Florian is the first MC to canonically have zero rizz.

Florian is the first MC to canonically have zero rizz.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is rizz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some moronic zoomer thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer slang for charisma, dont worry about it, they will forget it before the year is over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stupid brother in Malcolm in the Middle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not a bussin skibidi rizzler from Ohio
      GYATT, this boomer is out of touch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On god no cap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Black folkpeak for charisma. The last three generations have had their vocabulary dictated by the latest rap album.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ChaRIZma

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you miss the other girls stumbling over themselves for him?
    >Nemona
    >Penny
    >Carmine
    >Rika (League Club dialog)
    Lacey is the exception, but she probably gets a lot of compliments so she's unfazed by them now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rika? But isn't she lesbian?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Geeta says the player is her favorite trainer, and her playing hardass is because Geeta's too lenient in letting you break the rules and she doesn't want you to get hurt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are canonically a mistery meat between your legs tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricks sake
        she's so ugly in the game

        Fanbase thing.

        Trannies can only do web design which isn't real code.

        Rust enters the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Penny
      Yuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Doesn't like nerdy tomboys
        Are you a homosexual?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean
          >Doesn't like b***hy danger haired femcel SJWs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SJWs can't into logic so they can't code. Penny is a hacker, she's just a tomboy, not an SJW.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, most coders these days are transsexuals, you can't pretend it's a field for people who aren't moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trannies can only do web design which isn't real code.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those were when he wasn't trying, the first time he actually put a foot forward he got instantly shut down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you insane? Florian has canonically the most fricking rizz of them all.
      Not only but also Perrin canonically sleeping with him in a tiny tent. And there's even MALE characters like Arven, Kieran and maybe Drayton who are sometimes a little TOO friendly with the MC even when it's the male one. Florian's pull is insane, he barely set foot into school and he was already famous. His senpais jump each others throats over who gets to hang out with him. He's the rizz king.

      The frick is rizz

      some moronic zoomer thing

      It's literally just a shorter word for charisma.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's literally just chopped up zoomer slang
        My circle of stoners called any rolling papers rizz's after rizla. Now it never left our wee circle, as we didn't grow up with the internet on phones but next time, keep your stoney patter to the circle.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's ok when I do it but it's bad when younger people than me do it
          Oh get over yourself. I'm 32 and I think rizz is a funny word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you insane? Florian has canonically the most fricking rizz of them all.
      Not only but also Perrin canonically sleeping with him in a tiny tent. And there's even MALE characters like Arven, Kieran and maybe Drayton who are sometimes a little TOO friendly with the MC even when it's the male one. Florian's pull is insane, he barely set foot into school and he was already famous. His senpais jump each others throats over who gets to hang out with him. He's the rizz king.

      [...]
      [...]
      It's literally just a shorter word for charisma.

      Forced shilling into making people like the most lame protag by far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it forced when it actually happens in the game? Also how is he lamer than Victor?

        millennial thread

        Millennial franchise, zoomie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Millennial franchise
          Makes sense considering how much of a waste of potential it is

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is blushing anon, she is tempted

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's because Lacey is in love with Juliana instead.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shieeet ong fr fr bruh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    millennial thread

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate covid zoomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. zoomer
      Don't act like you're different

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Covid zoomers are an entirely different species of zoomers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No they're not, you're pretty much exactly the same, little zoomie
          But keep coping if it helps you sleep at night or whatever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being a boomer who still browse /vp/ from his mom's basement and play children games are so much worse. Yikes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a cute attempt at deflection. Unfortunately for you I'm one of the lucky millennials who could afford a house. Also both of us will still browse this hellhole website and play this stupid ass game for little kids in 10 years, so see you then, kiddo. Maybe you'll learn until then that you're no better than anyone else just cause you're part of another made up generation.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Dude

    The thing is, Ganker has been a circlejerk for a long time but due to short form content and greentexts it is getting a tiny bit more popular.
    Just cause it is used by incels now doesn't mean it will in a few years.

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