>make cool vidya lore
>get a movie adaption
>become millionaire
is it that easy?
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>make cool vidya lore
>get a movie adaption
>become millionaire
is it that easy?
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>is it that easy?
No, the market is oversaturated and the only way you can guarantee some attention is if you have a AAA marketing machine behind you.
Successful Indie games require a lot of luck, which basically boils down to "Top 50 Youtuber spotted your game, gave it a try, and it did good enough numbers that every other Youtuber hops on to the bandwagon". Scott himself had a whole string of failures before FNAF, and had it bombed too, he likely would have stopped making games entirely.
You fail to mention that all of Scott previous works were utter shite except for the desolate hope so its not that he just got lucky, he got lucky and he made something people wanted
chipper and sons might be a shit game but the humor and dialogue is good shit.
He is a millionaire for almost ten years now, he didn't need the movie.
Film looks ok honestly. Not great but it's clearly tounge in cheek when it has the fricking cupcake eating a guy
It's directed by a foid, moron. Dead on arrival.
You will never be a woman.
Good I like having a penis
Sad thing you will never use it because you a subhuman cuck.
no u
>n-n-n-n-no y-you
See?
Shaggy is the main villain, it's gonna be hilarious. Seeing the trailer in theaters the other day when I went to see Saw X made that knife scene in the trailer even funnier.
>Like I don't know about you Scoob, but i could really go for some child slaughter right about now
Im shocked he was allowed a knife
It's PG13
The final trailer had blood being sprayed on a clock.
Raggy...rose were rids.
Wait, is he already dead in this? Why isn't he withered to shit?
I think they showed him getting trapped in the springlock suit in one of the trailers or working on one of them.
Them what's the deal with the eyes? Wouldn't he have regular human eyes?
the suit eyes might be positioned so he can still see out of the sockets
He's not dead yet.
Very cool, can we now discuss why they made the lead mascot of the franchise gay?
that's the sort of dedication famous stars write to their fans and given they are roleplaying as rockstars of course that's expected. two male characters being friends doesn't mean they secretly want to frick each other, please go outside
That's some real "dedication" right there then.
Friends don't say these things to each other.
>inb4 they do
Way to expose that you've never experienced true, genuine friendship before.
Have you? Has anybody said similar words to you as a friend?
I would feel pretty icky if anyone said those words to me.
That's because you were brutally molested as a child and spend each waking day repressing your trauma. It's also why you own a Switch.
>You can only say "Love" to people you wanna frick
Family reunions must be hard for you. Literally.
Scott is a capitalist piggy that actively funds groups against womens' right to choose.
What a chad
Okay, and?
oof tikes ummm let me try and break it down because i don't want to rain on your parade my sweet summer child of g*d ehrm...scott...is a white male CHRISTIAN who has donated to anti-gay campaigns such as gay conversion into straights and also he is anti-trans.
Generally creating Fads and being the right person at the right time.
No, you also have to find a memorable gimmick that hasn't been done to death. Animatronics have been done to death following FNAF but the series still gets away with it for being the first to really popularize it, and having a billion kids obsessed with your dumb lore
>is it that easy?
No. Scott basically created the mascot horror genre.
>the mascot horror genre
I fricking hate that term, why can't we just call them horror games for children?
Zoomer horror is another popular term, but when I think zoomer horror I also think liminal space stuff and analog video.
Slender, Outlast and SCP containment are all zoomer horror but you don't wanna lump them with likes of fnaf clones, do you? Also Fnaf itself may be still be popular with zoomers but games like it such as poppy pizza time and garten of banban are more popular with the newest generation.
Games coming out in recent years =/= zoomer horror. Zoomer horror refers to specific styles of media than only zoomers and youtubers find scary.
SM64 is a millennial game, but there are a ton of threads by zoomers talking about how "eerie" it feels at times.
Yeah but SM64 isn't a horror game, you can find it creepy but that is not what is trying to be. Maybe I haven't used Outlast as an example but Slender and SCP were very popular with zoomers, it's how they became a trend and youtubers exploited that trend.
Yay, this looks very kid friendly./s
Bendy is ultra goyslop, don't post that shit here, troony.
What am I supposed to here?
By the way, Scott has confirmed that Bonnie is blue. The guy who was making the animatronics thought he was purple but Scott said "No you fricking moronic Black person troony, he is blue".
the only good thing to come out of fnaf
>Disgusting off model trash
Why do people like this again?
porn addiction ruins your brain
autism
For me it's the rabbit
i only like it when you can see the robot bits
this is just plain furry (which isnt bad but still an objetive downgrade, might as well not be fnaf at all at that point)
fuzzboobs > frenni's
>true to the original's gameplay
>hand drawn, no disgusting 3d shit
only con is the lack of robot bits, but it's not like frenni's had those either anyway
Nah, Five Nights in Anime mogs both of those.
>cool vidya lore
>cool
rule 2
all vidya lore is contradictory dogshit but this one smells particularly bad
How would you fix the fnaf movie?
More comedy and heart to contrast the horror.
Fnaf games can be very funny and very emotional.
Replace red eyes with white pinpricks like in the games
By not having it made
>movie starts
>exterior of pizzeria, slowly zooming in until we hear faint screams
>cut to interior and Markiplier running through the building dressed as a guard
>shirt has been torn off, a couple of bloody gashes on his arm/body
>camera follows him as he runs through rooms trying to find a way out, screaming all the while
>he finds himself at a dead end
>camera changes to a POV shot that slowly moves towards him as he turns around and slides down the wall whimpering and begging
>Freddy's laughter begins as the camera gets right in Mark's face and he screams
>cut to black, screams and laughter slowly fade as the title appears
Is there anyone in the game industry luckier than Scott? Notch perhaps? He made some barebones games and became a fricking billionaire almost overnight, the guy literally doesnt have to work a single day on his life, hell, his children probably wont even have to work, what a magnificent bastard
considering he was at wit's end by the time he made FNAF, he was incredibly lucky
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!
Why did they allow this
looks incredibly soulful. there should probably be a torrent on opening day that me and my buddies will get our hands on and watch together.
i heard a while ago that they're trying to keep cgi to a minimum and have most effects done practically, which is pretty cool. was hoping for a higher rating than fricking pg-13 because the idea of a springlock failure scene or whatever would have been killer.
>is it that easy?
Couple of things mixed together
>Let's players/talking heads/influencers/whatever promoting it
>Decent horror game after drought of content
>Appealing to underages and robo/furgays
>Starting with Fnaf2 adding more random shit just to appease loreBlack folk
Just wait for the next drought and release (hopefully decent) game, you can do it anon!
Mike Schmidt is so hot.
Where are the leaks I know at least one of you frickers went to the test screening, spill the beans
I don't like FNAF because it's a shitty game made for reaction youtubers and the children in their audience.
But I'll always love seeing it succeed just to watch the people who attempted to cancel Scott for the evil crime of... donating to the opposite party writhe and scream about it.
>made for youtubers
So Scott was explicitly aiming the first game at the demon tubers and ecelebs solely to piss us all off?
>us all
who is "us"
You forgot the part where you have to make shitty Christian shovelware, have critics say your characters look like creepy robots, and then make a game about creepy robots.
>find gold buried
>dig it up
>sell it
Yeah, its easy. Just dont let rhem know you are a chud and you should be fine.
Fnaf is closet furshit and it's fans deserve to be skinned alive
really hope Slick Willy has some good moments in the movie
No, it was the right timing, those were the years were people started to get into youtube and watching streamers playing horror games was something new
Do you think Mike Schmidt will turn out to be Michael Afton in the film continuity?
Probably not but will still be the same character regardless.
How well do you think this will do at the box office?
Maybe $1 Fazbillion-tier?
currently it's just right behind IT remake in terms of horror movie success.