Flopwalker

No wonder that everyone quit ffxiv when square keeps shitting out dogshit patches like 6.5
Its over

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    go back to /vg/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, FF 14 is dying and it's ok. They have to update their korean-mmo like engine and after watching the last FF it seems they will use the slop engine

      https://i.imgur.com/vTlXOtd.png

      No wonder that everyone quit ffxiv when square keeps shitting out dogshit patches like 6.5
      Its over

      Eeeh, pc will save them

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More relevant than Dragonflight.
    Stay mad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BUT troonyFLIGHT DEAD
      Holy frick, how mindbroken are yoshitpee stans?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >world of warcraft out of nowhere

        But WoW and Lost ark cannot have bikini for body type B, right? Because K-games ban bikini, as we can see from BA lacking bikinis this year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how many "you just know"s can you find in this image?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new 14 patch flopping
      >comparing it to a 4 month old wow patch where everyone is waiting for the new one 1 month from now

      The pedophile brain is truly astonishing, only room for dicky and nothing else!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wowsissy making excuses
        return to your dead troony game, blizzdrone homosexual

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yikes, how is this game so fricking dead?
    Are mmos dying or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This patch has nothing to offer in terms of interesting stream content. Its still fine, but just not for dem twitch views.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >release new expansion
        >only 50k viewers
        >"This expansion has nothing to offer in terms of interesting stream content. Its still fine, but just not for dem twitch views."

        Time is a flat circle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick watches MMO streams?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autists who watch classic hc WoW streams.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FFXIV has 0 views
        >Who the frick watches streamers???
        >WoW drops 10k viewers out of 200k
        >Its over!!!!!!

        kek dabbing on your dying game

        it's had its own wotlk and soon it will be dead and burried

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Son I don't think you are old enough to legally be using this website.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike WoW, entire patches and expansions aren't spoiled on a PTR or data mined months in advance. FFXIV players don't usually watch streams the first days of a new patch or expansion as to avoid spoilers. Even then it's never been a big streamer game. Why do WoW players worship streamers anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          WoWrats always used twitch streams as a metric for how well their game is doing so it's funny to mock them with their own standards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big patch day
      >new worlo dabs all over xiv
      it's a tough world for yoshida

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow the game must be pretty popul-

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was going to hit you with the steam numbers but honestly this shit is dead af
          50k for a new expansion? pretty grim when you have more people watching on twitch than players on steam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of twitch views is unironically proof that ffxiv is an amazing game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more people waching fricking osrs than ffxiv
      it's fricking over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would honestly question the sanity of anyone watching FFXIV streams. Some games are just not meant to be played for audiences. Aside from extremely high-end content (and only when it's first released), that includes all MMOs

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally over barry defeated square enix

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >world of warcraft out of nowhere

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Barry

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail is going to propel the game into the stratosphere. It's going to be the most popular and revered game in history.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Imagine literal fat children in FULL HD this is going to be huge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it will reach Endwalker numbers. Everybody wanted to see the conclusion of Zodiark/Hydaelyn but I doubt people will turn up just for a beach episode unless it's your favorite scion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Yawntrail.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I was excited for endwalker because of the story and island adventures, but I was disappointed on both fronts. I have absolutely nothing for dawntrail. I don't care for the new story, I don't care for more DPS jobs, the graphics update turned out to be a disappointment, the new race is fricking fem hrothgars so not hanks to that aswell. There's just nothing that excites me, this might be the first expansion I won't buy on release.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the graphics update turned out to be a disappointment
        agree with everything else, but what did you expect? some kind of complete engine remake in simply a year?

        sorry, forgot to quote.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*blocks ur path*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      without asmong nobody cares about 14

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about that balding homosexual and he's not playing retoilet dead game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish that was the case.
          Tired of wowgays shitting up the thread because their pretend friend talked about it once or twice.

          ff14s biggest spike happened because amongs zoomerbase latched onto what he was shilling at the time

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That ignores the rising numbers before he started, wu-flu, and that kinobringers was fricking god tier.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF14 players made him leave the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said that the game is dead, that it looks like shit and every other online game is more responsive than XIV
        I think he's a goner

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you think?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure. Whats funny is that him shitting on this dead game spawned 2 threads on his subreddit which collectively had over 1000 posts of pure grade A industrial copium

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that was the case.
        Tired of wowgays shitting up the thread because their pretend friend talked about it once or twice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares what a balding grifter who doesn't even play games things

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW was fantastic. Yugiri is too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yugiri pleases old men for free while gathering info behind the enemy lines

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, speaking of Yugiri- do we know who the npc for the new variant dungeon is?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matsya

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.x MSQ drinking game
    >take a shot every time Zero tips her fedora
    >take a shot every time Zero waxes philosophically about friendship and trust

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive died from alcohol poisoning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero has tipped.
      Billions must drink.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a chance to play yet. Did Zero get the boot? Please tell me she won't be around past this patch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorta.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She got Ryne'd so you won't see her for some time. Probably

        Good enough for me. Holy shit was her character "development" fricking painful.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just prepare yourself because the price for getting rid of her is that this whole patch turns up the Zero wanking to 100.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >babysitting Zero and being her tour guide in the First

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but the people might get scared if the tower turns on!
              >again

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And that over there is the bar where two warriors of light from the Thirteenth hang out
              >But let's not go there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >option to tell Zero about them after everything is over
                >"Oh for real? Whoa that's crazy yeah... say hi to them for me I guess."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've disliked Zero in basically every patch, but I think she was pretty good in this one. Only telling her about them after going back to the Source was fricking ridiculous though

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've disliked Zero in basically every patch, but I think she was pretty good in this one. Only telling her about them after going back to the Source was fricking ridiculous though

                >didn't talk to ukulele after the msq
                Shame.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was more pretty shallow content, only a hint that they might decide to actually return to the 13th

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're trapped behind two layers of optional content.
                I'm honestly surprised Gaia had a speaking role.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is that even possible? Does she become the new Azem and Venat comes back from the dead just to say she was the actual hero she was waiting for all along? Every patch has been jerking this shitty character off, to the point where other character's are getting ruined just so they can suck her off.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't wanna spoil too much but trust me you will cringe a lot. The ultimate special snowflake mary sue shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got Ryne'd so you won't see her for some time. Probably

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She stays in the 13th while we move the frick on and pretend none of that happened.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody please find the femhroth in the files I know the legs are probably just on some placeholder but I'll take what I can get

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's back to pre-covid amounts of players like many other games and places like streaming/media sites.
    I am surprised not more people quit after the lackluster postcontent for endwalker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically people treating the game as second life with mods is what keeps the player count so high

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are probably more new players than veterans playing right now so post EW being insipid doesn't really matter right now

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good, the game should have been gatekept during heavensward

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use very minimal reshade that does some color correction and light enhancement
    >turn it off for a split second during cutscenes
    holy frick i forgot how fricking terrible vanilla lighting is, this is actually dogshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which reshade? I tried one but it tanked the FPS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a custom one, just disable any post processing shit on one you like

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Original:

    Reworked:

    Opinions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      horrible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe it's not OC ReMix™

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sokengays thinking he'll ever be as good as Uematsu is hilarious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a DS era Elite 4 theme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand why people wouldn't like it, but I think it's great

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait wtf the patch is out already?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second best boss music of the expansion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, I'm replacing that with the pixel remaster version immediately.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt bad
      better than myths of the realm's kazoo this patch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the flamenco boss music is pretty comfy though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what I'm referring to being the kazoo song

          ?t=42

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no relic grind in Endwalker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      I'm a wagie now so I don't have time like when I was a NEET.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you don't need a relic, you don't do content and relics themselves are useless anyway.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told everyone since 6.2 if zero dies or leave the group at the end of 6.5 I would unsub. yoshi-p you had one job, and you kill my fricking god you stupid mother fricker

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dungeon theme sucks
    >Final 20% of Zeromus is what should have been the dungeon theme while the boss just chain casts "Nostalgia"
    >Alliance Raid was okay but the music wasn't anything special
    >Can't talk to 3 of the gods which seems like massive oversight when one of the character creation options is choosing a god and it just fricks over some of the players
    >Story is back to where it began with Y'shtola still researching cross world travel, and the Lv80 Role Quest gang sitting around talking about going to the Thirteenth one day
    Feels like the dev team just lost interest.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its hard to be interested in shit you aren't allowed to do anything with. Putting the void shit behind role quests was a huge mistake. Yoship is too big a coward to ask players to get 4 jobs to 80 so the entire plotline has to be shelved until 9.0 at the earliest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure why people are so caught up on that, they can just as easily retool a couple things in the questline and change the requirements so that people don't need multiple jobs.

        If it's that important to the story (it is) then they should do it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not though.
          Having two extra ghost people on the 13th adds nothing to anyone's stories, not even theirs.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >game is more successful than it's ever been
    >in cutscenes with fighting in them our character still just stands there like a lump while everyone else gets to look cool

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two dyes system can't come any sooner

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ook ook and ryne cute faces were the only good things about this patch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Myths of the Realm was sadly the best this expac had to offer. Topping the Zodiark/Hydaelin arc will be hard. Lasat raid kinda sucked compared to the first two but I'm sad to see these gods go anyway after they went out of their way to make em look human and interact with us

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone excited over pvp gear not being role restricted
    >I think they all look like shit
    Pain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe how many people think that shit looks good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't see it looking good on any job for glam
        It looks too much "Hey guys this is my modded outfit, 10 dollars on patreon"

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oschon says Nymeia is said to be the one who came up with offering flowers to the dead
    >WoL actually teaches this to the Ancient who would become Nymeia during a sidequest in Elpis
    Fricking b***h taking credit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annoyed me that they didn't give you any dialogue options to tell him about Elpis especially if you did all the side quests and met them there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if the "you remind me of someone I met a long time ago" dialogues happen when you talk to them if you haven't done the quests

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set up the ahk script for island sanctuary gathering
    >shit gets stuck every fricking time because it doesn't know how to move
    nice shitty script it's taking longer than doing it myself

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone checked if the watcher has different dialogue after the raid?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wowbucks malding hard today, must be a good patch

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patch has some decent content with surprising levels of challenge for casual content. If this is the direction of the game going forward into DT, I'm honestly looking forward to it.
      The story was fricking garbage as has been the case with every post-EW patch barring 6.1.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really isn't, so I don't know why they're seething

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to datamine the model the mystery legs belong to or did SE predict that and she's legs all the way up?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was snoegheims role in the raid series again?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        surely you jest, you would never forget this powerhouse of a character, right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do remember, I was just joking how useless the character is

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i know

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ryne, I'm putting you on a diet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, let her get thicc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what was snoegheims role in the raid series again?
      Staring at Nophica's breasts and getting horny.
      It's relatable, which makes her a good character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snoegheims
      How do you pronounce this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        -Snow
        -egg
        -himes (like bee-hives with an 'm')

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Telling G'raha he's right for repeating the same shit (You) say

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the voice on the DouTei trailer appear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her feet did

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        her feet did

        Where they lickable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her feet did

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gran Soren... home...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All shards lead to it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope dawntrial has a city that looks like that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All shards lead to it.

      >wolves hunt in packs!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell how I crave a Dragon's Dogma 1 or 2 crossover with XIV.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can still happen, XIV did a collab with Capcom before. Dawntrail gives me big MHW vibes so I wonder if MH6 will get a crossover.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dawntrail gives me big MHW vibes
            Oh cool, I'm not the only one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand that boss, it comes up like once a year and I'm like duhhrr

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalaludo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they did this handshake animation instead of just another food porn scene.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick is this shit?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          avatargay likes discord esex with men who pretend to treat him like a little child. Pedo and homosexual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually he prefers raceplay where he submits to melanated men

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            source?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The developers are too busy accepting money from Microsoft to port the game to a platform that no one is going to play FFXIV on.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the most played jobs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summoner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ERP
      VPA(Vocal parse autist)
      DNC
      WHM

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually get mechanics boss rush at the end of Thaleia
    >All of the mechanics happen very slowly
    Fricking boring, where was Menphina's moon with Dalamud cleaving and her doing a half room freeze? Where was any other mechanic paired with balanced weights?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the average player the mechanics were super fast paced

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really thought you were gonna get anything cool when casuals run this game and cry to the official forums at any sign of a roadblock

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also has a super long charged attack where no mechanics happen and that you don't even need to use tank LB3 for
      Yeah, that boss needs a buff.
      Too bad they only know how to nerf bosses

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will never get a challenging Alliance boss ever again. Thunder God and Ultima mindbroke the shitters and the devs were forced to bend the knee. Casual content will never be fun or mechanically impressive and safe mediocrity is all that will ever happen from this point forward.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe glams but the halfmask is cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact you think modern clothing is not a staple of final fantasy as a series

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does FFIV have modern clothing?
        No, it doesn't, because it doesn't fit the setting.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does FFXIV have modern clothing?
          Yes, it does, because it fits the setting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh huh.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't fit the setting at all, actually.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eorzea is the entire setting
              Eorzea is the most backwards continent of the known world, due to the aetheric density/intensity there. Everywhere else is varying degrees more advanced. That's not even mentioning that history has been cyclical and is littered with the remnants of lost supercivs who built spaceships, did genetic engineering, etc. These modern-style glams aren't being dreamt up by some humble tailor in Ul'dah, they are casual clothes from Allag, which had technology equal to and beyond any IRL nation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There was an advanced nation ages ago which means we can just shit out whatever the frick we want and say they did it
                Just shut up. It's literally a worse justification than just admitting they want modern clothes for the frick of it rather than trying to pin fricking air jordans on the allagans. That's not what allagan shit looks like. Imagine if in lord of the rings a character walks in wearing full SHEIN bootleg techwear and driving a Cadillac. But it's ok because dwarves are more advanced, it just makes sense they'd make shit like this!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've already defined 3 different eras with different styles and tech levels - Early Allagan, High Allagan, Late Allagan. Yes they wanted to add modern-style clothes, so they found the right place for them to fit and added them. It works.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It works about as well as Omega landing on Eorzea wearing yeezys.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It works about as well or better than Omega landing in Eorzea at all. A civilisation of hyper-advanced self-learning AI war mechs clashes more with "muh medieval knights and wizards" than the idea of a lost civilisation having casualwear.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem isn't the presence of advanced technology beyond that of Eorzea, Garleans have robots and trains and all kinds of sci-fi shit. But it (mostly) all looks like it still belongs in the same world. Even Omega looks like a slightly more advanced ceruleum mech.
                The problem is that modern real world stuff looks completely out of place in the setting, it clashes with the aesthetic. You can have a guy in magitek armor sitting next to a guy dressed like eminem and say they're the same because they're both futuristic relative to the setting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you expect the people who made magitek armor to not have clothes for when they were just going out for drinks with the gang?
                Even battle autists like Estinien has casual wear, why is it so outlandish that future tech people have the same?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eorzea is the entire setting
              Eorzea is the most backwards continent of the known world, due to the aetheric density/intensity there. Everywhere else is varying degrees more advanced. That's not even mentioning that history has been cyclical and is littered with the remnants of lost supercivs who built spaceships, did genetic engineering, etc. These modern-style glams aren't being dreamt up by some humble tailor in Ul'dah, they are casual clothes from Allag, which had technology equal to and beyond any IRL nation.

              there's a reason eorzeans are called savages

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              These people coexist on Earth today.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't fit the setting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem here isn't even that it's not themed for the world, but that it just looks so dogshit regardless.
      The b***h in charge of glamour doesn't know how to fricking stop and look at this shit.
      It's always overdesigned or just plain ugly.
      Most of the game's craftable armor is also disgusting.
      Adding the option for two dyes isn't going to fix the inherently shit look of most shit.
      And as usual, male characters are not the priority. EVER.
      It's always female-first.
      Bullshit. If you're not a flaming homosexual, XIV is just not for you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's always overdesigned or just plain ugly.
        That has been FF's aesthetic since like 1997.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The halfmask makes me think of Code Vein. Makes me want to try and make my FF14 character in it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The venn diagram of Limsa AFK-ers and people who watch Vtubers are a circle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking taobao dropship techwear lookin ass.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could look cool on MCH with some mix and matching. If you use this shit on anything else just have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You being in your mid 30s instead of your late teens.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez (real) was kind of a jobber wasn't he

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the free trial get updated yet? I want to make a bnuuy boy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't viera shadowbringers not stormblood? or did they add the races too

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man this filler arc was pretty shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Go use giant magic tower for goal
      >WAIT we need to let people know its safe
      >filllerrrr
      I cant believe they did it again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filler is when I'm not killing mobs
        Fricking wowgay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's correct. Any time there's dialogue is time I'm not playing the game.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well well well, the patch is out. And the verdict...?
    Nobody
    N
    O
    B
    O
    D
    Y
    gives a shit about doomsissy trancer whining. Everyone loves this patch. Everyone loves Zero.
    -giggles-
    Seethe, trancers. You lost. It's over. Anyone who actually matters worth a shit literally *LOVES* this patch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but entirely unironically
      watching swarths shriek in rage every time there's a new xiv patch never gets old

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hehehehe they are soooo mad i enjoy eating shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weep harder, Gomez.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based human log slurper

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >human
          Whoa, let's not get crazy here.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME OR MY PLANS
    >look, light
    >oh shit, fr? my bad bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Believe the voidsent are beyond saving
      >Then a voidsent appears that can wield light, proving that there is hope
      Makes sense to me

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that was... okay I guess.
    See you in fricking January.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What for? Floptrail isn't until summer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta grind the temporary colab with fall guys bro

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      UOOOOOHHH NOT A BRAT

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bros...

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the graphics update turned out to be a disappointment
    agree with everything else, but what did you expect? some kind of complete engine remake in simply a year?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not even out yet moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we have seen enough of the characters. and the screenshots.. not impressed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          development shots
          not only that, the full graphic overhaul is something being done across all of 7.x
          its just bits and parts at a time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first time they showed the graphics update it looked better than when they showed it again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Series S limitations, plz understand

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was supposed to have this incredible story and now it's just a halfassed joke just like every other MMO.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really fricking necessary to say bye to like a million people at the end of every patch

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord the other thread went to shit hard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Because people don't like how dogshit the game has become?
      Go shove something up your ass and frick off, then.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sensitive much anon? Didn't even mention what's shit about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you okay?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ShB trial dragons had slight differences in the model with different armor
    >EW trial cats all have the same model, just different color and effect
    Hell, even SB wolves had different patterns on the fur. Why are they being so lazy about shit like this

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for them to put in that supreme jacket bros.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to do a collab with some brand like they did with Lightning, then add that shit to the online store

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my reaction to that information

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sexy sexwife my pink wife

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XxX_DarkRyne_XxX

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she takes in Gaia's darkness every night

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ryne why are you wondering now when I fricking did that in ShB.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was kind of forced on us, Zero was the first to just nom on some light.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 99% sure that we wouldn't get another '' mankind must prove themselves strong enough to take care of this world by defeating us gods in battle, and after they've done so, we'll return to the star because they don't need us '' storyline, but lo and behold, that's exactly what we got. I cannot deal with this bullshit right now, what a terrible ending to the story. At least Deryk-Oschon is fine and it makes sense for him to live as a man considering him being kind of a wild card in the pantheon, and having connected with the physical realm in a way the other gods haven't but... still. What the hell!?

    I'm eager to read what others thought of this nonsense, because I do not have the goddamn strength to dissect it further.

    All that to say, I'm quite disappointed.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Player base actively defends the developers destroying the visual cohesion of the game, just to sell more Second Life tier garbage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're unironically getting Tera cars next. That's how it begins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the only people left are second life trannies and shit eaters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to mmos
      people with standards just move on and only paypigs and addicts keep paying for the slop

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will the Allagan ruins look like in the New World?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Current day Detroit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never want to see another fricking allagan anything in XIV ever again. Literally all of their environment art is eye cancer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but we're going to see Allagan ruins there and the treasure will be an Allagan relic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not my fault the writers are creatively bankrupt

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Creatively Bankrupt Unit 3

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest thing XIV needs right now is actual gameplay.
    Shit you sink hours a day into.
    Bozja and Eureka actually fulfilled this need, even if you hate them.
    Island sanctuary encourages you not playing the game for more than a few minutes.
    Criterion is hard capped on rewards and there's no real reason to run it more than a few times.
    The savage version is very underwhelming, too.
    EW as an expansion fricked up big time.
    With such a long wait time for the next expansion, this is not okay.
    Why are people not demanding more?
    Is this truly enough for you?
    Why do you stay subbed? What do you even do in game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are people not demanding more?
      The overwhelming majority is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the majority is
        No they're not. XIV's playerbase after ARR has always been quick to defend the game's formula and the removal of content heading into SB onwards. You Black folk created your own anemic end by constantly defending the devs and praising them for the bare minimum. Why would they spend more now making more content after making so much money from cutting content every expansion while getting praised and defended left and right? I mean at the end of the day you can just scream BARRY and everyone will stop focusing on the Devs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          these kinds of posters desperately want me to believe that even with a skimpy expac, FFXIV hasn't had one of the steadiest content drips of any MMO ever

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker MAGE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's 3chan you hroth-laying son of a voidsent

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to resub but I'm too poor for $13 a month. Even $10 would be better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't there an option to pay just 10 and you just get less characters per DC?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        $13 a month is the option less characters option. i will probably resub soon but i hate being forced to play that month or i essentially wasted my money.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to go back. shadowbringers classic when?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeromus attacks you with a move that is literally called Nostalgia
    I can feel Yoshida laughing at the other side of the screen

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get the Gaia cutscene? I did Eden and went through the first without seeing her once -_-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comes later

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep progressing the MSQ.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      beat E12S

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5 already a flop
    >dawnfail has 0 hype
    Is it over?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over for you Barry

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is barry?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i think after this flop and xvi tanking square' stocks it's time for yoshida to commit sudoku

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you may talk to the gods now or just proceed
    >go talk to them
    >"hello. ok bye"

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there EVER been a good post-expansion story that didn't feel like dry, drawn-out filler?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yotsuyu's arc was great
      as opposed to the most horrible story thing in the game, 4.0 msq

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yotsuyu's "arc"
        >damn she has amnesia it'd be kinda immoral to kill her now for her crimes
        >and then 2 patches later she's just randomly a primal
        lol

        Yeah. We need to go back. To Shadowbringers.

        >Guys we need to remove Elidibus out of the picture
        >I got it let's quickly retrace Emet-Selch but make it worse
        And basically in both cases the only patch where things happen are .3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you mockingly greentext while obsfucating the aspects of the story, anything can sound bad anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I got it let's quickly retrace Emet-Selch but make it worse
          How do you think Elidibus's finale was remotely similar to Emet-Selch? Emet-Selch was about journeying with you and testing to see if you were ready for him to pass the torch. His final test was seeing if you could manage to kill him. Meanwhile Elidibus was a senile madman who didn't know who he was anymore, but he decided to go full tilt because everything was falling apart, and Emet-Selch had arranged to help put him down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yotsuyu's arc was great
        Yotsuyu being revived, memory lost, memory regained, then killed again for no reason is exactly filler, anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody gets that the arc wasn't about Yotsuyu, it was about Gosetsu finding his redemption. It's not filler at all.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not filler because 1 character gets something
            Then post-EW is not filler I guess.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The whole story arc also serves to go over Doma's relationship with Garlemald and establish the civil war that tears them apart in Shadowbringers. Zero's arc doesn't serve any similar purpose, it's an isolated mess of contradictions and retcons.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              4.1 to 4.3 was about the repercussions of war and the society of people dealing with it
              I really dont know what you Zero fans are trying to defend, the EW patches are narratively just filler.
              Maybe it'll be used like the WoD plot, I honestly dont care anymore since I defended the writers too pre 6.5
              but its all a nothing burger

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you could straight up delete all of 6.x and nothing would change in narrative for dawntrail

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the fricking void is a beach episode
                cool

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's why I compared it to the WoD plot, maybe ishikawa will use it for kino in 9.0 or something.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >4.1 to 4.3 was about the repercussions of war and the society of people dealing with it
                BORING
                XIV writers think they're fricking Tolkien and even Tolkien concerned himself with shit less boring than how some peasants feel after a war

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it was about Gosetsu finding his redemption

            he never repents, just gets sad that his temporary waifu is gone then wanders off again

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He has to suffer through the process of losing his family again, and losing his charge.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The expansion I joined the game in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. We need to go back. To Shadowbringers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARR, HW, and ShB all had good patch series MSQs.
      >muh ARR filler
      Don't even respond to me. Everything in ARR was vital information that they just used the monster of the week framing to info dump on you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good parts are in X.3 patches, the rest were a colossal waste of time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked 2.4-2.5, 3.1-3.3, 4.1-4.5 and 5.1-5.3. I didn't like any of the EW patches

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked post-HW, post-SB, and post-ShB.
      Hell, 5.3 felt more like the end of the world than most of EW.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      post-shadowbringers was great, I need to do a replay of it at some point for the cutscenes and feels

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you miss her?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she die? Spoil it for me, I have no interest in this shit unless I know for 100% certain she's gone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao no

        No one dies anymore in nuXIV

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but she stays behind and definitely won't be in Dawntrail for more than a cameo at best.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she doesn't die.
        She job changes to PLD and stays in the Void to redeem it with Golbez

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't die, which is a better outcome if you hate her because only dead characters get arbitrarily shoved in your face for memberberries

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She got First'd. Stayed behind in her shard to help repair it with just a vague promise that someday we'll meet again.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ew is worse than SB msq

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a total disaster

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Krile now? I want to pump her for information about Tural

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do the new alliance raid
    >not a single wipe
    Man what the frick happened to making raids just a tad difficult to learn?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine had one alliance constantly dead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost 6/8 of my party again Llymlaen, luckily my healer friend survived and rezzed them all. Better than Euphrosyne where the only thing that caught people on day 1 was the first Tetrapagos and Halone's proximity attack with the donuts coming in that freeze you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new design philosophy is "if you want an actual game do savage and ultimates, everything else is a setpiece for our shitty story"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Savage and Ultimate design has never been as bad as in this expansion. Badly conceived mechanics (lol caloric), unfun difficulty spikes (every ultimate mechanic is now role-agnostic to cause more wipes to make you stay subbed for 1 extra month), virtually no care to pacing and burst windows (something Kenji Sudo excelled at)

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doing the last boss of the new 24 man
    >My entire party and half of another dies at 80% boss HP
    >Some moron from my party releases so we can't evne LB3
    >Nobody revives my party or the dead people from the other party
    >Spend literally, LITERALLY 20+ minutes on the ground as the remaining 10 or so people deal comically low damage to the boss until it dies
    excelent raid experience, thank god normals don't have an enrage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /a pls rez alliance B
      Are you too socially awkward to type that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did, nobody bothered

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the Yotsuyu shit might seem more interesting if you played it all in one go after the patches were already out. Imagine all of that spaced out over the course of a fricking year. The 6.x patches might be awful, but nothing compares to how excruciatingly slow and boring 4.1 to 4.3 were.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left cleave
    >right cleave
    >270 deg cleave
    >get in
    >get out
    >wow a pushback to the only obvious spot
    >literally a recycle parade without any attempt at a casual Trio
    I hate casualBlack folk

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wowtrannies rushing to a XIV thread to scream about twitch views even when they're not part of the conversation
    Dragonflight is that bad, huh?

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is he talking to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you, wowbuck

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scratch my balls irl
    >portrait reverts to default
    why is this STILL a thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you rike it?

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.2 was the best of the bunch, had the best trailer too.

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jessewieners cant even get 800 viewers on patch day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, wowbuck

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doomsissies

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the hype?

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to play with complete and utter shitters to even have a modicum of fun on healer
    Great job design

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHE WON
    Pictrannies in SHAMBLES
    THE AGE OF GREEN IS HERE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green shite

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care what they do job-wise as long as it's interesting.
      Unfortunately they're probably going to use the SMN rework as a template, and SMN is a job for literal morons. They really fricked up when they shit out something that made RDM look complex by comparison.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do green mages even do

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cast magic while teaching you about the environment and how to preserve it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much bootleg red mage that also steals spells from white/black mage with a buff/debuff focus, with spells like protect/shell/oil/drain/blind
      whatever it ends up being in XIV, it won't have anything to do with how they are in other games because there is 0 chance they're making a full dot class

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      XI RDM painted green it'll probably pick up SMN's discarded DoTbot role

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is vrtra just hanging out in the background in this cutscene? they're talking about him like he isn't there
    is this a bug?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you really call Vrtra a sentient being after this series of patches?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it only me that liked the myths ending
    sure the plot is a bit cliche but I'm honestly ok with it since they are pretty ancient and have served their purpose
    somehow the myths story was the best in EW patches lol
    Myths>>>>6.x patches

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it, there were no stakes and that was for the better.
      >She's called Azeyma because... she was Azem's biggest fan.
      Dork.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I really liked that the gods wasnt corrupted, didnt hate humanity or anything. They are made based on the people venat met in her travels and they all have their own aspects that is good for humanity to strive for
        It was lovely.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nice job killing yourselves idiots, I'm going back to hang out with mortals
      Get this dude away from me already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was very predictable. I had figured wanting to die would be their wish. Still it was a nice little story, centered on FFXIV's lore, and I prefer it to crossovers and whatnot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok but I still want my Dragon's Dogma crossover.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have a continuation of the Nier raid series and it was also well received by fans

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well in that case I am glad fans didn't get their wish. They can just give the loose glams from it to players some other way because it added nothing to the story other than to try and hook you into playing another game.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't be evil :))

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to see Gaia's massive lips again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And voiced too. The cameo didn't surprise me but she barely even talked in the Eden quests.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    twitter is saying you can see the femhroth's belly through datamine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is twitter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mom

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meteion's VA is now Ryne's.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it was the same one she just forgot her Ryne voice since's it's been almost 5 years

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How does a VA forget a voice? There's a whole expansion of it she could reference.

              The frick are you talking about

              Am I the only one that thought Ryne's voice sounded like Meteion's? It sure didn't sound like Ryne from Shadowbringers. EN voice btw.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how to say this but are you mentally challenged or deaf
                Ryne sounded a bit off but is still Ryne's voice
                The VA does other voices in the game too, she simply forgot the voice since its been 3 years that Ryne has even talked

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How does a VA forget a voice?
                By not using it frequently. Aymeric always sounds a bit off whenever he gets speaking roles these days because he's barely around.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Average western VA "professionalism"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > whole expansion of it she could reference.
                You really think the western VAs care about the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a little bit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE LAST MAN ON TURAL IS NOT A TOE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup...I can do something with this

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait

    We forgot about Golbez

    HE'S STILL WAITING FOR US TO FINISH TALKING

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was sitting on the moon for 4 months charging up his jack off crystal. He can wait another 4 for us to say hi and bye

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn the writing was so fricking bad this patch. The extreme trial was okay tho, easy but very enjoyable and fun to farm.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ignore Barry

    Endwalker is the most successful expansion with the most subs and most content

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moon is a big part of the expansion
    >make the moon mount cash shop exclusive
    thanks devs

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ignore Facts

    Shitwalker is the most successful expansion with the most subs and most content

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try free trail
    >slog through a realm reborn
    >majority gameplay is fetch questing
    >people say it gets better
    >it doesn’t get better
    incredible that this game even became popular

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alliance raid gear is just the same girly robe bullshit over and over again
    At least I don't have the farm them for glam

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.x patches were a mistake

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > several gods allude to your interaction with them in elpis in yellow quests
    > Menphina aka the blue haired student did not
    Bit of a bummer but I guess your interaction with her was quite brief. I still think that had to be her.

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also always ignore Lucky Bancho census, it doesn't have data from China and South Korea which has hundreds of thousands of subs so it doesn't reflect anything, meanwhile Dragonflop pozzed is dying so badly it's hilarious to watch

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd rather have a continuation of the Nier raid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least Nier had the balls to make interesting mechanics, most of those bosses mog the shit out of the last two raids
      the fricking god megazord we got as the last boss was a fricking joke and whoever designed that boring ass fight should get demoted to toilet scrubber before he can design another shit fight like this

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of depressing how dead the game feels
    And its patch day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had no idea it was patch day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show you how badly they bungled Endwalker.

      They need to hire new designers

      This buttcape bullshit is out of fricking control. Not only is it a buttcape it's the most frilly and homosexualy buttcape ever.

      ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      They really need to fire the gear designers. A lot of shit is too overdesigned and they keep falling back on the old faithful asscapes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a complete trainwreck and Yawntrail will be even worse because ff16 flopping sent CBU3 in the mines to slave away 2 DLCs and a PC port

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      blue metion is losing the fight. soon all players with turn kuro (black)

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ff14 dead
    >ff16 flopped and is 50% off already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 has been on sale less than a month from release

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that was 29%
        its now 50% off on Amazon japan

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its now 50% off on Amazon japan
          no way, was this faster than xv?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yoshit piss needs to go. its clear he is holding the game back. whatever balls he and square grew with ARR, they have long since cut them off again

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do we know who the island visitor for rank 20 is

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should honestly just make all of the eight and 24-man raids mandatory for the msq honestly. It makes no sense at all that you wouldn't consult Gaia during this patch's MSQ, the only reason you don't is because some morons might have not done her content yet. At least they acknowledge how bizarre it is that you and Ryne didn't think to do so

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gaia is a moron and I do not need her input.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are people even doing if not the trial series and alliance raids. there is frick all else worthwhile in the game. not utilizing that shit because "optional" has hurt the game much more imo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ERPing in nightclubs, duh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, we don't incorporate important lore stuff into the MSQ just because 5% of the playerbase is actually moronic and doesn't engage with content. We shouldn't have to hold back because of them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        having fun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I resub for the patch, do all the content in 2 days and the unsub until next patch
        I don't have friends to do raids/unreals with

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          P if you do all the content then you are doing the trial series / alliance raids anyways

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant all the content I can feasibly do either alone or with a group of randoms.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you get that portrait?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not just sub for x.0 and x.55 in that case?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the raids are fun to play on release when nobody knows what's going on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consult Gaia on what?
      She didn't know shit about shit before her memories were stomped out.
      What input could she offer about the void, transferring aether, absorbing and/or directing light?
      I'm surprised she was in the patch at all, she has nothing to offer except being Nomura's fetish.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This buttcape bullshit is out of fricking control. Not only is it a buttcape it's the most frilly and homosexualy buttcape ever.

    ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who gives a shit, no character in this game has an ass worth staring at anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to hire new designers

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    warcar is dead franchise and Nublizzard is gonna have to pay actors to fill the seats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got MS money, so they're fine

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets go to the first
    >somehow we dont talk with cylva and unukalhai at all
    >great job zero, you saved the day and made fwens with golbez!!
    >btw cylva and unukalhai exists
    >uhh okay thanks say hi to them for me
    what is this even
    like this shit is legit 4.0 tier story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically guaranteed Dawntrail is going to be shit because this is the exact same disjointed-ass pacing that led into EW, which we now know was because they were in extreme crunch mashing a poorly-planned finale together.
      Now we get to look forward to the poorly-planned first chapter of a whole new story arc (read: a continuation of the previous story arc because there's still Ascians that haven't been wanked off yet)

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there any forehead pilot goggles kinda thing or is it all eyes-only

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't really care about urkel and cylva

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femhroth is going make an appearance in 6.55

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not, because if this viera/miqo'te light bullshit

      is going to be their model I'm already disappointed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lore breaking bestial race is the least popular by a hilarious margin
        >can either make the female like the most popular races by a hilarious margin or another dud
        I'd be shocked if femhroths have furry faces.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already said the race isn't designed with the intention of being popular. Not the men or the women.
          It's genuinely just something YoshiP wants in the game because he plays western MMOs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still believing whatever bullshit that grifter spews out
            lmao
            yeah, and endsinger is the hardest EX in the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact that she doesn't have an upper body is pretty definitive proof it's a femhroth. she's also got that weird fur texture on her skin.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also she is going to talk like a TES Khajit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you hear her voice in the dawntrail trailer she just has a latam accent

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latinx folx.. we won!

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did the 12 even do?
      >watched the world burn multiple times
      >didnt even seal bahamut
      >let the end days do its thing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They repaired the aetherial balance after each calamity.
        Without them the floods, quakes, and other shit the ascians did would never have stopped.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're telling me that not only did Emet & Co frick the thirteenth and leave it for millenia, but if it wasn't for Venat's futureproofing plans, they would've ended up turning the Source into a maelstrom of elemental chaos?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said their job was to basically hold reality together

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I get some swords that are closer to this size for DRK.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunbreakers gets all of those, sorry

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Gunbreakers have the ugly af triggers and useless mechanism near the hilt...

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Closing every plot thread they had to begin fresh in Dawntrail
    That just means DT is going to be an expansion mainly about world building.
    I don't expect anything like ShB or 6.0, guess it's time to wait the buildup again.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that exposition with zero about the first
    I thought DT was going to be the new starting point instead of EW patches

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DROPPED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      menphina gangbang

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All the gods and goddesses are white
      >She doesn't even want to love/be loved by another woman
      >My lesbian ass will never have any canon lesbians in this fricking MMO
      This blows

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My lesbian ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Incels on Ganker are so brain broken they doubt they're communicating with a real life black lesbian let alone a woman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not black nor are you a woman. You are a gay gay.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aww, the brain broken autistic incel is being a big goof again
              It's ok

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up homoBlack person

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Awww is the wittle incel getting a little salty? Gonna say words?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a pasty homosexual larping as a Black person lesbian
                Kys

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww wittle incel can only spew curse words

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Drop the LARP, its cringe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, people on Ganker really are brain broken
                Take your meds, go outside

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a man in a dress

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            please let me fix you queen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my lesbian ass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is one set of canon lesbians, and one dubious lesbian. you'll never find them though

        miqote don't count

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know there are a few random, reoccurring NPCs that have relations but I still doubt the supposed lesbian/yuri from Ryne and Gaia; like many people in the queer community JP just likes to blow it off as "just good friends" think there's one or two male couples but again they're loosely blown off as just good friends
          Not to mention I dont know if what I'm reading is Western sub influence or straight from JP texts

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not ryne and gaia

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ryne and gaia seems like massive wishful thinking for a generic anime female friendship inspired by nomura's handling of such things

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ryne and Gaia are not lovers no matter how hard LGBTQP+ pedophiles wish it so

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly how I figure it too.
              I know there are some possible lesbian/gay couples in some Profession questlines early on and I think in zone post Shadowbringers? I can't remember exactly

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know there were some dykes in one of the Valentines quests

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes! I do recall that I believe, popping in because wanted to see if I should come back to the update or not.
                I main NIN and MCH and was curious if they got nerfed at all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My lesbian ass
        Excellent bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't believe my hebe goddess designed the prison that kept zodiark at bay

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just want some romance questlines in the game for our WoL
    >Just want to romance Y'sholta with my Fem WoL or someone else
    This sucks

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly I don't hate the jackets so much, but I do hate the pants and boots. now I can look like a terrible JRPG protagonist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so bad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it could be worse
        it could've been the future of the game having Nomura character designs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nomura hasn't done beltan zipper in like a decade. It's plaidan button now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people want bikinis and swimwear, again, for dawntrail
            >"we so sorry, we outsource designs to nomura-san, your summer wear is now plaid japanese fashion"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know and its the worst shit, riku looks like a stupid gay now

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alphinaud and Allisae...you guys fricking did it you saved Garlemald!
    >everyone still shitting and pissing in a bucket in the subway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Supposedly been like 6 months and several bouts by now of the other Scions pitching in to help.
      >Garleans still living in abject poverty without even houses to take refuge in.

      What the frick have they been doing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        everything from arr to the end of 6.5 still takes place in a single year

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          6.0 to 6.1 was a bunch of months.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just realized there was zero (lol) mention or sign of zenos this patch. i didn't think he was going to come back to life but i thought the wol thinking about him was going to lead to something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see him pick up Zero's broken scythe blade in the post credits scene.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was kinda expecting him to appear when zero got black'd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Durante is Zenos's shard

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did the stupid cat name her Zero and what is the significance of the name Zeromus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a red herring

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writers thought it'd be funny to just throw a red herring at us.
      It's just a name. They're both JUST names. There was no link.

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they said if the graphics update is gonna fix the god awful tessellation and parallax effects they have on ground textures?
    because jesus frick some of these cutscenes are painful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      haven't been shown new environments that aren't from dawntrail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homie thinks they're actually going to go around updating every texture in the game
      kek

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if femhroth is just viera 2 im gonna personally set a shitbomb on whatever next convention yoship goes to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her legs are so skinny you might as well accept it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        top-heavy liongirl bros..... our time..... is come

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking they're doing anything other than using midlander body but with different textures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone have the model rip for the pair of legs behind erenvelle?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Just a little bit

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesnt perfectly fit with itself
    kmsing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not even the ancients perfected symmetry

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this patch has absolutely killed my will to play this game so i unsubbed

    farewell, warriors of light, its time for me to move on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No..please dont leave

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cabin V is smaller and looks worse than Cabin IV
    >Granary V is looking like shit too and its still in progress

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bongland fanfes in less than 3 weeks
    what's the deal with attending these, attend the morning talks then fill the time until the evening performance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merch lines, merch lines everywhere

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im interested in very little of the merch, the only thing id want is the t shirt but im not queueing 5 hours to get one

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >g'raha randomly has voiced acted lines in the middle of the raid
    why they do that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not. It’s been a while since he spoke

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >easy as frick EX trial
    >2 totems per clear
    Easiest cat I ever farmed

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story brings up a problem not dealt with in their species' current documenting of science & magic
    >"Ah yes, Cid devised TECHNOLOGY to help us"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid might as well be a new god at this rate. The man's survived time travel and created the notes for Biggs and Wedge to perfect with G'raha on it which saved the universe in the long term, he and Nero devised interdimensional travel off of being kidnapped and various extra information from that, he helped refine a spaceship from just moon travel to straight up edge of the universe super lightspeed, and he even devised fricking mini-orbs that transfer Aether from A to B solely for the purpose of pulling one world's flood of light into lancing the frick out of another world's epitome of darkness.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        all that shit and he's not been allowed a new costume, he's looked the same since ARR

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He changed costume in HW

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But he has had new outfits since ARR?

            HW then, I'm getting kinda bored of seeing him in the same outfit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's had at least four that I can recall. His OG 1.0 look, his Amnesia bearded ARR self, his Ironworks set, and the HW set.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he has had new outfits since ARR?

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Writer's panel at Britbong Fanfest
    >the interns get executed live on stage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss having a golden retriever

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God DRK LB in PvP is the most bullshit thing ever. Why does it fricking last so long?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't kill me if I kill me first

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you either kill them before they LB or you ignore them after they LB until it wears off

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New job is Transmancer

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you're all out of good ideas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw the cutscenes take 10 minutes to say nothing of value

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alliance boss has another rotating AoE mechanic and hits the entire raid group

    I really wish the damage in AR's was cranked up. I want to see bozja chocobo tier clownery.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then it would be too hard for Limsa trannies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally stand in one spot for 90% of the alliance raid
      >take minimal damage even with multiple vuln stacks
      what the frick were they thinking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just turn off the rezzes so that only 10% of df pugs can clear it.

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, I'll say it.

    I don't care if it was unoriginal, Zero becoming a paladin was kino.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was obvious and cheesy, but I still got a smirk out of it. Guess she's dead as a character now though, at most we'll get a raid series on the 13th or some shit in the future.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoyed seeing not-Golbez cast his meteor attack more

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best boss in Endwalker, it's not even close.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only fight that actually felt inspired. well, same with rhalgr and his hand arena

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      chasing AoEs are the best because so many people understand get the "chasing" part

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a nice cutscene attack you have there. oh wait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO NO NO NO
        LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro? Menphina's fight was boring as hell. Oh look, swipes to the left and right, gotta look at the wolf's claw! Oooh watch out for the moon in the background (it's just a line AoE in the middle)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. her big attack takes like 15 seconds to go off

          while naldthall will stand there for 30 seconds charging a roundhouse kick.

          as much as i adore the story, characters and the 12 themselves, the alliance raid is the easiest since void ark

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            well get used to it because according to yoship more people liked this raid series

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOO she's CLEARLY underage you nasty pedos!!!!!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have the entire moon as a basis
        >use it for a line aoe and circle aoes and that's it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We already had a cool moon themed boss years ago

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They wouldn't make Zero a trust if she wasn't going to be sticking around
    Oh my kek

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Green Mage
    Figured. I bet in the trailer it's Krile who tosses the apple to Alisae, camera will swivel and we'll see her in her new job outfit.

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what are they showing at the EU fest?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      longer trailer with job reveal , talk with Sakaguchi, development team panel, that's about it
      I'm attending but struggling to think of a reason to stay during the day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....that is it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          more DT reveals too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://fanfest2.finalfantasyxiv.com/2023-24/eu/news/presenting-the-fan-festival-2023-in-london-stage-stream-schedule
          there's some other stuff but nothing interesting

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So only 2.5 hours are worth watching
            Meh

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's very little actual content, it's one of those japanese game conventions where the reason for attending is the news, merch and stuff to do
              like most japanese game conventions they're not that good, I'm looking forward to hearing Primals in person at least

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah. you go to socialize or buy merch. if you only care about information stay home and watch it with your best buddies here on Ganker

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Things we can expect:
          >one of the Job reveals (likely the melee)
          >slightly longer trailer
          >Femhroth reveal
          >maybe some informations about Dawntrail forays but I would not hope for it.

          It's the Japan one that everyone is waiting for - it will ahve the full trailer, the second Job reveal, a teaser trailer that shows off all the Jobs' new skills, and any other remaining details.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >femhroth
            i feel like they'll probably save that one for the JP fanfest
            maybe they'll show it now so they can reveal the femhroth character in 6.55, but I doubt it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They'll probably tease it but not full reveal, didn't they do that for boy buns?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Endwalker is a special case case due to Covid. It did not have a regular liveletter

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't think the JP give a frick about femhroth. EU for sure

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hrothgar were a mistake, much like Pandas in wow. Never should have happened.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Viera

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    little azdaja was cute. glad they didn't put her in an au ra body.

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Twelve were supposed to help mortals
    >yet they only ever showed up in Eorzea
    >in fact their final attack is named Eorzea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eorzea is the center of the world. Cope. But also, Azeyma was worshiped in Meracydia as Sophia. They probably just have other names in other regions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eorzwans are the true master race, forever unconcerned, Garleans kneel to Eorzean chads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc all of the calamities involved eorzea

      well get used to it because according to yoship more people liked this raid series

      i don't mind the difficulty. they just need to make naldthal hardcast his cutscene phase at percentage of health like menphina instead of having it scheduled

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like theres not much visual spectacle in EW trials
    nothing like any of the weapons, four lords or even warring tria

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon thats all they fricking are is spectacle. did you miss when reality was shattering when the music changed at zeromus?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, theres nothing like platforms breaking, platforms forming, shifted stage, DDR mechanics, even no active time maneuvers
        EW trials is all just aoes ad nauseum

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they decide now of all time was the place to bring back Ran'jit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he came back?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So morons can pretend this was all planned from the start, and not the product of a writer literally remembering that this character exists.

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