Fix gamefreak in 3 words

Fix gamefreak in 3 words

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No more Johto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hang your self
      >b-but "yourself" is one wor-
      Don't care, cope and arrest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        14 words, homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hire more people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real time combat

      >Kill more people
      >Hire Junichi Masuda

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Junichi Masuda

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real time combat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless they did something like Digimon World this would be intensely embarrassing handled by Game Freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TPC is over.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Abolish copyright laws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick would that help? With no copyright laws, we wouldn't have Pokemon at all because nobody would be incentivized to work on something that was legal to just pirate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right, because nobody has passion. That's why there's no fangames for Pokemon made for free.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fangames
          i shiggy diggy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your dislike of fangames is noted but irrelevant because my point is just that people will make games they care about either way. People make fangames NOW and it's illegal to do so. Imagine being able to hire professionals and set up crowdfunding projects explicitly for the purpose of making a Pokemon game that's every bit as "official" as Red and Blue Version.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay but this would instantly break compatibility between games because there would be no central authority deciding what is official or not, so different games would use different data structures for Pokemon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >With no copyright laws, we wouldn't have Pokemon at all
        lol
        lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no copyright laws make it legal to pirate
        No, it makes it legal to make fanworks without getting your dick flattened.
        If I put out a book with no copyrights on it, you still have to pay for it.
        Apples aren't copyrighted, but the store can bust your kneecaps for them.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    National Dex returns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only correct answer so far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that honestly your biggest issue? XY, USUM were just fine and dandy but SwSh crossed a line and the ability to transfer Frogadier is the only thing keeping you from liking it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >XY, USUM were just fine and dandy
        correct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >even XY and USUM are better than current shit
        Yeah, sadly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, if your franchise is regularly releasing games worse than the boundlessly mediocre games like xy and usum then you're clearly making horrible mistakes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Listen, if your franchise is regularly releasing games worse than the boundlessly mediocre games like bw then you're clearly making horrible mistakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this fixes the piss easy story you have to lug through to play online
      >this fixes the animations
      >this fixes the graphics and frame rate issues
      Why are dexgays so insufferable? National dex didn’t save gen 6 from being terrible either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t want to catch ‘em all
        Just admit you don’t like pokemon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never said that, I said the games have bigger problems than the national dex. Battling is more fun than catching pokemon anyways

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I agree, those things really made playing through Gen 5 unbearable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never played gens 4 or 5 so I’m not sure what you mean.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hang your se-ACK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ACK
      Where did this originate from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /qa/, maybe? It's the sound of a troony choking on their noose.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More Charizard forms

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sell to microsoft

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by going bankrupt

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kill buy gays

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hire another studio.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Add more shota

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No more Cynthia

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire/kill everyone and go bankrupt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's six words

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon Dating Sim
    Conceptually shit, but financially successful, the investment is small, the games are easy and quick to make and you can earn more money with the characters, costumes or DLC events.

    Contra is the first sign that the ship is sinking, that and the pachinko versions.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4-9 are retconned

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon red reboot

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop annual releases.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shirtless dev calendars

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KyoAni arson incident

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smogon in charge

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no need.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you "fix" this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bold of you to assume that those sales numbers are because they're actually good and not because the switch is THE console for normies who will buy whatever is a part of a large franchise, after all why do you think the mcu is so popular?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut it down

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only Kanto Pokemon

    or

    Stick to 151

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but gen 2 is cool too, r-r-right? steel type is totally a good addition along with eggs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ew, hell no.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >b-b-b-but gen 2 was really just an extension of gen 1! Satoshi Tajiri actually worked on gen 2! it's og in spirit!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1. N
            2. O
            3. !

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >nooooooooooooooo! my dogshit farmville-tier rpg with no interesting ideas is just as good as Red and Blue!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Which Pokémon Generation Has The Best Designs?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 1. Sorry shill I don't have to watch your video to know the correct answer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but gen 2 is cool too, r-r-right? steel type is totally a good addition along with eggs

      Ew, hell no.

      >b-b-b-but gen 2 was really just an extension of gen 1! Satoshi Tajiri actually worked on gen 2! it's og in spirit!

      1. N
      2. O
      3. !

      >nooooooooooooooo! my dogshit farmville-tier rpg with no interesting ideas is just as good as Red and Blue!

      take your meds, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tries to be like a Kanto Fan
      >Fails to know there's only 150 Pokémon
      Pure Idiot of Stupidity

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Longer development time

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Merger with Capcom

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    actual competent people

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make frickable pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      loose gym leaders

      Immersive porn experience

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Change genres entirely.

    Pokemon's fantasy and core appeal is much better-suited to a pet simulator game with minigames like Nintendogs than any kind of combat RPG.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horde vs. Horde battles

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    loose gym leaders

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Abandon single battles

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "We declare bankruptcy"

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Ishihara, Masura

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bought by microsoft

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only need 2
    Atlus Takeover

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Longer development cycles

  40. 2 years ago
    Barely Mario QM

    go bankrupt now

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Shigeru Ohmori

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PROFITS
    THROUGH
    BETTERMENT

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bugs in anus

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hire better programmers

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bugs in anus

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microtransactionless Pokemon MMO

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    COPYASTING
    GAMES

    All of their games are literally the same thing, with same mechanics and the consooomers keep guzzling that shit just like with mario, zelda, etc.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Turner returns

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frickable female trainers.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reduce Profits Drastically.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon type Charizard.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put in effort

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kill tpci now

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filter all children

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy:

    DRP
    Delete
    Rhydon
    Permanently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, DRP. That has a really good ring to it. I could totally see that on a coffee mug or as a bumper sticker. Of course we would have to change the R to "Rhyperior", but that's obvious because no one in their right mind would hate Rhydon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        O RLY?
        I see nothing about Rhydon being unhateable on the internet.
        And it's clearly the cause behind the downfall of Gamefreak. (Not Charizard like some people would think, it was Rhydon all along)
        Now that i think about it, why would anyone chose Rhydon over every single other Kaijumon, since all of them are major improvements.
        Nobody cares about that thing unless it's for it to evolve into something much better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Treat your elders with respect

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't one of the bases for every story to "Kill the father"?
            Seems like it checks out after all.

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