>fire-type boss. >70% of the team isnt even fire-type

>fire-type boss
>70% of the team isnt even fire-type

Huh?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because pressing surf 5 times is boring

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can still do that tho?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a lot of explaining to do in regards to the rest of the entire franchise then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steelix still weak to water
      >Lopunny is weak as shit
      A strong water type will still fricking destroy him

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire-type boss
    [citation needed]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      h-he calls himself a fire type trainer!*
      *in platinum only

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fire-type boss
        [citation needed]

        moron

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fire horse
    >snake forged in fire
    >hot air balloon
    >hot bawdbunny
    >goku monkey on fire
    What’s the problem exactly? Flint’s a master in team building.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot bawdbunny
      >Male
      Only a homosexual would have made a post this moronic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >men can't be bawds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        his lopunny is futa

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't c**tboi be more accurate? Futas are still referred to as girls typically

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His bunny is a girl (male)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t care, looks female enough.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only two fire types in DP Sinnoh's Pokedex, so it was either this or giving him four Rapidash and an Infernape, or god forbid, the Hoenn approach of two Rapidash, two Monferno and an Infernape.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do the Agatha/Lance approach and make the rest of his team Machamp, Lucario, and Toxicroak.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sad thing is, they probably would find an excuse to give YET ANOTHER important Sinnoh trainer a Lucario as one of their prominent Pokemon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          how many trainers use lucario?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            3. Byron doesn't use it for some reason.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe because it was already used by another gym leader?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Three in total. Maylene, Aaron and Cynthia.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              aaron doesn’t use one

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you probably meant Riley actually

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, he got Riley and Sir Aaron mixed up, common mistake considering their identical designs and similar role as "designated human to shill Lucario".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek i thought you were talking about the elite 4 member named Aaron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that shit was ridiculous. If that isn't a testament to how shitty Sinnoh's regional dex is then I don't know what is. Why is the first encounter with Lucario in DPPt against Maylene? Aaron's entire fricking motif is Lucario-oriented and the only way to obtain one in game is through him. Really does number on Lucario's oomph factor, everyone and their grandma owns one in Sinnoh.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE actually playing the slow as shit videogames Diamond and Pearl, where HP is decreased frame by frame, Pokemon take nearly five seconds to be sent out, and Blissey takes 30 seconds to die, instead of Platinum, which is superior in every way.

    It must truly suck to be you, OP.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Floatzel used Surf! x5, the team
      Wow, so challenging... This is Sinnoh's best of the best...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Infernape used ThunderPunch!
        >Floatzel fainted!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >male Lopunny

          I like

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just that I like pokemon that look feminine, but that can also be male.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not giving your Floatzel (who's already at a higher base speed stat to begin with, meaning it's entirely possible to outspeed if it's level 57+ for Cynthia purposes) a Wacan Berry for this exact purpose

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you saying that Flint is challenging enough that you need to track down an uncommon berry, which you either get from random chance in Pastoria City or by mugging wild Buizel?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but coming up with strategies involving type-effectiveness berries is a fun alternative to just brute-forcing everything. I equipped a Chople Berry on my Snorlax when fighting Maylene’s Lucario and it didn’t end well for that b***h.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, but if you really want to implicate that Flint's guaranteed to get an OHKOing critical with Thunder Punch every single time, then you can take preventative measures.
              Because news flash, actually, unless your Floatzel ended up a complete irredeemable shitmon in terms of IVs, it's probably going to survive, especially if your grinding involved throwing it at Geodude and Graveler who give defense EVs.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lvl 55 0 Atk Infernape Thunder Punch vs. Lvl 55 0 HP / 0 Def Floatzel: 102-122 (58.2 - 69.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only needs 36 Defense EVs to guarantee survival and 72 Speed EVs to outspeed. Something you'd be likely to have when doing a normal playthrough. Even less if you assume some IVs. 9 Defense and 18 Speed IVs also guarantee this with no EVs.
          You do still need a lot of Attack/S.Atk to guarentee the OHKO. Assuming 31 in Atk/S.Atk you'd need 216/188 EVs to KO with Waterfall/Surf respectively. This can be brought down to 108/100 EVs with a beneficial nature. 232/224 assuming no IVs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >post downgraded monotype slop team
        >thinks platinum fixes le slow hp bars
        Third version cashgrab consooomers never cease to amaze me

        Contrarian

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post downgraded monotype slop team
      >thinks platinum fixes le slow hp bars
      Third version cashgrab consooomers never cease to amaze me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

      Souless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of Platinum, which is superior in every way.
      A shit sandwich with cheese is superior to a shit sandwich but you're still eating shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Experiences with food is something everyone knows, it's rare to find a bad food analogy.
          What is seen frequently is people who complain about them due to losing an argument.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sunny Day Sweeper
      >Cripples Speed and Defense, sets Sunny Day
      >Cripples Physical Attackers, Baton Passes Evasion and OW boosts
      >Cripples Physical Attackers, counters Special Attackers, sets Sunny Day
      >Sweeper

      >Sunny Day Sweeper
      >Cripples Physical Attackers, Sweeper
      >Sunny Day Sweeper
      >Sweeper
      >Sweeper
      Platinum Flint is worse, no denying it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum is still slow as mole asses

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats a transgender myth

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is DP being slow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platinum didn’t even touch any of what you mentioned lmao, hp decreasing frame by frame was present in 4 gens in a row but twitter memed themselves into believing it’s a DP specific issue, this is just sad.
      DP isn’t slow

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Male Lopunny.
    You just KNOW

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can get behind Drifblim, but why Lopunny and Steelix? I get the whole “Lopunny is HOT” thing, but is that even a thing in Japanese? Is “sexy” synonymous with “hot” over there? And Steelix, it’s WEAK to its user’s specialty type? I don’t care if there IS a fire-oriented pun to be found there, that’s just moronic design.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And Steelix, it’s WEAK to its user’s specialty type?
      Non issue.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sets up Sunny Day only for its opponent to rape it with a boosted Fire-type move. And its only Fire-type move is Fire Fang, which sucks ass. Incredibly weak move and Steelix’s slow ass won’t be making use of that flinch chance, either. It’s moronic design, Anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is that even a thing in Japanese? Is “sexy” synonymous with “hot” over there?
      Why would it need to be? Japs can make English puns too.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the theme is hot

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    now this is a meme i haven't seen in a long time

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rapidash sets up sunny day to weaken water moves, boost the rest of the team and use 1 turn solar beams.
    >Steelix does the same if Rapidash can't set up sun. Will weaken you with screech.
    >Drifblim spreads burns and can baton pass double team and ominous wind boosts to Infernape that proceeds to rape you.
    >Lopunny has mirror coat for sneaky KOs.
    >Infernape is scary especially if Drifblim can baton pass.
    Kino and redpilled team.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weren't those the only 2 fire types available in pearl/diamond before postgame?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always love this thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about outsourced slop.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outsourced "slop" makes better teams than gayfreak does
        Damn...

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    b- bros? why is his lopunny male?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Flint is a boy. Most male trainers have male Pokémon. The ones that don't usually are because the species is locked to female, or were misinterpreted as female (Bugsy and Will in HGSS, possible cause was the error in Crystal's male/female index being replicated, Saturn might also be one since he was mistaken for a woman in one of the manga in his first appearance.)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so he won't want to frick it

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70%
    >with 5
    >when only 60% of his team isn't Fire type
    between this and the Scizor guy being moronic on how greater signs worked I think all of /vp/ needs to go back to grade school math class

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/5ths is 60%

      infernape is dual type moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        2/8 Fire types
        75% isn't fire type

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does the game still have were Pokémon of only one type are written like Fire/Fire internally?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget about volkner showing off the epic electric variety of dp! (one new mon and raichu, pachirisu not being used because it's an earlygame shitmon)
    i wouldn't mind more type diversity for gym leaders and elite fours, but i'd prefer it to be out of obligation rather than necessity. volkner and flint are only exceptions to this rule because the offering of their respective types in diamond and pearl are completely dogshit so they're forced to get creative

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ambipom with Baton Pass and stat-boosting moves
      Fricker is way too frail to pull off that strat. It's getting raped immediately 9/10 without doing anything.
      >Octillery to cover his team's weakness to Ground-types
      Not a bad idea in theory, but Octillery is slow as shit. It's getting blown out immediately by its trainer's specialty type. Why not Floatzel? It fits Volkner much more and it's guaranteed to get at least one powerful Water-type attack in before going out

      I don't mind Gym Leaders using mons outside their specialty type (in fact I encourage it) but this is just awful design. Having an unorthodox team doesn't equate to having a good team.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dig the water type cuz it's a coastal city but a lanturn would've been better
      if i were to make an epic gen 9 smogon romhack for plat i'd give him
      Luxray/Heliolisk/Eelektross/Lanturn/Kilowattrel/Electrivire

      if i wanted to be a real piece of shit
      Luxray/Regieleki/Xurkitree/Rotom-Wash/Elektross/Sandy Shocks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dp was a beta just play plat

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/5ths is 60%

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    URRGGGHHH AHHHH THE GAME IS SO EASY! !!
    AS AN ADULT MALE I NEED A C H A L L E N G E!!!
    >I'm so glad my brain isn't like this
    Feels nice just enjoying pokemon because it's a cute jrpg with characters I love and a world I love and complex mechanics and attention to detail.
    You can make the game harder by not using op pokes, items in battle, and using "set" BTW among other things.
    Difficulty is moronic to care about though, go get a hobby that challenges you fricking manchildren. People say I have the brain of a teenager all the time but at least I'm not you people.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flint is pure sovl

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How I would have done the DP type experts teams
    >Roark
    Unchanged
    >Gardenia
    Just turn her Turtwig into a Grotle
    >Maylene
    Add a Croagunk as her lead
    >Wake
    Now a dark type expert
    Murkrow, Skorupi, Skuntank, Weavile
    >Fantina
    Add a Drifloon as her lead
    >Byron
    Turn Bronzor into Bronzong and add Empoleon
    >Candice
    Now a flying type expert
    Beautifly, Noctowl, Pelipper, Mantine, Staraptor
    Barry gets Luxrzay instead of Staraptor
    >Volkner
    Now a water type expert
    Octillery, Floatzel, Gastrodon, Gyarados, Manaphy
    >Aaron
    Same team but Vespiquen becomes his ace instead of Drapion. This is because Saturn gets Drapion as his ace instead of Toxicroak
    >Bertha
    Trades her Sudowoodo for a Torterra
    >Flint
    Now a normal type expert
    Lopunny, Blissey, Clefable, Staraptor, Ambipom
    >Lucian
    Now a poison type expert
    Crobat, Skuntank, Gengar, Tentacruel, Toxicroak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, Cyrus’ ace is now Honchkrow instead of Weavile, and he should also get a new mon because 4 for the big bad is just not enough. Not sure what to give him though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Candice
      >Now a flying type expert
      frick u

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heatran keychain
        Cute.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god they don't actually let you design the games.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >70%
    It's 60%

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