Foamstars

Will it join the ack, or save SE?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not on Switch
    DOA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting a splatoon clone on the console with splatoon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda worked for Ninjala.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ninjala
          Plays absolutely nothing like Spatoon, the character design is the only similarity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not putting a Splatoon clone on the platform with the audience for Splatoon
        It's almost like if you make a newfangled pizza you might want to go to a pizza joint, not a burger one to find the right audience.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Nintendo accept a clone of a first-party game that will actively compete with the game it's cloned?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk, as the disney racing game, or chocobo racing game or any other kart game or what about the nick brawl game, it doesn't matter and if anything at least some people who like said game / aesthetics could try samey ones.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        By that logic there wouldn't be any other JRPGs or platformers just because Pokémon and Mario are there you moron.

        Nintendo doesn't give a frick if it's there or not.

        There's nothing in it that would violate standards of the console - at least I assume this shit isn't full of full frontal nudity/sex or unrated - so it's all on Squeer whether it appears or not.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would Nintendo accept a clone of a first-party game that will actively compete with the game it's cloned?

        Why would Nintendo not?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would Nintendo accept a clone of a first-party game that will actively compete with the game it's cloned?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has a similar art style to Splatoon and that's where the similarities end
          the gameplay is very different

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Art doesn't look like Splatoon tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it already came out on switch tho

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl I wish this was on PC so I could be a foam sissy too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a foamsissy if you believe it on your heart Anon.
      You'll be part of the ack soon!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not on PC.
      Kek, Matsuda really was dumb to believe in the PS5. The PS4 was lightning in a bottle now most of them are PC gamers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The PS4 was lightning in a bottle
        Explain. The PS4 had 1 game -lifetime-.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          PS4 was selling like hotcakes that even Sony didn't know why, but it is clear it was because Xbox was going the always online/TV route which "gamers" didn't like back then.

          Now while PS5 is selling, the split between software is noticeably skewed to PC, that's cause now PS5 gamers are normies who only buy FIFA/CoD, and Sony exclusives selling in the 10s of millions because they only stock bundled consoles with no discounts.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems people who played the beta liked it but you can tell barely anyone is giving a frick about the game, the beta should have been on PC too, instead of sucking sonys wiener they should give their new IP all the boost it can get, it wasn't even on ps4 ffs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually did play the beta and it's a pretty mediocre game. It's not particularly like Splatoon, even though the core concept is somewhat the same.
      I don't think any amount of system-porting would have helped.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >or save SE?
    How? The latest trailer has less than a third of a million views, and statistically not even half of those will buy the game.
    How is it going to save SE when it will be dead in 6 months?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, you have to PAY for this shit?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has a physical release. You can actually own this.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game for zoomies or homosexuals I can’t tell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts kh
        How does one lack this much selfawareness

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is called a "reaction image". First day on Ganker.org/v/? Please spend more time lurking (that is, reading threads without posting) until you feel you understand the board culture 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            cringe larping newbie

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based baiting anon, this is the best kind of trolling and that other anon just fell hook line and sinker xDDDD (get FRICKED anon lol!)

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this site is going to go full "IT'S WOKE THERE'S FEMALES AND Black folk IN IT SO IT'S BAD" but I think this game is gonna die out naturally after like 3 months. It's a splatoon clone that's gonna lack any real depth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even that, at least haters can keep the discussion of a game alive but everyone is simply disregarding and ignoring the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda feels like pic related. Sure, it has politically controversial topics, but that doesn't really matter if the game's slop.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they won't pull the plug after 3 months. SE are a lot of things but they aren't quitters, even with they kinda should be.
      I personally blame FF14. After YP managed to revive it, SE think that no game is beyond trying because -worst case scenario- they'll try to revive it.

      I'm seeing at least 12 months of uptime before the inevitable shutdown.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't they kill some multiplayer and a bunch of 7R mobile games in less than a year?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but those were service games, destined to die, while this is a physical game meant to be sustained through purchases alone and supplemented by microtransactions. It's a very different business model.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >
            If nobody is playing it and making cosmetic purchases after a year they'll release it for free and stop making new content.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No way in hell is this meant to be sustainable through purchases. SE definitely has already planned for it to become F2P in half a year.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tummy worth fighting for.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But is it a tummy worth BUYING for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat out by Splatoon again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too old

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It reminds me of Destruction All Stars, Bleeding Edge, Lawbreakers, Babylon's Fall and Forespoken. But, it has that kpop aesthetic so maybe it'll get some coomer bux?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the beta and it was ok but suffers from the same problem as any other team based game. hoping and praying you don't get shitters on your team.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it better than Splatoon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty similar but I'd say splatoon is better because of customization and more weapons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game even F2P?

    Anyway I can see this being a thing that Square-Enix pays streamers to play for like a week and then it'll be one month of resetera and reddit desperately trying to convince people it's better than Splatoon before its player count plummets and then it disappears from the news for half a year until Squeenix announces it's pulling support.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the game even F2P?
      Nope, will sell for AA-price (60ish bucks is the current speculation). Doubtful they'd ask 70 ameridollars for this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >60
        I wouldn't pay 20. Looks like hyper-slop.

        It reminds me of Destruction All Stars, Bleeding Edge, Lawbreakers, Babylon's Fall and Forespoken. But, it has that kpop aesthetic so maybe it'll get some coomer bux?

        >Destruction All Stars
        Did that ever come out? I saw a bunch of moronic trailers and screenshots but I never actually heard about the game releasing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a launch title for PS5, it had like 300 players lol. Wonder why companies think they can do well with these types of games, it's REALLY rare to get Rocket League or Overwatch levels of success and even those games are starting to die.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this game sucked so bad, I thought it was going to play out like a modern twisted metal..

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was a launch title for PS5

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't a launch title it came out in February 2021

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking stupid of them. It might have carved a little niche for itself as a f2p game, no one's buying this thing for sixty clams.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >will sell for AA-price (60ish bucks is the current speculation)
        That's fine as long as it will include 2 years of updates and won't rely on like 4 kinds of different in-game monetizahahaha sorry

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    replace foam with coom

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony exclusive
    That's exactly the thing that's making Square Enix go ACK. lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      XVI sold 3 000 000 on just the PS5.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *shipped
        And still only barely broke even at best so they had to put out a bunch of remarketing to beg investors not to abandon them, lol.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, more power to Sony and all.

        They need to expand to PC yesterday. And I don't mean giving a 30% cut to fat frick Gaben, I mean actually bringing their shop there. For frick sake dude.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Square Enix live service game, so it has literally zero chance of being worth playing. They'll shut the servers down within six months and everyone will just lose all the in-game shit they paid for.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its weird that its not on pc, even sony first party gaas are on pc day one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, but this is SE, and they DESPERATELY want to get bought out by Sony one day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is like many people say gamepass will ruin gaming because devs will make mediocre games for the service, SE basically makes games to get the sony check and any actual sales are just a bonus.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That can probably be enough for this game because it's low-tier slop. But in the long run they're going to have to make something that's good if they want to maintain growth.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join the ack
    What? What's "ack"?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every single new game have this artstyle now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy bright vibrant colors, big eyes and inclusiveness!. You're not living in a pathetic dystopia, you're happy, think happy thoughts, go to work, be happy, do your taxes, feel happy, don't ask questions.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the characters don't look like fricking hipsters.
    I doubt it will do WELL WELL, but it's not hyenas, or saints row reboot or or or..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least the characters don't look like fricking hipsters.
      How do you figure? The most recognizable character in the game looks like she streams on Twitch from her hot-tub.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.
        But it don't look like something you would see in this video:

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That video is 13 years old Anon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet they still exist and try to use their daddies money and influence to make hipsters cool, even it means sinking a game company or two

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead they look like your bargain bin kpop-style Korean anime gatcha characters.

      Look up Dislyte. You could swear both of these games have the same artist with how similar the art style and character designs are.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has a chance at being the best selling PS5 game in Japan this year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Like a Dragon will beat it.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I going to love to be a good foam sissy!

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is all kids play games for these days, you only care about being a part of something.
    This was always true for kids to some degree but is far worse due to growing up with the world wide web.
    You kids should be talking about what you like and dislike about a game, not this nonsense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You kids should be talking about what you like and dislike about a game, not this nonsense.
      What's there to talk about? It's a thin Splatoon copy with outsourced character models that will feature microtransactions and be dead in 6-12 months. Who cares how good the guns feel or how nice the music is?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you only care about being a part of something
      I've heard this shit from boomers a few times now and I'm starting to think you might actually believe it. I can't speak for everyone but the vast majority of us don't give a FRICK what we're "part of". It's fun to see bad multiplayer games that employ awful practices fail and die. While BG3 is primarily single-player game, has no DLC, no microtransactions and prints money.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how good the pitches must be to get this stuff greenlit. Like are they just VERY desperate for ideas and the bar is insanely low, or do they actually hear "Splatoon with minorities on a console no one owns" and think that it's a goldmine?

    It comes across as tone-deaf at best and downright idiotic at worst.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pastel blue and pink everywhere
    you tell me

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have cephs?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has Nintendo not sued them for blatantly ripping off Splatoon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason no one has sued you for being an idiot.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this game going to have some top tier goon queens?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will play for she

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOUBLE BUBBLE DOUBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP POP!

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll probably have an amazing first week, game will review well and people are going to want to check it out.
    Week 2 will just be riding the wave that week 1 generated.
    Week 3 contrarians will try it out, this is where videos of it being compared (negatively) to Splatoon will start to pop up.
    By week 4/ a month streamers will move on from it, and slowly but surely player count will start dropping.
    This will continue until month 4, where videos start popping up with a sort of "What happened to Foamstars (the Splatoon killer)" vibe on Youtube, and consensus will end up being that the game is fun but dead, because updates were too slow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a very good summary.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the 3 hour long "Foamstars: A Misunderstood Masterpiece" video 6 months later that blames white male toxicity for it not selling well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good analysis, but you forgot the obnoxious fanboys who keep talking about how Foamstars was so much better than Splatoon because (insert mature and "complex" game mechanic Splatoon lacks).

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these morons keep killing their games by making them console exclusive.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If one hadn't seen any gameplay whatsoever and saw these two were side by side in a store, I doubt anyone would ever pick up foamstars.
    What an awful and bland cover.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those colors
    wait a second.....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ack Lives Matter

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game looks nice, it's a shame it's already doomed and everybody will indiscriminately shit on it just because "how dare you copy le hecking splatoon" even though iterating on existing games is the basis of the entire video game industry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going to top something that already exists, the new thing needs to be better than the old thing. Making "Splatoon: But With Women and Minorities" is not better.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking moronic anyway because Splatoon is almost exclusively marketed by its female characters

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that's just among degenerates on the internet.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Untrue, every single Splatoon game features the female character front and center. All of the idol characters that are the "main" characters of the games are also female aside from the cartoon manta ray.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won't even last a year before EOS.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like that game with a squid girl and ink guns on switch.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it doesn't come out on pc it'll join

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nice someone finally made a splatoon clo-
    >not on pc
    dead on arrival

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