fix this stupid shit

use this thread to frick up the stupid evolution bloat that gf has let slide for too long
if your mon:
>evolves by trading
>evolves with some stupid ass one-off item
>some other stupid bullshit
Then fix it here

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    by trading
    if you have a problem with this then you're outing yourself as an autist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you DONT have a problem with this you're outing yourself as someone who never replays the old games (aka a sooner)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of those needs fixing. frick off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes i love my bag being filled with tons of unique bullshit items that have no purpose. Its even worse if its a trade evo AND requires a stupid ass item.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes i love my bag being filled with tons of unique bullshit items that have no purpose.
        You can sell them moron. PLAY THE FRICKING GAME.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >PLAY THE FRICKING GAME

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the fricking point of being here then? b***hing endlessly about a kids game you don't even play? How pathetic do you have to be that is how you spend your time? Wasting it on this?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual esl shill lmfao hahahahahahaha

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Boo hoo baby is mad kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kys troony

                HOLY BASED FRICK

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kys troony

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      trade evolution does

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're delusional if you don't think Pokémon has item bloat.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discuss the evolution mechanics of Tyrogue.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retcon dusk and moon stone into one item called night stone
    >retcon shiny, dawn, and sun stones into one item called light stone
    >retcon rhyperior, dusknoir, electivire, magmar, aromatisse, and slurpuff to vanilla trade evolutions
    >retcon every other “trade while holding item” evolution to simply work like applin instead
    >remove all the memories and make it a single key item that lets you choose silvally’s form exactly like how the rotom catalog works

    there I fixed it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dusk Stone and Moon Stone serve different functions. The Dusk and Dawn stones just need to be used more, instead of Gamefreak making up stupid new items and gimmicks to evolve Pokemon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dusk Stone and Moon Stone serve different functions
        No they don't.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dusk is the dark/ghost evo stone. Moon is the magic/fairy stone.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Moon is [FANFIC]

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dusk Stone is for Dark and Ghost types.
              Moon Stone is open for all slightly moon-related Pokémon.
              Dawn Stone is for gender-related evos.
              Shiny Stone is for fairy-like Pokémon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Moon is [FANFIC]

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dusk is the dark/ghost evo stone. Moon is the magic/fairy stone.

                >retcon dusk and moon stone into one item called night stone
                >retcon shiny, dawn, and sun stones into one item called light stone
                >retcon rhyperior, dusknoir, electivire, magmar, aromatisse, and slurpuff to vanilla trade evolutions
                >retcon every other “trade while holding item” evolution to simply work like applin instead
                >remove all the memories and make it a single key item that lets you choose silvally’s form exactly like how the rotom catalog works

                there I fixed it

                English/Japanese
                >Dusk Stone/Dark Stone
                >Shiny Stone/Light Stone
                >Dawn Stone/Awakening Stone
                They all serve different functions if you take the original names into account. Shiny Stone admittedly does sound like a Fairy type evo stone, but then you have Roserade in there seemingly at random instead of as a Sun Stone evo, and Cincinno avoided a Fairy retcon in Gen 6 so maybe light is supposed to mean power/energy in this context, who knows. Dawn Stone can and should be used more often though, especially to evolve Wyrdeer and Overqwil now that Styles are gone, provided they know the appropriate moves of course. If you want even more use for it, toss in Yanmega, Tangrowth, and Mamoswine.

                >Moon is [FANFIC]

                Moon Stone is a catchall stone with no real connecting thread across its evolutions. The Nidos are royalty now? Delcatty and Wigglytuff have soft fur? Musharna and Clefable are pink? The Nidos are Medium-Slow while the rest are Fast.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They all serve different functions
                no they don't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                then why cant i use a dusk stone to evolve my roselia you pedant

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moonstone is for magic/fairy or related to moon
              >Nidoran line
              >skitty

              ??

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will have to use my superior insight and knowledge into mythology and visual design to solve your questions.
                >Skitty
                It has an obvious crescent moon on its face
                >Nidoran line
                Because of their rabbit-like appearance, this might be related to the mythical Moon rabbit which is very popular in East Asia

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dusk Stone evos minus Doublade now evolve via Moon Stone, Doublade becomes a Dawn Stone evo
    >Shiny Stone evos now evolve via Sun Stone
    >Lucario becomes a Dawn Stone evo
    >Ice Stone stays the same
    easy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do this shit instead

    >A stone for every type, remove trade evolutions that use items and item evos and replace them with stones instead.
    >Dragonic Stone (Dragon), Radiant Stone (Fairy), Toxic Stone (Poison), Mineral Stone (Steel), Tough Stone (Rock), Sandy Stone (Ground), Dark Stone (Dark), Mythical Stone (Psychic), Energy Stone (Fighting), Neutral Stone (Normal), Infested Stone (Bug), Possessed Stone (Ghost), Float Stone (Flying)

    >Keep Moon and Sun stones, establish them as Time-based stones. Remove Dusk/Shiny and replace the evolutions that require them with Moon/Sun stones instead and some elemental stone evos.
    >Retcon Dawn stone into a new stone called Potential Stone which fits the role of the stone better than the previous naming that relied on moronic superfluous Japanese meanings that nobody will get it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's already an item called Float Stone

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geology time.
    Fire Agate, Enhydros Sapphire, Shiller Moonstone, Fossil Imprint, Flint, Raw Topaz, Chysoberyl, Phantom formation Smokey Quartz, Trapechie Emerald or Star Emerald, Ice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this.
      And the Float Stone? Pumice?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic please.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The moonstone is not a irl moonstone
      Always bothered me

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only evolution that was ever a problem was Galarian Yamask.
    Even faux br*'*sh don't deserve that.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing wrong with trade evolutions but I'm gonna make up some dumb specific retcons for trade evo mons now that Gamefreak is going balls to the wall with them.
    >Kadabra: Defeat 10 Steel type Pokemon with a Psychic type move
    >Hunter: Successfully use the move Dream Eater between midnight and 4:AM
    >Poliwhirl: After using the move Round, receive an Encore
    >Boldore: Survive a "beam" move (Ice Beam, Solar Beam, Steel Beam) 3 times without fanting.
    >Onix: Level up while your defense and speed are boosted to +6
    >Porygon: Resist an incoming attack by using Conversion/Conversion 2
    >Porygon2: After using Conversion/Conversion2, take a super effective attack.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poliwhirl's is a little bit silly, but all the other ones are very soulful. I like them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Defeat 10 Steel type
      Just... Why?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bending spoons

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell were they thinking with Dawn Stone?
    Just 2 evolutions

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLA already fixed all these issue.
    Linking Cables should be in S/V

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving a shit about trade evolutions in 2023

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ok time to evolve my bro just let me trade it to some shut in online OOPS HE STOLE IT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >things that never happens...to people with social skills
        Silly that you call the other person a shut in online yet you don't have a single trustworthy person to trade.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with one or two gimmicky evos like the Hitmone but all the shit that's like, evolve with one exclusive item that only exists to evolve this single Pokemon or insane shit like Runerigus has to fricking go

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ice stone was literally a retcon just so gamer freak's code monkeys didn't need to add the stupid mechanic to evolve leafeon and glaceon ever again

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to shove all these stones into Cynthia's anus before Seviper eats her so that she feels maximum pain and discomfort

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gtfo voregay

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