>first time gm
>finally get a couple of newbies and a more experienced player
>newbie 1: will only play her super special custom race and refuses to fight
>newbie 2: outright tells me her character hates newbie 1's race right off the bat
>experienced player as it turns out only does "funny" joke meme characters who do wacky lolsorandumb stuff
This is going to tough isn't it.