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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link is literally a gay twink who needs a woman to do everything for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more offended by the idea that Tears, a glorified DLC with a controller based Garry's Mod gimmick, is presented as a gotcha against walking sims like it is any better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TotK rapes your favorite game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite game unironically is Soul Calibur 1 on Dreamcast.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay based, but 3 was the best in the series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              3 was pretty good and overstuffed with content in a good way but it was held together by bubblegum, duct tape, and the will of the Almighty programming wise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NuZelda slop rapes your favorite game.
          No, I don't think it does.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >22 reviews for OoT vs 150 for TotK

            TotK has way more acclaim and 10/10s than OoT.

            By the way I bought OoT at launch at it was the greatest gaming experience I had ever had in life in 1998. I own multiple copies of OoT access various systems, collectors editions and memorabilia. I even have my original magazine reviews and guides.

            They fact you're trying to hold one of my favorite games against another of my favorite games, is hysterical.

            But thank you for reaffirming that Nintendo have been consistently making the best games in the world for 40 years straight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God I hate American video game culture so much

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >God I hate American video game culture so much

                What? Actually buying video game systems and games?

                Pajeet poorgay PCshitters with your emulators are not real gamers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Americans who are obsessed with Nintendo, collect Nintendo merchandise, make excuses for Nintendo, and constantly hold up minor Nintendo things as grand innovations because they have the same tastes as when they were six. That is a good segment of American video game culture. I spoke with a Nintendo fanboy once and he didn't know what Metal Gear Solid was. He didn't know what Red Dead Redemption was. He didn't know about Castlevania except through the AVGN, had never played an RTS other than Pikmin, and thought Nintendo invented the life sim. They're out there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo Hate Derangement Syndrome.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Explain anecdote
                >Get rage in return
                I'm telling you bro, a lot of people who contribute to gaming discourse online would be happy forever if there was nothing to play but the same bing bing wahoo and Zelda game over and over. They combust when you show them a Kojima game or a strategy game on PC

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I own every major system for the past 40 years. It's not my fault Nintendo consistently make the most interesting hardware and the best games.

                You talk about "discourse" when in reality there is massive demographic who are simply jealous of Nintendo. Because Nintendo are games exclusive to Nintendo consoles and mommy can only buy them one system.

                You cannot seriously call yourself a gamer and NOT play Nintendo. That's absurd.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're ignoring like every British person and most people in Europe bro. Their experiences were all different than ours

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I'm British. I should have clarified that.

                My point still stands, I'm not blind to Nintendo's horrible business practices at times. But I still hold their creative arm as peerless in the industry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow. You must have been like what, two people in your town that owned an N64? Must have been grim. What's your favorite ZX Spectrum game by the way? Mine is Jetpac or Chase HQ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You must have been like what, two people in your town that owned an N64? Must have been grim.

                It was grim. But I owned a Playstation at the time too. It was actually worse when it got to the GameCube era and I was a young man and my dudebro FIFA mates caught me playing Wind Waker.

                >b-b-but Game Design...

                I said over their howls of derision.

                >What's your favorite ZX Spectrum game by the way? Mine is Jetpac or Chase HQ

                Probably Green Beret. Nobody could code on Speccy like Joffa.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You cannot seriously call yourself a gamer and NOT play Nintendo. That's absurd.
                The PSX/2 and MegaDrive did better than the Nintendo consoles in the UK market
                Nostalgia for the N64 in particular is completely artificial in the UK. What's more hilarious is even the Saturn got more games than the N64

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay? Did they ruin your childhood or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they are the iphone users of video games

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being a homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay based, but 3 was the best in the series.

            Fighting games are such a mess now compared to their golden age.
            Good thing the Saudis will unironically save them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing will ever dethrone OOT.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based
            i even liked totk but there's no denying oot is still king

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most overrated game of all time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pedophile game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, now this word just don't have any meaning anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the babe?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My gf.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah my favorite game is actually good and not a terrible open world snoozefest that people pretend to enjoy for clout

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NuZelda slop rapes your favorite game.
          No, I don't think it does.

          >Daily reminder that a Chinese gambling simulator did a better job at making BoTW than Nintendo did.

          ???????

          Why are you guys so obsessed with what bought journalists and review scores say? Everyone knows they can't be trusted.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call it derivative as much as you want. More of a great game, is still a great game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing AAA games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Varg
      he literally supports anti-white woke feminists like JK Rowling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand people who think she is based. She hates trannies because they are men and she hates ALL men. She would establish a gynocracy if she could. If she wrote Harry Potter today, the main character would be Hermione and she'd be black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he doesn't. Go back to your tranime cum infested male cave queer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Varg
      Why is it that homosexuals worship that autistic welfare queen lolcow?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK didn't win GOTY because the same games can't win multiple times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why Synthetic Man is so based, not only did he have one of the only good reviews that touched on lore frickery and satanic weirdness, he said it barely even deserved an honorable mention. I agree with him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely embarrassing to say you admire this greasy manchild. Seek help.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's never been wrong about anything and is way more articulate than you would expect someone on Ganker constantly to be.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is he so greasy? Seriously, why?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with bg3?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >focused on being fun
    >limits how long the player can fly
    lol

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Focused on being a walking simulator.
    Zelda is a walking simulator.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda Bore and Zelda Tiktok
    >fun
    Last truly fun Zelda was A Link Between Worlds. Bore and Bore DLC (aka Tiktok) are 7.5/10 games without the Nintendo Bonus (always a massive bonus for 3D Zelda, see the scores of the mediocre SS, literal).

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker fell off so much that they're falling for obvious bait made by the most based homie on Facebook

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hans
    Still can't believe it bros, Latina mom was trying way too hard I guess

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't one of the big winners at a big 2023 awards show a game which was released in 2022 or earlier? I could swear this was the case but I'm racking up my brain and can't remember.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets weird because there are awards for Early Access games now but no, I can't recall that Anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might be thinking of hi-fi rush which came out last year but feels like it came out 4 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think God of War 2 had the opposite where they pushed the cut off day, and the game had been out for like 2 weeks, maybe that's what you are thinking of?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making it your life's mission to defend an asset flip. How embarrassing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard to criticize a game like zelda when its fans are legitimately brainwashed cult followers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they played a Horizon game they'd probably like it more, even more strong powerful women telling men what to do than modern Zelda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's hard to criticize a game like zelda when its fans are legitimately brainwashed cult followers

      Never seen anyone make a convincing criticism yet.

      >it's just dlc!
      >it's just BotW + Gmod
      >it's juts Banjo Nuts & Bolts!

      All fricking nonsense. Shitposting isn't criticism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the game directionless. It is like they had ideas for multiple games or DLC and smashed it into one, and nothing really works as a whole. The underground is particularly egregious for this, feels like it was only put in to justify "why did this take so long"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I find the game directionless

          That's a YOU problem. I always had the wind at my back and a spring of wanderlust on my quest to save Zelda.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already went through this world seven years ago for 200 hours. Building a shitty plane or truck doesn't make me want to do it again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BotW's Hyrule is the best fantasy world ever coded. Being able to go a whole new adventure, with massive handcrafted quest lines and new gameplay concepts was pretty great. Certainly better than most of the slop I've played the past few years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shittier Besiege.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a shittier Besiege

          You can tell the salt is real when all the seethers do is try to come up with alternative games to play. Which are frick all like TotK.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TOTK building system and puzzles are actually quite reminiscent of Besiege.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda avoid push agenda.
    Aren't the plot of the TotK was something about to with bestiality and goats ? Like one of the main Hylian god was fricked by a goat or something ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassingly bad bait, the game's about fricking a dragon, get your stories straight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah TotK is a love story between hetero sexual white people. It's a rare thing to see these days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Interracial love story between a disabled midget coss dressing twink and a white woman descended from ritual bestiality
        Powerful and brave

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Baldur's Gay as much as the next chud but nuZelda is garbage. BotW winning GotY in the first place was nonsense.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NuZelda is the ultimate NPC filter, as a significant degree of its enjoyment comes from its sandbox design and exploration elements, those that are incapable of enjoying it simply lack the creativity and executive function to be able to engage with the game. These are the types of people that modern game design (even NuZelda) has to accommodate for by hand holding and putting markers and guides everywhere. If you find the game aimless it's because you are utterly aimless, it's that simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game wants me to spend 45 minutes building a fragile fan car that despawns instead of just riding my horse over there. That is not creativity, that is wasting my time and padding the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I enjoy ToTK but cared not for the forced car building bullshit everybody praised, I don't care if you think it's a technical marvel because it "just works" it's a poorly implemented time sink. When the game was out people would just tell you to duplicate the resources and parts to save time, like that was a good thing. BoTW was unironically a better game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >BoTW was unironically a better game.

          I dunno. I played BotW recently and it feels very bare bones compared to TotK. Maybe BotW is a more "pure" example of the concept.

          But I just the wealth of content in TotK much better. The combat works better, sidequests are better, the exploration and discovery is better, the rewards are better and the main questlines are easily the best in the series.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The main quest is worse than in BOTW And most of the "temples" fricking suck. The final cavern is also a massive downgrade compared with Hyrule's Castle from BOTW. The combat relies on crafting weapons and using endless menus for arrows and such.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These are the types of people that modern game design (even NuZelda) has to accommodate for by hand holding and putting markers and guides everywhere.

      BotW and TotK have no handholding though outside of tutorial elements. And even those sections are completely open to the player.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are good open world games, BOTW and its DLC is not among them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >games universally beloved by all NPCs are actually an NPC filter
      Learn something new every day

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >participating in or instigating a flamewar

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that a Chinese gambling simulator did a better job at making BoTW than Nintendo did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily reminder that a Chinese gambling simulator did a better job at making BoTW than Nintendo did.

      ???????

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link is canonically non-binary. He also doesn't have dick and balls so he can only reach orgasm via prostate stimulation from Tauro.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why
    Obvious
    Back to the lab Chang

    TGAs (Sponsored by West Taiwan)

    Every major category was awarded to a CCP-backed game publishing entity.

    Tencent is also on the awards advisory panel for every mainstream Western awards production:
    https://thegameawards.com/about

    This effectively invalidates all game awards as genuine, moving forward:

    >Baldur’s Gate 3
    >Game of the Year
    >Best Peformance
    >RPG
    >Multiplayer (actually a co-op game)
    >Community "Support" (???)
    >Players’ Voice
    Tencent-Larian
    https://ie.globaldatabase.com/company/larian-group-holdings-limited

    >Alan Wake 2
    >Best Game Direction
    >Narrative
    >Art Direction
    https://investors.remedygames.com/announcements/remedy-entertainment-plc-tencent-holdings-limiteds-shareholding-in-remedy-has-gone-above-the-5-percent-threshold/
    https://gameworldobserver.com/2022/11/28/tencent-increases-its-stake-in-remedy-entertainment

    >Honkai Star Rail
    >Best Mobile
    https://www.world-today-news.com/mihoyo-officially-joins-the-chinese-communist-party-how-does-it-affect-genshin-impact-and-other-games/

    >Armored Core VI
    >Action
    https://asia.nikkei.com/Business/Business-deals/Tencent-to-invest-264m-in-Japanese-publisher-Kadokawa

    >Valorant
    >Esports
    https://web.archive.org/web/20230607222908/https://kotaku.com/valorant-twitch-streamers-are-gaming-the-system-with-24-1843048097

    >Pity awards to non-Tencent titles
    >Aonuma rushed off stage
    Nintendo was only allowed a little bit of spotlight, given Tencent also owns their entire West Taiwan operation:
    https://www.tencent.com/en-us/articles/2200934.html

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tencent also has dealings with Nintendo and Square Enix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets so mind broken by the bear sex game that he goes full schitzo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TGAs were founded by a guy who literally started being famous in games media by doom posting about Nintendo with the GameCube. Nintendo has always hated Geoff and wanted to stay away from the TGAs, only Reggie kept them slightly involved because he was Geoff's friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tencent is also on the awards advisory panel for every mainstream Western awards production
      Doug Bowser from Nintendo is literally on the same advisory board.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Doug Bowser
        NoA has absolutely no control over Nintendo, he is a glorified marketer. Once they fired Reggie NCL never wanted NoA to be powerful again. It was from fear of what happened to Sony happening to them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't change the fact that they have a Nintendo representative on the same level as the Tencent representative. So by that logic any award given to Nintendo would be invalid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tencent controls every Western production, but NoA has no influence at all on Nintendo

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop typing you autistic freak. You're a disgrace to humanity and your psychiatrist should no longer permit you access to computers you grotesque fricking embarrassment. NEVER attempt communication again.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos still seething everyday.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know this whole thread is bait but the jury for the game awards includes "pride.com" and the new york post. they will 100% take points off your favorite game because it didnt have any gay characters

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