were unironically hyping this game
Nobody was hyping this garbage.
It was obvious to everybody except for the moronic devs that this was going to be dead on arrival.
my guess is execs that are absolutely oblivious and completely disconected from reality, they dont know what people like or want, they see fortnite makes billions and that means their multiplayer game as service will too
The boomers ruining Square Enix are braindead. This isn't Sony's fault. Sony didn't demand Fall Guys to be a complete exclusive at release for example. They haven't done that for years, But SE still insists on taking exclusive money even if it isn't necessary
kek
I cannot fathom what goes in the mind of a braindead SNOY or any consolegay warrior shitter, for that matter. There are people for whom videogames as a hobby is an excuse to worship defend corporations, all for free. Unironically have a nice day if you do that
they wanted it to be the next Palword but forgot they're "competing" against an actually competent game this time, so it's not a matter of winning the special olympics.
>$45 for some some cosmetics
In what parallel universe do people believe that's a fair price for a microtransaction when that money can buy you several games
>know your game is going to bomb and only mentally ill people will buy it >make a profit just by getting hundreds or even thousands of dollars out of the few dumbasses that bought it
Many such cases
Ai but edited to correct the frickups
Look at blond chicks neck where it meets the hair and then there's the little red head b***hes hair on the rightside that has a line inconsistency. Along with her jacket below the zipper on the left side the streak isn't lined properly.
>the foam people naturally produce foam
this is such a stupid choice to make holy shit. as if it wasn't obvious enough this was a splatoon clone you have to also steal the worldbuilding but in ways that don't make any fricking sense.
you do know that they put you through psychological screening and background searches for you to be allowed to adopt a child right? you really think you're gonna pass both of those, keep living in your fantasy
There's too many elements fighting for attention that your eye doesn't really pay attention to anything aside from the title. Also, what the frick is even going on aside from them fighting some invisible enemy?
>hit psn for monthly games (ps4) >unironically this shit and some other bottom barrel garbage >didn't even hit add to library
when I first got my ps4 the first monthly was fricking metal gear solid 5. what happened?
1. Trying to jump on the Splatoon hype train when Splatoon hype died down long ago
2. Trying to make a splatoon game that has none of the fun Splatoon has
3. Making people pay for a game then still having expensive microtransactions in it
4. Making a splatoon game with a fake fortnite aesthetic and pastel colors
Geeeeeeeeee, wonder why it failed. Maybe if Square keeps chasing trends and fads it will work next time.
>3. Making people pay for a game then still having expensive microtransactions in it
why does this keep happening, anyway
you'd think after something like Exoprimal took a big fat shit on itself for doing the same thing the shareholder brain parasite would let devs try something else
I'm guessing a lot of these studios are operating on a delay where they see the hot trending thing. They take some time to get the conviction to copy them but then it takes a couple years to actually develop something and by that point the trend has died down.
>inoffensive robbed of any originality troony art and design >$45 content >mediocre ass shooting mechanics >UE4 on PS5 >square enix
HAHAHAHAADADAGAHAHAHAJAHAHAHJAAHAHAHAHA
>game clearly looks like shovelware knock off of splatoon >sonygros STILL hyped it up >to the surprise if no one who isn't a cultist the game ended up being shit
I meet her on a totally unrelated music event at roppongi like two months ago. She is really nice and funny, glad that she leave porn and now is building a new life with paintings and as DJ.
Like beer and gyoza, not joking. Jap girls dont use perfume, at best you can smell the soap and shampoo they use but thats all. If you go to nightclub the smell of beer or highball will be always on the ambient.
Yes, westoids love to b***h about it >Shill Up reviews The Finals >spends the first 10 minutes "complaining" about chinks using ai voices in some parts
I can understand being bummed out losing your job because of tech advancements, and i even think AI probably isn't the best thing for society (when it advances more than this stage)
But god damn these fricking idiots just need to accept reality, this is just how it is now, things move on
It honestly came at the perfect time. The VA scene is littered with bad voice actors cause of connections and networking. Junpie from Persona 3 Remake is one of them.
>Junpie from Persona 3 Remake is one of them.
Except he by far did the best job and actually sounds like the old one to the point that it's hard to tell otherwise. You're just butthurt he's black or whatever
>ps5 exclusive >fails
It's a fricking mystery that a game does poorly when it's only audience are gaystation owners and isn't filled with inclusivity. SE has become the laughing stock of the industry and makes EA look like intelligent decision makers.
>Sony tries to copy Smash >massive flop >Sony tries to copy Splatoon >massive flop
I hate Nintendo as a company but trying to copy their games is still moronic.
For awhile the only shit I could find on Twitter about it was the launch party, which didn't actually show the game, it was just a bunch of D tier influencers playing with bubble guns
Square fricked up. That's why the game is free and the in game purchases are so high. They'd never break even selling the game as-is
Dude, whenever I see pink, white and blue I know it's a game I would never try. Use a different color pallet next time if you want me to check out your game. This is like when Microsoft released hi-fi rush. If you're going to sell a game to me that uses a 4/4 time signature I'm obviously not going to buy your game. Amateurs.
What Square should have done is add big fricking tiddies and swimsuits, since they are fricking pussies it does nothing to stand out and so is shit and ignored.
They know this. And they should also know why I'm not playing the game. Cause and effect dude. If you want money and players then you at least need to try to read the room.
How many fricking live service games are they going to shit out just to shut them down within a year? We had >ff7 battle royale >marvel's avengers >chocobo kart racer >babylons fall >full metal alchemist mobage >engage kill
Squeenix deserves to catch just as much flak as the likes of Ubisoft and EA. Just an all-around greedy dogshit company that keeps trying new scummy ways to nickle and dime people
>Gaming journalists say my favorite game is bad
They are idiots who dont know that they are talking about they probably never even played a game before >Gaming journalists say my favorite game is good
BASED IGN!!!! If the experts say so then you know its good because this is her job this is what they get paid for. >Game journalists say game i dont like is good
They are idiots who dont know that they are talking about they probably never even played a game before >Game journalists say game i dont like is bad
BASED IGN!!!! If the experts say so then you know its good because this is her job this is what they get paid for.
>sony releases their first party game on PC and PS5 at the same time >square enix makes foamstars exclusive to ps5
I just don't understand what they were thinking? How the frick do you get mogged by helldivers?
Helldivers is straight up funded, owned and published by Sony and had a PC port on Day 1. Why do you guys try to divert the blame so hard from Square Enix? Rocket League and Fall Guys had PC ports on release too way back before they were F2P and on the same day they were included with Plus
Has anyone here touched foamstar runner yet? I understand the A.I generated controversy and lackluster design leave something to desire, but is there anything in there worth at least sale price? Is it really just a cheap splatoon knockoff or is there potentially something more in there?
Splatoon 3 was kinda mediocre though. It feels like a CoD-style sequel that's largely the exact same shit instead of something, you know, fresh. But at least CoD comes out yearly, where this is what we got after half a decade of waiting.
Splat3 was a very unnecessary sequel in the state they released it and how they've been handling support. Barebones at launch, a lot more issues like server problems and glitches than splat2, map designs are a downgrade, ranked system is handled worse, shitty 16 tick P2P infrastructure still hasn't been improved. Balance patches take ages, often do very little or have blatant favoritism towards certain weapons.
I hope the DLC will at least be good, because the MP has gripped me a lot less than 2's did.
Splat 3's got its issues but it's miles better than 2's missile spam/ink armor. It's much better balanced overall, though cooler still needs to be nerfed.
Could have done this without using pink, white or blue. These devs were intentionally trying to engage in the culture war. Disgusting dude, entirely disgusting.
>Wastes like 2 years of dev time for like chump change instead of making them work on something people actually would want to play and pay for
Isn't this japanese office culture? Put people to work on uselesss garbage until they quit?
It's not on PC
>snoys were unironically hyping this game
KEK
E
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They have nothing else. Today the thing the snoy looks forward to most is paying for and playing some psx games from 20 years ago
Nobody was hyping this shit
troons are
It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's still funny. You lost.
were unironically hyping this game
Nobody was hyping this garbage.
It was obvious to everybody except for the moronic devs that this was going to be dead on arrival.
If everyone knew it was a flop why did sony pay for exclusivity for a MULTIPLAYER game?
my guess is execs that are absolutely oblivious and completely disconected from reality, they dont know what people like or want, they see fortnite makes billions and that means their multiplayer game as service will too
Obviously people who don't game greenlit this garbage.
It's really simple, just think for yourself for a moment.
The boomers ruining Square Enix are braindead. This isn't Sony's fault. Sony didn't demand Fall Guys to be a complete exclusive at release for example. They haven't done that for years, But SE still insists on taking exclusive money even if it isn't necessary
kek
I cannot fathom what goes in the mind of a braindead SNOY or any consolegay warrior shitter, for that matter. There are people for whom videogames as a hobby is an excuse to worship defend corporations, all for free. Unironically have a nice day if you do that
they wanted it to be the next Palword but forgot they're "competing" against an actually competent game this time, so it's not a matter of winning the special olympics.
What's wrong with being trans? I transitioned awhile ago and have never been better l.
Put some effort into your b8.
What do your children have to say about it
>have never been better l
uhhhhhh gender police??? we have another body on 7 avenue Jonas street
Its literally Splatoon with worse mechanics and microtransactions
>$44.99
homie those transactions aint micro
>$45 for some some cosmetics
In what parallel universe do people believe that's a fair price for a microtransaction when that money can buy you several games
Unironically games that are f2p and use a gaas model.
I hate Square Enix so fricking much
>know your game is going to bomb and only mentally ill people will buy it
>make a profit just by getting hundreds or even thousands of dollars out of the few dumbasses that bought it
Many such cases
>Many such cases
Name 5
Goddamn that's outright theft.
Please tell me that's in Zimbabwean Dollars and not American Dollars.
wtf were they thinking
>$45 Biden Dollars
this ain't no MICROtransaction...
>45 dollars
>micro
Why would they make a game exclusively for troonys and gays? Catering to minority groups only means it will be a guaranteed failure.
Gets less than 10% of sony vase. Turns out not even troonys want to play a game with troonys in it
I can't tell if this is AI art or just the most soulless corporate art style in existence
Ai but edited to correct the frickups
Look at blond chicks neck where it meets the hair and then there's the little red head b***hes hair on the rightside that has a line inconsistency. Along with her jacket below the zipper on the left side the streak isn't lined properly.
what
take yer meds
nta but they literally said they were using ai.
post proof that image was made with ai then
nta but they said they used ai for in game album covers. moron
Don't want to defend this garbage game but SF V it's worse.
>good
no
>soulless corporate style
what?
I honestly think this looks fine, it's the game that fricking sucks and is littered with microtransactions
need a guy in the background making a 'this is hot' face
I wish this game was popular so we could have a tons of art of foams coming out of her butt ;_:
Body positivity: the simulator
>Snoy's be like: ZAMN!
Do your worst, Ganker
Absolutely nobody cares.
>the foam people naturally produce foam
this is such a stupid choice to make holy shit. as if it wasn't obvious enough this was a splatoon clone you have to also steal the worldbuilding but in ways that don't make any fricking sense.
cute woomy
would adopt
you do know that they put you through psychological screening and background searches for you to be allowed to adopt a child right? you really think you're gonna pass both of those, keep living in your fantasy
this just makes it look like she's pissing ink all over the elevator floor
she's activating her bubble blower special
that is extremely hot
Stop, I can't be any more aroused.
ew
Her insecurities about her body turned her into a quirky (i.e. insufferable) lol so randumb b***h with something to prove.
If I want to her school I would have asked her out and told her she's beautiful and that her foam is a gift that I want to share with her.
>Rosemary Winters
It's fricking foam
Shit it out into the toilet once every few hours and no one will know nor give a shit
Wouldn't it be extremely paintful if she went to the gym and she ended up having foam coming from every pore in her body?
what does it do thats unique
whats the hook
Splatoon, but for Sony cucks who pay PS+ to use their own internet.
Nobody ever posted any gameply, just MTX battlepass stuff.
f-foam?
it looks unpleasant to the eyes.
there is so much chaos on screen that you don't even know what the frick is going on.
There's too many elements fighting for attention that your eye doesn't really pay attention to anything aside from the title. Also, what the frick is even going on aside from them fighting some invisible enemy?
Shill threads were dying with less than 10 replies
Everyone saw this one coming from a mile away
I guess you could say they advertised the wrong kind of foam! (Because they hate white foam!)
another square game that didn't deliver.
shocking
>hit psn for monthly games (ps4)
>unironically this shit and some other bottom barrel garbage
>didn't even hit add to library
when I first got my ps4 the first monthly was fricking metal gear solid 5. what happened?
they ran out of good games and never made anymore, aside from tentpole 300 million dollar movie games they bundle with the system
1. Trying to jump on the Splatoon hype train when Splatoon hype died down long ago
2. Trying to make a splatoon game that has none of the fun Splatoon has
3. Making people pay for a game then still having expensive microtransactions in it
4. Making a splatoon game with a fake fortnite aesthetic and pastel colors
Geeeeeeeeee, wonder why it failed. Maybe if Square keeps chasing trends and fads it will work next time.
>3. Making people pay for a game then still having expensive microtransactions in it
why does this keep happening, anyway
you'd think after something like Exoprimal took a big fat shit on itself for doing the same thing the shareholder brain parasite would let devs try something else
I'm guessing a lot of these studios are operating on a delay where they see the hot trending thing. They take some time to get the conviction to copy them but then it takes a couple years to actually develop something and by that point the trend has died down.
Splatoon 3 still has a core crowd playing but they won't move to another game let alone platform
Multiplayer is gay
>inoffensive robbed of any originality troony art and design
>$45 content
>mediocre ass shooting mechanics
>UE4 on PS5
>square enix
HAHAHAHAADADAGAHAHAHAJAHAHAHJAAHAHAHAHA
>game clearly looks like shovelware knock off of splatoon
>sonygros STILL hyped it up
>to the surprise if no one who isn't a cultist the game ended up being shit
stellar blade is next
>*surprise of no one
I mean it could be fun, but nobody here will ever play it, so it doesn't matter.
It'll limp to steam a year form now I suppose.
this girl is the best.
best? at what?
making my dick hard
I meet her on a totally unrelated music event at roppongi like two months ago. She is really nice and funny, glad that she leave porn and now is building a new life with paintings and as DJ.
what did she smell like?
Like beer and gyoza, not joking. Jap girls dont use perfume, at best you can smell the soap and shampoo they use but thats all. If you go to nightclub the smell of beer or highball will be always on the ambient.
what's her name?
Sora Shiina
Stellar Blade will actually be good
Ok shill
You played it? Post your gameplay
Ganker likes metacritic now?
Are journalists just seething about it using AI?
Yes, westoids love to b***h about it
>Shill Up reviews The Finals
>spends the first 10 minutes "complaining" about chinks using ai voices in some parts
I can understand being bummed out losing your job because of tech advancements, and i even think AI probably isn't the best thing for society (when it advances more than this stage)
But god damn these fricking idiots just need to accept reality, this is just how it is now, things move on
It honestly came at the perfect time. The VA scene is littered with bad voice actors cause of connections and networking. Junpie from Persona 3 Remake is one of them.
>Junpie from Persona 3 Remake is one of them.
Except he by far did the best job and actually sounds like the old one to the point that it's hard to tell otherwise. You're just butthurt he's black or whatever
hes not just black, hes also replacing vic, this place was never going to give him a fair shot
Square should just do some Dragon's Dogma + SoP.
Imagine fighting all these iconic FF creatures instead of generic greek monsters.
>Dragon's Dogma
>Square
Also, greek creatures are way more based than whatever shit most studios make up these days
>we want the trannie audiences from splatoon!
>ps5 exclusive
>fails
It's a fricking mystery that a game does poorly when it's only audience are gaystation owners and isn't filled with inclusivity. SE has become the laughing stock of the industry and makes EA look like intelligent decision makers.
I do not like transsexuals. I do not hate transsexuals, but I am not interested in products related to them.
Im sure this game would be a mild success if it was F2P and on PC
>Sony tries to copy Smash
>massive flop
>Sony tries to copy Splatoon
>massive flop
I hate Nintendo as a company but trying to copy their games is still moronic.
I want Sony to replicate other Sony games. Like, why not make a game similar to Manhunt? Charge me $70 for it. I will buy.
they'll only allow neil cuckmann to work on a super edgy game similar to manhunt but he wouldn't do it
Don't care, still gonna try it. Got it downloading right now.
>45 burger bucks for a costume
LOL
EoS announcement when?
wait
i didn't know this was a free to play game. so it's like ninjala then
>free to play game
nuh uh
It's not. It has an upfront cost and you have live service shit
Yikes, see you in a 6 months to a year when they shut the servers down and delete their studio.
I hope more GAAS trash like this gets made so that the entire industry can crash and reset.
More layoffs are needed.
The people who make these decisions won't be laid off
A necessary evil.
Any dev worth their salt will leave for someone better.
Most devs barely make enough.
You're just churning more and more devs for the same businessmen
...and we're back to the point I was originally making.
The industry MUST suffer, big corpo NEEDS to crash. And new companies must rise.
Sqeenix, Blizzard, Bungie... ALL must die.
No offense but the character designs in this game feel so....sterile?
still less than fortnite
You can hate forntite for a lot of things but the designs are sure as frick not one of the.
sterile.
Like it's target audience
Because they decided to pander the japanese audience
splatoon is japanese and never invoked this feeling
But I do like the game's art style
what's this Black person smiling about?
It's a normal reaction to witnessing unfiltered SOVL. Inkcels wouldn't understand
For awhile the only shit I could find on Twitter about it was the launch party, which didn't actually show the game, it was just a bunch of D tier influencers playing with bubble guns
Square fricked up. That's why the game is free and the in game purchases are so high. They'd never break even selling the game as-is
It's foamver
Dude, whenever I see pink, white and blue I know it's a game I would never try. Use a different color pallet next time if you want me to check out your game. This is like when Microsoft released hi-fi rush. If you're going to sell a game to me that uses a 4/4 time signature I'm obviously not going to buy your game. Amateurs.
What Square should have done is add big fricking tiddies and swimsuits, since they are fricking pussies it does nothing to stand out and so is shit and ignored.
The dialogue in single player missions is killing me. Like causing me so much physical discomfort I stopped playing them.
>mfw the voices are all AI
>box art is a trans flag
They know this. And they should also know why I'm not playing the game. Cause and effect dude. If you want money and players then you at least need to try to read the room.
How many fricking live service games are they going to shit out just to shut them down within a year? We had
>ff7 battle royale
>marvel's avengers
>chocobo kart racer
>babylons fall
>full metal alchemist mobage
>engage kill
How often will they go through the same shit?
If just one is successful it'll become a goldmine for years
I think Hyenas counts personally, even if it didn't release they did try out the numbers with the pre-release demo before aborting it.
suicide squad
skull and bones
Those are not square enix games.
oh i thought you mean live service games in general
Companies like SE and Bamco literally throw shit at wall and see what sticks.
Even smaller IPs like bravely have like 6 mobages.
fricking LMAO
Squeenix deserves to catch just as much flak as the likes of Ubisoft and EA. Just an all-around greedy dogshit company that keeps trying new scummy ways to nickle and dime people
>what went wrong.
no one drew any of the girls taking a huge shit
huge soapy shit, with soap bubbles too
Y know it won't flop but I hope FF7 Rebirth will at least underperform so Square keeps sinking
>Gaming journalists say my favorite game is bad
They are idiots who dont know that they are talking about they probably never even played a game before
>Gaming journalists say my favorite game is good
BASED IGN!!!! If the experts say so then you know its good because this is her job this is what they get paid for.
>Game journalists say game i dont like is good
They are idiots who dont know that they are talking about they probably never even played a game before
>Game journalists say game i dont like is bad
BASED IGN!!!! If the experts say so then you know its good because this is her job this is what they get paid for.
your post proves you lack basic self awareness skills since you lump everything into black and white.
let me guess, you think you're a woman?
meds, now
no made by nintendo sticker to trick people into overrating it
>sony releases their first party game on PC and PS5 at the same time
>square enix makes foamstars exclusive to ps5
I just don't understand what they were thinking? How the frick do you get mogged by helldivers?
I'm fairly certain that Sony bankrolled Foamstars because it sure feels like it.
Helldivers is straight up funded, owned and published by Sony and had a PC port on Day 1. Why do you guys try to divert the blame so hard from Square Enix? Rocket League and Fall Guys had PC ports on release too way back before they were F2P and on the same day they were included with Plus
If Sony bankrolled it, why didn't they ask SE to wait on Foamstar's release for a month or two? I'm not doubting you, I'm genuinely asking
>TRG - review score: 40
>Review: Cute characters and a handful of promising ideas in its multiplayer matches do little to redeem...
>redeem
Xbox sirs.
Redeem is an actual word in the english language, ESL-kun.
Playing it right now. Game’s fun as frick. Surprised me.
Has anyone here touched foamstar runner yet? I understand the A.I generated controversy and lackluster design leave something to desire, but is there anything in there worth at least sale price? Is it really just a cheap splatoon knockoff or is there potentially something more in there?
Looks like the first AI-created game is mid as frick. Who saw that coming?
>as soon as people start pointing out the $45 microtransactions they drop Splatoon to $41 on Amazon
lmao
>digital code
Splatoon 3 was kinda mediocre though. It feels like a CoD-style sequel that's largely the exact same shit instead of something, you know, fresh. But at least CoD comes out yearly, where this is what we got after half a decade of waiting.
Splat3 was a very unnecessary sequel in the state they released it and how they've been handling support. Barebones at launch, a lot more issues like server problems and glitches than splat2, map designs are a downgrade, ranked system is handled worse, shitty 16 tick P2P infrastructure still hasn't been improved. Balance patches take ages, often do very little or have blatant favoritism towards certain weapons.
I hope the DLC will at least be good, because the MP has gripped me a lot less than 2's did.
Splat 3's got its issues but it's miles better than 2's missile spam/ink armor. It's much better balanced overall, though cooler still needs to be nerfed.
all cooler needs is to be destructible
Ladies, ladies, both Splatoon and Foamstars are fricking dogshit
Reminder Splatoon has $40+ dollar cosmetics thanks to amiibo scalpers. This isn't the smoking gun argument you think it is.
>Letting a color scheme live rent free in your head
Couldn't be me.
>LOL THIS GAME HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS
Didnt even realize that. It’s definitely not in your face
Could have done this without using pink, white or blue. These devs were intentionally trying to engage in the culture war. Disgusting dude, entirely disgusting.
I don't know anything about this game, but the pic in the OP makes it look like the gayest game ever. No thanks.
What a superficial copy of Splatoon. None of the edge.
severe lack of squids
Why replace the character with a squid?
every game is better with squids
>troony flag colors
it was doomed from the start
>low scores
>positive descriptions
100% israelitetindo paid these c**ts to give the game low score
>metacritic
Who cares? Where's the porn?
won't get any since it's pretty much forgotten already
Mind broken
She is literally the only good thing about this game.
>Squeenix
Yeah, sounds about right
>Flavor of a month stars game
so, any guesses when Square announces the end of service? no way they're not gonna drop the game soon
SE is too good at getting Sony to pay for stupid shit. Game is getting shut down in 5 months while SE gets their bag + $40 outfit tip
>Wastes like 2 years of dev time for like chump change instead of making them work on something people actually would want to play and pay for
Isn't this japanese office culture? Put people to work on uselesss garbage until they quit?
>literally every review compares it to Splatoon
no nintendo bonus