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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF ALL THE CUMSKINS DIED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well, you wouldn't exist for one

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Contain your threads, FE shitters. Fricking christ Ganker has gotten boring always the same FE, gacha, Sanic, Persona garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, the duplicate thread issue was because we posted at basically the same time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vai copear, vai seethear, vai dilatar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT VIDYA AND NOT PORN OR POLITICS
      THE HORROR

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Technically Fodlan has a lot of politics in it. People are still bickering over them 3 years later

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played much because I am busy
    >only did 3 chapters
    >played on Normal
    >seems easy
    >but am too scared to put on Hard
    Did I frick up? This is my first moose-u game btw. Also, wtf is first time bonus? Can I replay missions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will likely not S-grade the maps on Hard. I am on part 2 and havent casually S-grade even one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're not that hard to S rank, just use Shez with windsweep and Firesweep. You'll steamroll everything in the game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the time rating is the one that kills me. I will min-max on my second route, will just do them normally for now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All you need to kill people quickly is one combat art attack. Then you can spam attacks until they stagger then critical rush. Understanding this: the most important stat is durability and increasing durability.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ the amount of fujo and yuri shit bait in this game. I am terrified about the next mainline FE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do not be afraid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Count Varley please save us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw SB's final map has Bernie saying she doesn't want her father dead, and the mission objective is keeping him alive
        Holy kek, are the rampant Berniegays going to rage once they reach that far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, we got older men and women back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can stop pretending you believe in this now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How was it debunked
          Fits with earlier leaks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because all the "leakers" who were pushing it also said there'd be a major direct on the 29th, which never happened. And now they want people to believe the game was not only already finished over a year ago but now they're also holding it back to September so they've been sitting on a finished game for over a year and a half. It's actual insanity how far people are willing to go to force themselves into believing it's real.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right and Geno is in Smash Bros because the leaker included it on the poster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to play toothpaste-chans game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When can I actually get the resources to have characters advance to intermediate classes? I've maxed every other class already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to build the faculty at the trainer. Pretty sure its after the first map that you get the resources post-battle from the nods of the province.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who did they make gay or gayer in three hopes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dimitri, felix and sylvain. those three were already pretty gay for each other but this time it's for real. sylvain propositions to three (men), and felix and dimitri are a bigger fujo bait than sylvain and felix were in 3h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could argue that everyone is the same if you were not inclined to see them as being gayer than usual. There's nothing really explicit other than Dorothea's bisexuality.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all Claude needed was Cyril telling him Rhea has been helping people of her own free will and suddenly he becomes a rational human again
    >as soon as Cyril is gone Claude goes fricking insane and starts a race war for no reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyril just needs to tell Claude that life for Almyran commoners and peasants sucks and it's not due to the Fodlan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Petra's trying to drag me back with her to Brigid
    >Linhardt just proposed
    what do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should deny Petra because if she has her way Brigid won't have an heir. The gay should be sent to die though. Although you might find your roster empty once you've killed all the gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go with Linhardt. man has biggest balls in fodlan

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dee?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dee, the Archbishop's been spanking me again
      >yes I did insult her for no reason but please help me Dee
      >you're my only hope
      >the Crests are to blame for the spankings

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did Edelgard go from the mysterious Trailer Girl with seeming insider information to the complete clown she is now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >insulting the Archbishop
        >spouting anti-Crest garbage
        No! Bad El! Back to Sunday school until you learn some manners.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Byleth still won.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Byleth won Shez's heart.
      Jeralt approves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Such is the power of Byleth the chad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Byleth is for all the ladies in his harem, and for the fella in her harem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shez has Jeralt's blessings
        Every other Bylethstan btfo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >handing out parenting responsibilities

          D-dad...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's also the Jeralt/Leonie/Byleth paralogue after which Shez suggest they and Byleth should hold hands going back to camp

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Claude's bloodthirst have been cured if someone had sex with him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >someone commissioned this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatthefrick

        Someone explain the problem.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not bara without going all in on masculinity, would have made a little more sense with 3 houses timeskip but instead has his smooth twink design
          >since it’s not bara increasing the size of his pecs makes no sense and just causes them to look too large for him
          >bulge is just a round lump, if he was actually packing there would be an indent for his dick but right now it looks like he stuffed a sock in there to compensate
          >as other anon pointed out the yellow everywhere makes it look like he pissed himself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So the problems are he's a twunk, his crotch isn't NSFW, and you can't look at the color yellow without fantasizing about urine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatthefrick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I delete others' posts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he peed all over his underwear and the bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you wanted to post blatant fujobait you could have at least chosen something well-drawn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is he too muscled and manly for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, sex isn't the answer, hilda already tried to apply rape correction liberally, didn't work
      The only way to cure claude's bloodlust is to either give him a little brother to dote on(Cyril) or a professor he can trust

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        an axe to the face also works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how the Byleth Lord Combos would react to their Hopes counterparts?

        Byleth/Edelgard to Shez/Edelgard
        Shez Dimitri to Boar Dimitri
        Bloodlusted Shez to the Professor Byleth
        Byleth Sothis S Ranked to Byleth Vessel of the Goddess
        Claude Riegen to Khalid Sword of Allah
        Shez Dimitri to Boar Dimitri

        Who would have the most interesting/worst reaction?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Houses Edelgard would probably be pretty jealous of her Hopes counterpart, as she didn't need to rely on, and got rid of the moles in her empire early, and was actually able to be honest to all her classmates about her goals and enemies even if her empire is weaker and having a much harder time in the fight
          Dimitri's hard to tell, and Claude would probably just be baffled at how quick to murder his Houses counterpart is, even if the Federation development was rather skillful of him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Byleth/Claude to Shez/Claude
          >what the frick is wrong with you?
          Byleth/Edelgard to Shez/Edelgard
          >So nothing changed?
          >Shez/Dimitri to Byleth/Dimitri
          What the frick is wrong with you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shez Dimitri to Boar Dimitri
          >Shez Dimitri to Boar Dimitri
          Revenge and big titty wife?
          Revenge and big titty wife.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >big titty wife.
            felix's tiddies aren't big

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Felix?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We all know why Arval chose the purple booba to be his host.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. felix is Dimitri's personal buttbawd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dimitri belongs to Shez, after all boars of a feather flock or some such.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not mad about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >wake up, felix, it's time for your 4 o'clock ass pounding session

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ed’s flat though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Now post the real edelgard's response.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              TRUST NO ONE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'd probably just grow even further if it was Edelgard specifically, but if it was Rhea or Flayn most likely

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dimitri thread lost against the Claude
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are still mad about Dimitri trying to make your father's death about himself in 3houses
      Give it a few more years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did all the other routes get a conclusion as satisfying as this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tails can't even hurt Dimitri

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is how Dimitri just slowly walks towards him as he stumbles backwards. Thales, the smug prick, died in abject fear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We did it Shez! We solved Racism!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >low res? just tank it lol
      is this the power of boar rage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AIEEEEE DIMITRI-SAMA PLEASE HAVE MERCY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy whose symbol is the boar wields a spear
      Beautiful irony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimtiri's spear is basically his tusks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shez high-fiving Edelgard is pretty cute, but Claude's ending has no emotional catharsis at all, unless you really fricking hate Rhea? Its pretty shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a huge moralgay, I somewhat enjoyed playing all of the lord routes in 3H, but in this game anything but Dimitri's feels like a villain route since both Edelgard and Claude just act aggressively for the flimsiest of reasons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought people were saying SB is the good end?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aside from hardcore Edeltrannies, no one would think that, because even a moron can see her war is idiotic and has no basis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SB is only a "good end" if you're one of the glue eaters that thinks Edelgards moron war is justified since it ends with her having an upper hand in the war, same war she started meaning every single death that happens during it is on her hands

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Luckily, claude's extremism means people will realize Rhea is fairly innocent which bleeds into seeing edelgard was wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tactical brain damage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, these are the same morons who think CF is the good end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is she always blushing like that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Protagbawd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She is turned on by your carnage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's your moe moe waifu lord please forget about the bloodshed she's responsible of.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she wants the shez

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard's end has both of her greatest enemies die and finally settles the high five issue, so it's satisfying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using all your Talismans on your lord is a pitfall

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just gotta see what the world would be like without you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a three house player.Shez replaced Byleth life.What makes me more sad is that warriors can read the archives of the three house.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd forgotten just how much of an autist she is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me? Just executing people? Now that's a lark haha... Unless...

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros we don’t need to pretend to give a shit about this series anymore we have persona

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can unmurder your parents, uncrestrape you, even end racism
      >but beat me up and told me not to or he would kill me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that shit, I'll be playing Mario vs Rabbids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's intrigue or high stakes in Persona's shitty japanese high school settings.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caspar's dad is so based. All of these dad characters should have been in the original Three Houses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so cringe. How can you weebs read this and go, "damn this is badass?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leopold really is a cool character. I don't think I've seen a "supremely capable military man" handled so well by a nip game. He's got the right balance of pragmatism and compassion to be believeable. He's unga-bunga strong and yet clearly intelligent, which two qualities are rarely SHOWN hand-in-hand, rather than just written to be fact, and all of his qualities are reflected in the way Caspar turned out and feels about him.
      Based Leopold.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of the dads are pretty great honestly, Three Houses needed more seasoned commanders.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >three houses sequel set 20 years into the future where Dimitri has a beard
          muh dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interestingly, from what I can tell from some of his dialogue, he's pretty religious as well?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Invoking the goddess in a morale speech like this doesn't mean he's devout. He could very well be doing it just because he knows his soldiers will be rallied by it. Either way, he obviously doesn't support the Central Church's concept of the Goddess and faith.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DLC really needs to have playable Count Bergliez more than anything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was no excuse for Alois, Cyril, Hanneman, Gilbert etc not to be playable either considering movesets are based on classes.

        >Azure Gleam
        Gilbert
        Matthias
        Cyril

        >Scarlet Blaze
        Leopold
        Waldemar
        Randolph
        Ladislava
        Hanneman

        >Golden Wildfire
        Nader
        Judith
        Erwin

        >Neutral
        Alois

        If they wanted to balance it out more they also could've just made some of the new characters non-generics like Annette's cousin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Her cousin just wants to be a bard, man, not everyone chugs that chivalry Kool aid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What a b***h, even Dorothea fought. Even his younger Cousin fought.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No bard spot, because dancers exist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good for them, but he doesn't want to fight and won't

                Sounds like quitter talk, ready him for crest stone implantation. He was taught to fight and if we won't he shall be built to fight.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good for them, but he doesn't want to fight and won't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss the traveling bard who is actually secretly a noble trope, FE used to do it all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caspar is the only student to die on AG
      >hubert and ferdinand are nowhere to be seen and monica retreats
      >even count bergliez survives because count hevring warps him away
      poor caspar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and ferdinand are nowhere to be seen
        Murdered by slithers, pretty much. They disappear the moment edelgard gets brainwashed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can make Caspar's suffering even more potent by killing Linhardt instead of capturing him. Being the only one to die isn't the worst fate when the alternative is seeing your childhood friend die protecting you.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Three Houses
    >Game makes you think that he'll be a trickster
    >Ends up being a goody two shoes
    >Three Hopes
    >Ends up being a trickster and decieves everyone
    >Makes Edelgard's CF seem like a good path compared to Three Hope's path for Claude
    Jesus Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gods demand blood Shez, who am I to deny them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen a lot of people b***hing about this being character assassination for Claude, but I seriously wonder if it's a response to feedback about the "master tactician" and "trickster" being so passive and bland in 3H. Good guy Claude is shit. Someone with his character description should have been morally grey to begin with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like a return to what he was meant to be. In the OG he implies he had been planning his own conquest and had elements of being shady or having had plans that got fricked by Dimitri and Edelgard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thing is he isn't morally grey in this. he's an outright psychopath. Still better than 3h's nothing burger claude

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Must have got it form his Almyran side.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else playing on Ryujinx and getting weird text glitches after a few hours of playing? Are there settings to avoid this

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does essence of lightning do anything for Dimitri as a Great Lord, or does it just boost that lightning thrust WA that he gets in that class?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to S-rank my relationship with my father.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      confirms his eye was a result of torture?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dimitri doesn't know
      Cleobulus is dying without a single regret. He had the biggest breasts on the continent for years and he showed them off as much as he could.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think the Agarthans saw him as some kind of degenerate?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are all degenerate.
          The last time Thales called for a reunion
          >Cleo constantly played with his own breasts
          >Kronya didn't stop torturing a guy, they were supposed to interrogate but didn't ask a single question
          >Solon kept reading Bernadetta's works, which he insisted are peak fiction

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Rufus
        >saint of Farghaes ask me to kill brother
        >Promise of motorboating those milkjugs.
        >Kill brother
        >relentless nightmares of being murdered by nephew.
        >Cornelia has a dick, what? I'm gay now.
        >Cornelia orders me to start a coup
        >Dimitri's coming for me.
        >A few kids kill royal guard
        >mfw

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this is a fan service game, why does Byleth get killed by Shez and why does Byleth only appear around 20 minutes in the entire game? Why didn't Byleth participate in the final boss fight? Why does Byleth only have a support relationship with Shez and their father? How much are IS paying to you for cheat players? I will never believe and pre order any IS works again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If this is a fan service game, why does Byleth get killed by Shez
      You got the bad ending, congrats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a fanservice game for the rest of us who never liked byleth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Byleth isn't a character and he has nothing to offer as a side character due to that.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why's lorenz such a based character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen his father? Dude was based and passed that on.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wrong almyran died

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cutesythea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Made for Shez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only canon route

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, I plunged the whole continent into a bloody war despite being completely peaceful and everyone working to fix their shit
      >but no, murdering rhea is outside my morals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Edelgard so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rhea's problem is she's far too nice and peaceful when most of the subhuman homosexuals on this continent need to be ruled with an iron fist. I guess Sothis is actually to blame since she tolerated the molemen for so long instead of eradicating them as soon as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's okay, they were just commoners :^)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These two are the dumbest motherfrickers

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the Kingdom doesn't deserve all the shit they have to deal with. They literally just want to solve their internal conflicts and do what's best for them. Frick Edelgard for invading and frick Claude for starting a fricking race war

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something something invading and conquering is good actually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protagonist's kingdoms always get invaded in fire emblem games...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are readying the fanbase for the last game of the fodlan trilogy, where it's Dimitri's turn to go full Edelgard... except everyone agrees with him because the other two countries are a blight on fodlan. It'll be aa Loog simulator with Rhea as a cheerleader.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a leak for the DLC.
    >next story DLC
    >Shez rejects joining a House so Rhea offers him a place in the Knights of Seiros instead
    >accept and go to Knights for a new route
    >don't and you will end up joining Agarthans later for a new route
    >if you tell Cornelia Cleobulus he will never be a woman you lose points with him but gain some with Solon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF Solon bros? Are we transphobic?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kidnap Flayn.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no intention os playing this game because I hate Musos and Three Houses but laughing at Bylethgays on Metacritic is too funny

    > I always thought Joel was the saddest protagonist in gaming history because their creator hated him and even wanted to kill him. But now I have changed my mind. Joel is dead, but their daughter, brother and fans still love and avenge him. Byleth? Yes, he had a chance to live, but that chance was given by the man who stole everything from him. He lost everything except their father. There are 40 hours of gameplay, but Byleth's story points are only around 20 minutes. No support relationships with their students and friends. No fans angry, grieve or take revenge for him. Right now I only use Byleth in Super Smash Bros Ultimate because it doesn't know when Nintendo will remove Byleth and be replaced by Shez.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there are seriously """people""" like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how people would React if Shez won CYLs...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Self insert gays are so cringe

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >faerghus' annexation of sreng and duscur was justified by the goddess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, anyone who isn't drinking the church kool-aid sees that the kingdom is just as fricked and expansionist as the empire. Dimitri was literally kidnapping the children of lords to force them to obey him and having political dissenters decapitated and their headless bodies left out as a warning to his enemies. He's easily as fricked as Edelgard, but he didn't start the war so he's a good boy :3

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brave Alt when?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do support levels carry over into NG+?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea. Everything does.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single church or BL death feels sad because they're just defending themselves against moronic warmongers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love how Blue Lions starts with "well that civil war sucked, luckily we'll have decades of peace to repa- oh Edelgard attacked the church."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we're just defending ourselves and killing in retaliation!
      lmao ok they deserve it idiot defenders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Must you continue to kill in retaliation? Stop running and they will stop chasing you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop running and they will stop chasing you.
        That's funny because Arianrhode's entire final fight was chasing Edelgard across the map as she ran away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah straight into the heart of the fortress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some Dimitri convos I'm actually super confused about, because he blames himself for starting this war and I'm just wondering where the frick this came from.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri has a few odd lines that don't make sense, because I think the writers wanted everyone to be at fault in some way.
        When the reality is is that Edelgard and Claude are fricking awful people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He blames himself for having to go to war for the sake of the church.
        It's dimitri, he loves torturing himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri has a few odd lines that don't make sense, because I think the writers wanted everyone to be at fault in some way.
        When the reality is is that Edelgard and Claude are fricking awful people

        He feels responsible because he made the decision to shelter the church
        It's either intended to highlight how moronic he can be in blaming himself for everything, or the game just doesn't acknowledge that Edelgard would have come for the kingdom regardless, personally think its the first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just stop running Dimitri

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arval I must ensure a place for my people and Agarthan children!
    Also Arval hey Solon gonna stab you and implale you to this rock, kay?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without White Clouds this story has to be the most confusing shit for Rhea

    >Rhea: why tf are you doing this
    >Edeltard: I uh have no idea what you're talking about tee hee. o_^
    >Rhea: seriously someone tell me what's happening why is Claude attacking me when the Empire started the war
    >Claude: I just want to see what the world would be like without you o_o

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard fricking hates Rhea and the church even in 3H

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Edelgard fricking hates Rhea and the church even in 3H
        Yeah but the entirety of White Clouds is Rhea subtlely being the villain while everyone's occupied with the Flame Emperor / Death Knight.
        The problem with Hopes is that not only do you not see any of that, she hardly does anything wrong to begin with since her biggest problem in the original game was trying to make Sothis take control of Byleth-- which actually happens here except Rhea had nothing to do with it at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >eah but the entirety of White Clouds is Rhea subtlely being the villain
          ...no?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's a fearmongerer from the very beginning with the Church consistently murdering those who don't align with them as is even the case in Seteth and Flayn's paralogue just because another sect of the Church was at the gravesite. The only hint of that even being a thing this time around was Shez being """persuaded"""" to join the academy as a """"privilege"""""

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am pretty sure the reason she had some executed was because they tried to kill her

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >wtf why are you executing people who tried to kill you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In SB, there is a scene of Rhea talking to Dimitri about summoning her faithful believers in a way that's very much like scary Academy Rhea.
              3Hopes expects you to have played 3Houses and know what Rhea is like, and Edelgard was at the academy before Byleth/Shez ever showed up. You can assume that Edelgard has already seen what Rhea is like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Edelgard already hates Rhea even before seeing her being scary

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well, maybe don't be an butthole starting an all ouit war and people won't get mad?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >scary academy Rhea
                Seriously where is this coming from, all of the """scary""" scenes are retaliation against literal shapeshifters tempting morons into killing church members and trying to assassinate Rhea.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Passionately sentencing "sinners" to immediate death rather than providing a fair trial or even investigating their actions/motivations is questionable behavior. Rhea's zero tolerance policy for anything she considers blasphemous paired with her unmasked rage is what makes her "scary" in her position of power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >passing sentence on people who clearly conspired to assassinate you is bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon they literally tried to assassinate her, the proof is that they has to be stopped from killing her by knights/students. Yes, she is justified

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >hey citizens of fodlan these poor souls were tempted into their violent ways by a group of literal underground dwelling shapeshifters who can also teleport anywhere they want and have access to weapons of mass destruction
                >now please tune in to SothisTV to watch the trial proceedings
                Or she can just kill the people greedy enough to start conflicts for stupid reasons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sothis' quotes, mostly. The most interesting of which is when she tells Byleth to "cut a path that is their own" akin to what Edelgard is doing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Scary academy Rhea" literally does nothing wrong except maybe failing to interrogate her attempted assassins before executing them

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon they literally tried to assassinate her literally every single time Rhea kills someone is because they tried to kill her or killed innocent people first

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              NOOO NOT THE HECKIN TERRORISTINOS

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            White Clouds does have a few moments that make the Church and Rhea seem a little suspicious. Rhea just casually ordering executions around during Lonato's rebellion, or how she casually asks you to not tell anyone that Relics turn people into horrible monsters if you don't have a Crest. Jeralt even warns you about her. It's not wholly convincing in the grand scheme of things, but compared to Hopes, it at least sets up that the Church isn't a "did nothing wrong" kind of plate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Rhea just casually ordering executions around during Lonato's rebellion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rhea working towards getting her mother who is also one of the nicest and most merciful goddesses in the series to come back
          >this makes her the villain
          Anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >one of the nicest and most merciful goddesses in the series

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >calls Byleth a sock

              >at any point in history could've just wiped out all life and had a planet exclusively for dragons
              >never did this
              >never started any wars
              >ruled peacefully while attempting to help the natives all become better versions of themselves
              Unironically nicer than Naga, and didn't go insane like Mila.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still called Byleth her cumrag

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish that were me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >calls Byleth a sock

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nicest and most merciful goddesses in the series to come back
            I quite enjoyed her mercy and compassion.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 3Copes maddening unplayable? I am about to do GW after loving AG and suffering through SB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All it will do is raise the effective level of your enemies. In short, all that means is that you will level up even faster.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is starting a second route on NG+ a bad idea? I know a lot of stuff carries over.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Shez but his design and hair is so fricking stupid I can't take him seriously. I think that Arval is a really interesting concept and I am sad its forever stuck in a musou. They should have made this into a 3Hs DLC and gone hard on lore and stuff

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sylvain got trap'd by Yuri
    lmao

    Also that one line is taken out of context, it's Sylvain admiring Yuri's pick-up line and then Yuri telling him that's how it's done. It's not Sylvain saying he's into Yuri.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure, sure. what about ashe and the sreng commander then?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you raise Shez reason lvl? It’s still lvl one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By giving him Mage classes dumbass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Level their magic classes

        I already mastered 4 magic classes, it’s still the same.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean the Tome rank or the ability Reason (lvl 1-3)?
          It could be because Fem Shez doesn't have Dark Mage/Dark Bishop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I’m talking about Reason. But Shez can be dark mage/bishop. That’s what I have him as right now, but his Reason is still the same.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              3 is the maximum, if it's only 2 you need Gremory, I forgot which one has which, but I'm pretty certain you can get it to 3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It only goes up to A.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Level their magic classes

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never get an Agarthan route with Nemesis as an ally.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when rhea kills traitors who tried to kill her she's evil
    >when edelgard kills traitors who tried to kill her she's good

    huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pic related, as it always has been.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Motherfricking really said this while being responsible for a fricking race war between two that are rebuilding trust. I hate Claude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is allowed to repair relations except Claude himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cause race wars
        >Then fix those race wars yourself
        >everyone hails you a hero
        >Profit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shame about the third point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Inshallah the winds of Fodlan will carry the stench of carrion while their fields will run red with their citizen's blood
          >Almyra is a nation of peace

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should the church be performing executions on citizens of sovereign nations?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should morons be killing innocent members of the church and then making a call to arms for a """revolution""" against an entity that doesn't rule any country?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they don't rule any country why do they act like they do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They only have control of garreg mach.
          Rhea is, by all intents and purpouses, the christian pope role wise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talk shit
      >get hit
      >main country doesn't care because you are the official religion
      Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe that's one of the reasons Edelgard is pissed and Dimitri is miffled at her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you try to assassinate the pop and defile the tombs of saints? Yes actually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely yes. Gerreg Mach is a sovereign state in its own right and has every right to defend itself from aggressors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those were ranking members of the western church which Rhea has authority over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Deus Vult for mommy Rhea xD

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish my wiener was Fodland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got any quotes from her about Seteth or Flayn?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ashe is way better in 3Hopes from a gameplay standpoint.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Academy Rhea is exactly one instance.
    One instance that's entirely justifiable thanks to the circumstances that she's forced to accept are now a reality.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cordelia resting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shamir only supports Balthus, Hapi and Catherine outside of Shez
    >They threw in a few queer baiting lines
    What were they thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Catherine is her OTP even in timelines were they truly do kill each other

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That she's bi, which has been the case since 3H

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So she's Bi, but refuses to marry femleth?I just think they didn't want to draw another CG picture for the confession scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frog is a frog, Shamir has standards
          Same with Manuela who won't stoop for her amphibian ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's just like Sylvain who'll eat ass for every prettyboy except Manleth

            I'm pretty sure it's because straight Japanese writers don't know how gay people are

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's just like Sylvain who'll eat ass for every prettyboy except Manleth

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he only goes after twinks. manleth isn't a twink

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sylvain would a Dimitri. Is Dimitri a "twink"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you wouldn't a dimitri then you're gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's too moronic for me, and he looks like he smells bad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the musk of musculinity too much for you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon, just because someone is into women doesn't mean he's gonna go after literally every hole he comes across. Not even sylvain does that. Shamir has standards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You seen her paralogue with Leonie? This b***h gay as hell
      >NTR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know her taste in women

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri is an inconsistently written character. In VW he got killed by regular spearmen for some reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >by regular spearmen
        By a whole army he threw himself at.
        Eventually, you die if enough people go at you, but he himself stands by not losing on a one on one against anyone.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Dimitri or Claude flirt with you too during picnic time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      El is so cute when she's relaxing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dimitri is too autstic to flirt. all his attempts at flirtation either result in spilled spaghetti like with byleth, are unintentional like with felix, or end up with a woman wielding a dagger chasing after him

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rhea has a zero tolerance policy towards foreigners and blasphemers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole writing about the church is so fricking weird. Claude and Edelgard keep bringing up that the Church is intolerant towards foreigners and people without crests, but then you have characters like Cyril and Catherine that have been shown nothing but kindness by the church. It's never even addressed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Writers were just incompetent in writing why the church was bad, and focused too much in making good points to it, even as they tried to insist they were bad, by having Dimitri agree with Claude's point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dimitri fans will say he was only pretending to agree while handing out the equivalent of the pope to muslims

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That support was really weird. Dimitri never makes any comments about the Church in the original game, and even in his own route here is pretty ok with them overall.
          It really feels like it was written so everyone hates on the church, even if it logically doesn't add up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I viewed it as more Dimitri saying he doesn't care for the Church, only supporting it for his people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think that only happens in Claude's route because his brain worms are contagious.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nope tells Dimitri he'll backstab him to his face to kill Rhea even in AG

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The writing is so incompetent that they even took it in the complete opposite direction while trying to pretend the Church is shady: the Church actually intervened and convinced the Kingdom to stand down when it was on the cusp of completely swallowing the Empire. 3H might honestly be the worst written game in the entire series, and this is a series that has FE7, FE10, Awakening, and Fates.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The sad part is that the writing quality varies too hard among routes.
            Completely ignore CF and 3H is pretty ok, better than average execution than times compared to most FE, especially character wise.
            Hopes is ok if you focus on AG and treat edelgard and claude as literal morons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              zerg rush is a legitimate tactic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. Even if you ignore CF, 3H is still pretty mediocre. Tons of cut content everywhere, bits and pieces torn from the main original Church route just so each route is slightly different. Maybe 3H would have been good had it just been two routes, but they had to give the appearance of it having 4 unique routes for some reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >3H is still pretty mediocre.
                Being pretty mediocre is being a better than average FE game.
                Most of these games barely have story or character building and their plots aren't particularly interesting since half of them are just retreads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know nothing about previous FE games so is it true they borrowed heavily from Persona to make 3H?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The calendar system with the monthly activity I guess, it's in plenty of games but you can tell they did it because persona.
                They got the memo for this one and slashed it completely at least.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plus the branching story was not in the previous games I think.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's VN stuff, not persona stuff.
                See, had they fixed the character motivations for edelgard and claude in hopes, it would have been a good example of their route system since the rest of the game is actually pretty fricking solid writing wise.
                But Edelgard and especially claude are just abusing the church and kingdom and that completely fricks over what they were going for, this isn't even getting into the ending stuff because they couldn't give the game better outcomes so as not to piss off bylethgays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >listening to what salty kagatards are saying
                no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably, yeah.

            The sad part is that the writing quality varies too hard among routes.
            Completely ignore CF and 3H is pretty ok, better than average execution than times compared to most FE, especially character wise.
            Hopes is ok if you focus on AG and treat edelgard and claude as literal morons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda moronic, Dimitri dislikes the hold the church has on his country which forces him to go to war for their sake, but he legit likes Rhea, the church and spends his whole route talking about repaying that debt.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to save Jeralt without using thr strategy? Like memorizing the path or something

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a HW dlc where Ganondorf just barges into 3H and starts taking over everything

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone so GAY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fujos won.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even Edeltrannies like GW
    KT dropped the ball so hard literally everyone hates it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically bringing in other board moronation
      Stay in twitter with your ilk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well of course they don't like it - the lord isn't a yas queen slay dyke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The comedy writes itself

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the next game to include a wienersucking minigame only accessible by males.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sithy's paralogue is with Lorenz's dad
    very nice

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 renown off from buying Rhea, Sothis and Arval
    Lame
    Guess Rhea will have to wait

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As of Hopes Edelgard is now taller than Lysithea though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish it was true on all timelines, Edelgard should at least be 170cm aka 5.7

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't that really fricking weird? Is Monica putting growth hormones on her tea

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes she wants Edelgard to be 3 meters tall so she could worship her.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Competing with Hubert, Monica stops Edelgard from drinking too much coffee, so her growth isn't stunted.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sothis wants to attack Shez-Arval upon regaining her memories
    >She instantly lets it go if Byleth gets recruited while Arval still seethes about it.
    So what the frick was the point of hyping up their battle in advertising if it's forgotten quickly and the bad end is going along with the moronic Agatharian scientist's murderboner?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cutscene only
    I hate it here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly though AG was going to go AM 2 Electric Boogaloo 2 and Hegemon El was going to appear at the end. Guess we just got a moron El instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Guess we just got a moron El instead
        so, just a regular el?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really funny considering how people were going on about how Edelgard would still go full Edelgard in joining with the moles and turning herself into a monster because she's a sore loser and so on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And she still went full Edelgard in declaring a completely pointless war, killing thousands, just because she wants to unify foldlan before she dies, nick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but at least she ain't working with moles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People were deluding themselves because they hate Edelgard

      Nothing new here.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cute girl

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alois helps Jeralt's mercenaries fight the Kingdom and church
    I guess his faith wasn't very strong lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jeralt

      [...]

      for him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bros before hoes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alois looking at Jerarlt
        >"Bros"
        Lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jeralt is way too handsome for Alois

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did they do to Sothis? This is like not her at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You only ever knew one side of her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But in the main game she gives Byleth her power, so he can go and be the new god-emperor of Fodlan or whatever. Here she just says - 'you can't argue with elves' (goddess in this case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sothis has had no time to bond with Byleth and the man who genocided her and her kids is right in front of her, of course she's pissed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >and the man who genocided her and her kids is right in front of her, of course she's pissed
            Nemesis?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nemesis was a mere pawn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for that info, I hate it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, she gave Byleth her power so they could escape void space and save their students, a wish they both wanted. Here she remembers who she is and figures Byleth as her new vessel and is surprised at their resistance, remember this is their first interaction in that timeline.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sothis has had no time to bond with Byleth and the man who genocided her and her kids is right in front of her, of course she's pissed

            Well, 3copes just got shittier then.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon the devs said the first thing they did when developing this game was making sure they didn't invalidate anything that happened in Three Houses, Sothis and Byleth having the same bond as in that game would be one such example of invalidation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they made her hotter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The devs said wanted to show off Sothis' scary side as a god. Also she wants revenge on Arval and hasn't bonded with Byleth at all in this timeline, why the frick would you be surprised at this.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How's Dorothea in this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stills byleths number one waifu

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a moron who doesn't want to play this game, can someone explain the Claude racewar shit to me please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he makes faerghus and sreng go to war with each other while crying crocodile tears about racism in fodlan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to fight racism is with racism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's schizo headcanon by cucktholics seething about a non-white lord, there is no evidence in the game about any racewar

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All they needed to do was make it so Rhea interfered with Edelgard's reforms. That would give Edelgard justification for wanting to eliminate them, Claude justification for the Church being bad, and Dimitri has the same justification of needing the Church to legitimize the Kingdom.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Funny, considering the two of them can both die in Ailell in SB.
    Claude x Byleth ship finally got some good angst

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All they needed to do was giving a flashback of Rhea making Edelgard wear a wilhelm outfit and making her peg her as a kid

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you use a strategy to convince someone, what is the button?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right on the dpad

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally where is this even coming from, Linhardt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's saying that he's not into you since you can not bear him a dozen healthy children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then why did he invite me travel Fodlan with him and say he'd rather not hire some random joe bodyguard?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's proposing to mShez in that screenshot

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No point arguing with rheacucks they will even excuse this if you show it to them, they are mindbroken cucktholics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was angry ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god she's so hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love Rhea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a relief Edelgard would never burn innocent people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Edelgard would never burn innocent people
        Yeah she never did. Bernadetta is killed by Dimitri or Claude, she can't die from the flames.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I lit my loyal soldier and friend on fire but it's okay because someone else dealt the killing blow
          lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's a dev oversight, they made the trigger for the fire Petra, instead of Bernadetta. AM and VW are full of bugs like that, that shitty map included.

            In AM, VW, and SS the player sets fire to their own army, but this isn't oversight, it's deliberate.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >That's [head canon]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Edelgard burning Bernadetta is just 14 year old headcanon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just like Edelgard's route in general.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I lit my loyal soldier and friend on fire but it's okay because someone else dealt the killing blow
              lmao

              Fire isn't that big of a deal. It just does chip damage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I used my friend as bait to lure people in so I could set her platform on fire and burn her corpse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu b***h, Dimitri also goes insane after Edelgard's betrayal.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Trusting Jeralt's judgement
      > "What do you mean my kid's opening up and showing emotions now that they're building relationships with other people and doing something other than killing for money."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he later admits he was wrong anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my kid's opening up and showing emotions now that they're building relationships with other people and doing something other than killing for money."
        that's not why it happened, speed reader-kun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jeralt is very happy to see Byleth opening up like he does. His crest heart kept him possessed as the ashen demon but in CF his heart is restored.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >kept him [headcanon]

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, Byleth reconnecting with their humanity was really all about muh organs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only happens in the true route, Crimson Flower. Sorry dimitrigay but you picked the wrong route.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The non-canon route you mean. Sorry you sided with the villain and Three Hopes further shat on your fanfiction route.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and Three Hopes further shat on your fanfiction route.
                By giving Edelgard's route the only alternate path and "good" ending again?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                By further showcasing how the church is in the right and Edelgard is in the wrong. She just never could compete with a genuine hero like Rhea after all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I actually thought about that for a minute but there aren't any. She even came to the defense of the western kingdom lords who betrayed her command. Guess I'll have to give her that one, the empire doesn't use and abuse its vassal states.

                Don't bother responding to the schizo, he just spams the same copypasta arguments every thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >church is in the right
                >Dimitri: You want Rhea? You can have her, I never actually liked her that much lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Claude please, I can't afford those child support payments, you NEED to kill Rhea for me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >By further showcasing how the church is in the right
                Jeralt still doesn't seem to think so.
                >and Edelgard is in the wrong
                How? The cope before was that Edelgard was still in the wrong even if the church was because she killed your dad (false) and was behind all the bad shit in the academy phase (again false).
                The only thing Edelgard is in the wrong with is being moronic and that's why AM is the golden route for capitalizing on that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But AG is the only "good" ending?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope and wish it were, lmao. CF is the true route and you are seething at screencaps from the game that debunk your headcanon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish you could kill her here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad over Rhea being good while Edelgard's evil. Don't worry though, Edelgard gets the proper treatment she deserves in AG.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Stay mad over Rhea being good while Edelgard's evil. Don't worry though, Edelgard gets the proper treatment she deserves in AG.

                Lol you have gone feral. Completely mindbroken.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, that'd be Edelgard in the canon AG route.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh. Someone triggered the Edeltard.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any renown or money glitches yet?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pack it up, everyone, the resident schizo have arrived

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >Edelchads still make Deergaya and LioBlack folk seethe for being the real hero

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't she dispose of people that stopped being useful to her though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not in Hopes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The church?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lying through her teeth

        Name one Dimitrigay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thales!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I actually thought about that for a minute but there aren't any. She even came to the defense of the western kingdom lords who betrayed her command. Guess I'll have to give her that one, the empire doesn't use and abuse its vassal states.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lying through her teeth

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WARCRIMES!
    WARCRIMES!
    WARCRIMES!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK IGNATZ.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lysithea a b***h in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this game made me realise what a shit character she is without the dramatic backstory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her supports with Ignatz, Marianne and Mercedes are very sweet.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I realize that the entire reason why Claude fights the church in Hopes is because they didn't want to come up with a new boss fight and just copied the Rhea battle from Scarlet Blaze

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah pretty much. It's content reuse and Deer get shafted once again.
      ISIS should just stop doing Routes, they're clearly not good at them. Just give me one path that's actually complete and polished

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the people who consistently spurned Sothis's kindness and launched nukes all over the place before finally making weapons out of her family's bones are warning Claude about Rhea
      Alright anon, you convinced me she's clearly evil.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh Lys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to put her in her place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you Petra

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute goat

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea is pure evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Rhea so dumb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1000 years of seething does that to your lizard brain, imagine if the seething american cucktholics itt grew up to be 1000 year old, the result would be similar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a second.
      You thought you'd use clips about two completely different events and think nobody would notice, didn't you?

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder to not respond to the schizo and his copypastas and post about your favorite fish dish instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Paella with Flayn!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feed her fish
      >Marry her
      >Have 3 babies
      >Live happily ever after

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Graphic recreation of Flaynbro whenever the Edelschizo pops up

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was in that time of the month okay

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    casually sells drugs to berni.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn the models look really improved in this one
      Makes the toothpaste-chan leak look even worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's upscaled to 2k.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So, uh. Three Houses remaster when?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it would need more than just an upscale.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Other emulator upscale bro is also a Hapi bro
          My homie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i was looking for Fleche but could not find her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs keep her alive.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just started 3 houses, seeing these threads made me want to join this trainwreck, seems fun to discuss for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What route anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing these threads made me want to join this trainwreck
      Don't forget - you're here forever. Which house did you choose?

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE CHURCH IS LITERALLY A FRICKING BLOOD CULT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get cool dragon powers
      Sign me up.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me: True route.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maly byleth
      Reddit and trannies will seethe at you
      you're bold one anon

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me: CF is the True Route

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhea made 3 mistake in her life
    protecting the 10 Elites
    stopping Loog
    stopping Loog again

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but who would you homosexuals realistically marry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My tulpa, realistically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yuri

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hapi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ingrid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ew

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hubert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to groom Lysithea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hilda

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dorothea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marianne, though our relationship would slowly fall apart as you realize that no matter how much you love each other some people are just broken inside and will never find happiness not that I would know haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ferdie

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Edelgard end is the only good route because she gets rid of both moles and lizards

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the schizo literally takes time out of his day every single day to come and humiliate himself? That's almost too pitiful to mock

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh come on. Why does everyone even I.S. hate Rhea? We can't even play as her (?) but now she's just the stereotypical "bad guy" of the Three Houses timeline? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who likes all four of the House leaders, including Rhea.

    I can hear all the discourse now, about how Edelgard was a saint (or hero), Claude is the MVP, Dimitri had noble intentions but lost his way and Rhea is the big bad wolf of the story.

    Doesn't anybody else appreciate the intricate nature of Three Houses where no one was the "good guy"? Everyone crossed lines, everyone was in the wrong but they all had good hearts. Each story path shows a different perspective to the war, and in doing so you get close to the characters and their motivations. Three Houses/Hopes isn't as simple as black and white.

    Damn it! I hate being so invested in a story and its characters

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep 'em coming, Schizobro, i haven't filtered all your pastas yet

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Churchbros even Lorenz thinks you are racist and even quotes the tenets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Churchbros even Lorenz thinks you are racist and even quotes the tenets

      But it's not actually in the tenets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        VW Claude having a talk with GW Claude would sure be something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GW Claude really didn't read the bible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it not? I'm not so sure

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *tick tick tick*

    And remember Rheacukcs...

    She will NEVER be playable! NEVER

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get away with this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is treating Byleth like she is 5

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The immortalized stupidity of Edelgard condensed down to a single line of dialog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She won that argument actually.
      Dimitri made himself out to be a fool by accusing her of things she didn't do, while on his last ditch attempt to flaunt his delusions of moral high ground. All the while dragging his kingdom into a war of little moral purpose, with a morally bankrupt ally, that the only thing uniting them is hate, for admittedly his own personal satisfaction. Rhea proved him a fool the second time when she burned his capital as soon as he was gone, an act of betrayal that was foreshadowed when they both tried to use each other as bait before the battle, ultimately dooming them both.
      In the end, Dimitri was fighting for a vain cause that would become his undoing and Edelgard was right to point it out against his pityful attempt at moralising, like a child that is throwing a tantrum by accusing the winner of winning because it lost a game. After all, in Dimitri's mind this really was just a playground slapfight with her childhood friend, where winning is just a comfort to his mind, always troubled by grief for the past.

      Truly incredible writing, even if the moronic Edelgard haters will never get it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >5 year old Edelgard killing her own mother

        Lol Dimitri

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You seem upset you sided with the villain on the villain's route. May I perhaps offer you Edelgard with a 12 year old's mind?

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the kind of person that hates Edelgard

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >find killeraxe with insane forges and invert str/mag
    >put it on annette and destroy everything
    >unlock crusher
    >its worse in every way
    Will it get better when I unlock its secret skill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hits about 170 base mt

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendship!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post the other houses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have deers, idk if anyone has eagles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would frick Leonie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man making Ignatz british is somehow one of the meanest things in this picture

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hilda's support with Cyril is about her family owning slaves...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >top right is supposed to be Lysithea

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >none of them is trans
            Legitimately shocking

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BRI'ISH?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BL fans have to call to BE fans trannies with shit like this around?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Ingrid looks like a cute trad gf

        Being racist has it's advantages

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when you guys found out nick posted on reddit. You should bully him again

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Seteth in cutscene shown with his sacred weapon as a wyvern lord
    >cant fricking use it in hopes
    I am seething beyond belief

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel something deeply autistic is going on here....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, just the local Edelschizo throwing his daily shit fit over everyone hating his waifu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone
        I wish that were true, there are a lot of edeltards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's honestly like clockwork, the threads go to utter shit from 20:00 CET because that Edelschizo wakes up

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Edelgard is based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's nice that Claude even puts people in Edelgard's hitlist before she even mentions it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Claude betraying his Muslim brothers

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so what does 3 Hopes add to the fodlan universe besides shitting on 3 Houses if theres no golden route?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of lore if you play the right route

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of lore/worldbuilding + characterization for secondary characters such as the dads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Monica

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Edelgard! Get down!

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Church hired based as frick speedrunner Jeritza and both AG and SB can recruit him, so clearly they're in the right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so uh Mr.Jeritza what are your qualifications
      >''I like killing people''

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well to be fair, Byleth's qualification were "I kill people for a living"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They also like to fish anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so *that’s* why Byleth wins out over Jeritza
            Flayn needs her supply

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eaglebros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did Hubert dirty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dirtier than transman Caspar and Mexican(?) Dorothea?
        Hubert being a crossdressing hot topic goth is the most believable thing in that atrocious image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I thought he was trans but he is a rainbow(?) instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Rainbow is vanilla gay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I actually didn't know that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even like Bernadetta and I feel so bad for her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is Caspar always a troony on these? Lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >always
        t-there more?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a manlet with a high voice and trannies always love the idea of ftm being physically strong despite their small stature. It's a masculinity fantasy.
        Videogames.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dorothea's still kinda cute fr fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That Hubert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ezra Miller Hubert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't convince me the chest scars thing isn't just straight up a fetish for these people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do these people draw shit like this and live with themselves

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So we all agree this was the best track in Hopes, right?https://youtu.be/5ge5UHftWHo

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate musou games, but is it worth it to watch the story on YouTube? Is it any good? Does the game have supports in it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The story shits all over 3H

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has supports, but not as many as the Houses.

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