Let's have a regular three houses thread, no Hopes. Only houses.
Isn't that Claude something? Trying to unify fodlan in a altruistic standpoint. He's such a charmer.
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Fire Emblem: Three Houses
See this lord? She won.
she killed millions...
To save trillions
To the anon that ripped the game for us: Will you do the same for Xenoblade 3 if it’s not leaked by then? I’ll help again, and can even pay you too. Hit me up in the Discord DMs we used.
You people are going to clog this board with your "FRICKING CENSORED MY GAME" and "JAPANESE HUMOR XD" threads
Honestly I just want to play it early.
Aren’t you a little worried about spoilers tho if you’re involved in the data mine?
I plan to just help download and rehost cause I got fiber, then I’ll frick off and go play it. I know some peeps that do datamining for the Xenos, so it’d help them to distribute to, but they won’t spoil me.
STUPID DRAGON!
This is canon ending IMO. Having the head of the church be an evil dragon who did messed up things to babies is so 90s JRPG
Except Edelgard restores the church because God is real and won her war.
God is real and her name is BYLETH I WIN WARS SON
>starts an alt timeline because she can't kill a small purple manlet
Where is her belly button and tights, you coward?
Bernie is for Yuri though
Yuri is for me though. Bernie is for getting bred by a cyan manlet
No he isn't.
This is literally evil though because at this point the church has no reason to exist because byleth loses their powers and Edelgard knows this
The empire was always evil. They just wanted their evil ruling the nation.
>Edelgard could have held down Byleth and raped him and destroyed the church for real
>doesn't do that because God is real, she helped her and can now use the church to fulfill her dream of ending crest worship
Bluepilling the public with religion is good when the empire does it
Evil empire out evils dragon. More news tonight at 7.
We know, killing the Dragon head of the church and the evil conquering emperor are JRPG staples. That's why the canon ending is that they both die.
The evil empire and evil dragon. the classic.
>Having the head of the church be an evil dragon
There's no ending where that's the case
>Having the head of the church be an evil dragon who did messed up things to babies is so 90s JRPG
But she only operated on Baby Byleth who wasn't breathing.
Edelgard lost
>unites the continent and church under the empire's flag akin to Wilhelm
Its was Rhea would have wanted.
Edelgard trusted Wilhelm and may have been getting the Big Emperor wiener.
>Hey Teach, heard your dad got stabbed to death by a clown. Shit sucks. But you know I can't help but wonder, maybe it's for the best you know? I mean, who hasn't thought about what would happen if people with the major crest of Seiros just died. I'm just curious is all. Just curious
Imagine him saying this with Edelgard just outside and listening in too, thinking about her siblings.
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!
c-could it be!?
no, surely it's a fake
but if not, Hi. I missed your posts.
Berniehomosexual quit 3H threads
good riddance
I hope he's happy.
He has a interesting team choice
it's over
Going back to 3H with the new lore is really neat, it shows just how fricked the Kingdom is where half are Imperial sympathizers, Rufus is halfway turning into Ionius, and the Western Church is in cahoots with the Western Lords which is another potential link for the Western Church to the Tragedy of Duscur. It's no wonder Faerghus fell THAT easily to Edelgard. Meanwhile, the Alliance mostly has Gloucester and minor lords defecting.
>Meanwhile, the Alliance mostly has Gloucester and minor lords defecting.
Next time I'm doing a run, I'm killing Claude. The world is a lot safer without him.
Even Gloucester is split, based Dadrenz is pro-Alliance, but some of his extended family are in cahoots with the Empire.
Yeah, poor choice of words, none of them actually like the Empire outside of potential profits and gains.
mostly because most nobles are corrupt and in Edelgard's world system, she would get rid of them in her system
The problem is that all the scummiest nobles side with her. The only noble that sides with her that isn't a huge monster is Gloucester. And maybe Ordelia. (does Bartels defect? don't remember}
weird how all the corrupt ones side with her
She murders them in her route.
it makes sense that they are trying to retain their status or guarantee it by siding with Edelgard. Not to mention with the Empire technically "flourishing" in 3 Hopes, some noble houses want to keep that relationship to benefit greatly from it. The war is primarily between the Empire and Farghus so the Alliance would be technically still up unless they declare war against the Empire and lead to the Alliance to be captured
Officially Edelgard declares war on both countries but most of the fighting starts in the Kingdom
It's a shame that literally none of that matters nor did ISIS think of it in advance and the game's actual story is held together with silly string because the world building and characters are good
>half are Imperial sympathizers
they're not sympathizers. they are either opportunists (rowe), bamboozled by molemen (lonato) or forced to comply (dominic)
I really wish Dimitri's first 9 chapters in hopes weren't fighting his own country.
Ashen Wolves dlc is considerably hard. I'm on chapter 3 and getting fricked up by those big automatons.
yeah. the only time Hard was actually hard in this game. Of course the difficulty is largely artificial since you are limited to a set number of characters who can not level up, can not learn new abilitites and can't change their class. Edelgard is a a shit tank and can't hit anything. claude and dimitri are fine. ashe is ok but suboptimal, hilda hits hard but can't dodge, has shit defence and her hit rate is so-so. Linhard is fine
Yeah, definitely feel restrained by the super limited roster, but even still, I'm getting my shit slapped.
Ashe being the secondary character from Blue Lions was a really fricking weird choice.
I guess they picked ashe because he actually has a connection to Yuri and recognizes him. You get special dialogue if they enter combat
I still love them.
What happens if we just killed Edelgard?
haha, what fan fiction mod is this? Claude would never say something like that, anon... You had better delete it
Anon, don't you know? Claude is more Edelgard's ally than Dimitri.
Dimitri gets Rhea and Yuri though
>Edelgard gets some dumb shitskin
>Dimitri gets big tittied dragon and femboy
Dimi chads win again.
Is this game any good? Plan on getting it.
Its a good game, flawed, but good. Its not a game you should rush though.
>All that shitposting about "Lysithea/Leonie would NEVER join the Kingdom!" pre-release
>The actual reason you don't get them is because Claude sends you shitters like Ignatz and Raphael while he hordes the dicky and tomboy
>Leonie would NEVER join the Kingdom!
why?
>sends you shitters like Ignatz and Raphael while he hordes the dicky and tomboy
>I get two bros over the bratty child and the smelly hick
I win.
Jokes on him, letting Ashe and Ignatz team up means that the Kingdom can no longer lose against Almyra.
>sends you Lorenz, Marianne, Ignatz and Raphael
sounds good. All are good units and Lorenz is based.
>Sends Lorenz, Raphael. Ignatz
>Keeps Hilda, Leonie and Lysithea
Claude really is evil.
AG like AM is the fujo route of the game. Males only.
I was telling people for ages that just because a character appears in a route, doesn't mean it has to do with their personal opinion towards that route's house. But all anybody wanted to do was meme about HAHA THAT CHARACTER DOESN'T WANT TO JOIN BECAUSE THEY HATE X
>Teach, we gotta stop Edelgard from destroying Fodlan and free Rhea.
>ever read the book of Seiros teach? sure is different from what Edelgard says it is
I never want to hear Claudegays say he didn't need Byleth again, he's the one needs the autistic Sensei the most.
Cry more claudleth loser. Your ship will never be good.
>Claudleth
b***h only gays pick the frog, you pick Manleth for the kino VW brotagonists.
>yfw this fanart correctly depicts claude's actual character
>Claude is the heckin schemer and is well adjusted, he doesn't need Frog to tard wrangle him like Edelgard and Dimitri
>Turns out without the threat of literal God giving him detention he's a sociopath worse than either of them
Hopes is moronic but this was hilarious
It doesn't even have to do with Byleth since SS, CF, and AM Claude is completely normal. It's just Hopes having shit writing.
>since SS, CF, and AM Claude is completely normal.
he still had a year of school time, with byleth still being his teacher (just not homeroom teacher).
>He forgot about Gronder Field
In retrospect "chaotic warfare" was just an excuse he needed. Otherwise he simply did not have a chance to really do anything in the other routes. For example Edelgard knocks him out of the picture fairly early on in CF.
But consider that Edelgard only fights him in CF because he refuses to kneel to the Empire. If it was GW Claude, he would just say "please let me help you kill Rhea!"
Because CF Edelgard didn't trust Claude and didn't compromise. She wanted all of Leceister and him out of the picture. She literally tells Byleth this upfront. And in AM with Dimitri out of the picture she didn't need Claude's help.
3Hopes Edelgard didn't get that year at Garrech Mach so she didn't know just how much of a slime Claude was and without God Byleth at her side her position was weaker.
It's because Claude is fighting an overwhelming war against the Empire + TWSITD. Claude wants the Alliance to stay neutral so TWSITD can't win. In Golden Deer, Claude literally stated he wanted Rhea to be not alive after defeating Edelgard and he wanted to achieve the same things as Edelgard but through a different means
>but through a different means
I think the devs forgot about that part
this kills the deercucks malding about 3 copes claude. Your lord was lawyas a sociopath. cope, seethe and dilate
Claude learns in Cyril's support that he doesn't need to make an enemy of her.
Because he learned of a thing called communication.
Apparently having the future lords of the nations at Fodlan somehow doesn't teach people that they can talk to each other instead of jumping to conclusions and this lesson is only learned by looking at Byleth not talking and just listening.
>I've committed war crimes Claude.
>the blood won't wash away from my hands.
>Hey nothing personal Rhea, but I just want to see what the world would be like without you
>Heh, Cyril was right. Maybe I DO need to reevaluate how I see Fodlan and Almyra. This is a mistake that will have to be rectified later, but for now, Rhea's safety comes first.
Claude why do you have a bunch of books about skinning dead dragons?
Claude why you do have plans for sneaking Almyrans into the Kingdom and the Empire?
>it's so like Dimitri to try to push for peace with Sreng even when they keep invading, I hope one day the Kingdom can live in peace with Sreng, and one day Almyra with the Alliance
Based Claude (True)
No hard feelings Dimitri. I just want to see what a world without the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus would be like.
My Golden Deer will never do no wrong.
>Professor...? Are you all right, you've been asleep for some time. What? I had two eyes? I was simping for some bawd with purple hair? Claude is insane? Good, professor that sounds like some nightmare. But fear not, it is over. Now let us put an end to Edelgard's tyranny. Together.
Soon.
is the dialogue with manleth the same?
Of course.
nice
Byleth has no dialogue at all changed depending on whether you're frog or manleth. Neither does She's really
>look it up
>talking about Shez in this scene
Uh, frogsis?
BEAUTIFUL
I just finished AG and it was pretty good, I don't get why Ganker is hating on it so much
AG is fricking great, I like it even better than AM because it's even more character and politics focused. It's GW that's a fricking trainwreck. SB is watered down CF.
No one hates it but Edelgard falseflaggers thinking her getting mindbroke at the end ruined the route
no one's hating on AG here, anon, what are you puffing? It is universally considered the only good route in that game
I mean the game in general, it was fine
I just don't really care for it. Non-boar Dimitri isn't half as interesting.
It's just a worse AM with a far more boring Dimitri since he's not the Boar. Traipsing around fighting Cornelia and the western lords was fricking boring
I'm getting mixed signals
Both are valid opinions, do you want politics or THE BOAR?
I like both
is it possible to gaslight claude into wanting to see what the world would be like without him?
>hopes confirms that she's straight and not into women
Thank you, the one thing this game did right
>No S-support with Femleth
Schizo we knew this for years, I know your fricking moronic but come on now.
Well that wasn't enough for some morons, and honestly even now they persist with insisting that Cathmir is canon, but at least there's more evidence to prove she isn't even bi
Only a homosexual such as yourself would care for fricking headcanon considering the Summoner makes you sperg out.
>Nooooooo people are shipping I'm going insaneeeeee save me Black personclaude
Have you tried to stop being autistic
If she was into women she would've S supported Frog in Houses you homosexual
> Edelgard/Monica is presented as a sociopath who would let Monica die if saving them was too inconvenient and a doormat who enables such behavior.
> Lesbians eat it up.
I'm starting to see why the rate of domestic abuse is so high among lesbians.
>I can have sex? Nice, I can have sex.
>jeralt even gives the ok
If Shez doesn't marry this, he's a gay.
Or she's not a gay.
Depends on what you picked.
Shez marries Dimitri bruh
Shez gets friendzoned by everyone, no amount of headcanon will change this you shitposting fricks.
I don't know anon, Shez got a dagger and spicy letter from Dee.
Lysithea wants to FRICK Shez
Lysithea only fricks dudes with gigantic wieners who also carry the Crests of Flames.
>when lysithea ends up with balthus
>Oh Goddess, we can finally enjoy the fruits of victory now that this five year war is over.
No hard feelings Fodlan. I just want to see what a world with only orphans would be like.
How the FRICK does the Kingdom not win against the Empire in the epilogue when it has The Boar (Dee mode), Death Knight (meds taken), Shez Blanco and Byleth Verde?
Claude false flags and backstabs them when they're not looking
plot armor, but it is heavily implied that the empire is fricked and it's defeat is imminent
>How the FRICK does the Kingdom not win against the Empire in the epilogue
They do? The ending made it pretty clear that the empire stood no chance and they basically just had to sweep through the rest. The empire isn't a threat anymore in AG, the only possible threat is Claude still wanting to kill Rhea
Something something developers didn't want a better ending than Houses so if they made AG unambiguously the best ending people would get mad
Byleth Verde defected to Edelgard's side when she did a cute dance.
There is no "Edelgard's side" after AG's ending, for one she's mentally a child but also she's in the kingdoms hands.
>legal custody battle between Dimitri and Hubert
Pretty sure they offhand mention that Ferdinand and Hubert "vanished", so Thales probably had them killed. There's really no one left for the empire in AG's ending
judging by how dimitri reacted at the end of the route i doubt he'd want custody of her (except for politicl reasons). also hubert is dead, homie
Rhea can raise her into a good church girl
>On todays episode of Fodlans Court, a custody battle between two men who proclaim themselves as the sole guardian of Edelgard.
They do, the epilogue says that they're going to push forward to crush the empire. Pretty obvious. Same with SB, theirs says Claude chimps out and attacks the empire to further his goals and it's a three way war, but the kingdom is on its last legs
So is GW the only route that specifically states the war is far from over? For all of the scheming that Claude does his route seems to be the one that leaves him in the worst position lol
It's not surprising. Claude spent the whole route crossing and doublecrossing people so now nobody wants to talk to him.
She's just gonna go on a vacation.
Claude's ending states that he proposes peace, but knowing that he's a backstabbing psychopath that's not what he wants and all three armies are still mostly intact, so yeah his is the worst by far in terms of having a united fodlan at the end
he just said that sb epilogue implies the war continues as a three way clusterfrick. AG is the only route where it's close to an end, if claude doesnt ape out that is. but it's not mentioned in the ending slide, so if he does it's not in the immediate future anyway
No that Anon said the Kingdom was on its last legs.
It is, but they're still involved when SB ends and everyone is against each other as opposed to AG where the empire is on it's last legs but Claude is still playing nice with Dimitri to finish them
Eh I think Claude will backstab Dimitri the first chance he gets. The only question is when.
He can't stand against the kingdom and the church combined, the kingdom is in the strongest spot it's ever been in AG. Unlike GW, the Dimitri in AG isn't going to just let the Church die. From a pure military perspective there's nothing Claude can really do
You don't need to wage an open war to backstab someone, Anon.
No, but there's not much he can do other than seethe in the corner, or try to have Rhea assassinated.
Like I said, you don't need war to backstab someone.
>pure military perspective
he false flagged a race war in this game anon, Claude isn't going to meet Dimitri in an open field
Ok, tell me, how can Claude deal with the AG ending
Not my job to write fanfiction for you. I'm just saying Claude has proven he can stir shit without resorting to military prowess.
See, even you can't think of a way, that's what I'm saying. They already dealt with a Sreng invasion in AG, and all the instability in the kingdom, and the empire, and the slithers, the kingdom is in a strong position, no amount of "scheming" is gonna change that.
I can think of a dozen ways involving assassination alone, but it's all fanfiction. What's the point in discussing hypotheticals? Did you also sperg out over CF ending in Golden Age for Fodlan?
>I can think of a dozen ways involving assassination alone
Yeah, involving the church, he doesn't see the kingdom itself as a threat.
>Involving the Church
Nope. Use your imagination Anon.
Anon, play the game, he doesn't see the kingdom as a threat, he thinks Edelgard is over-ambitious and fears that she might invade the alliance, he sees the Church as an obstruction of his goals, he has no problem with the kingdom or dimitri aside from the fact that they happen to protect the Church.
But the endgame of Wildfire is to rush into the capital, kill Rhea, and retreat quickly to not spark a war with the kingdom.
sounds likely but the end slide doesn't mention it, so i don't think it's happening in the immediate future
Yeah it probably happens later on. Ending slides in 3Houses left a lot of information out, but it's pretty obvious shit still goes down in some of the routes as well.
Of course he will, the game shows how much of a Black person Claude really is, but still from the epilogue text alone it's pretty clearly AG > SB > RaceWars in terms of how close Fodlan is to peace
The only safe way to deal with Claude is to just end the games and kill him on the spot.
Too bad Edelgard snapped Dimitri out of his murder boner. He definitely should've ended Claude right then and there. Because now he'll be a problem.
There is an ending where Edelgard and Claude march on the Kingdom to destroy it
>theirs says Claude chimps out and attacks the empire to further his goals and it's a three way war, but the kingdom is on its last legs
is what he said actually. even if you remove the kingdom from the equation (yeah, that worked great in am didn't it?) you still have a war continueing between alliance and empire, so no, it's not close to being over
>How the FRICK does the Kingdom not win against the Empire in the epilogue when it has The Boar (Dee mode), Death Knight (meds taken), Shez Blanco and Byleth Verde?
*makes your kingdoms look like a bunch of homosexuals*
>Trusting Hopes Claude
He wonders what a world where the war continues would be like.
Kostas comes back possessing a random new god
>War is over? Great, I'm packing my bags and heading for Almyra to begin a peaceful reformation of my own. Please come and visit me guys.
>Backstabs Dimitri and Rhea on the way out
>Thanks Claude. I’ll be taking some of your prostitutes as well. You can keep leonie. Tell Hilda I’ll come for her later.
Reminder Claude decided who to send to Dimitri. Reminder Claude is a dickyseur.
Lysithea is not dicky, stop forcing this. Way too fricking old
She's a honorary Lion anyway
the only good fanart of dimitri and marianne. somehow this ship attracts the trooniest of troons
>somehow this ship attracts the trooniest of troons
Troons go for yuri, not heterosexual ships.
Troons go for gay ships, yuri is for straight males, it's the nost popular fetish in the world for a reason
My dude, troons go for yuri because they want to pretend they're women.
2 cute girls is better than 1 cute girl
It's a simple math really
That's just untrue
>dimitri looks good
>marianne looks like a toddler
it's shit
Seething
>Mariane looks good
>Dimitri looks like a troony
It's shit
looks like a troony
Get your eyes checked
He does look like a troony though
Have you seen a troony in real life? Hint: most of them have long hairs because they suffered from gender dysphoria
Get help.
I accept your concession you fricking troony enabler
I win lol
Why are you doing this? Dimileth will always be the canon. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
Everything is canon, anon
>every possible relationship is canon
Hot.
Troons go for /u/ ships, they prize femininity and 2 girls is peak femininity.
Straight girls and homos go for gay ships
Straight men and dykes go for yuri
Troons also go for yuri
you know they'd be a good match for each other aesthetically and thematically if marianne wasn't such a boring and annoying character
That's too bad then. You can pair up Dimitri with some other hole.
I will.
With Petra.
Petra only likes weak men you know
Cope ashegay. Get BTFO by Dedue.
i pair him with either felix or hapi usually
This A support between Rodrigue and Felix needed to happen in Azure Moon too. Not making Felix a major character in AM was a huge mistake.
Stop talking about Hopes. This is a HOUSES thread.
nobody gives a shit autist
im trans btw
why are you so mean 🙁
Saint Cichol? Kinda of a massive DILF.
Seteth, stop shitposting on Ganker
Black person did you just larped on a fricking Ganker?
How pathetic, Your mother must be a dirty prostitute
Talking with Flayn about cute boys, mention Saint Cichol sounds like he would be hot. Flayn just stares uncomfortably.
I still think Manuela was an assassin during her time at the opera.
>doesn't sell out the faith
WHAT A SUPER COOL CANON WIFE
Uh anon, she does, she'll literally join Edelgard in SB.
>SB
Sorry I played the canon AG where Edelgard becomes a toddler.
None of them sell out in AG so I don't get what your point is then
DOES ANNETTE JOIN SB TOO?
no. the only blue lions that have no integrity are mercedes (dyke) and ashe
meh. marianne is better
Don't mind us we're just saving this small child from the forces of Claude.
Can you recruit certain locked units out of house in NG+ or is Shamirs paralogue hard locked into Golden Wildfire forever?
No she's evil GW locked.
So even though you can recruit Shamir in any route you can't even do her paralogue in 3 of them because of that dumb b***h Leonie?
Y-You guys don't really think they'll add epilogues and s supports in the DLC right...?? Nintendo wouldn't do that to us, RIGHT!?
Marianne/Dimitri is dunking on these hoes
>mfw one-shotted Cornelia as a fricking DARK MAGE with mine, and Seteth adjuntant special
And for a moment I thought there were too many generals to handle lmao
>POWAAAAH
what's bernie and dimitri's support like?
AAAAIIIIIIEEE BOAR EAT BERNIE NOOOOOO
She thinks he's going to eat her when really he just wants to grab some raw meat and vegetables from the fridge and pig out
I don't know but IMAGINE THE SEX if they had a paired ending
"Dimitri-san.... AAAAAAAAAA MY HYMEN IS TEARING AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T DO THIS IT'S WAY TOO BIG IT'S WAY TOO BIG IT'S WAY TOO BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
>bernie faints and dimitri doesn't consummate because it would be rape
>no C-rank scene
>B-rank scene
Bernie sneaks into the kitchen at night to get food, runs into Dimitri
Gets scared as frick, thinks he's going to eat and/or kill her
Dimitri tries to calm her down
It only gets worse and she runs away
>A-rank scene
Bernie sneaks into kitchen at night to get food again, runs into Dimitri again
Dimitri knows how it feels to be stuck indoors (working) and the need to get a late dinner
Bernie thinks Dimitri was spying on her because he knows she stayed indoors
Dimitri starts eating raw vegetables and meat because frick cooking
Bernie offers to cook for him, but fricks up
Dimitri eats it anyway, and thanks her
Bernie eats it and realizes it's bad, thinks it's a plot by Dimitri to have her executed for cooking him bad food
Runs away, Dimitri continues eating
that's... incredibly dumb. that the best they could come up with with? jesus christ
>tfw they ditched Dorothea/Dimitri, Hilda/Dimitri or even Petra/Dimitri for THAT
Dimitri got a really good support with Yuri so it's fine
oh, elaborate
He learns the sorrow of the common man like Seliph.
Sigurd*
That scene is Sigurd's ghost telling Seliph about the sorrow of the common man though.
>am dimitri know the sorrow of the common man through personal experience
>ag dimitri learns it from yuri
looks like dimitri being the only lord who knows the plight of the commoners is an important trait of his character since they went out of their way to include it in ag
Well yes, his entire governing model is based on giving commoners more of a voice on ruling so its an important point
>Edelgard: Only the best get a voice, but that voice can come from anywhere
>Dimitri: Everyone gets a voice, but there is still nobility
No idea about Claude tho
>Claude: It'll work out somehow once the Church is gone
>like Seliph.
Seliph is an Issachian prostitute
Dimitri is running around town in the lower end of society, helping people out.
Yuri discovers him and gets mad because he's worried Dimitri will get killed (it's a dangerous area). Dimitri said he had a point, but wanted to understand the commoners with his own eyes. He gets Yuri is agree to watch his back foe the day.
Next support, Dimitri explains that he wants to get commoners involved in politics. Yuri says that needs structure. First, stability, then education. Dimitri agrees. Yuri says he could help out, raise funds and loan men. Dimitri refuses at first, saying he knows Yuri has shady dealings and doesn't want to be involved with that. Yuri promises that he wouldn't do shady dealings with Dimitri involved, as he would never do something like that to him.
Basically they call Edelgard a moron and shake on it.
Yes, it was. I was extremely disappointed with it just being a joke support, especially after seeing it being a rare cross-faction A-support with a lord.
It gave me a gem like this at least.
is he smiling at his joke, or at the idea?
lol what a bawd
>the Big Byleth wiener turned this bawd into a loyal, loving wife that wants to raise a big family
>Everyone is gay!!
I hope all localizers die screaming in minecraft
Anon it's the same in moonrunes.
I need to find the Japanese version of this convo to see what it originally says. Even here it's a blatant joke like the "we could get married" line yet morons will still take it and run with it
No one fricking cares take your meds
How does NG+ work in Hopes? What exactly carries over? I don't want level 1 Claude but level 40 Ignatz.
>According to this book my Teacher, only gay losers played non-CF routes.
There are seven different Fodlan timelines and I didn't feel bad about Randolph dying in any of them.
Randolph needed to be playable more than anybody in Three Hopes. There are so many routes in the two games where his death is supposed to be sad but you have literally no fricking reason to care about him or Fleche because they're nothing characters.
>So many routes
Not really, like, at all. AM shows him being a moron hypocrite who will call you evil for defending yourself, SS and VW ignore him almost entirely, He's just another general on AG and bait for Claude's gambit in CW. He's only "sympathetic" in CF and SB but even still knowing what he's like from playing AM its hard to ever feel bad for him
He was the key to everything all along
The weapon to surpass Hopes Claude.
>people think the key to claude not acting like a sociopath that he is is byleth
>it's actually cyril
>proof that Rhea doesn't discriminate against other cultures
>also proof that Almyran culture itself is trash and it's not the fault of any other nation but itself
How does one orphan manage to blow Claude's entire ideology out of the water?
I find it hilarious that they realized Cyril completely btfos Claude in houses so they just conveniently remove him from hopes so it doesn't happen again
By talking.
They literally had to remove him from the game and not mention his background at all in Azure Gleam because his existence completely undermines the story Golden Wildfire tried to tell lmao.
i'm on ch 6 maddening classic Crimson Flower doing pretty good so far. How does this sound as my end game team?
M!Byleth- Warmaster
Edelgard- Wyvern Lord
Petra- Wyvern Lord
Hubert- Dark Knight
Ferdinand-Bow Knight
Benedetta- Bow Knight
Shamir- Bow Knight or Sniper
Lindhart- Bishop
Caspar- War Master
Felix- War Master
Dorothea- Dancer
Lysithea- Gremory or Dark Knight.
Not nearly enough wyvern lords
maybe ferd as a wyvern lord too? cant imagine they would all need to be
>M!Byleth- Warmaster
not canon
>Edelgard- Wyvern Lord
not canon
>Petra- Wyvern Lord
not canon
>Hubert- Dark Knight
not canon
>Ferdinand-Bow Knight
not canon
>Benedetta- Bow Knight
ok
>Shamir- Bow Knight or Sniper
sniper is ok
>Lindhart- Bishop
ok
>Caspar- War Master
ok
>Felix- War Master
not canon
>Dorothea- Dancer
ok
>Lysithea- Gremory or Dark Knight.
gremory is ok
>not canon
who give a frick. is it a good team or not?
it's not canon, so no, it's not a good team
>gets the best route in both Three Houses and Three Hopes
Blue Lions chads keep winning
After playing 3houses on lions route for the first time last week, and playing 3hopes on AG right now - yeah.
Do I really need to make half my roster wyvern lords for Maddening? Can't I just play how I want?
>male byleth
no, you can make half your roster war masters instead.
no. maddening isn't as hard as it's drummed up to be. play however you like. You might consider investing into hit+20, but it's not necessary - i finished the game without it
Wyvern Lords are the best, but Snipers and War Masters are also good. Basically anything that has combat arts that will hit multiple times, since you generally won't double.
Made Ferdie a Brawler on Crimson Flower, holy shit its so fricking fun.
So fast I can barely keep up.
HILDA! HILDA! HILDA!
i was thinking of giving the merc accessory to hilda, but holst special move is kino...
also seems leonie's passive is good, but i can rector her in other routes
Deerbros we are fricking clowns! Hopes ruined our reputations
You just wanted an excuse to post Hilda clussy, don't lie to us anon
Kronya!
what reputation? You were always a nothing house
We used to be gods
gd was the comfy house
More like the coomer house. Hubba hubba
GD was the Hilda house.
Houses is dead!
People say that only because its not a cult of personality like the BE or BL. Fear the Deer baby!
FLAYN IS PART OF THE DEERS! The deers don't fight the church
what's there to fear? the irrelevancey that being associated with that house brings?
GD are the most relevant house however
>the irrelevancey that being associated with that house brings?
Deerbros, why is she seething this hard about us?
If it's not a cult of personality literally why would I join? You failed the sales pitch, I'm going to go talk to Dimitri, come back when you're relevant
It has Hilda breasts so I think it's fine.
Hilda can be recruited in houses so the Deers are fine.
You were right Edelgard and Claude. The dragon needs to die for killing my parents
Good, now go with aunt Cornelia to discuss the plan further.
Also, have you considered a second crest?
*becomes Cornelia's husband*
>boarlet bussy
Lambert never should have taken him to that parade.
>do a randomizer run
>Fleche gets turned into this
what the frick
she looks like one of those /misc/ comics about scandinavian women
I thought this was a Houses thread?
>Crimson Flower had to censor Ionius because his existence BTFO's 90% of Edelgard's agenda
>Golden Wildfire had to do the same thing to Cyril
truly CF 2.0....
Bros?
Fujosisters, we won
fujosisters...
probably edeltard can't cope that her house have some of the worst girls
Watch them cope by saying Lysithea is a canon BE. Lmao they're so ugly
Gaaaaaaah! Dah!!
do you think Felix would rather get rammed by Dimitri or Sylvain?
Dimitri by far
He loves Dimitri, he only really likes Sylvain
He's practically begging to ride the boar
Is Edelgard supposed to be in-game pretty? I don't see it.
Have you tried to turn it off and on again.
Imagine Hubert, but not a simp
Oberstein from LoGH
Hubert being a literal unrequited love incel completely devalues his character archetype
Hubert is Edelgard's best friend Oberstein killed Reinhardt's best friend
The real OG
dragon bad?
No, dragon traumatized.
Is it just me, or are Archers terrible in Three Hopes? Just lost that one mission where you have to capture a bunch of enemy bases and not let any of them get recaptured in chapter 6 of Golden Wildfire, and Shamir was the team's weak link. Her moveset feels awkwardly slow and unwieldly, and unless I'm doing something wrong she's weak as hell. I've had similar issues with Ignatz, as well as Claude before the timeskip.
I'm only on chapter 6 of SB atm, I feel archers are decently strong. Proccing enemy shields and breaking them feel really easy, but I'm mostly fighting against pegasus units. Against armored or tankier units, it feels more impossible
Agreed, archers are generally weaker. Their moveset isn't very good, with long animations. With them, you really need to utilise weapon advantages. The good thing is that archers > brawlers, and when you control them, they can actually shit on mages cos mages have low physical defence as well. Just don't let the computer control it when you use archer v mage
Remember kids, committing war crimes and instigating racial wars is A-OK when it's not in your backyard.
hilda good
Frogmitrisisters, how are we coping?
By marrying Frog and Dimitri like Sothis intended.
By drinking lethal dose of saccharine.
By not giving a shit about 3Copes.
buy saint cichol books
I will. Thank you for the recommendation, kind sir.
This is just three hundred pages of a homophobia mixed with how awesome Saint Cichol is
>Claude takes you dancing weather if you're male or female Byleth
>can't romance him as a man
>the only bi lord romance option is the female because society would rather die than admit bisexual men exist
I'm still mad
Yuri?
Jeritza?
I mean the house lords
You can romance Edelgard as a man or woman, but can only romance Dimitri or Cluade as a woman, I was going to romance a woman anyway if you could romance Claude, but the fact he dances with you even if you're a guy is such a fricking tease
I think Claude and Dimitri want descendants
Claude's such a blueballing tease
>I think Claude and Dimitri want descendants
Their endings with Frogs say otherwise.
Actually, we know Dimitri has a son because of Gilberts ending
Technically, there is a prince. You could argue biological or adopted, whatever you prefer
That is true, which is why we can't take the epilogues at the end all be all for lords having kids or not.
>thinking almyra raises homosexuals
Claude may be a metrosexual bastard, but a homosexual, he is not.
Thank god we killed off this horrible monster once and for all.
How many innocent fish has she killed?
As many as she needed to
The fish thank you
Romancing Monica so we can simp for Edelgard together
I never realized how ugly Monica is.
*Cute
She looks genuinely menacing here. Like, I'm talking "Breaks your legs because you won't write your books the way she wants you to" levels of derangement.
Looking slightly deranged was probably what they were going for
>if every crester was gay crests would cease to exist
is this edelgard's master plan?
Which is a better plan
>Edelgard destroying crests by making crest users gay
>Ingrid breeding the barbarism out of the Almyran royal family with her own body
Was Three Copes just a ploy to make fallen Claude on heroes?
I legit think it was their way of saying you don't know how good you have it until its gone.
>レア様と中央教会悪!は最後まで原作よりもフワフワのまま進んでしまい、一体レア様たちが何をしたと言うのか…
Nips are noticing the Church's shit treatment
I don't read moon
"Rhea-sama and the Church are evil!" was more shallow than the original game until the very end. Just what in the world did Rhea and everyone do...
Please tell me they are not accepting the new Claude! The devs wont listen to us but the japanese audience may reach them
They fricking hate him from what I can tell.
I hope this is true because I am so sick of seeing people blame the English localization and saying that Claude was always the way he is in the original Japanese 3H
>無双クロードや無双金鹿のキャラ像云々は置いといて、なんで第2部から唐突にこんな展開にしたのかが私にとっては大問題…
>Leaving aside the character images of Musou Claude and Musou Kinshika, the big question for me is why you abruptly developed this from Part 2...
yeah nah, Claude in Japanese wasn't as much of a meme lord but even in Japanese he's wasn't as slimy as he is in Hopes
I don't know if they are vocal in the right places for IS to take notice, but they talking about it and are not happy.
一緒も何も
エガブス=クロンボ
で同類の風花を代表するナチスヒトラーだからFE一の最低野郎だぞ
本命青だけどシナリオ自体に不安があったから黄色からはじめた
原作では好き寄りだったけどアンチになったw
クロードのサイファカードあるけど売ろうかな
顔を見るのも嫌になった
中の人までクロードアンチは盛大に草生えたわ
原作同盟に思い入れが強い人ほど荒れているしクロード自体生まれてこなかった方が良かった説
>none of the lords have kids with byleth noted in their ending cards
Weird
This one nip's impression said they're already seeing signs that the Musou Claude is nothing like the original, but they haven't beaten his route yet
They leave the future of Byleth and the lords up to the players.
What if Monica walked in on Edelgard getting bred by the Ashen Demon?
Shd steals and eats the baby
>Monica takes Byleth's dick out of Edelgard and pumps out the seed into her own mouth much to Edelgard's dismay
DAMN
I've heard the asians are pissed about the game cause of the story
Are they vocal and not happy?
Where are you people seeing nip opinions
Their art twitters under privattar
I need Edelgard feet in my mouth
goldenchads.....
>Read the Seiros Bible, Claude! READ IT homie
So what does Claude actually do that's making everyone either have conniptions or meme about claudegays being in shambles? I'm a poorgay who has to wait 2 more weeks for my copy and I still can't figure out what the frick everyones shitposting about
He hates the church more than Edelgard
Three Hopes Claude is a sociopath who betrays his allies at the drop of a hat, parrots Edelgard's bullshit rhetoric about the Church of Seiros without doing even the tiniest bit of critical thinking, and kills Rhea purely because he wants to see what the world will be like without her.
He embraces his psychopathic side and kills people and starts race wars for shits and gigles. no, i'm not memeing
Claude kills everyone. Even when the war is over and peace is achieved, he chooses to kill Rhea.
Basically after several chapters of fighting back against Edelgard, he suddenly decides to join her and attacks the Kingdom instead. The final boss of his route is literally Rhea like in Crimson Flower.
No Teach to help him learn trust, let alone a year with the rest of the Deer to bond + another 5 years to reflect.
Barely out in a month, 2 year skip, he's who he was when he went in; an untrusting sociopath who forgets why he wants to conquer the bloody country in the first place. Byleth is one thing, but having nobody to rely on for such a period of time in contrast to his other self shows who he was and what he'd be if not for the positive feedback loop the Deer would give him, let alone Verdant Wind.
Nothing.
Except he doesn't. He never intended for Randolph to die and he certainly wasn't the one who locked the gate. The slitherer locked the gate and then disguised himself as an imperial soldier to go tell Fleche, in order to disrupt the war effort.
The war wasn't anywhere near over. He had explained his justifications very well and even Dimitri knew the church's end would help him sue for peace with Edelgard.
>Peace
>With Edelgard
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Edelgard is literally incompetent without a player character's help. In Claude's route, he basically eviscerates the church and the kingdom's army single-handedly but the empire can't do anything on the western front even with literally all of their forces and generals alive.
I don't want to see deergays talk shit about my little homie ever again
hey i always liked him ever since when i used him in my GD run.
There was a time once when Cyril was considered an honorary deer...
He was right.
Loyal to the only sane person in the whole game. Why would I follow a bunch of idealistic teenagers when I can side with dragon milf with centuries of experience on how the world works?
I still can't believe people can say "Rhea doesn't care about humans" when the game not only SHOWS her deep care for Cyril himself but there's supports that say that she often takes time to go play with orphans and actively gets down and dirty helping a Duscurian village, she nearly basically checks all the boxes to be a literal Saint
I think it's more like she doesn't care for humans as a whole, but has a number of individual people she cares about. Edelgard, on the other hand, is the opposite, having great ideals for humanity as a whole, but no regard for the people she has to trample on along the way.
>I think it's more like she doesn't care for humans as a whole
if that were the case she wouldn't be helping some literally whos she's never met in her entire life before. also edelgard doesn't care about humanity. she cares about herself. it's all just an infantile hissy fit under the disguise of 'muh greater good'
The three lords did more agaonst mole people in a few years thsn Rhea did in hundreds maybe its comeuppance for her incompetence
>She didn't genocide moles effectively enough, that means she doesn't care about humanity
Literally what even are you arguing
maybe because moles actively hide from Rhea for thousands years?
In original game the main reason why edelgard doesn't execute her right away, is literally because molemen are still too scared to act openly even with her in chains
She killed Epimenides leaving them without a powerful, and competent, leader.
They’ve been dying ever since with only Cornelia having two brain cells and Solon one.
>Edelgard
>Caring
She's an egocentric women anon. You can argue Rhea is also like that but even so its possible for her to care toward the common man, even if only on a superficial level, Edelgard doesn't care about anything other then her ambitions. She will. And has willingly thrown away people who care about her just to achieve something
Edelgard loves Byleth enough to be around them after the war and settle down.
>Edelgard cares for the one person she can manipulate and bend to her every whim like a pet
Not exactly helping your case here anon
Byleth has the choice to go or not. Byleth is not a dumb person as seen in Hopes. If Byleth joins Edelgard its because they know her message is bullshit but they don't care. Its the love route for a reason.
>"Has a number of individual people she cares about"
>it's the only reason crest bloodlines weren't genocided
>It's the only reason Loog didn't turn Adrestia into imperial rubble
>Actively goes out of her way to try to not only give a home to orphans but often takes time to go down and care for them personally
>Actively wants to help bring the commoners and nobles together by uniting the commoner and noble rooms
Say whatever you want about her being prone to execute violent criminals, Rhea does nothing but take care of civies to the extent she's capable of, misguided as some of her attempts may be
I can't believe that Cyril was right about Claude being a traitor murderous almyran piece fo shit
>almyran
AROUND ALMYRANS
NEVER RELAX
everyone wants to frick shez
can you recruit him into blue lions?
Gatekeeper has something to report.
I actually love it
>Lyn wins CYL1
>gets added last-minute to Warriors
>Gatekeeper sweeps CYL5
>gets added as a bonus character to Hopes
Based.
>Shamir laughs when Catherine calls Gustave "old man"
AHHH CUTE CUTE CUTE
>making Seteth his canon class prevents him from using his canon weapon
>Caspar's preferred path is axes
>even the cutscenes make him a gauntlets user
Intelligent shitsem has no excuse.
I mean it's obvious why anon, just think about it for a second and you'll get it
Why is the tea drinking minigame so fricking bad in Three Houses, and why did Three Hopes repeat its obtuse nature? I took Seteth out and asked him about his past. He told me about his dead wife. I could nod, be envious or ask him for more information. Want to know which one was right? Be envious. How the frick does that make any sense? A character tells you they want to make Edelgard's dream come true, and somehow blushing is the correct response? A character tells you she wants to go fishing but saying you'll fish with her is wrong? Nothing about the system makes any sense and just forces people to savescum to get a perfect result.
I swear those parts were programmed by aliens who don't understand how human interactions work.
The Seteth one I could understand.
>Oh, you/your wife are so lucky to have had each other!
TEA TIME homosexual
>A character tells you she wants to go fishing but saying you'll fish with her is wrong?
Yes anon nobody fricking invited you
Human interactions are alien to the Japanese. Why do you do think they get no pussy?
Because most of them live in apartment and landlords often forbid tenants to have pets.
>A character tells you they want to make Edelgard's dream come true, and somehow blushing is the correct response?
Why do you think Monica acts the way she does? She has it all figured out.
Edelgard and Rhea are right.
Don't respond to the schizo
Boy did this bait not age well
Is he a psychopath?
No hard feelings
unironically yes
Claude, that's not how it works.
If you kill the pope the religion dies. That's how it works.
no. they just elect a new pope you fricking brainlet
>According to Liudprand of Cremona, John XII died whilst enjoying an adulterous sexual encounter outside Rome, either as the result of apoplexy, or at the hands of an outraged husband.
>John was buried in the Lateran. Pope Benedict V soon succeeded him, but he was successfully deposed by Leo VIII.
Yes, just like how if I killed the pope, that would be the end of Catholicism.
Famous last words
In another timeline, you'd be right Dimitri ;_;
In another time, in another life.
Dimitri nooo
I wonder how the fujos will take it
3 copes just killed that ship. but i can always fall back to DimitrixFelix which became even stronger
>3 copes just killed that ship
You don't understand shippers do you? They'll just ignore it and write about their 3 houses versions.
Whatcha mean?
Rhea - The Immaculate One
Seteth - The Hammer of Judgement
Flayn - The Benevolent One
Macuil - The Wind Caller
Indech - The Immovable
Areadbhar - The Vigorous
Aegis Shield - The Steadfast
Are these names the game confirmed?
Yes, except I'm not sure where Seteth and Flayns comes from
You - The homosexual
Wait doesn't this imply Sothis ks the one who named them that since she knows these are their titles? Imagine how "the steadfast" feels when mommy named his older sister "the immaculate one"
I don't think they are siblings
Sothis created them all from her blood. They didn't come out of the womb, but they're siblings in the magical sense.
I thought Sothis just created the original generation, but then they had kids of their own like Seteth and his wife had Flayn
There's no proof of any having children except Seteth, and the game treats that as important/unusual. Makes a point of treating his human wife as a big deal.
His wife is never said to be human though
He met her in Enbarr, a human city.
Okay by that logic Seteth is human because he was in Embarr
And the only other known Saint, Luca, is fricking dead. And that’s a boys name.2A8KG
I mean she created some of them, but they can have children as well, like how Seteth had Flayn. Also Rhea is called the last child of Sothis, which means Seteth wasn't made by Sothis and was probably born naturally as well.
The Japanese for that line is actually last in the numerical sense, as in the youngest.
That means rhea is likely his aunt or something along those lines
Did nothing wrong
>Dimitri
Did some wrong
>Rhea
Did a lot of wrong
>Edelgard
Shit, almygga, what are you doing?
>Khalid
Anon legitimately what did Rhea even do wrong on hopes
Oh, I just mean in general.
But if I had to pick for Hopes' timeline
>letting almyrans live
You know what? Fair enough
Didn't kill all the crestbearing tribes after she killed Nemesis
Stopped Loog from destroying the empire
>Did some wrong
>Rhea
?????
>stoped loog from burning the empire and salting the earth
that's the only one i can think of
Discussing Rhea character would take an autistic wall of text and would probably invite a ton of arguing so let me just say that while I don't think Rhea is evil she is definitely misguided
Cute, if KT weren't moronic they'd have supports
This is as close to Rhea will get to mommy love again...Sad
What about Flayn and Seteth?
>no supports in Hopes
>not even allowed to speak to eachother in the phone game
IS fricking hates these girls.
>No mother and daughter bonding! - KT
I'd be ok with a prequel exploring the death of Sothis / war of the heroes tbh. If you want extra spiciness you can make it end with Rhea in peaceful times post-Three Houses reminiscing about it as Byleth it's born
>Rhea in peaceful times post-Three Houses reminiscing about it as Byleth it's born
Ah yes, ten seconds before the biggest tragedy in her life since the death of her mother.
That'll be great for her health.
I meant pre- Three houses frick, and yes it'd be supposed to be bittersweet, as the outcome will be decided by the route (you) choose on Houses
>I meant pre- Three houses frick
I know what you meant.
I'm saying "the second her reminiscence ends, she has to kill her daughter."
That's not bitter sweet, that's psychotic. It made Jeralt flee in terror.
What are you talking about? Sitri was dying in childbirth. That's why she had Rhea take her heart, she was already dying.
I am not part of this conversation but it appears that anon is saying it will be weird to have Rhea tell the story of her past 10 seconds before Sitri died during labor.
>The entire reason Byleth even exists is because Rhea wants to see her mommy again
>Rhea actually brings her mommy back
>They never, ever, ever, ever, ever interact with each other for even one second over three games
>They never, ever, ever, ever, ever interact with each other for even one second over three games
We get in battle dialogue between Sothis and Rhea, and that's it
That's because while Rhea is obsessed, Sothis has more important shit to do.
>Sothis has more important things to do
homie she's literally a tulpa
She's busy taking Bylethwiener
>Seiros and Nemesis HATE each other
>They hate each other so much that each would be willing to fall to Hell if it meant they could watch the other suffer
>The Fodlan of today is built on the back of their conflict
>They never do much as see one another even if Nemesis comes back
You left out
>they're co-workers in the phone game
>they NEVER speak
You know, Seiros is cool and all, but i just want a playable Rhea. I just think her outfit is very cool
>cool
H-Haha yeah.. cool
Cutesythea
CHUBBYthea
Cute.
Did Flayn just frick up?
I got to say watching the dragonkin talk about these stories as if they weren't there is hilarious
That's sort of her entire shtick. The worst secret keeper.
>Claude ends up having a route more evil than Crimson Flower
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Beat the game recently, since Yuzus patreon version now works perfectly without crashes. Starting a second run on maddening, but getting tired of farming battles non stop, what do?
Just play on New Game Plus. Use your built up renown to fast-track all of your needed skills. Now grinding is nothing you have to worry about
I almost got happy till I realized you weren't talking about Hopes
Sadly, for now on yuzu its 3 Copes
Didn't buy this but jesus christ the amount of yuri and yaoi shit bait in it. The next mainline game is doomed.
Is Claude the only lord of the game without any homosexual ship bait?
Lorenz, kinda?
I mean have you seen the guys on his house? Why do you think his biggest fujo ship is Dimitri
he's getting shipped heavily with dimitri. well. his houses version at least