fix it

fix it

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the MCs get +500 ng/dL of testosterone for the rest of the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's an unhealthy level

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for gays. for Chads, that's their pre-workout level.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is the incel obsession with working out?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Men think that lifting weights will get them a girlfriend.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make Episode Ardyn and the novel not official
    Make the combat more than Hold O bullshit
    Limit how many items a player can use in the fight or limit how many times you can enter the bleedout mode
    Remove the whole romance aspect with Luna

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Done.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH GOD IT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE JUST LET NOMURA MAKE HIS GAME IT'S BEEN 16 YEARS AND I STILL CAN'T FORGET IT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nomura had his chance but decided to make KH4 instead of Verum Rex because "i'm worried about Sora"
        Fuck that gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          true but i'm hoping after kh4 we'll get a full on versus spiritual successor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something something Code Geass and Gundam 00 are the best /m/ series and FF should act like it's on /m/ and not /a/
      >something something CLAMP manga because FF needs more inspiration from dark shoujo pretty boy manga by and for fujoshi
      >something something Yasumi Matsuno and something something real life political discourse, social commentary, psychology and melodrama making Versus 13 the true successor to FF12
      >something something writeups and I agree with almost every point and NO I'M NOT KIDDING [spoiler]except for the part where Stellafag tries to take responsibility off Hajime Tabata for ruining Versus[/spoiler]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tries to take responsibility off Hajime Tabata for ruining Versus

        he did ruin Versus.
        Hell, he ruined the gameplay of Versus by making it casual pandering shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you engage it with all the extraneous shit attached to it, it's enjoyable.

    That said, that should not have been how it went down.

    Play up to the beach resort -- watch the youtube anime, play the game with the dlcs (gladiolus is mediocre for story but the other 2 character dlcs and ardyns dlc are good.) watch Kingsglaive then play COMRADES long enough to get a feel for the story of the world that occurs during the time skip (comrades has better gameplay than the base game, with actual customizable weapons and shit. shame it's mission based, but it's much more difficult than the base game so the challenge is actually a nice change of pace) then after you do all that

    Read that one novel. Tada the end.

    Too much work if you arent doing it cheaply. Book had some great scenes that could / should have been part of the game (Aranea in niflheim, dealing with the Weapon we see obliterate noctis' kingdom in the earliest cutscenes)

    Yeah..... If you do all that legwork you might enjoy the totality of it but it's still a mess of a mess. But it's worth the 12 bucks or less i payed for it on sale so fuck it i got my moneys worth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the novel retell the whole story, or just fill in parts? Can it be read without playing the game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does the novel retell the whole story, or just fill in parts? Can it be read without playing the game?

        the Novel is the true ending due to plot retcons introduced in the Ardyn DLC

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean like, does it just pick up somewhere in the middle of the game's story or does it start from the beginning?
          Is it
          >FFXV: The Novel: Featuring A New Ending
          or
          >Oh Yeah By The Way This Stuff Also Happened

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to say the middle, like around the timeskip

            All I saw was the cliffnotes that made it sound like a trainwreck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fills in from when noctis enters the crystal. Aranea's storyline in the book is actually pretty badass and will make you wish we got to play it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fix it

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove every part after you leave on the boat and it gets railroaded

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CTRL + SHIFT + A
    BACKSPACE

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see...
    >world is too empty and takes too long to traverse with not much to discover
    >story doesn't really fit the open world design; having to use the dog to time travel just so you can finish up open world stuff doesn't make any sense in the context of the story
    >most sidequests are really boring
    >fast travel is annoying to use; should just let you open the map, pick a location, and send you there with the car
    >menace dungeons are just lazy copy+paste jobs
    >magic system is terrible and you end up not using it because of the friendly fire
    >game punishes you for exploring on foot; raised roads everywhere that you have to run a long distance to get around when you're out in the wilderness
    >major plot points are told only through the DLC, making it feel like they intentionally removed them from the game to charge extra for them
    >combat is annoying in areas where the camera sits behind some bushes or other scenery, making it impossible to see what's happening
    The number one problem for me was how long it took to explore on foot and how little there was to actually find. I'd say 40% of the game time was just running through the wilderness.
    I still liked the game overall, but it's fairly low in my rankings of FF games.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe don't use an asset gallery for monsters, cars, and people

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so you don't need to keep a single button pressed for 100% of the gameplay.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd fix 90% of this game's problems if the Royal Tombs were the focus for the bulk of it.
    Rather than having the characters just stumble on things randomly to advance the plot give it some more structure, you go to a town that's near a Royal Tomb and have to help them with their problems before they show you where it is, this way it strengthens the roadtrip feeling even when you're ignoring side content and it gives characters an opportunity to shine, the game's already divided into chapters so lean into that more by having it be a proper episodic thing.
    Get rid of the random camping hangout events and incorporate them into the main story with a proper budget and animation work.
    Also completely rework the way dungeons work, the shitty zoomed in camera while the characters slowly walk around hunched over doesn't really work and creates a weird disconnect between the overworld and the dungeons, just have you retain your usual control scheme while you're inside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'd fix 90% of this game's problems if the Royal Tombs were the focus for the bulk of it.
      Rather than having the characters just stumble on things randomly to advance the plot give it some more structure, you go to a town that's near a Royal Tomb and have to help them with their problems before they show you where it is, this way it strengthens the roadtrip feeling even when you're ignoring side content and it gives characters an opportunity to shine, the game's already divided into chapters so lean into that more by having it be a proper episodic thing.

      I can get behind this.

      >Get rid of the random camping hangout events and incorporate them into the main story with a proper budget and animation work.

      Absolutely not

      >Also completely rework the way dungeons work, the shitty zoomed in camera while the characters slowly walk around hunched over doesn't really work and creates a weird disconnect between the overworld and the dungeons, just have you retain your usual control scheme while you're inside.

      Never thought one way about this or a not.

      My biggest thing was the story. The skeleton for what they wanted to accomplish is magnificent. Instead we got half a game then a rushed ending. There is the potential for a fantastic Greek Tragedy. Instead we got "I can't believe it's not Anime" condensed aged milk. And I love anime shit.

      God it could have been so goddamn good. It's such a shame. Everything else is at least servicble, and road tripping with your bro brahs is a blast.

      Also that OST was fucking top notch

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's just a me thing but I absolutely hate the way the hangout events were handled, the fact that you have to rest at a specific spot and sometimes even eat a specific meal in order to trigger them is absurd considering this is a majority of the party's characterization.
        It basically forces you to rest even if you don't want or need to and if you want to get all of them you'll most likely need a guide, especially since some of them aren't even at campsites and you have to go to a specific inn to trigger them.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could fuck that blond twink senseless, I sometimes fantasize with a threesome with him and that gay gay prince who's the protagonist, widening their assholes with my dick until they're gaping anuses, Lord help me

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the phone romance communication plot between Noctis and Luna and make it like this one anon did

    [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That honestly would’ve been way better

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just revert the gameplay changes made between the episode duscae demo and release
    Fuck it revert the graphics too as they looked better aswell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I half thought Ignis was going to drop a car on the monster.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote an essay to my self how I’d fix it years ago but forgot most of it. My solution basically was to use the easiest engine possible to cut down dev time. Outsource the combat to platinum or at least have them supervise it’s development (they were working on nier automata during this time). And probably my boldest move, I’d release the game in two parts to bring to life Nomura’s grand vision. I know that’s the last thing people would have wanted after XIII and it’s sequels but I don’t care, the video game customer is almost never right and they don’t know what they want.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rpg maker :^)

      alternatively, can we go back to suikoden level sprites. The best of the best can seperate themselves by their attention to the spritework and all it's variations. Cut voicing down to planescape levels (responses, short answers, the most important lines only) and give us back text to move along. I wanna see worlds from airships, submaArines, Windian females turning into birds and i want games to come with maps again that make you go "man i wonder if that continent is where the big bad is" Hell how can you not look at maps like might and magic world of xeen with its fantastic nature and not wanna go back. both west and east agreed. We must abandon the empty world and the corridors.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give up on trying to tell a story. Noctis is going to become king in one year and he is taking his time going on a fun road trip adventure actively trying to not worry about being king but simultaneously doing quests and finding out that he is kingly and also unlocking cool abilities. Basically all the cool road trip shit I liked without the story that ruins it

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cut out the weird middle America pit stop gas station route 66 vibe. Make the city the main open world and bring back the Shakespeare inspired magic Yakuza elements from the versus XIII trailers where Noctis could see dead people with his Uchiha eyes and prayed to the goddess of death.

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