Fire Emblem Warriors Three Hopes

In a game with a very European setting, it is very jarring to see an important npc in a cutscene played by a generic Swordmaster. Why are you, named lord in Faerghus no. sixteen, a samurai?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a japanese anime videogame and nips just pick shit that they think sounds/looks cool.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Count Rowe, Myson, that Sreng guy and a few others shouldn't have been generics. Especially Myson and Rowe considering they show up in nearly every route.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Myson isn't a generic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, now that the dust has settled. What did we all learn from bullying our betters.

    I want dimitricucks and claudepsychos to kneel.

    Right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *slurps Ashen Demon semen*

      Shez's sow

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to farm for umbral steel/mythril/agarthium?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuri

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *slurps Ashen Demon semen*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >stole Rhea's tea cups
      What a b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the crest of seiros is literally an adrestian symbol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The dragon and pope hat makes it a symbol of the church, had she just wanted to show off imperial pride and the crest of Seiros, she'd have a twin eagle tea cup

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The dragon and pope hat makes it a symbol of the church
            and prior to declaring war on the church, the church had always been aligned with the Adrestian Empire and the Adrestian Royal Family, hence why the only offshoot churches in Three Houses are in the Kingdom and the Alliance.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Empire had an offshoot too, they just kicked them out after Hrym shat the bed and started a rebellion from Varley cucking their head out of the title of Minister of Religious Affairs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like slurping Claude's mighty Almyran seed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Heroes

        Dead ship lmao

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >update ryujinx
    >get sets itself to japanese, no biggie i can read jap ok
    >40 hour save gone
    guess I'm never finishing that game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >emulation
      lmfao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing a musou at 20fps 540p
        no thanks, i had my fill on PS2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Check your old savefolder location it might've moved or created a new one if you see no other savedata

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I checked already, it's all there but the game refuses to see the saves

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It was Lorenz's family that fricked over Leonie and doubled her debt

    LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but they hired Jeralt to visit Leonie's village so it evens out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lorenz's family also murdered Raphael's parents.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        indirectly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          intentionally.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no, it was an accident. Ignatz, Raphael, and Lorenz have a paralogue together in three hopes that uncovers the mercs responsible and find out what really went down.

            Long and short of it is Lorenz's father hired mercs to patrol the roads and harass/block merchants who were headed to the Regan lands to do business, as a way to try and weaken them. The mercs didn't like attacking unarmed people and felt scummy being little more than brigands, so they instead started riling up and keeping beasts to trot onto the roads and scare people off. Obviously this dumbass plan went out of control and some people died, and when it did it was the current duke Reigan and Raphael's parents who were caught up in it. Lorenz's father turned his fury on those mercs (who you find hiding out and living as genuine brigands now ironically) for having been so lazy and stupid as to have turned economic harassment into manslaughter.

            Lorenz flips his shit trying to apologize and make amends for having found this out and Raphael sets him straight, telling him no man should be judged for the actions of his father and that Lorenz has proven himself a true friend and a good man a dozen times over already. They bury the hatchet there, despite Lorenz still wishing he could do more to apologize for the horrors house Glouscter unleashed by accident.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Lorenz flips his shit trying to apologize and make amends for having found this out and Raphael sets him straight, telling him no man should be judged for the actions of his father and that Lorenz has proven himself a true friend and a good man a dozen times over already. They bury the hatchet there, despite Lorenz still wishing he could do more to apologize for the horrors house Glouscter unleashed by accident.
              This is why you punish Lorenz by forcing him to take part in the meat party.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't they also say it was just some random person from House Gloucester who did it, and not the Count himself? Implying it was a Slither

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thing that's really weird is that this paralog actually exists in three houses. Except that the Paladin you find is still sending wolves to eat merchants and when he dies he calls out to Count Gloucester with his dying breath. So what's the deal? Is he one of the mercenaries that just kept working for Count Gloucester? Or did Count Gloucester realize the merc's plan actually worked and he just sent a paladin to keep doing it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a soft retcon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which by the way this story kind of disproves the implication in three houses. Because everybody immediately suspects that Count Gloucester was the one responsible for Duke Riegen's death. But the guy who wrote the book in The Abyss Library says that was way too obvious and there was no way Count Gloucester would ever do something that fricking stupid. So the implication is that the slitherers were responsible.

                And then this game came out and says no Count Gloucester actually is indirectly responsible.

                both on point, Lorenz says the order did come from somewhere in the house (seemingly) but they never found out who sent it. It does seem to have either been a Slither plot, or someone genuinely working for house Glouster who thought they were doing the "right" thing in trying to deny house Reigan its resources. Someone fricked up either way, but as a Slither plot it seems weird to me. They would have no way of knowing it would get the current head of Reigan killed, and why would the slithers even care? They don't gain anything towards their goals from it like they do with Duscur and the Empire. I don't think it was them honestly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Which by the way this story kind of disproves the implication in three houses. Because everybody immediately suspects that Count Gloucester was the one responsible for Duke Riegen's death. But the guy who wrote the book in The Abyss Library says that was way too obvious and there was no way Count Gloucester would ever do something that fricking stupid. So the implication is that the slitherers were responsible.

              And then this game came out and says no Count Gloucester actually is indirectly responsible.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't they also say it was just some random person from House Gloucester who did it, and not the Count himself? Implying it was a Slither

              Which by the way this story kind of disproves the implication in three houses. Because everybody immediately suspects that Count Gloucester was the one responsible for Duke Riegen's death. But the guy who wrote the book in The Abyss Library says that was way too obvious and there was no way Count Gloucester would ever do something that fricking stupid. So the implication is that the slitherers were responsible.

              And then this game came out and says no Count Gloucester actually is indirectly responsible.

              The thing that's really weird is that this paralog actually exists in three houses. Except that the Paladin you find is still sending wolves to eat merchants and when he dies he calls out to Count Gloucester with his dying breath. So what's the deal? Is he one of the mercenaries that just kept working for Count Gloucester? Or did Count Gloucester realize the merc's plan actually worked and he just sent a paladin to keep doing it

              Guys how dumb are you?
              They spell it out pretty plainly in the paralogue.

              The mercenaries were hired to attack merchants.
              These orders came from somebody in House Gloucester who claimed these orders came from the Count.
              They didn't, they came from a Slither infiltrated who lied and sad they came from the Count.
              They did this to destabilise the Alliance and further the rift between Riegan and Gloucester.

              There's no theorycrafting needed, they feed you the answer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Claude's grandfather, thus destabilising the entire region until Claude popped up because no one could unify the clans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was Claude's uncle who died. His grandfather is still alive and leads the roundtable until the timeskip.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that this is the only that he pursues actively.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well she's one of the few that could handle him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Byleth
        Catherine
        Marianne
        Shez
        Rhea
        Ingrid maybe.

        No support but can
        Hilda

        Cant
        Annette
        Mercedes
        Hapi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want Hilda to husbandbeat Dimitri.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ingrid maybe.
          ingrid has literal noodle arms. The only ones that can handle him is hilda

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also frog and rhea, because dragon hax.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She fricks horses. She can handle a boar.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We're talking about ingrid, not marianne.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's Marianne, not Ingrid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's Hilda

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Uhh... Berniebros?...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bernie would probably die

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sylvain is hung, but he's not a horse

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dorothea never had a chance huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri x Catherine and Dedue x Shamir is a great pair for each and just fits together real well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see what you mean, Dedue and Shamir's support almost entirely focuses on how their similarities are entirely superficial observations about their personality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What must it be like to get BOARED? Can you imagine? You're one of the mightiest warriors alive but one day you pull down the pants of this raggedy schizo king and what you find is so fearsome that even with a thousand battles under your belt you still need a moment to steel yourself.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Zieja wants you to play three hopes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Arval actually cares for you because he didn't want to fight me recklessly
    What did Byleth mean by this? If his vessel Shez dies, he dies too. How does ensuring his own survival means he cares?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cutesythea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What am i supposed to do when it tells me to check out the camp facilities?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Press the R trigger for fast travel, talk to them and move on

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cutesythea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a child

      Get on the couch. It’s time for the professor to turn you into a woman.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled we are in agreement that the new designs are not as good as the old ones, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marianne is the sole upgrade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With the exception of Mercie, yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marianne, Lorenz and Lysithea are upgrades, every other deer is neutral at best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. I think the new batch of designs is better than the old ones as a whole. Only a few people look better after the Houses timeskip, like Hilda.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man I really want to go to the threads when dimitris time skip design was shown

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The timeskip reveal video was wild, people were shitting on Dimitri's shitty hair nonstop before.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well his academy hair is stupid. time skip dimitri is their best design in the entire series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lot feel like a good intermediate stage, since it's not as far in the future.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone's hair looks healthier in Hopes. Like it's not as stiff or greasy.
        Someone needs to add the Wolves to this chart. Hapi got such massive upgrade in Hopes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hubert and Bernie really needs their haircuts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Raphael’s time-skip hair is cute[spoiler] but why does he have to wear that gross ass bandanna?[/spoiler]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lysithea's 3 Hopes design fits her personality better but holy smokes is her War arc design just the right mix of gorgeous with sex appeal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. some are upgrades but a lot of the changes overall felt it was changing something for the sake of saying there was a change. Although at least Ignatz gets a slightly better haircut and Mercedes gets rid of that dumb hat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The lords are a huge downgrade, same with Sylvain. Dedue’s armor looks great and he’s got a nice beard. I really like Annette’s clothes and I think I prefer Mercedes’ design in this one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends. Lysithea, Hilda, Leonie and Ignatz are really good. Claude is better than his gaudy yellow whatever. Lorenz, Raphael are the same. Marianne is fricking terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of the lords are downgrades, you'd have to be nuts to think otherwise. Most of the student designs are sidegrades.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri was fine though.
        >inb4 he was boring because no boar
        >inb4 hurr he gave up the church

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think he's talking strictly design-wise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The design is just boring compared to houses. It doesn't have anything to do with no boar, in CF he had the same design but was still perfectly sane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All of the lords are downgrades, you'd have to be nuts to think otherwise
        C-could I argue in favor of Edelgard?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no. she is he worst of them all. her war look was great. now she looks like a moronic sailor moon reject

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Edelgard is 100% better, the other dude is on crack. Not having granny hair goes a long way, I was never a fan of Claude's shitty beard either but to each his own in that case.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed, Edelgard is an objective upgrade.

            Claude is an upgrade or sidegrade depending on how you feel about his beard

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think she looks good in Hopes but in Houses she actually looks like an imposing ruthless emperor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I think she looks good in Hopes
                it does, it's just out of place and doesn't suit her persona

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, maybe it's what they were going for.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              claude is always an upgrade because his 3 hopes outfit has a more pronounced cravat and better use of colors and armor. in 3 houses it was a tan hunting suit or something. it honestly looked bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Claude and Edelgard look way better

        Edelgard no longer has the Leia buns and devil horns also her outfit was just goofy compared to Hopes Edelgard who looks like a Valkyrie

        Claude's got better clothes and he lost the bad beard so that's upgrade too

        Dimitri is the only one that got an actual downgrade

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >who looks like a Valkyrie
          no she doesn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leonie looks better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly sidegrades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's only 2 years after the academy, not 5, they're not as old, and the war hasn't gone to hell in a hand basket for everyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leonie looks cuter

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the ideal female body?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would be Cornelia's dick included

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a fantasy game, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah so if they added cars and aliens then that's okay and won't change anything cuz it's just fantasy anyway

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dimitri saying "Dee" really definitive proof that she's been mindfricked to think she's twelve like everybody has been saying? Dimitri literally called her by his nickname in the void a chapter earlier. Everybody, from here to reddit to tvtropes, is saying she's twelve. Maybe I just don't get it.

    She was definitely fricked with, but I figured her calling Thales "Uncle" was just a subservient thing that she was forced into. She wasn't acting like a child. Her voice was strained and she was speaking without emotion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard, I mean. But that was obvious from the context.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she literally doesn't remember her childhood

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So if the story where to continue what would happen to edelgard? is she back to normal or does adrestia now have a literal moron emperor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Adestria stops existing after Dimitri, Claude and Rhea are done with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In AG she probably stays mentally stunted forever

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that would be fun, and interest to see how Dimitri would deal with it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He really doesn't care about Edelgard much in AG.
              Not being the target of his revenge allows him to almost actually murder her in cold blood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have my doubts about your definition of fun

                He’d probably give her to rhea

                >your moronic stepsister is under your control now
                >you have to choose now dimitri
                >give her back to whatever gets placed to rule adrestia's lands
                >giver her to the sexy archbishop that would put her into a pity mental ward
                >impregnate her yourself and make triple crested god emperors with superhuman strenght and charisma to make people fall over them despite being moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have my doubts about your definition of fun

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’d probably give her to rhea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But it's not said that they reverted her mind to a child. People picked that ball up and ran with it but I don't see where the ball came from. She was just as subservient to Duke Aegir as she was Thales, but her father was still Emperor when she was a kid. So her dialogue towards Duke Aegir weren't contributing proof to her having the mind of a child.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just thought it was more like she got mind broken by the Slithers and just went into moron mode like Casca

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it's not said that they reverted her mind to a child. People picked that ball up and ran with it but I don't see where the ball came from. She was just as subservient to Duke Aegir as she was Thales, but her father was still Emperor when she was a kid. So her dialogue towards Duke Aegir weren't contributing proof to her having the mind of a child.

      See her in the bonus chapter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the bonus chapter she reveals she's basically in a trance and has no memory of what happened. I was damn sleepy when I played it last night but I'm pretty sure there was nothing that implied she was reverted to having the mind of a child. She was just running on auto-pilot. A puppet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In the bonus chapter its revealed she's back to her normal self though so she wouldn't exactly know herself. Everything points to her being back in her childlike state. The way she responds to Thales is even reminiscent of the flashback in AM

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy brat

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that Shez and one million haters image.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to kill someone, how do I fricking get Arval's paralouge it isn't funny anymore.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell did they do to some of the character designs? Were they trying to ruin them on purpose?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are trustworthy websites to order a figure and plush?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. How comfortable are you with importing?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does Claude gain from killing Rhea? Ending the war between Adrestia and the Central Church? Edelgard eventually will invade both the kingdom and alliance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >end the war
      >edelgard's country is fairly wrecked and has no real stand to keep declaring war
      >faerghus is also fairly wrecked but they want to murder adestrians
      >the federation is now on even ground with the other two
      >LET'S SIGN A TRUCE AFTER I BACKSTABBED YOU BOTH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entire plan hinges on Edelgard stopping the war when Rhea leaves the picture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Edelgard eventually will invade both the kingdom and alliance
      shhh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ending the central power in the country, giving himself more leverage for being the king of fodlan rather than the emperor or the king of faerghus which were legitimized by the church
      >Edelgard eventually will invade both the kingdom and alliance
      In GW she gets stuck on the western front of faerghus and Claude even outright says he doesn't want her to roll over that territory so he probably would intervene if she ever got the upper hand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he gets to see what the world would be like without rhea. Too bad it's the world where he geta anally raped by imperial soldiers for being a moron and dying somewhere in a ditch because good luck with almyra after you killed one of its princes and your own brother

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game out for a week
    >threads already dead
    what went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >burial crosses in a world where christianity and the symbolism behind the crusifiction doesn't exist
      dumb fanartist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of lore on Sothis and Arval, lack of Byleth in general and Sothis/lords/students interactions, Lords generally acting like more morons than 3Houses, more fun posting when the leaks were just occurring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I STILL don't know who Epimenides is and I STILL don't know if the Nabateans are aliens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          as epimenides told you, he's an "ordinary man" who used devil magic to pass himself down through the ages with the aim of killing sothis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Deer gays were insulted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if they were insulted by claude's portrayal in 3 copes then they haven't been paying attention to what he was like in 3h and the difference in circumstances between the two game.
        Claude was always a sociopath. it's just that he had a tard wrangler as well as people dropiing red pills on him in 3h. Here' he's just a pampered spoilt butthole that didn't have reality check

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's over...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even nick isn't around anymore
        it truly is over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri did nothing wrong, Claude is a psycopath, and Edelgard is the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We answered the question. We now no longer require these threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What question?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To know that you must find the answer.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is so disappointed she doesn't want to murder Rhea

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hubert repeatedly tells Byleth to frick off
    >but writes Shez a passionate love letter
    What the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no chadleth to compete with for the attention of edelgard makes him more relaxed i guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He likes that Shez is also a cyclops

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the max level for a unit in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      120 but enemies get to 150 on maddening

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just another reason we must stop this conflict I started

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How's Maddening, 2nd playthrough bros?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like 3Hopes Lysithea more with her usual bangs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >medieval choker
      Any girl that wears a choker can take a mean dick

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So does Claude even deal with the Slithers at all in Golden Trashfire? Does anyone, for that matter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly in a paralogue, but I used his route as my no-mercy kill-everybody playthrough because I was inspired to follow my leader's ruthless lack of compassion.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Villains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Heroes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Golden Wildfire
    >We're going to seize House Bergliez's fertile lands

    BERGLIEZ TERRITORY IS LEICESTERIAN CLAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Claude seized Hilda and Bergliez lands

      Casparbros....why are we such cucks

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sylvain and Ignatz' support is about an old painting from two hundred years ago that depicts the then-archbishop of the church. It's literally just Rhea with different hair. Does she just fake her death every so often and keep appointing herself back to the position? How does that work, because surely there would be people alive when the previous version dies and the next version takes over. Does she just go into hiding for a few decades so everybody who knew her dies off?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the cardinals of the Church would all know what she is, or that she's long-lived, since they'd all be long lived like Jeralt. They can cover for her while she lays low

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the small things for me that leave me speechless, how hard was it for Seteth to get a "unique" class that's just Wyvern Lord but with Lances or Annette getting War Monk as a Master Class or for the Saint Class to not be a copy paste from Mortal Savant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there's so many fricking gaps in the class system and it's annoying.
      >If you go soldier being a cav is your only choice, no infantry lance promote for anyone that isn't Dimitri.
      >No matter what mage path you choose gremory is your endgame (AGAIN)
      Was re-adding Valkryrie and Dark Flier really that fricking hard!??
      >Hero is fricking dead
      >No sword cav path either
      They tried to fix 3H's class system but only made the flaws more apparent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Master classes were a mistake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't help that despite the fact that master classes were supposed to be hybrid classse some are objectively better than others. There're no downsides to War Master, Falcon Knight or Wyvern Lord

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            War Master's downside is less movement than Grappler and no Fierce Iron Fist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>If you go soldier being a cav is your only choice, no infantry lance promote
        Just dismount lmoa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there's so many fricking gaps in the class system and it's annoying.
      >If you go soldier being a cav is your only choice, no infantry lance promote for anyone that isn't Dimitri.
      >No matter what mage path you choose gremory is your endgame (AGAIN)
      Was re-adding Valkryrie and Dark Flier really that fricking hard!??
      >Hero is fricking dead
      >No sword cav path either
      They tried to fix 3H's class system but only made the flaws more apparent

      PLS UNDERSTAND AND WAIT FOR DLC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there's so many fricking gaps in the class system and it's annoying.
      >If you go soldier being a cav is your only choice, no infantry lance promote for anyone that isn't Dimitri.
      >No matter what mage path you choose gremory is your endgame (AGAIN)
      Was re-adding Valkryrie and Dark Flier really that fricking hard!??
      >Hero is fricking dead
      >No sword cav path either
      They tried to fix 3H's class system but only made the flaws more apparent

      Master classes were a mistake.

      it doesn't help that despite the fact that master classes were supposed to be hybrid classse some are objectively better than others. There're no downsides to War Master, Falcon Knight or Wyvern Lord

      I wonder what ever happened to Modanon. There was a guy in /feg/ who was trying to fix 3 Houses and idk if he ever did it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does Earthbound have to do with Fire Emblem Three Houses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Onett. O-ne-tto
      Annette- Aa-ne-tto

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you putting o's at the end of their names.
        Her name is Annette.
        uhn-ett

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ECKUSUKARIBAAAAA!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yet another reason Arthur is superior.
            He actually says EXu-kariba.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I just realized it works in english, too.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a handy list of support conversations?
    I want to know if I can kill recruits or if I have to capture them to fill out the support list.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just capture them? It's not that much trouble.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't want to be mounted
    just
    i dunno
    dismount

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was I supposed to do to not let Leone die(on Black Eagles run)? I send 2 units to defend her, but she still died after 1-2 minutes the mission to escort her started.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pick the persuade option and then use it to convince her to get treatment for her poison instead of being a dumbass. Jeralt might be needed. I thought he was. Because he was the one who talked to her in my game and she listened to him because she's a creepy fangirl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I killed Jeralt, guess it was never meant to be this run.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shez can't a rank her if jeralt is dead anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pick the persuade option and then use it to convince her to get treatment for her poison instead of being a dumbass. Jeralt might be needed. I thought he was. Because he was the one who talked to her in my game and she listened to him because she's a creepy fangirl.

      Wait, recruiting gets more elaborate than "press recruit button and defeat character"? Neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?! THIS GAME HAS ESCORT MISSIONS?!! I thought it was a fun press X to awesome button maher! Frick this shit i'm not buying it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you joke but the combos in this game mostly suck ass. You're carried almost entirely by your weapon and abilities that you learn from mastering classes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, i'm not joking. escort missions are ass an any developer who includes them in their game will be hanged by their dick and castrated in hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You were supposed to escort her and use the lever on the way to open a shortcut so she can get back on time

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are gays here who think Sailor Moongard is better than Emperor Edelgard

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >arval paralogue is real
    I actually thought it was you guys shitposting, blonde flayn and seteth too. Has anyone here gotten it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure all you need to do to get it is to kill jeralt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Kill Jeralt
        Guess I'll miss out on it then, or maybe if I replay SB since idc for edelshit ill kill him there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that still doesn't answer where the young dimitri and edelgard show up since they were in the files as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing this will be dlc? Maybe an actual golden route or a church route where dimitri and Edelgard eventually talk and remember the dagger thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is an asset flip from 3 houses. same reason there's playable data for hanneman, gilbert, alois, and cyril even though they were demoted to NPC

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah they're actually "playable" but not yet, them anna and 3 other placeholder characters

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's because this is an asset flip of 3 houses.
            it's not like when navarre was obvious DLC bait in FEW. those are legitimately unpopular characters who weren't worth the effort to implement or balance. young dimitri and edel were also assets from 3 houses.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You say that but not everything from houses was in the hopes datamine and every other thing besides those portraits was used in some way

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Anna
              >unpopular

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone elaborate what exactly ng+ do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You play the game the exact same way but with a different story! 😀

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do the characters recruited on a previous route stay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You carry over levels, items, the usual.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there's no epilogues or endings
    >pairings literally do not matter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good, pairing is for trannies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wow hi virgin hahaha
        take your HRT and go back, to reddit

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so not motivated to beat this game because I just wanted one route, like AoC.
    Beat the game, complete the map.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES ECHOES RIGHT NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Three Houses is so weird to me, some of my favorite character like Dimitri Mercedes Annette Seteth Flayn, but they're stuck in a shitty game where no one will ever shut the frick up about which one is "canon". At least Fates as dogshit as it is said Revelations is canon so that argument doesn't happen. I just wish they would come out and state which one they intended to be the "real" route so everyone shuts up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I just wish they would come out and state which one they intended to be the "real" route so everyone shuts up
        And kill what made it special so it can die like Revelations? No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a sequel that takes place on the Almyran continent, with the narrative of the game changing at the start by you choosing who won the war in Houses.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marianne x Bernadetta

    Who did this? This is crack ship af

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Claude route
    >He teams up with Edelgard against the church
    >Do Dimitri route
    >He teams up with the church against Edelgard
    What a fricking rat
    I love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why bet on a losing side?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why bet on the losing side when you can BE the losing side*?
        Claude kills himself with his own moronation if you don't recruit Byleth in the other routes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Claude just wants a stalemate until he inherits Almyra and steam rolls the other two with a horde of barbarians

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is why we can't have a "golden route". If all three lords team up, after the big bad is defeated Claude will just betray the other two and rape the land with his Almyrian army.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and rape the land with his Almyrian army.
              What Almyran army, Claude is a filthy kinslayer who everyone saw murder his brother for the Fodlanese, there's no fricking chance he will ever get the throne after that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Shahid is actually the Almyran Byleth and Claude killed him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He can just trick all of the Almyrian subhumans into serving him. He's a master trickster :^)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do Claude route
        >He teams up with Edelgard against the church
        >Do Dimitri route
        >He teams up with the church against Edelgard
        What a fricking rat
        I love it

        But really it's more like he sides with the losing side. In AG they are struggling against the Empire but in GW suddenly the Empire is getting wrecked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but in GW suddenly the Empire is getting wrecked.
          Probably because you annihilate the entire Eastern front?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_of_power_(international_relations)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He literally bets on the losing sides on purpose so they'll owe him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Alliance suffers the least damage from Claude being a weasel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Alliance
        The what now?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to see what a world without Annette in it would be like.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thales has been alive since the War of Heroes
    Huh, so the molemen in general not just Arval can in fact live for ages, interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So where's Pan?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It'll turn out he was Epimenides latest incarnation at the time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i want a game or at least more detailed about about Pan. Houses implies Pan was one of the few good Agarthans out there. He could have bailed once the Kingdom separated from the Empire, because weakening via fracturing Fodlan was probably their only goal.

        Instead, Pan seems to had a genuine change of heart and served Loog his entire life that seems to be out of real friendship and loyalty. Pan is even called the "undesiring strategist", because all he cared about was ensuring Loog succeeded.

        What changes a Slitherer to not only befriend a Fodlan human but risk his life and expose his true identity by staying with him until he dies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Loog bussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True Faerghan chivalry. Loog probably constantly worried over Pan in a way that won him over and probably protected him on multile occasions despite everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but why the frick did Epimenides need to hide in Zahras? Where or what is Zahras? Why is it so relatively easy to banish people to Zahras? Why does a portion of Zahras have Shambhala architecture AND Sothis’s mind-throne? Is Sothis trapped in Zahras? Is Epimenides trapped in Zahras? How was Shez able to “cut through the darkness” like Enlightened Byleth did, when Epimenides granted him only dark magic? Why does Shez still have those powers after losing Arval? Who is Shez’s mother?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Find out in Three Houses Dancing All Night

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Edelgard. She is so cute and cuddly. I love smelling her hair as it flows freely from the sweet Brigid sea breeze that comes through the imperial palace in Enbarr. Her big forehead is great for smooches and kisses, even when she is mad, oh how cute she is when she's mad! Her chest and petite body are perfect for squeezing as we make love on the imperial bed lined with the finest Adrestian silk. Edelgard makes a warm and caring mother to our many beautiful children as we resign to a life outside of the imperial capital to explore the prosperous world we created freeing humanity from those awful shape shifting dragons. We would frequent Garreg mach monastery in the summer months and attend my new private quarters and make love on the very bed the lizard dragon Rhea once slept in without remorse. The thought of her seeing her descendants have passionate sex on the very bed she used during her reign excites Edelgard just a little too much every single time. Her behavior in bed was much more exhausting for me than on the imperial bed in Enbarr due to her increase vigor at the mere thought of mocking a former representative of a goddess. To Edelgard, it was as if the spirit of Rhea were there to watch us and scorn in utter rage, but could do nothing in retaliation other than to stare in helplessness. This thought brought nothing but satisfaction to Edelgard and it was a treat to see her in such a reinvigorated mood that would never cease to amaze me. This passion between us is like no other and I would unironically die for her if I had to and risk my own life for her own many times over in a heartbeat. Edelgard is worth protecting, and I could not go on living life without her and her sweet kisses and hugs she gives me every day. I love Edelgard and she loves me.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lysithea's kid shtick is getting on my nerves. She's 17, not 15 ANYMORE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her schtick is annoying no matter what age she is. 17 year olds are kids anyway. If she wants to be treated like an adult, she should act like the other 17 year olds instead of acting like she's 13.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STOP TREATING HER LIKE A CHILD YOU butthole SHE'S JUST REALLY PETITE LIKE HER MOTHER

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Claude at his most evil in his own route? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Claude at his most evil in his own route?
      Byleth and the school weren't there to educate his fresh off the boat ass meaning he's still the schemer he was in Almyra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is Claude at his most interesting in his own route?
      Probably because they needed some kind of central conflict or else it would be boring compared to the other two? That's how it was in 3H and it made his route suck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being "interesting" doesn't save him and his route for being a blatant copy of CF and also him being dumb as frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >blatant copy of CF
          Because it ends with him killing Rhea? Everything before that is more akin to Dimitri if anything since he literally goes through the same arc of losing a family member > becoming edgy > losing someone close due to his mistakes > finally opening up to his friends

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >> losing someone close due to his mistakes
            This only happens if you kill Jeralt

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It provides a more satisfying narrative so killing Jeralt is canon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except you only have reason to care about Rodrigue. He's more involved in the plot and you have more ties to him. Daphne and Randolph are shrug moments.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about Randolph but Judith gets plenty of time to make herself likeable. I enjoyed her banter with Lorenz's dad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Judith's death is comical. It's the first time she does anything and she runs in all wienerybut gets killed instantly. Really should have Byleth murder Holst instead if they wanted players to care

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Monica for SB, no one cares about Randolph

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having Byleth murder Holst would be great. The Ashen Demon taking out the pride and joy of the Alliance would make a solid villain out of him.
                [...]
                >And Monica for SB
                Killing Monica would have an interesting effect on SB Edelgard, even if no one else would really care.
                [...]
                >Holst and Count Bergliez would have done a great job showing how fricking strong Byleth is
                Killing Bergliez would also deal a huge blow to Empire morale.
                Randolph and Judith's deaths are so meaningless. It's a shame.

                Hell, by that logic, Monica would work great. Have Byleth charge the lord to try to kill them. Then, it makes sense for Rodrigue to jump in to protect Dimitri and for Judith to jump in to protect Claude. There could even be a scene where Hubert is about to jump in to protect Edelgard but Monica runs in first.

                You're right. Her death would cause a similar amount of damage as Rodrigue's.

                If they made it where Byleth could kill Monica, you just KNOW there would be a ton of b***hing on twitter by transbians whining about the Bury Your Gays trope. And it would be glorious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's even more funny cause Byleth/Sothis smirks like she's all proud of it and then we have Claude looking at the sky like he somehow felt Judith die. I can't take it seriously

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Holst and Count Bergliez would have done a great job showing how fricking strong Byleth is with Sothis. Rodrigue's power pails in comparison though and the Kingdom has no equivalent outside of Dimitri himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sothis had to backstab Rodrigue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dude got killed by a stupid teenage girl in Three Houses. Even if you argue that he deliberately chose to die as a last-ditch effort to snap Dimitri out of his ways, he's not exactly winning any awards for being tough.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's self admittedly the weakest Faerghus man and he only died because he was looking to. If he wanted to live he would have done anything else but for a while now he's been looking for the right place to die. Sothis literally caught him completely off guard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think if Byleth/Sothis and Rodrigue fought directly, the outcome would have been any different?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, I just think it's funny she literally snuck up on him instead of actually fighting. I know the reason was because Dimitri and Felix were there but that begs the question of why not kill literally anyone else aside from one of the 3 most formidable generals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Really? I remember people talking about how Dimitri and Edelgard were more guarded around Shez compared to Byleth in Houses, and in contrast, Claude was incredibly dodgy and untruthful of Byleth while with Shez he was more open much faster

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >could've had Judith playable like Randolph is
                >nope
                I like Holst but I'm still fricking mad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Having Byleth murder Holst would be great. The Ashen Demon taking out the pride and joy of the Alliance would make a solid villain out of him.

                And Monica for SB, no one cares about Randolph

                >And Monica for SB
                Killing Monica would have an interesting effect on SB Edelgard, even if no one else would really care.

                Yeah. Holst and Count Bergliez would have done a great job showing how fricking strong Byleth is with Sothis. Rodrigue's power pails in comparison though and the Kingdom has no equivalent outside of Dimitri himself.

                >Holst and Count Bergliez would have done a great job showing how fricking strong Byleth is
                Killing Bergliez would also deal a huge blow to Empire morale.
                Randolph and Judith's deaths are so meaningless. It's a shame.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, by that logic, Monica would work great. Have Byleth charge the lord to try to kill them. Then, it makes sense for Rodrigue to jump in to protect Dimitri and for Judith to jump in to protect Claude. There could even be a scene where Hubert is about to jump in to protect Edelgard but Monica runs in first.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. Her death would cause a similar amount of damage as Rodrigue's.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If killing Jeralt is canon then I guess Claude's paralogue doesn't matter at all, since it can't happen without Judith

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Make Shahid the central conflict. Done.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shahid is too much of a Gangrel tier jobber to be a last boss. They'd have to revamp his whole character

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They'd have to revamp his whole character
            I am okay with that

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd murder Shamir in cold blood, if you know what I mean.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In Azure Gleam, the empire goes full villain mode and starts burning their own towns and slaughtering their own people, since the slitherers don't care about human lives. Claude would have been a fool not to turn against them, and it's equally absurd that none of the empire's generals turned against them. Like, Caspar's dad knew about the slitherers and was happy to help the coup against them, yet when they clearly returned he did nothing to oppose them and continued to fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We already knew they were corrupt

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need more 3H content at the expense of the series bros, I'm coming off my 3H high 🙁

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are Edelgard's lesbian options in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What are Edelgard's lesbian options in this game?
      Byleth (male)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are no paired endings. Her supports with Dorothea, Petra, and FShez can be seen in a romantic light, if you're inclined.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about Monica

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even though Edelgard values Monica and Monica is in love with her, their last support doesn't feel romantic at all to me, so I forgot to consider it. Maybe someone else disagrees with me. Monica asks for a hug and the way Edelgard response sounds like she's subconsciously but completely friendzoned Monica already.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love her!

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My Three Houses wife isn't romantically interested in Shez
    Feels good to not be cucked. Shez can go frick his hand or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dyke

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Byleth broke a lesbian and made her into a faithful wife and mother
          This game hates gay people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Breaking a lesbian really isn't that hard. Just treat them like a normal girl and you're set.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who would you rate as the thirstiest for Shez. Linhardt, Dorothea, or Constance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cause non of them marry Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hubert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am defeated
        >I need you as well
        God, Hubert's letter makes him sound like he comes from some spicy bodice ripper

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting how when only the demo was out, people were talking about how Shez seemed much more close to Claude than Edelgard and Dimitri

    Now that the game is out, Shez's relationship with Edelgard and Dimitri totally eclipses anything that Shez and Claude did on their route

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people were talking about how Shez seemed much more close to Claude than Edelgard and Dimitri
      I thought people were talking about how Edelgard and Dimitri immediately make Shez a commander of their army meanwhile Claude basically leaves Shez hanging for 2 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here everyone was making fun of what a c**t Claude was, but elsewhere you can find people going crazy over their chemistry or whatever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes because Shez is Claude's confidant which is pretty obvious to normal people. The autists here are the ones who dont get it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To be honest, Shez is not exactly the best confidant. When Claude was falling apart at the seams cause of all the responsibilities he had and also cause he felt he was fricking everything up, when asking Shez for help, Shez basically went "lol im not the leader you have to do it yourself"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Shez is Claude's confidant
            >leaves them to rot and starve for 2 years, after promising that they'd find a lot of good job opportunities in Riegen
            lol

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modelrips when? Very excited to attempt some FemShez giantess growth renders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frog has the bigger breasts but Femshez has the better ass

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game got anything like Adventure Maps?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RIP, the wait continues

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no murderhobo Dimitri sidestory set during Three Houses

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Rodrigue hadn't been there to be backstabbed, could Dimitri and Felix take Sothisleth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based on the wienery way she was challenging them without any fear, even after seeing their relics, I'd say no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Time powers are pretty op, not much either of them could do against it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that even a question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez is the only one who can counter that *teleports behind u* shit
      Anyone else would be done for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely yes
      I dont care if Byleth is literally God
      Dimitri is the fuccking BOAR

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he's a little piggy

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you need Renown to unlock characters? Can someone spoil me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      180 renown, for rhea, sothis and arval. Those are the only unlockable characters with renown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Renown is finite, right? There's no way to just go grind more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You get renown for completing main quests and doing chores, you can do chores infinitely with ng+

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I advocate seeing how a SB timeline without Monica turns out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't exist, as Monica alongside Jeritza is the very lynchpin of the Hopes timeline

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the world goes to shit because of a lesbian and a gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Three Houses again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if Three Hopes happened but Thales Aileled Enbarr after he retreated?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Byleth use Divine Pulse when not in her perspective, and then knowing the things the Sword of the Creator can do, it's really not a surprise all anymore why having her on your side basically guarantees you to win the war in Houses

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Divine Pulse seems to work differently in this game. Back in Houses, all Byleth could do is go stop and back in time, but she could not move while she was doing this. If she got back in time, her body moved to where she was in the moment she decided to stop again.

    Here she can stop time and actually move around while everyone else is stopped. I wonder if the reason she can do this is cause Sothis awoke with her full memories. But then again, she should have been able to do this when she and Sothis fused in Houses, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All they did was experiment going back in time with Divine Pulse given the circumstances it activated at alongside the early awakening in Houses. So with Sothis being able to rest up for two more years she definitely has a stronger grasp on both herself and her abilities. It really makes you wonder just how much the flow of time bends to her and how the hell did she die to Nemisis with this much control. Did the bandit jump her or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think according to VW, and I'm not sure if Im right it has been a while, Sothis was asleep when Nemesis killed her and took her heart and bones. It was after she had used all her energy into restoring the world

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SS claims she was already dead and Nemesis just desecrsted her corpse, so who the frick knows what's up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah I think that was a lie. She says the exact same thing in VW when Claude and Byleth rescue her, but then she tells the full story later and say Sothis "fell into a deep slumber in the Holy Tomb"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Try to get some rest after exhausting yourself saving the world
          >Get de-boned in your sleep
          >Die
          Jesus Christ how horrifying

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A little dash of exotic cultures can help liven up a setting with class systems. Like FFT and its geomancer, samurai, ninja and oracle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss that game so much. Triangle Strategy comes close, but Serenoa just gets dicked around unlike Ramza being a complete wild card.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hubert gets Brigid, Dagda and whatever the frick Hapi is, pussy
    Is Hubert the real foreign lady lover of Fodlan?

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be Edelgard's chamber pot

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ferdinand is Edelgard's second most common tea party partner, after Lysithea
    What did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only the noblest of Nobles can prevent the Adrestian disease from taking route.
      Also, honorary Golden Deer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just means they talk over tea a lot. It's good for the emperor to talk to the prime minister.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3H didn't need that five year time skip. Who the frick thought that's what the game needed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Predator 2 is kino. Mouse Hunt is kino. Time skips are not kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Genealogy had one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ethics board the moment they learned Byleth could propose to people at the end of the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone but Lysithea is like 17 by the start of the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You now remember Petra and Lysithea are the same age.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't the real reason why she's 15 is because her people are morons who don't use the Fodlan calendar system?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky Dedue.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You now remember that Jeritza is twelve :^)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This just makes the Manuela support even hotter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Manuela tries to hop on the dick of a moronic preteen boy
                Damn, and she wasn't even drunk at the time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >fricked up the age of Jeritza
              >fricked up Edelgard and Claude's heights
              KT didn't care

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ZAMN

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And Byleth was younger than the oldest student they could teach, Mercedes at 22.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So I can marry my wife Lysithea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that smelly gremlin so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's ready for marriage from the start, no need to a timeskip.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all the fat that Lysithea accumulated over the years after stuffing her face with cakes and sweets went to her vulva

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd go back in time a few years and still marry her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember everybody thinking the game was gonna be a shitty persona clone before the timeskip trailer released. It gave most of the characters much better designs at least.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I should've done a bit more of these C-supports in the demo.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need more pictures of m.shez being bullied by other characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        O-okay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's my fault for not specifying I guess but just regular sexual or comedic bullying not NTR

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I will NEVER post the one where Frog breaks Shez's Shanty Pete toy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds like an oddly specific example

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how cancerous this game would be with a trophies/achievement system. Thank frick Nintendo never got into that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game does have cheevos, it's just not tied to an account like PS/Xbox.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lysithea? More like, dickythea! ToT

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love the Agarthans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's only upset because she just lost her meal ticket.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shez will bear Byleth's child, and give birth to the ultimate fusion of Nabatean magic and Agarthan technology

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez can barely work a map, you think she can take care of a baby?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Byleth can

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally found a Shez Dimitri fic and it’s not gay hurray

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, the gods of isekai have given you a once and a lifetime chance! You will gain setting-fitting edgy OC powers in the land of Fodlan, and you will even be able to choose which lord you'll become fast friends with!
    You can choose
    Claude of the Feasts and Race Wars
    Edelgard of Conquest and Mindbreak
    Or
    Dimitri of Hunger and Revenge

    Whoever you choose, allow me to give you one warning: the isekai gods are childish, like a fat japanese otaku and they're to lazy to put thye anons in different universes. Everyone who replies to this thread will end up in the same instance of Three Hopes.
    Also your OC powers are weaker than Shez and Byleth's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh I guess if we're operating on three hopes setting send me Dimitri's way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go with Dimitri but I'm getting away from all of this and heading straight to Morfis the first chance I get.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't the Alliance be your bet then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post is about choosing a lord to make fast friends with, if there's anybody I'd buddy up with the three lords it's Dimitri. There's no way I'd want to stand shoulder to shoulder with Claude with how he is in Hopes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But you're also leaving them to die anyway, why does it matter which Lord is your friend?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because I am Morfis-focused for now, Anon. I want to see what that magical city is all about with the two year free period we basically have. After learning what I want from there odds are I'll come back to pull my weight in the Fodlan fray with whatever magic stuff I could have learned there. So when it comes to the sides I'd go with Dimitri just because he is helping out the Church. This is all assuming we're all just launched at the start of the game on the night Shez encounters Byleth though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As the creator of the post, yea, you basically show up around when Shez's band is getting massacred by Byleth and events will conspired to get you thrown in Gareg Mach. Doesn't mean all anons get in equally, some might get in free, others on loan, some might be recruited, but events will conspire to get you there in a setting appropriate way. Also you won't know what timeline you're in till you meet Shez. Prepare for dissapointment.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So some fate bullshit happens to get everyone to Garreg Mach one way or another, but what of after?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but what of after?
                Nothing holding you down. The fate bullshit is just to force you're meet up with your chosen lord. Also, most anons are probably incompetent and need even the one or two months worth of training they'll get.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I started SB, recruited Byleth, and now I hear there's an Arval paralogue only when Byleth isn't recruited. But I can't kill Byleth on GW because I'd miss out on Claude's paralogue and ditto for AG because of Rodrigue. What in the blazes is in Arval's paralogue anyway? Don't tell me I need to fricking run through SB again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what? Are you for real? I thought not recruiting Byleth triggered the normal end on SB.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it on youtube and it's just a flashback battle to the war of heroes where Arval fights against Seiros, Cethleann and Cichol. The only notable part is that he mentions Thales in it meaning Thales is that old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are the clear rewards/S rank rewards?

        Wait, what? Are you for real? I thought not recruiting Byleth triggered the normal end on SB.

        Correct, someone dies in SB without recruiting Byleth but my original plan was to play each route only once, and if I had known about the paralogue, I would pick the paralogue rewards over changing the plot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What are the clear rewards/S rank rewards?
          A generic stat up item and a battalion called "fodlan liberation army"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon-sama maybe I'll come back to it after I'm done with Sunbreak

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like fish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So dragon hair is like reverse mango

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does she look like flayn?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No she doesn't, now go away

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the game feels incomplete even if you take into account they didn't want to make things better than with byleth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say the major things holding this game down was tip-toeing around the "fans".
      Frick the "fans".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        even ignoring that, nothing about arval or sothis is resolved.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because digging too deep would piss off the fans. People already had a meltdown that Sothis' wasn't just pure dicky bait.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The main menu movie even shows that Sothis was a grown-ass woman in the past, what the frick do you mean she's always been a e-girl?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That was already established in TH and in interviews anon. No one actually wants a deeper look at the Nabateans and Agarthans, especially not with any nuance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The devs fricked themselves in the first place anon.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Warrior Special as Dimitri with Felix as Adjutant
    >Felix: "Give me a hand, boar!"
    >Dimitri: "I think you mean 'tusk'!"
    SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alois crying in the distance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alois can go frick himself
        >Just casually shows up as an enemy unit in AG ch.5 as part of Jeralt's mercenaries
        >Have to track him down through this damn fog all over the map while the Frog tries to rapemurder me
        >No explanation whatsoever about him just flat out abandoning the church
        >Just cracks his shitty puns with a grin on his face as he tries to murder Seteth
        >After being the one to push Shez into joining the school in the first place
        Two faced bastard. I better get to cut him down for good later on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jeralt is his bro you don't abandon your bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jeralt used recruit-no-jutsu on him. As ever, it was super effective.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jeralt can charge up his crystal while Seteth couldn't

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like fish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WIFE

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I miss any paralogues by getting Byleth killed in Scarlet Blaze?
    I know you can miss Jeralt/Catherine/Shamir in Azure Gleam.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one + Jeralt/Byleth/Leonie's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll just do that one in Golden Wildfire then and then get Byleth killed in SB to access the Arval paralogue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll need to redo the kingdom campaign to do the Jeralt and the Knights of Seiros Paralogue. They were all too low level to handle it on hard and I was too burnt out to try by that point.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm far more invested in the Nabatean lore then the three lord's shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lizardgays get nothing

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Thales was around when the War of Heroes happened so, question is, if Epimenides is so powerful, what killed him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if Epimenides is so powerful, what killed him?
      Rhea, it's in the opening scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sucks, I would have simply not died

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they didn't give arval a unique class or even a prf
    Did they even try with this game? Like at all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arval does get a prf: it's the tome relic compatible with Hapi's cresy

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There better be a cindered shadows length dlc campaign where Shez joins Jeralt's mercenaries and goes on adventures with Byleth, Leonie, Alois and more oc donut steals

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will end the caste system

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I will end racism forever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong.
        >One Race, the Master Race.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no playable Hegemon
    >no playable Boar
    >no playable Judith
    >no female gauntlet class
    >no DLC classes from Three Houses when the DLC characters are in the game
    >no alternate costumes/War arc costumes
    >no maid/butler costumes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only two preferred gauntlet users in the entire game even though they introduced leopold
      >introduced leopold, waldemar, gregoire, erwin and matthias
      >none of them are playable

      so moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The stupidest thing is Matthias, like Seteth, can't even wield the Lance of Ruin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is so infuriating that I can't have Seteth as a wyvern lord using his goddamn spear

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE Shez's Golden Deer Supports
    >For you our C support was the worst day of your life but for me it was, huh what were we talking about?

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ralph's grandad beat up a sreng leader and stole his special hat causing a multigenerational race war that still exists to this day
    What a Chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baaaaased

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Slitherers actually just tricks the Kingdom into believing one of their neighboring nations hostile to them are attacking them as their false flag, despite the fact that they view literally all other races, including other humans, and especially dragons and Fodlan humans, as beasts.
    >Claude actually orchestrates it, despite being against racism and wanting world peace
    What the hell, the most ruthless faction is actually more humane than Claude in Hopes. Dubstep Mole people shouldn't have the higher ground on anything involving morality.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Between these two games, wtf happened to conclusive endings? A cutscene straight into credits isn’t an ending. For fricks sake, fates and echoes got this right, so why have they been messing this up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Between these two games, wtf happened to conclusive endings?
      They realized that doing the opposite of that keeps the games alive for much longer because it leads to discussion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mass Effect 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least houses had individual character endings. This game just gives you a "and then they lived happily ever after" message and the letter straight into credits.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Manuela gets fricking wasted and tells Byleth about the opera thing with Jeralt
    >Byleth suggests they have a duet so Jeralt is happy and Manuela can be Byleths new mom

    Manuela-sama please frick my dad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't she have a beer gut?

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking about ditching my AG run to play GW instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you do that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on how far you are it would be better to push through since the game does have NG+.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no NG+ in a FE game
        but why

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a thought: I kind of regret using any stat boosters on my units since you can't undo it. I want to possibly 100% a save but I want to do so efficiently. I also want to max everyone's level to 99 first before I even touch (limit break).
    Is there any bonus for doing a Maddening run on a fresh save?
    And what units should I hold off on recruiting, so I can recruit them on a higher level on a second run?

    Blue Lions are the most loyal, so I would start the run on them, kill Byleth and unlock the paraologues. I'd recruit Deathknight and Balthus because they have their master classes.

    What order should I do the next too routes and who should I recruit so I get them at the highest level?
    I assume Wolves will always be enemies so each route should have a highest level recruitment for each.
    Some paralogues are route locked so it should take 6 runs minimum. I'll probably kill Byleth once for every route.
    Thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just solo with mancheese lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you get to skip Hour of Vengeance if you don't recruit Byleth?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's a mission you only get from not killing them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fully intend to that anon, but I won't to cut down on the mount of time spent farming gold to get everyone up to snuff. So what route has the highest level version of each recruit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry about stat boosters. Some parts of the map will also be stat boosters and you keep them on ng+.
      Also if you could do maddening on a fresh save don't do it. It would involve just mindless grinding because enemies are given a 100 level advantage over you so the ai teammates will die even with advantage.
      Recruit everyone so you can just train them using the training facility. Abilities matter more than levels as long as the character is above 30.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You all might think I'm a scheming, kinslaying snake that only wants to see what amuses me next. But, friend, you would be wrong! You must take the world by its horns and steer it towards your destiny -- that's the only way to make change in a stagnated society.

    Did I spark a race war between Sreng and Faerghus just so I could distract Dimitri? My friend, that's what I call 'forceful negotiation'. The people of Sreng just wanted to make their concerns heard, you know!

    Did I also send them a note that said 'sixty Black folk' on it in Dimitri's handwriting? If I did, I would want to see their response to it.

    Now, friend, I must get ready for the next step of my master plan. Once I rid this world of Rhea and the Central Church, I think I'll go kill some more of Edelgard's generals and blame it on Faerghus. Just to see what happens, of course!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did I also send them a note that said 'sixty Black folk' on it in Dimitri's handwriting?
      kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes Claude is literally that meme about having a wicked sense of humor.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lorenz is fricking based for saying we should just let Edelgard die.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >agarthans call epimenides lord
    >nobody ever calls thales lord
    >in fact, a couple agarthans outright have disdain for him
    Can we conclude Epimenides was the genuine ruler of Agartha?

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Timeline where Sothis awakens her memories
    >Rhea doesn't get to meet her.
    Koei-Tecmo better have them in leading roles in a DLC route or so help me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get fricking everyone killed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, the gang aint there for some reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are they hiding from Rhea?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jeralt fears the Rhea.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Jeralt doesn't want her to kill his son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cursed image

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will ALWAYS love my Golden Deers. Fear the Deer Baby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hilda had sex with all these women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish I could watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I also just saw his video, looking forward to his playthrough

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Claude: Thank you for your services, Byleth.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Felix and Leonie delete all mercenary jobs
    >Become clowns
    Shez dries up mercenary jobs
    >Starts a restaurant with Raphael.
    Marisagays, we win again.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dimitri, the sex; GIVE IT TO ME.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHH
      EYES TOO BIG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez, behind me!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Put on a dress and we'll talk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Boar's wife is really enjoying it when I pump her. This is what happens when you don't pay attention to your wife, Boar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes give it to me Felix, thrust into me the same way my brother did to your father!

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hory shit Shez turned Lysithea into a dyke.

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Claude.
    Breaking barn.
    Now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up petra you stupid FSL (fodlanese second language)

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find it funny that the game becomes easier the more commanders/captains you have to fight at the same time? Let's you chain those finishers instead of beating your fists against a wall.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there fire emblem games with good stories or are they all barebones and just focused on character interactions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Awakening says hi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Time travel shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Awakening is just Genealogy for people who can't handle characters dying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Awakening is just Genealogy for people who are Chads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the last promise

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it won't matter what... powers course through you... everyone will be treated the same
    Edelgard you can't make both an equal and merit based society when people have superpowers

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need Mercedes' feet in my mouth

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alois, Cyril, Hanneman and Gilbert all appear as enemies/allies in battles and were playable in Three Houses. Three Hopes uses class based movesets so there's no reason not to have them.
    Not playable

    >Introduce Sylvain's dad and make him a tragic and sympathetic character after everybody shittalked him in the original
    Not playable

    >Introduce Caspar's dad and make him an absolute unit, along with Linhardt's dad who he has a fun dynamic with
    Not playable

    >Introduce Lorenz's dad and deliver on him being a pragmatic and shrewd diplomat
    Not playable

    >Judith and Nader make their return
    Still not playable

    What the actual frick is wrong with these devs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they thought Rodrigue, Monica and Holst should be enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go look at Golden Wildfire's list of exclusive units and then come back and say that again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably thought it was best to release the game early than have them, but we'll see if they become free in an update or locked in dlc if any occurs

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ashe doesn't spend a single moment trying to stop Lonato peacefully in AG, just rushes in to kill him
    What an awful son

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