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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopes Claude > Houses Claude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically. houses claude was soch a nothing character that you could remove him from his route and nothing would change

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can, it’s called Silver Snow. The only reason Claude is even remembered is because God-Shattering Star incidentally saved him, once again showing that all Claude does is scrape by the skin of his teeth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't even have god shattering star in hopes.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HILDA! HILDA! HILDA!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Hilda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to motorboat Hilda's Hildas.

      Based. Seiros deserves the rope.

      ~~*Agarthan*~~ hands typed this post.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Seiros deserves the rope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ropes of semen on her fat thighs!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG... she is so attractive...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where is berniegay and what have you done to him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Covering up her boobs with fake skin
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3dpd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOD I LOVE HER NOSE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the girl you posted. Imagine if Lysithea and Flayn kissed like Kuro and Illya haha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha yes, not a bad idea.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she only say this line if you're FemShez?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shamir used to be a clam diver before she was a mercenary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well Catherine is obviously into women, it stands to reason Shamir would be too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I know she had something with Catherine in the first game but why did they suddenly decide she is megagay in this one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because they realised bisexuals are just a meme.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to give female characters A brawling rank?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just master lance and bow classes tree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Master an Axe Master class and Bow Knight.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making the sex with Shez.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there ever threads without mental illness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JD looking at confused dr. Cox.png

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    canon

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    caspar and raphael sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      UOOOOH

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so fricking moronic?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It kind of sad that Hopes killed these threads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad it's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wut? I've been seeing more Fire Emblem threads in the past week than I have since Three Houses released.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Self-inserters are mad that Shez is cucking Byleth in the previous threads
    >Despite knowing that Byleth literally doesn't know anyone from Garreg Mach in this timeline, and thus doesn't have a relationship with anyone there
    I don't get self-inserters. If they can easily self-insert as Byleth, why can't they do that with Shez instead this time around?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth looks like he's smooth and cool (like me)
      Shez looks like a reject shonen protagonist from the 2000s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what makes them best friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Self-inserters are mad that Shez is cucking Byleth in the previous threads
      Is he? Because instead of handing over sex like they did with Byleth, this time they’re just giving Shez whatever they had in their pockets at the time of their letters.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Khalid. Leaving Randolph to die is so out of character. Endgame Arval chapters take a massive nosedive in writing quality too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, i have a friend from brigid according to her, such tactics are praise worthy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I legitimately couldn't stop laughing when I got that dialogue. Even the devs know that Randolph's a useless little b***h.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon, i have a friend from brigid according to her, such tactics are praise worthy

          That's like the only good thing about his route. Frick empire scum

          I am very angry at developers' decision to lock these stupid doors. It would be better if he were killed in a cutscene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brigid is also a barbarian land filled with assassin's and pagans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. hubert

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hubert
            >when Petra mentions multiple times she's used to assassination attempts and that the only thing keeping her siblings from getting murdered, is her continued existence
            >when they don't believe in the goddess and instead go for spirits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Khalid. Leaving Randolph to die is so out of character. Endgame Arval chapters take a massive nosedive in writing quality too.

        I actually feel more bad for Miklan's death than I ever will for Randolph or Ladislava. Guy looks like he was going to turn his life around despite being a Crestlet in a family that needs a heir to wield Relics requiring Crests In Hopes. He doesn't even seem like a bad guy in Hopes as much. Randolph or Ladislava are just minor characters with only a slight different appearance with names that were created just so they can die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, in Miklan's case, it helps that his character goes in a whole other direction compared to his Three Houses character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Miklan's actually a really cool guy!
            >Just ignore that he tried to murder his little brother multiple times because he was a jealous little b***h
            >And ignore the fact that he was a serial rapist, too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no one's saying he's a cool guy. but he's more of a character than fricking randolph or ladislava who might as well be facelss generic npcs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody actually ignores it though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what's wrong with that second thing?
              he should be nicer to his brother though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's not that hard considering he died in like chapter 4.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Miklan spent a lot of years raping and murdering and all that fun stuff, and he was only defending Arianrhod because he was forced to and had guards watching him around the clock ready to cut his head off if he tried to book it. He definitely wasn't a good person. Going down having gained everyone's respect and redeeming himself a little was probably the best end there could've been for him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In Miklan's case it's because 3 Hopes literally doesn't go into his actions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the country that got BTFO so hard in war that they had to sell their princess?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's like the only good thing about his route. Frick empire scum

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cyril isn't just one of the good ones. He's literally the only good one

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the kingdom take Edelgard into custody at the end of AG, or do they just let her wander around with her toddler brain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhea and Dimitri take turns looking after her while Felix is forced to change her dirty diapers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She gets moronic? Sounds hot. Perfect end for her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the logical thing to do would be to either take her into custody or to publicly execute her

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of people say Gremory is bad but the pillar of light attack with Essence of Light offers ridiculous healing as well as breaking meter very easily while bringing enemies into critical rush range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, I don't think any of the tome classes are bad. A lot of their moves are actually pretty solid at what they do. Until Tome rank goes up to B though, they do have an uphill battle.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are any characters better not going down the full upgrade class tree? Shamir just looks silly on a horse, and dismounting mid-battle doesn't get rid of the ill-fitting knight outfit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure which characters might benefit from it, but it's worth noting that some Advanced classes have total growth rates almost on par with Master classes, and they might actually benefit in those Advanced classes. An example is Swordmaster, Mortal Savant, MS gets magic growth but Swordmaster gets speed growth, so if you can't really make use of the Mag, you might want speed? Though I don't know how useful speed here is.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reject apostasy.

    Embrace faith.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill every human on the planet to protect Rhea's smile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t.Cyril

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *AHEM*
          >A liberal homosexual feminist Almyran professor classed as a Mortal Savant was teaching a class about Khalid, the king of Almyra and former head of the Leicester Alliance as a part of his history curriculum.

          >”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and bow to His Majesty and accept that vile racism permeates the Church of Seiros’ doctrine!”

          >At this moment, a brave, patriotic, young Wyvern Rider, himself an atheistic Almyran who had witnessed the cruelty of his people first-hand and fully supported all decisions made by Lady Rhea stood up.

          >”How’s it racist?”

          >The arrogant pleb smirked quite Almyranly and smugly replied “The Church preaches prejudice against foreigners, you stupid bootlicker.”

          >”Nope. Lady Rhea lets all sorts of foreigners into the monastery, and has no patience for bigots. Plus, you’re Almyran too, right? If the church was racist, you’d never have gotten a job here.”

          >The racebaiting snake was visibly shaken, and dropped his copy of Fodlander Fragility on the ground. He stormed out of the room crying Almyran crocodile tears. They were the same kind of tears Almyran warriors shed while fleeing from the people whose countries they tried and failed to invade.

          >The students applauded and reclassed to mounted units that day and accepted Lady Rhea as their Lord and Master. A giant eagle-like dragon named “Macuil” flew over Garreg Mach and shat all over the Star Terrace while grumbling something about the "stink of Sothis" under his breath. The Song of the Nabateans was sung several times, and Sothis herself showed up and enacted a flat rate tax policy across the universe.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    claude might have have a head injury, but the deers are still fun to watch compare to lions. I'll need to see SB if it's any better

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still haven't played 3H or 3H, I just like posting waifus.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts when you first saw post time skip leonie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She likes that Jeralt wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she became very pretty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her portrait looked like ass compared to the model

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the single best character design in the entire fricking game. Only 3 Hopes Annette comes close

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eternally my wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how little she bathes she'll always be pure sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Houses? Her shitty hair ruins her.
      She's super cute in Hopes though.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying hard to like this game, but its a musuo, and I can't get that invested. What are you guys doing to make this game fun?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DLC is Jeralt's mercenary route, after the first chapter you get recruited to Jeralts mercs and you do so to learn about byleth and take him down but you end up becoming best friends basically. You do jobs for the 3 lords but the focus will be arval and sothis.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game called Hopes when all the endings are actually more hopeless than any the one in Houses? One of the devs must hate Claude because his ending gets it the worst. All the three major powers are all back where they started, where at least in Edelgard and Dimitri's endings, their faction is now the strongest of the three.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hoping that the next game will be better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Route DLC where you and zombie Shahid turn Fodlan into a joint Moleman/Almyran caliphate. Trust the plan.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I click to see Prince if anime

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Sothis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard she stinks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she smells nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, she smells nice

        I love Sothis

        Sothis is irresistible!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Byleth sure couldn't resist!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to worship the goddess!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know we pretend not to notice, but why does the pope walk around wearing a wedding ring?
      I mean, he never married despite all the girls in the war being really into him and it certainly looks weird. I also heard it's her mother's. I don't know what to think about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, even irl religious figures claim to be "married to the god" to emphasize how devoted they are.
        People who notice Byleth the pope wearing the ring would just think that is the case, instead of imagining him sleeping with Sothis in their mind space

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"married to the god"
          I always see people making such claims completely delusional.
          Any sort of claim of a relationship obviously requires a consent and its recognition from the two (or more) sides, otherwise it's just a headcanon and wishful thinking.
          Granted, one may claim that their god communicated it to them that they agree or that they "feel" it to be true, but that's just delusion until you can prove otherwise.
          Byleth would also be completely delusion in their belief of being in a relationship with Sothis unless we knew for a fact Sothis they see is real, or at the very least she's not just figment of their imagiation.
          So when someone claim that they are married to their god, it's just a plain delusion, unless they are saying it just as a metaphor, but that doesn't make it any less ludicrous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If someone claims yo be married to a god they will be considered delusional at best or heretical at worst. That only happens in weird cults that no one in their right mind would consider a proper comparison.
          Anyone who says that Byleth is probably fricking the goddess is sure to bring a lot of shitfling, debates and religious wars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People can wear rings just because they like it anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wedding rings go on a specific finger though

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Byleth dies if you don't recruit them
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SELF-INSERT CHARACTER REEEEEEEEE

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kidnaps children and Bernie
    Does the Kingdom know no shame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix loves his wife Bernadetta so much

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cutesythea

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dorothea is LITERALLY a godless lesbian prostitute
    I feel bad for Ferdinand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ferdinand is for Manuela

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah. manueal is a disgusting depserate harlot. Ferdinand is for giving flayn hug-based orgasms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >disgusting depserate harlot.
          That's Flayn though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Dorothea. She's so gentle and beautiful. I want to lay my head in her lap.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the spinoff game 10x better at character writing and plot than the mainline lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The mainline game set the foundations of the setting. It’s not unreasonable that a spin-off or a sequel would be better adept at delving into lore and characters after both the developers and the fans have a couple of years to sink into the story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Houses exists to set the foundation, which they can now skip to focus on the juicy bits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You already have the foundation of the characters and plot, so this kind-of sequel is able to delve deeper.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love to that the musou genre is exactly how Dimitri fights, I would do anything for Boarmitri outfit with new voicelines so I can just kill every last one of them

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing through GW is making me mad at how moronic everything Claude does is.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It just occurred to me that, according to Sothis, once Byleth sits in her throne, Sothis -will- take over Byleth’s body. That means that, in Houses, Rhea was trying to get Byleth possessed by bringing them into the basement without telling them they were going to lose their identity.

    So, Rhea is absolutely a villain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i feel bad for people who are just now figuring out that rhea was the big bad lmao. like unless youre a faerghusgay this was explained over and over again everywhere you looked

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think that 3 copes in general has better stories than 3h (bar am)

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Petra's letter explicitly mentions once the empire wins, she'll go home
    Huh, I wonder if the first line differs between the routes, and if so what do they do for the Alliance since Claude claims not to want to conquer Fodlan, or maybe they make it so that you can't get her A rank on other routes?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The exact moment Golden Wildfire goes to shit is when you retreat from Bergliez territory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It starts off so strong with the Ferdinand chapters that they could've gone two ways with Claude's route:

      >Unite the continent against Shahid and Almyra, making Almyra the main antagonist

      Or

      >Flip the power balance and make the Alliance the dominant power in Fodlan by taking territory from both the Empire and Kingdom

      Instead they chose an even more incoherent version of Crimson Flower, if it wasn't for the strong opening it would easily be the worst route across the two games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it would easily be the worst route across the two games
        it's impossible to be worse than cf. cf was literally written by chimps

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >edelgard comments on petra defecting to the kingdom
    >doesn't comment on dorothea dying
    does she only comment on defection, or does she simply not give a shit about dorothea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall her mentioning Dorothea when I recruited her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard doesn't allow herself to get emotional over death. It's an intentional facet of her character, for better or worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        considering she doesn't comment on her defection either, she simply doesn't give a shit about an unwashed commoner prostitute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Very few characters get commentary when they defect. You think no one in the blue lions cares about Mercedes because they don't say anything when she betrays them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You think no one in the blue lions cares about Mercedes
            pretty much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's from the empire, and a gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and a gay
              So? The church abides homosexuality. Rhea herself loves muching carpet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except she does though, hell Dorothea sounds like she's being forced to fight for Faerghus' when you make them fight, and Edelgard promises to drag her back after beating her, like they both want

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Dorothea sounds like she's being forced to fight for Faerghus'
            good thing i killed that ungreatful b***h. worst person in the game that has edelgard and claude in it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >one should be grateful over being kidnapped, and forced to fight your countrymen
              lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't start a war if you don't want to fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't enter a war on one side with the desire to fight for the other side, dipshit. Soldiers can accept the possibility of becoming a POW without being happy about it when it happens, which every character in this game does.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                she's not a pow though. she joined willingly. This game doesn't have pows

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Recruits get the option to fight for the other side or die on the spot. They are effectively prisoners of war. A choice you make under duress isn't a choice you make "willingly".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok, death it is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So much dialogue gets missed in this game because of the message queue getting overloaded or purged when you complete objectives too fast.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's why I missed a unique dialogue between Byleth and Rhea in SB

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            El and Bernie have a cute relationship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, one sets the other on fire. Very adorable.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >close enough to know what her personal skill is, and trigger it
                That's how you know they're really friends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Petra is a political prisoner so losing her definitely hurts more, she doesn't care about people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard does not actually care about commoners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Edeltard is evil, but this is taken out of context. Caspar apologizes in their other support and admits commoners do have trouble. Hanneman even admits he joins Edeltard regardless of route because of how his sister was murdered for having a crest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You know what your problem is? You have to make everything about you.
        God I wish someone would tell Dimitri the same thing. He even makes Ingrid's death in Hopes all about himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go make a meme where it happens and post it on reddit, Nick.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blue Lions is once again the canon route
    Bros... It keeps happening... We can't let the AzureCHADS keep getting away with it...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      faerghus is a literally church-riddled desolate wasteland

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So is Edelgard's womb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          edelgard gets with a woman at the end anyways so that doesnt even matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Makes one think if Edelgard is even fertile after what happened to her. I can't remember any of her endings mentioning children, and it'd explain why she doesn't do something practical like marry Dimitri for basically winning Fodlan with a much smaller war.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why she doesn't do something practical like marry Dimitri
            dimitri wouldn't agree to that. and then there's always a possibility that he'd just crack her skull

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She has kids with Ferdinand

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ferdinand knocks her up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And I'm going to invade both of them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based Sreng BVLL.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sreng BVLL.
              >gets fricked by Gautiers both literally and figuratively

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Sylvain also creates crest guns
                >Fire Emblem Solid: Sons of the Gautier

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Sreng
              Which culture and people are the Sreng inspired from/represent? Fodlan is obviously Europe, but Sreng people look vaguely Asian, which is weird because East/Southeast Asia doesn't border Europe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only named Sreng characters we have are Oleg and Leif, and I think they're clan based. Sounds like they're Scandiavian/Slavic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Claude Superiority Denier
      Stop running, Azuregay, you can't hide from the truth, we WILL kill you and then steal your women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good guys winning is the canon route
      why are you surprised

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AG is the best because Catherine Flayn and Seteth are exclusive to it, what does Scarlet LAME get? MONICA LMAO Golden Dumpster Fire??? ASS CHIN HOLST LMAO NOT EVEN JUDITH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im still pissed that cf didnt let you recruit seteth and flayn instead of just making them go into hiding. they literally have zero reason for being into the seiros faith

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon, how high is your IQ? Be honest, we're all friends here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what part of that sentiment isnt sensible? seteth hardly believes in the faith, he KNOWS it isnt true. he only stays with the church so he can protect flayn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, they and Rodrigue are amazing, especially with how many students are BL only.

      im still pissed that cf didnt let you recruit seteth and flayn instead of just making them go into hiding. they literally have zero reason for being into the seiros faith

      >recruit Seteth and Flayn
      >for a route all about killing their sister/aunt and destroying their church
      >when Edelgard's working with people who made weapons out of their relatives who can probably recognise them
      >after Edelgard attacked and tried to defile Garreg Mach which contains even more of their relatives remains
      I'd sooner believe in stuff like Edelgard telling Rhea what she wants to do so unite Fodlan by force and Rhea joining her by changing the central church's teachings to accomodate that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro it ISNT /their/ church, its rhea's. rhea did all of it, created all of it. seteth is there because he's one of her only living relatives. also, edelgard isnt even in league with those who slither, she literally hates their guts because they defiled HER as well. shes using them as a weapon to dispatch of them forever, which im sure if she explained that to seteth and flayn they would be on board.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          flayn and seteth despise warmongers, which is exactly what edelgard is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thats literally church cope, seteth doesnt give a shit unless is concerns flayn, and flayn is indebted to byleth for saving her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, they believe in Sothis and support the Church's teachings

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't reply to him. he's is clearly an edeltard. nothing you say will reach him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they dont "believe in sothis", shes their fricking relative, they SAW her alive. also theyre not at the monastery to "spread the word of the seiros faith" lmao, dont be ridiculous

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    golden route when?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Ingrid and Sylvain's combat barks when one is an adjutant for another. I just like Sylvain in general here. he seems so much more mature than in 3 copes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sylvain is fricking great in Hopes, his supports with Shez are great too. He wants to examine Shez's Agarthan sword and hopes that if someone can make relic weapons commoners can use, it would mean that Faerghus would not need to glorify crests so much as the means of keeping the land safe and secure, and empower the common folk. Sylvain joining the dopey noble that wants to empower commoners team of Lorenz and Ferdie is great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sylvain joining the dopey noble that wants to empower commoners team of Lorenz and Ferdie
        christ, does that really happen? fricking cringe, thats a character assassination and a half

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no. he means it figuratively. and in case of sylvani he' wants it for selfish reasons - he just wants to chill with his waifu instead of being the defender of the downtrodden, so he wants to empower the downtrodden so that they defend themselves. 3c sylvain is a good development on the 3h sylvain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fricking cringe, thats a character assassination and a half
          What? Sylvain has always been a person that treats everyone equally, commoners and duscurs and more.
          >Everybody's the same, deep down. It's our job to help anyone who needs it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unless you're a woman, then he tries to seduce you and calls you a filthy prostitute who's only into his crest semen, if you show any interest

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why yes, he treats all people equally, and women aren't people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sylvain was always a kind farseeing person when he isn't suffering from his crest complex, see his Dedue support I'm Three Houses where he specifically doesn't think Duscur did anything to Faerghus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he seems so much more mature than in 3 copes
      I think a lot of that was a consequence of him being recruitable and 3 Houses being very lenient with its support timing. Many of his b-supports had to be route neutral on top of taking place either during the school or war phase.
      It wouldn’t have made sense for schoolboy Sylvain to act like a tired war vet so he had to be his 20 year old self and the support itself had to assume there wasn’t a 5 year gap in between making him look immature as shit.
      Locking down the recruits was a good decision and the Lions as a whole benefit the most since they’re supports can make assumptions about where you are in the story.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the characters had alternate costumes for their Three Houses post-timeskip outfits. I just really want to play as schizo Dimitri.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >monica
    Why? Instead of, say, Cyril or Alois (actual characters) we get her. Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they wanted to make fun of edeltards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because nobody really gives a shit about them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody likes Cyril

        I give more of a shit about them than I do the literal non-existent character Monica.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure you do

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I do. I busted a load to porn of Cyril fricking Rhea once and Alois at least filled out Garreg Mach in Three Houses. What did Monica do again? Oh wait, nothing, since she was body-snatched before getting a chance to appear on-screen. Besides her name and design she's just a shitty OC to fill out the Shit Eagles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well I don't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes Cyril

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MAGES
      MORE MAGES
      FIVE MAGES

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Playing SB and recruiting everyone possiple just yields too many mages

        Hubert, Linhart, Dorothea, Manuela, Monica, Constance, Hapi, Lysithea, Marianne, Mercedes

        Hold on, it this actually all the mages from all three houses? Except Annette but she's an Axe unit in 3 Hopes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyril
      He has like 2 fans.
      >Alois
      Who actually used him?
      That said, I'd have sold my left nut for Kronya instead of Monica.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is she really not in? Despite being an enemy commander? Must be DLC like in HW.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not that uncommon for some enemy commanders to just not be playable in musous.
          In FEW1 characters like Gharnef and Validar were never made playable despite multiple DLCs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well that sucks, it's really no effort required. But I guess if there's no content outside of the story maybe finding rational for them being the focus is the limiting factor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Who actually used him?
        i did. whenever i used him he was my mvp. man had a 70% crit chance with a killer axe

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having fun with a musou, fricking kill me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're generally fun, nothing wrong with that.

      t. has played more musous than he likes to admit

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So can you have sex with the beaner in picrel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get your slurs right, poltard. hes supposed to be turkish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can you sex him tho?!?!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          as much as you can frick anybody in these games, yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he is not nearly hairy enough to be a turkroach

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to master both the healer and the mage chains to be able to qualify for a gremory?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, only one.
      It's the same for other classes that have split promotions like Wyvern Lord.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >review documents chore
    >seteth isn't perfect for it
    ???

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY ADRESTIAN EMPIRE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is her problem. b***h JUST TALK TO HER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The setting would literally fail if anyone actually communicated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's that new epic comeback line Edelgard says to Rhea?
        >Seeing as I have no idea what you're talking about, this is going to be a short discussion. Now stand aside or fight me!
        she doesn't want to talk. if you're not with her, then you are her enemy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How high were the writers when they wrote that line? Seriously, even a kid would understand, let alone a fully functional adult.
          >Why did you start the war and destroy the peace?
          >What did you say? Me no understand. Me want to keep things short and sweet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >edelgard
            >fully functional adult.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fully functional adult.
            >edelgard
            b***h can't tie her own shoelaces without calling for hubert's aid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How high were the writers when they wrote that line? Seriously, even a kid would understand, let alone a fully functional adult.
          >Why did you start the war and destroy the peace?
          >What did you say? Me no understand. Me want to keep things short and sweet.

          Adrestia is a very simple place compared to the rest of Fodlan. Please understand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This

        The setting would literally fail if anyone actually communicated.

        The entire game’s stories (all routes) would have been prevented easily had everyone just sat down and talked. Especially talking to Rhea and Edelgard not preemptively trying to take over the continent like a moron.
        Especially here since she has even less reason to attack Rhea than in Houses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the war really could have been prevented just with Edelgard and Rhea having sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Implying they can bang without getting their war fix.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dimitri.............Agarthan pussy isn't worth it, forget about Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If agarthan pussy is so great, tell me why we can't frick Kronya

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't trust clussy. Also future DLC?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to frick a clown psychopath just frick edelgard. Plus she had so much agarthan dick inside her that she mght as well qualify as being one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can you eventually get everyone’s special item if you keep repeating the game? Just wondering

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're willing to do like 50 playthroughs, yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh cool, was mostly just wondering out of curiosity. I still hate that there’s no route where you can just use every character like normal and have to jump through menus just to play as non-route characters.
            Don’t have the game but I’m holding out for either a sale or expansion pass news.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Leonie and Felix's time in clown college

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which Hopes girl has the most bush and which is completely shaved? I imagine Rhea has a thousand years worth of hair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Petra, Marianne, Ingrid, and Bernie, in that order, have the biggest bushes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bernie probably has a jungle there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Definite backbush

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lysithea glues carpet to her crotch to appear older.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hapi is so much fun to play as. I fricking hate casters in this game, but Hapi is alright.
    Valkyrie class when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for the paid DLC to be announced.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play with Hapi
      >Get hard
      >Quit game and jerk off
      The true maddening difficulty...

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hapi's ability in lore should have been that she can control beasts, not summon them. That would be far less moronic

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does keeping a character in his preferred class do anything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They gain class experience faster in their preferred class, but aside from that, no.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell, dimigays: what is Dimitri's tax policy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 rat = 1 meal

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Shez and I wish they were in the original 3Hs as a student

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take that DLC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That Femleth
      The cutest frog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sauce????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Van Halen is the breasts bro

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Randolph was a true knight

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sothis will never use you like a glove and force you to hands-free ejaculate

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every battle is an escort quest
    stop

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anette has just been waiting for her chance to kill Mercie.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn't get the S rank on Azure Gleam's Byleth mission (chapter 12) because it's pretty much impossible to get enough kills while getting the requirements. So once I go to the record guy and do this mission normally without theavoid ambush strategy, I won't lose Rodrigue, Byleth and Jeralt, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The record keeper doesn’t change your current story, and you can use their service to run a map on a completed route while playing through a different route altogether.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no arcade mode
    Hyrule Warrios had so much content
    Then AoC had too little
    Now 3Copes literally has no content
    What the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None at all? Not even as a NG+ kinda thing?
      The routes is ALL there is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arcade mode is the record keeper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One route of 3H is roughly the same amount of stages as the legend mode of HW.
      Then you have the other two routes on top of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes and AoC turned their adventure modes from HW and FEW into the story submissions.
      It's there, it's just interwoven.
      Whether you like it more or less is subjective.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopes has a really long campaign for a musou, easily fifty hours per route if you 100% them. I'm pretty satisfied by the amount of stuff here, but I wish they could've trimmed the three routes down by a couple chapters and added a real, noncanon postgame mode where you can use everyone and see some of the more obscure interactions like how Seteth and Flayn have unique VS dialogue or adding new 'impossible' cross house supports like Edel & Hilda or something. There was a lot of potential for something like that.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be gored by the boar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Frog Felix Dedue Ingrid Mercedes’ marianne Petra Hapi Cornelia Catherine Flayn Annette hilda

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, why Petra?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he missed her calling his country fake and gay

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Characters change and events literally play out differently depending on which route you're on
      What a shit game.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sylvain is much more serious in Hopes: Its as if he is a different character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't feel very different to me. He just doesn't get as many opportunities to frick around. He still makes stupid "I think I'm in love" comments during battle and still has some playful, flirty supports. The "serious" Sylvain was always there in Houses though.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have to admit, she's grown on me

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitskin nick seething again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he s shitskin?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's Greek

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does warrior gauge do? i don't think i've used it once

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You press A to do a musou attack, which is a special cinematic attack that has big AoE and deals huge damage.
      They made the musou gauge fill very slowly in this game compared to other musous, but you can alleviate it a bit by cooking food that increases the charge rate.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute and canon!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gaylix does not agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zero homoerotic undertones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix may not agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Dimitri have homoerotic undertones with every male he interacts with?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because you live your life on Twitter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because every man in his friend circle has to put aside common sense to remain devoted to and take care of a suicidal moron like him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri is an extremely masculine, strong, confident alpha Chad. It is natural for other males to flock to him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just with Felix

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >farming together dreams will never come true
      saddest support yet

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get to choose a male or female avatar?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for both (you) and the 3 Houses protagonist.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >because recruitment doesn't generally take place during gameplay or cutscenes, three houses (and hoped by extension) doesn't have its own counterpart to Together We Ride/With Us!
    :^(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh, that's what it is, but whats the gauge under it then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gauge for your class action

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          T-there's a class action?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Class action.
        How it fills depends on your class, but generally just by hitting enemies, and the effects vary by class.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The class gauge. Press ZL+X to see what it does for your current class. For example, for cavalry classes it's a forward charging attack that you can hold as long as you have gauge remaining.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick off already, you self righteous c**ts. He didn't have a choice in the matter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had the choice to live, and he had the choice to die (like a true knight)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eat a dick, Rodrigue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, Ashe should kill himself when he gets back to camp

      He had the choice to live, and he had the choice to die (like a true knight)

      Dimitri explicitly told him to live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Follow your family and live
      or
      >Die "honourably" fighting your own adopted father
      Annette and Ingrid are actual morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Annette unironically thinks her cousin will one day come home, and drown in all that chivalry and war shit again, of course she's a moron
        Ingrid is just high on true knight juice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In defense of Ingrid and Anette, and with contempt for Ashe, Ashe never expresses that protecting or honoring Lonato was important to him. He's unhappy with his surrender and doesn't stop whining about it until the very end of the route where you recruit in. In AG, Ashe is content with killing Lonato because he did "what was right" by putting chivalry before family. He concludes that Lonato would have wanted Ashe to kill him, if he was following his own idea of justice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is the correct take. Some cultures may value family before all others—Japan, even with Bushido, greatly resents and condemns family killing family—but Northern European cultures emphasized the oath of a knight to their king. It was even bound with a kiss way back when, believe it or not.

          Ashe, as a knight, has an obligation to serve Dimitri until death. It’s why Gustave abandoned his family when Lambert was killed, because he failed in his oath, and was “without honor”. Dedue is by far the biggest practitioner of chivalry in these games, and his heritage of Duscur on further emphasizes that point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He concludes that Lonato would have wanted Ashe to kill him, if he was following his own idea of justice.
            that's literally the case. he says as much if you fight him

            Chivalry is moronic and gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We know Nick now go redeem the card.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's as gay as joining the enemy and b***hing about it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Get off of Ganker Felix.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Felix has no business calling anyone else gay or disparaging chivalry when he willingly becomes Duke Fraldarius which means being Dimitri's shield and nanny and onahole for the rest of his life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's tsundere. it's ok for him to b***h about things he likes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He concludes that Lonato would have wanted Ashe to kill him, if he was following his own idea of justice.
          that's literally the case. he says as much if you fight him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ashe is such a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you start a war the choice is simple, fall in line or die. This was made very clear.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both frogs belong to deer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The the frick does that little braid cap even work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pressure fit

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a FE game where I can S-rank my relationship with my father.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Ashen Demon WILL forcibly take my maidenhead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from Byleth, you are ruining his innocence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maidenhead

      Oh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And he won't even care.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long did it take for Houses to get DLC, or for other Warriors games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A few months?

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the OST from FEW 1 worth checking out? What was it like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t heard anything come out of that game, only FEH:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember liking it when it came out, but the only song I can remember right now is this

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope all people who work on gacha are made to eat their own intesines in hell

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good god when am i getting fricking raphael already? i'm tired of magic homosexuals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love Raphael so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't men nipples

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am eagerle awaiting for a mod that would allow Seteth to use Spear of Assal on a wyvern

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm eagerly waiting for a mod where all classes can use any weapon, as long as you have the weapon rank on the unit to use said weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm eagerly waiting for a mod where all classes can use any weapon, as long as you have the weapon rank on the unit to use said weapon.

      That this needs to be modded in. How did they step back this badly in 3 Hopes in the first place?
      Who thought this change was a good idea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using Seteth
      That lance is for Ferdinand to use, silly.
      Count Bergliez can borrow it when he's released as DLC too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can use it if they join me, silly.
        Otherwise they can die to it just fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Bergliez even bother, when he already has some b***hing Cichol gauntlets?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's only temporary when picking up lance class skills. A good warrior is well-versed in different methods of combat.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Join the enemy
    >Be even more socially absent than Bernadetta and have no supports with them.
    >Question your entire reason for living
    I honestly did feel a little bad for Ashe throughout SB.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he's not Shamir who has literally no supports with anyone on the route she starts the game on. Why is she even on that barren wasteland of a route? Sheer pity for the GD? Do the developers just hate Judith that much?

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >back up Claude I can’t see Dimitri

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fricked

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Claude/Lorenz get a special CG for their support that NO other support gets? Not even Felix/Dimitri gets one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they needed to throw a bone to deercucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Romantic couples like Dimitri and Edelgard, and Lorenz and Claude, get special pictures.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cavalry class skill on engorged sylvian

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dagda is filled with Laguz and green haired folk
    >the Dagdan deity statue in Abyss is talking to its followers
    Fire Emblem 3H: Dagda's Revenge?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the Laguz meme come from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's in game book describing the attempted invasion of Dagda where they have archers in trees or something. The writer describes them as having fangs and wings or something, but it sounds like it could be poetic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From the Dagda War Journal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God no, Fodlan was pozzed enough, the franchise couldn't handle Dagda.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TFW Brigid and Dagda have Laguz.
      TFW the next game can have them appear after Fodlan, Alymra, Brigid, and Dagda mix together.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fire emblem 4 countries

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually scales off mag
    >Except the only way to use it is to have Annette on the wyvern lord/great knight line
    >Which have 0% mag growth rate
    Why...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am eagerle awaiting for a mod that would allow Seteth to use Spear of Assal on a wyvern

      Small dev team. Please understand.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Edelgard gave Shez a pen for all his work
    Damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth a lot more than his jank ass whistle

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Hrym, and frick Varley

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a trick or something for getting the Shadow Dragon weapons?
    I managed to get Mercurius at some point during my AG playthrough but now I'm almost done with GW and haven't gotten any other one of those weapons anywhere else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They seem to drop from monsters at higher difficulties (maddenning). I got 2 gradivus and a dragon claw drop from a mission on NG+.

      There should also be at least one world map event that gives you 1 freebie per playthrough

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rhea, who we're supposed to hate and view as the ultimate evil plaguing Fodlan, gives a passionate speech about how she'll protect humanity with her dying breath before GW's final map
    When this game's writing isn't pissing me off, it's cracking me up for all the wrong reasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Listen. Small development team. Please understand.
      DLC will improve it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Khalid, are we the baddies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Rhea, who we're supposed to hate and view as the ultimate racist
      >begs you to save cyril and refuses to move to a safehouse untill he's safe as well
      Uhhh... Claudebros?...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting to save Cyril
        She got what she deserved

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, claude Continue being eternally btfo by an illiterate stableboy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least the cutscene afterwards shows that the war was peacefully ended... Sort of...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone ignores Claude while Edelgard and Dimitri are egging each other to war

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >haha hey guys I just killed Rhea
          >guys come on my schemes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're playing the bad guys.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, what carries over to new game+?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so, levels, equipment, money, supports?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everything. You don’t keep units unless they’re a part of the given route, but they will keep their levels and inventories, which you can interact with, and use them during record keeper missions.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Khalid will unify Fodlan and the holy land of Almyra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately opens borders to diversify Fodlan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Khalid will unify Fodlan and the holy land of Almyra.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Frogleth do that if she marries Claude?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nadir was cool
        The king signs documents half asleep
        Unlike Sreng, Almyrans love fighting for fighting, not pillaging
        Fodlan could use some diversity to get that stick out of their asses. The solders on the eastern front even learned Fodlanese and hang out in your camp

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LA ESPOSA CANONICA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's honestly kinda ugly. At least compared to most of the important women in the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She's honestly kinda ugly.
        Edelgard is canonically very beautiful you uggo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about canon, I find her ugly compared to the rest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your chin clips through your clothing, your opinion is irrelevant, Hubert.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about canon, I find her ugly compared to the rest.

        Come on, I wouldn't call her beautiful but she is definitely not ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >loses the sex eyes as an adult
      What did they mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her headgear diminishes the immense sexual radiance of her forehead.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do the low iq brown hordes like the white gay woman so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda isn't gay. Is she?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she fricked claude once. it was so bad she turned into a turbo dyke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She tries to frick Leonie in Hopes

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pick you noble

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pick Sylvain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ferdie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always Lorenz.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When being asked whether you remember Hubert from your shool days you can answer 'no'
    lol

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a big ass crest of Timotheos decorating the cathedral
    >Epimenides uses his crest relic as a weapon
    What did they mean by this

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seteth and Yuri support reveals how Yuri got his crest and why he'll live for hundres or maybe even thousands of years
    Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't he die in his bed with Constance? or is she just as long lived

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he dies of old age in houses

        He lives for a long ass time in Byleths paired ending

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because Byleth's semen has healing special properties,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he dies of old age in houses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Seteth can A support Yuri
      >can't A support Flayn
      What the frick is up with that? Is Saint Cichol unleashing his holy lance inside Yuri or something? Also Seteth wasn't certain it'd prolong his lifetime. It might, but it might not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saint Cichol
        Saint's Key Hole
        Yuri's bussy is the Key Hole and Seteth the saint...you are on to something anon....

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Almyra

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't have a hebe team

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Onnet
      >Flayn
      >Bernie
      >Seteth

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >off by 1 second for an S rank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >10 seconds left for S rank
      >Link up
      >Special
      >switch characters
      >Special
      >activate Awakening
      >Special
      >win with 2 seconds left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only seconds left for S-Rank
      >Switch over to unit fighting main general, who's a sliver of health from dying
      >Enemy turns and runs away into MY stronghold, slipping out of warrior special range
      Catch up and kill them with 2 seconds to spare
      I will never not field Felix on my team

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >annette sings her new song to shez first
    Felixbros... not like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix will fill her with cummy cummy cum eventually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Felix a shit anyways

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/12dYVT4K7ZxT

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably moronic but how do you gain support via healing alliad units? I assume it's under orders and you select "heal" and it uses one of your Vulnerary's but can't priests heal for "free"? I'm not sure i have that skill yet, or at least I don't see it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heal is equipped like any other combat skill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Assign Heal/Physic/Fortify magic to your R+Y or R+X, get them to low HP, order them to target the wounded ally with ZR and select the magic.
        If it's just on yourself, then it'll be the vulnerary, so you need the order arrow from healer to target.

        Alright thanks, I must not of seen the skill or I haven't unlocked it yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assign Heal/Physic/Fortify magic to your R+Y or R+X, get them to low HP, order them to target the wounded ally with ZR and select the magic.
      If it's just on yourself, then it'll be the vulnerary, so you need the order arrow from healer to target.

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    playing ag. which chapter lets me recruit best boy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was Ch10, I'm pretty sure.

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game is great
    >framerate sucks
    Many such cases with Nintendo games.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros where is blutgang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't got there yet but I've heard it's a reward for S-ranking the Arval fight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Deers get Blutgang
        >Eagles get Aymr
        What do the Lions get?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          New relic tome made for Lamine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moralta or the lamine bow I think, don't remember

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ichor Scroll

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No explanation given as to why Hapi is an imperial general.
    >she just is
    I'n glad that best house got featured in the game, but I wish they've put in more effort into them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hubert entices her to join during the Empire's Garreg Mach invasion by telling her they're going to hunt down some moles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's on you, play SB, the Church made her fight for them and the Empire recruits her when they invade the monastery, presumably she was then sent to Ailel and then she joined the kingdom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so they recruit some literally who and immediately put her in charge of her own unit? So this is the power of meritocracy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's how recruiting works on all the routes, they make them generals

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Despite being responsible for Protestantism, I think you’re pretty neat Edelgard!

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Busy finishing MH Sunbreak so I didn't buy Three Hopes yet, is it kino ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fire emblem with musou gameplay, so use that to make your decision

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no. one route is good, one routre exists, one route is dumpster fire

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wiener goblin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth's 3rd wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god I want to touch her all over and eat her funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wearing black panties to make herself feel more mature
        Adorable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tied her tummy to make her chest look bigger
        She’s really sensitive about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shes so flat its so hot, flat girls are the best I want to kiss her!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really like this remix in the game, and that it doesn't just play in the final chapter.

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly does her braid, and the ribbons work anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a wig. she's completely bald because of crest aids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hair, anon. Not rocket science. Go watch a YouTube video on how to brain hair.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you kill jeralt and Byleth do you get a little pixel byleth in the save? Like the lords +Arval or not?

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't fight like this. I'm bleedin' all over the place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taste more bitter than blackest coffee
      You know what they say about playing with fire . ..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Taste more bitter than blackest coffee
        I feel like I hear this line the most since both Archers/Snipers and Mages/Priests/Bishops use it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >MMMMMM, we have a lot of capable people here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >NG+ buying new battalions
            >MMMM, we have a lo-
            >*cha-ching*
            >MMMM, we have a lo-
            >*cha-ching*
            >MMMM, we have a lo-
            >*cha-ching*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Taste more bitter than blackest coffee
        what did she mean by this? Unironically

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Defeat tastes more bitter than the blackest of coffees

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TH girls are hotter than Fateswakening girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AGREED

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry a diva

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Lysithea to sit on my lap and just piss herself fully clothed. Warm piss and her extremely embarrassed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd drink her piss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a dog, you filthy animal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dog
        Frick mutts, cats are better in every single way

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I hated her blunt bangs in Hopes, but I've come to like them just because theyre so much better than her ratty TS bangs in Houses. Houses TS Lysithea is one of the ugliest girls in the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For portraits I still prefer her TS look as her eyebrows are hidden in her Hopes portraits.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Edelgard to go on the Joe Rogan podcast!

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