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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want longer games with realistic graphics made by people who are paid less to work more and i'm not kidding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >realistic graphics
      That’s gonna be a “gross” from me chief

    • 1 month ago
      Santa Claus

      Realistic graphics eat up budget, storage space, bloat the system requirements and actually look uglier than a good artstyle and soulless.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just say you're cringe next time instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      If a game doesn't have at least a 1hr/$ of good content (excluding time wasting collectibles) I'm not buying.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nose too big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hat too small.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Schreier is a israelite.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes they are. dragon quest 11 has no reason to be 50 hours. it's just dragging at that point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jrpgshit is shit
      OH NO!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This pissed me off enough that I quit playing during the third "act". 'oh hey, finally here's some meaningful character development in act 2... actually, nevermind lol we want to pad the game for another dozen hours or so and don't want to build new assets'

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Video games are too long, good video games are too short. Him simply saying that video games are too long means that he acknowledges that modern video games are shit, he's just too cowardly to say that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Red Dead 2 was a great video game and it was a bit too long.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Western muh reality shite is not a good game. Such mechanics immediately make it movieshit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's excellent, shut up. RDR2 has tons of interactivity

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >RDR2 has tons of transeractivity
            FTFY sista

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Cosby room thing that Xittergays have been crying about make flat earthers seam reasonable

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual again? Someone post the one where he encourages killing goys. I hope no one takes this moronic clown seriously.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends upon what he means by that.

    For 100% there's no such thing as too long if the game itself is fun enough to make you want to do so but main campaign should absolutely be 10 hours or less.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just like his nose

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that fricking moron. Videogame journalism was a mistake.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up, casual.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jannies are Black folk

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do ~~*they*~~ constantly push bad and subversive ideas in literally every single subject matter?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jannies when you criticize God's chosen people

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. Games that are pointlessly long because they shove in a bunch of pointless and unfun busywork, and fill the world with ubisoft towers aren't suddenly great for being long.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 200h into tactics ogre reborn. I had no idea this old game was so expansive. Its great.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just in the way the hours are distributed
    It should be 10 different playthroughs of 2 hours instead of a single playthrough of 20 hours

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will pay $100 for a 3 hours video game soon enough.

    And you will be happy.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In what way are three 6 hour games superior to one 18 hour game?
    It's the quality that matters, not the length.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should be able to replay a game at least once a day if it's that good.

      There aren't over 36 hours in a day so it's bad to be 18 hours long.

      Also, everyone know this is true because people don't play Monopoly with the real rules for a reason and it's because it's meant to go on stupidly long if you don't institute house rules to stop it.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The audacity of you newbies trying to claim this shit

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so is his lifespan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah hopefully this rotten israelite is dead soon, im tired of his ugly face

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anime sight
    >sight
    lmao, how brown is your skin you ugly third world spic

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the right length for a videogame?

    Mine is 70 to 80 hours.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the game, nobody wants a survival horror game to be 30+ hours, consider how much Alien Isolation overstays its welcome compared to a Resident Evil game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then 10 hr games should be 10 dollars, 20 to 30 hr games should be 30 dollars, and 40 and above hr games should be 50 dollars.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Money spent and time played have no correlation.

          You don't spend 30 hours in a theater. You don't spend 5 hours eating a sandwich. Stop being moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're an idiot and a fricking commie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      66 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >main campaign
      10 hours or less.
      >side/post game
      No limit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the genre
      >Open world
      20-30 hours, 50-60 with side content
      >Linear
      7-15 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RPG: 30h main quest(s), 50h with side content
      Linear: 10-20h
      Witcher 3 fricking drags on and on and on and on, as much as I like it replaying it is annoying

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ignore most major releases and even I have difficulty getting through my backlog, I hate this israelite but he's right

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can sit and binge a movie in a couple hours
    i can sit and binge the entirety of the lotr movies in a single evening
    i can binge an entire season of a tv show in one day but a single video game with inferior writing where im actively mixing gameplay with that story? oh that’ll be a couple week log commitment. good luck remembering all that shit AND remaining interested to the end AND not getting burned out by the same mechanics for 60 hours

    A 30+ hour long gaming experience should be rare and reserved for the rare titles like rdr2. not every single open world slop.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please keep ethnicity discussion on /misc/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop being a b***h, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick off jidf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ~~**~~ we SEE you, you aren't fooling anyone anymore../..

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if anything they are too short, 10hrs for 70 bucks?! get outta here

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A game I love can never be too long.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right though. Worst part is people drool over 200 hours long games such as Witcher 3, AssCreed RPGs, Elden Shit, BotW etc. I personally hate them and I doubt I will ever bring myself to finish a game like that again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the Witcher 3 even 200 hours?

      I've been playing it finally and doing all the side shit so I'm well past 100 hours now but I'm pretty sure if I just did the main shit I'd have been done long ago.

      Unnecessary side quests aren't part of main campaign length which is the true length of a game. Anything you don't have to do to roll credits isn't part of the game length.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the Witcher 3 even 200 hours?
        Yes, with all the side content and DLCs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't read the rest of the post
          Gen 1 Pokémon is easily completed in about an hour per badge AKA 8 hours while completing the dex is going to take more like 20 hours. By your logic Gen 1 Pokémon is now a 20 hour game and you know damn well it's not.

          Nothing forces you to complete the dex so that is not part of the game length. Side shit doesn't matter.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. A games story/campaign shouldn't be longer than 20 hours,

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schreier.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's true. I wish we could go back to where you had a decent pick of different game lengths. Now every fricking game from AAA to the most poorgay indie shit is all 100s of hours of grinding and slogging through shit. There's just so many games I have had to shelve recently because I just don't have the fricking time for every game being 50 plus hours just for the main shit. It genuinely sucks and is robbing every bit of joy I get from this stupid hobby.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gas yourself OP, if you want 70 sheckels you better make a long quality game with no troony devs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gas yourself too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because publicly acting like you’re the next hitler is really going to win you those votes
        stupid ass troony still mad Trump took away your rights to govt paid wiener removal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does he care? It's not like he plays them.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sign of a great game is that I beat it and immediately want to play through all of it again.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem isn't that games are too long it's that every game now wants to be the ONLY game you play. Not every single game needs to have a battle pass. Why does every single game now need to have seasons?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dab on ‘em, Jason!

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    video games are too short
    >tfw spent 40 hours on stranger of paradise and felt like i got ripped off
    >i bought it for 20$ too

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up homosexual

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's right you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only truth shown here is that schrier is a homosexual moron who hates the medium and is just in it for a "career" cause no one would hire him to do anything else.
      Video games are too short, every late 90s jrpg had more fricking content and length than just about anything that comes out today, running around climbing towers to reveal pointless "sidequests" that are just mmo quests that reward 300 gold are not content.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder this is what Jason sounds like and is why he rarely ever talks

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    watch the first 2 minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Kotaku is gay. Nothing new

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's another 4 words:

    israelites are too rich.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Shreier ate my foreskin.
    I just can't stand quiet anymore...

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Schreier is too alive

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's right
    most games don't respect your time
    but most gamers don't respect their own time either
    having that fact even implicitly pointed out causes much pain, hence the pathetic reeeeeing itt

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Persona games are too long

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the greatest games of all time are below 20 hours. any longer and the devs are just sucking themselves off

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers agreeing with him ITT

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, reviewers are gays who no longer think like a regular gamer. They *need* games to be shorter, so they can review more in less time.
    Jason Schreier has been a gay forever.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is my dick but you don't hear me complaining.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    middle-aged israeli journos aren't the target audience. Find a new hobby/career, and leave the game-playing to people who actually like playing games

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baldurs Gate 3 is making me now agree with this

    It took me forever to reach Act 3 and the moment i was gonna reach it by beating ketheric, he teleported away and had to spend another few hours playing

    then when i was about to enter act 3, got flanked by fricking frog people because i went against the queen

    then when i entered act 3, i had to watch multiple cutscenes and forced into a battle before even getting to move my character in act 3

    its just fricking too much. The game is giving me fatigue and im getting so fricking bored and i havent even made it to baldurs gate where it does get overwhelming with content. Id rather have a shorter game if it gave me more meaningful choices instead of railroading you for hours

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"video games are too long!"
    >"video games should cost more!"
    lmoa imagine saying people should pay $100 for a 2 hour long movie because you're such a paid shill for AAA publishers

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything above 10 hours is a waste of time.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    game I like = too short
    game I dislike = too long
    Don't complain about long games, complain about bad games.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vs
    Fill the games with pointless busywork for maximum ""retention""

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah video games should be shorter and cost more, we get it, you're a subversive israelite

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >video games are too long
    No, we are simply too short.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be a "respect my time" mode to modern games. The average age of gamers is getting higher every year.
    People can't just put in 100+ hours into every title like they did when they used to.
    Have a mode that cuts out all grind and time wasting bullshit, and leave normal mode for people who want to play it normally.

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