>first game. >does nothing. >second game. >does nothing

>first game
>does nothing
>second game
>does nothing

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes my wienersleeve

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 was such a massive waste of potential, all these years to plan out something great and it turns out worse than the first game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, but not that worse. It's still okay, could've gone way worse.
      I still want a trilogy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally spent years designing it to rack up as many brownie points as possible
      >Raz is now a 'step-on-my-dick' crying beta male
      >Black women is in charge of Pschonauts HQ, because white man is incompetent moron
      >Game is not about curing mental illness but helping people accept their quirks
      >Villain is powerful woman, who isn't actually evil because all women are good
      >Real villain is white male, who is pathetic and privileged

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >first mission
        >it's a really shitty level with nothing interesting in it, just hospital based and there are some slot machines there
        >during simple shitty platforming non-sections they beat you over the head with the most on the nose ''evil racist white man stole from a brilliant black woman'' shit
        it was embarrassing
        The woke shit is tolerable in a good game but when it's shitty levels it just makes you think they spent time making woke shit when they could have spent that time on making the game good

        Pussy ass leftist b***hes. Neck yourselves.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Game is not about curing mental illness but helping people accept their quirks

        Literally had a mission with guy that was an alcoholic drunk . Complain all you want but the set design was amazing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally had a mission with guy that was an alcoholic drunk
          Hilarious how everything in this game depends on a little boy going around telling old people to do their fricking job.
          >Complain all you want but the set design was amazing
          Visuals mean frick all if the gameplay isnt fun.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, rent free. I didn't care about any of this because it's a fictional video game story about action platforming inside of people's minds

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The writing and world building was half the first games charm, you mean to tell me you ignored that as well?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but they added more. Raz’s family was fantastic in its own right.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too bad the rest of the supporting cast was pretty shit. The camp kids were horrendous (except Dogan's sister).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here's what I remember from the camp kids cast for the 2nd:
                >Blue punk rock b***h. Okay I guess.
                >Some orange hair girl who's whole personality is being a total c**t with no redeemable qualities. Complete shit.
                >Some smarmy paraplegic mexican who's only paraplegic to give "flavor" to his character. Boring and shit.
                >Some iranian or something b***h who...skateboards, I guess? That's it. Shit.
                >Don Cheadle kid who's just there to be bland. Shit.
                >Dogan's sister who's there to be one of the best characters in the game. Naturally, she's just a recycle of one of the kids from the first game.

                This game would go up 2 whole points from a 6/10 if the camp kids had even half of the intrigue and personalities from the first one.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > Raz’s family was fantastic in its own right.
              You mean another group of characters that stands around doing frick all?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              his sister was a b***h who threw rocks at him, his brother hated him and his younger siblings were annoyed by him. the only one who coddled him was his mom. you could tell they have a mother and son routine of her sucking him off before bedtime.

              very inappropriate. shit game

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His onee-san was pretty nice to him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything you said is wrong
        >Raz is still a wienery and snarky kid forbthe most part
        >the boss is a still a white man, he’s not incompetent, just temporarily possessed
        >levels are built around fixing peoples addictions, PTSD, depression, anxiety, etc
        >no she was still pretty evil, but got mind wiped into believing she was someone else long enough to mellow out. The villain they actually made fully sympathetic was the one from the first game, and they had already done that with the VR game
        >Romanians aren’t white

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Accurate analysis also it was disgusting to be inside the brains of elderly homosexuals and they basically raped the body they borrowed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe how much was so obviously cut from 2. The entire class thing doesn't work at all because it's entirely missing an arc. It's like a whole season of a TV show's development happened in an hour.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It felt like they were setting up an entire other continuation, if not in a sequel then in a comic or something.

        I wouldn't mind it getting an animation like Costume Quest did.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man, raz get to frick that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >raz and lili hug
      >little does raz know she is dripping with my seed in that very moment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's into that shit

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how they bothered giving her underwear when the only way to even know they exist is trough exploits.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was she supposed to do, run around with her stupid c**t flapping around all willy nilly?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea, just odd that they looked at the pixely mess of her polka dot undies in the first game and thought
        >You know what, lets put that in but in HD.
        It could have easily been just an empty void or a colorless piece of geometry her legs stick to.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first mission
    >it's a really shitty level with nothing interesting in it, just hospital based and there are some slot machines there
    >during simple shitty platforming non-sections they beat you over the head with the most on the nose ''evil racist white man stole from a brilliant black woman'' shit
    it was embarrassing
    The woke shit is tolerable in a good game but when it's shitty levels it just makes you think they spent time making woke shit when they could have spent that time on making the game good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked the hospital-cum casino level, that kind of eerie surrealism at least reminded me of the first game. Compare the completely dull psychedelic level and the one where you're in a library and then in Chinatown for some reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All those levels were pure ass, except the hospital one, which was just mediocre. I think the only world that matched the feel and creativity of the first game's was the cooking show one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The cooking show level was good, too. I also give the first level credit for reminding me of the Meat Circus. The Grulovia dark ride level was good too. For the rest, I don't know what Tim Schafer was doing all this time. Maybe the idea the game had to be a 3D platformer was holding them back. I don't think any fan of the first game really cared about the platforming, it was more the themes that gave each level a different format. They could have made each level in 2 a different genre.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm content with merely her existence.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why even bring in soe of the old cast if the only relevant person is Ford. Sasha, Milla and Oleander just sit around doing nothing.
    Also the new costumes for all of them suck ass, it doesnt matter you can change into the first games outfit later on, theres literally no other reason Raz had to change outside of him loosing brain cells as he hands over his clothes to the interns.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks Raz raw
    >fricks Raz raw and projcts the mental image of the conception to everyone in the vicinity
    I mean, I wouldn't call it nothing

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it was disappointing how Lili, Sasha, and Milla hardly do anything in the second game. At least you get to work with them in the first and last levels. I mean, I understand they didn't want the original cast to overshadow the new characters, but the new characters are all boring, they're just three different cohorts of indistinct characters that I don't care about. They even managed to make the mental problems of the Psychic 6 boring. The game doesn't even let Bob Zanotto's idea of Lili do anything when you're in his mind. The throwaway gag with her having a different voice was funny, but it would have actually been interesting to interact with a "Lili" that is possibly very different from the Lili Rasputin knows. Maybe he needs this Lili to help him do something in Bon Zanotto's mind, and of course the mental Lili has no idea who Raz is and no particular reason to help him, but he tries to find some common ground with her anyway.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i’m glad a sequel exists but definitely nothing like its predecessor. i consider the first psychonauts my favorite video game. it was a world i never wanted to leave, the summer camp, the other interesting students. part two all the characters are hateable and even raz turns to a dumb pussy. i’ll always love part 1, it has dogan

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to cum on her face

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she coyly asks raz for a kiss
    >he beta males out and pretends to have not quite heard, gets embarrassed and misses the opportunity
    >instead of grabbing her and vigorously mating pressing her in the bushes.
    >she, behind razs back, like all women, goes to cope with her perceived rejection and instead gets thoroughly mating pressed by Bobby Zilch

    If YOU dont mating press your love interest, kids, someone else will.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you a delusional cuckold, what part of your brain got fried early on to make you think like this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        betas like (You) deserved to be cucked for not taking your shot
        Guarantee, since you got so triggered by the last part of the comment, you are the type of guy im referencing who spent all of his time in school pretending to be the nice, chivalrous type "oh no m'lady im not interested in the sex im an honest gent" and just cant cope with the reality every single girl who ever showed an interest moved on and fricked your bobby zilch instead.
        Sad life for (You) really. Take them by the pigtails and show them you own them is how they want you to act.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming. Raz won. Lili declared her love for his dick loudly and proudly in front of the snitching israelite girl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, she settled for her boy crush raz, AFTER she fricked the camp. Shes used goods, sloppy seconds for raz because he waited instead of dominating her.
        Imagine not knowing this about teenage girls.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Teenage
          She's 10. Probably doesn't even have peach fuzz yet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Girls often kickstart their puberty earlier.
            Ancient evolutionary trait that was meant to ensure offsprings early and often.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She did something in both games: made my dick hard.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lili fricked every boy at camp
    Why would she do that? Lili fricks grown men.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PEAK comfy.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psychonauts is a 10/10 and Psychonauts 2 is a 9/10.
    Rhombus is a fun little puzzle game too. I was surprised that Tim was able to keep them feeling in character so many years later, and that they avoided baiting with nostalgia for the most part.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lili watch Vinesauce

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first game
    nifty little btier platformer with interesting premise
    >second game
    total trash

    what happened to tim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been pulling funds from his projects for the last 10 years to fund his magnum opus
      brutal legend 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more likely broken age 2

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lilisex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LILI SEXOOOOOOOOO

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