Foamstars launched and you aren't talking about it? Why? Go play it. It's super fun.
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Foamstars launched and you aren't talking about it? Why? Go play it. It's super fun.
Looks like the most dead on arrival release after Exoprimal.
>Anon already forgot about redfall
I think that's what it was called anyway. Itd honestly getting hard to keep track of all these flops.
I think you're thinking of Babylon's Fall
No I meant he vampire shooter thing by arcane.
Babylon's Fall was an even bigger flop than that though
>Exoprimal
Exoprimal looks fun but its unfortunately online only (and expensive) 🙁
it's trash
all they needed to do was ripoff turf war, but they didn't. I don't know if it's because they can't or if they're just stupid.
smash the star is fricking garbage, the survival match is garbage, every game mode is garbage. the foam is there but honestly doesn't feel like it even does anything because reloading is separate. most of the maps felt way cluttered too. It was supposed to be 3D splatoon but the foam takes forever to build up unless you use certain moves, really doesn't feel dynamic at all.
I've never played anything as braindead as mission mode, either.
also the best part is if anyone leaves in the first minute of the match everyone gets kicked
coming out a day before Helldivers was a death sentence too, even if it didn't I would have still uninstalled in the first two hours like I did.
Hey. at least exoprimal is actually fun, has cool characters, has dialogue and story that isn't 100% cringe,
I don't play games for stories.
Square and Capcom coming out with the heavy hitter shit fr
What are you talking about, i love Lawbreakers 2
I'm getting Hyenas vibes from it, actually
Fpbp and I actually had fun playing Exoprimal, but I'd be a liar if I said I would have played it were it not on GamePass.
What the hell is SquareEnix thinking? Genuine question. Who the hell is trying to literally make the company go under? Are they trying to make the company fail for tax write-offs?
>Exoprimal
I got it on sale for 30 bucks and haven't gotten to fight rathalos enough times for the armor. it's a very decent overwatch with dinosaurs. I just wish it was more about shooting dinosaurs and less overwatch shit. My biggest complaint was
>I want to shoot dinosaurs
>but you ARE shooting dinosaurs we're shooting dinosaurs right now
>not like this you know exactly what I mean
>I quite literally do not under what context do you "want to shoot dinosaurs"
>I want to shoot dinosaurs
troony colours.
obsessed
Ywnbaw
trannies won if they got you trained to acknowledge 'THEIR' colors.
Might as well call it Trangentars.
It's amazing how this game managed to flop harder than I expected, because my expectations were rock fricking bottom.
Square Enix is releasing literal shovelware now.
Is it free at least
"free" on PlayStation Plus
becomes $30 USD on March 5th and that will unironically kill the game, I lhonestly do ike it but its only working right now because its free, no-ones going to buy this after its free window.
There is something incredibly uncanny about her face.
Too much white being shown, it makes her look like a psycho. Her gaze is also fixed straight ahead, most anime models have concave irises so their eyes appears to be following the viewer, it seems they didnt to that this time around.
I will now buy your game
It's impressive how this is them desperately trying to make some kind of e-girl bait but it doesn't even look good, even ignoring the weird face the dance looks stiff as frick.
You can probably buy the entire Fallout franchise on Steam for less than that and get multiple good games in one go. Absolute fricking bollocks
whales are more interested in spending money than playing good games.
So are covid vaccines.
>59 WITH the Sony bonus.
Damn, that's pretty bad. How could they mess up a simple Splatoon clone so badly?
>shooter on console
>splatoon ripoff
>without the unique soundtrack
>without the unique chara designs
>with the standardized and mandated soulless UI designs and gameplay
damn I don't think a pc release would have saved this piece of shit of a game
I love foam
you can stop pretending it's good just because you want tendies to be btfo
palworld is enough
i just played it for 2 hours straight
Not multiplat or day 1 on Steam. Square Enix just keeps shooting their own foot.
FOAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
$45 "micro" transactions skins
hey, thats a bundle of some awesome stuff
like board skin, and emoji
$45 is totally worth it for just one character
this games gonna die within the year
>Year.
son this game won't be able to live to see TTYD HD released.
>straight up money
is there no battle pass or ingame currency system?
I almost admire the balls they have to add on microtransactions to what is already a Chinese knockoff of a Nintendo franchise.
you can buy 2 real games for that
and have some leftover
Game is pre dead, they should've aborted
And no one's even going to see your expensive cosmetics, I had a look at some gameplay and everything was just covered in foam to the point that you just saw green outlines of people most of the time. And then the game was Splatoon but with weird hero shooter abilities, lost interest right away
this type of shit is exactly why despite their myriad of flaws nintendo still are by far the best big dev/publisher left
you don't have that in splatoon
Its only a matter of time before they pull that shit like they did with paid online for P2P matchmaking
>you don't have that in splatoon
tbf it's free and has more gameplay options that splatoon anyway. Plays better, too
amiibos exist
>comparing merchandising with selling you literally nothing tangible
you like genshin impact don't you
i don't even know what you get with the amiibos, never tried. they just sit on my shelf
do you get money or something?
That's more expensive than the Ninja Turtles bundle in Fortnite (3400 Vbucks/four characters). What the frick are they smoking?
45$ for a fricking skin? Even in League of Legends they don't charge you this much.
Wait until you see how much skins are in Valorant.
if you don't buy this you're poor, there I said it.
>t.poorgay
>if you don't buy this you're poor, there I said it.
This reminds me how much of a miracle Splatoon is. No microtransactions, no battle passes, just a pure videogame.
This is USD yeah? in Australia that shits gotta be like $60
square Black personx needs pc players to get anyone playing their slop
Is this the most soulless attempt to copy something in video game history?
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
>can't even make a free multiplat splatoon clone with nice cosmetics for whales
literall, LITERALLY Black folk working at that company
not on pc
Buy an ad Black personhomosexual
Buy an ad. Your game is forgotten already.
too many men
annoying announcer
feels like a copy cat game
Play in Japanese.
Just finished Squad mission on Hard and have 100%ed the game trophy wise.
Don't except the game to last a year.
Now back to waiting for rise of the ronin
WHY IS NOBODY UPLOADING THE FRICKING OST ITS ALL I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
>troony colors
Even if the game was 10/10 I wouldn't play it. You developers need to understand that colors are political now.
Looks pretty gay
If you make a video game and want to sell it. MAKE A GAME WORTH BUYING! These devs are fricking losers dude.
>live in Alaska
>mom lives with older brother in California
>they’re all kind of shitheads and doesn’t really take care of mom
>she’s mentally unwell as a result
>doesn’t want to move to Alaska with me due to weather and having all her doctors and friends in California
>decide to move back to California to take care of mom
>give up nice job and move to shitty job that doesn’t pay well
>job market in Cali sucks so can’t get better job
>brother doesn’t like mom and now doesn’t like me
>can’t really stay at home and play video games because brother is alway glaring at me
>want to play Foamstars but can’t since not comfortable at home
>now spends most of my time running errands for mom, taking her places, or just hanging out in my car
What do?
What's the deal with your brother? Sounds like a shithead
Dude, why in the frick would you move to Cali? I get that you love your mom, but that is the worst place on the planet. This coming from a guy who worked in Mexico City for years. Leave dude, get your mom and leave.
Tronstars is shit, I'm still playing Chadworld.
Is that even a real game?
I tried it because of the foamy brat flashback but the game actually just sucks
Saw gameplay, looks ass and has shit dialogue in that stupid "trying to emulate Japanese-style games' awkward English translations" fashion, written ironically straight to English that way.
Combat extremely basic and has dumb hero-shooter vibe in a third-person shoot that has really bad movement and 2-dimensional gameplay. Utterly bad. Helldivers 2 looks better than this even and that's saying something.
I got my fill during the beta. I'm done with team based games, can't stand playing with shitter and losing because of it.
I don't support woke games
Jet Justice looks like a complete homosexual but none of the other designs look woke to me. It even has a cute e-girl character.
Designs actually don't look terrible in comparison to every other failed team based arena shooter that has launched in recent years
But it's still a team based arena shooter and thus creatively bankrupt on every possible level
Swing and a miss, better luck next time Squenix
>Cute girls
I'll now play your game.
one ugly black with that maggot hair style is enough to spoil the pot
I wont play your game and wont be surprised if that cotton candy Black person is a red flag for anyone else to not even bother with the game. Asians certainly wont touch anything defiled by the black demons
You're out of your fricking mind lol
then I guess the games a frickin hit right? dumb ass b***h
Black folk have never made a game sell not even black spiderman could outsell the new goofy ass peter parker manlet
Dropped it after 2 days. Its not terribly unfun, but its no where near fun enough to be worth my continued attention.
Pretty sure I'm the only person who noticed the shitty AI art they used, it seems to be all of the "cover art" for the songs in game
Let me make a flow chart for you:
Is it on PC?
>Yes
I'll give it a try if it's fun
>No
No thanks let me know when it inevitably comes because of the low player count
There was a literally a recent thread discussion on why they made the characters secrete foam like mutants rather than just using tech that creates foam.
>rather than just using tech that creates foam
That's what it is though. Only the pink girl is a foam freak.
why
It's called troony std foam
It's doing super well in Japan at least. They'll push it to steam if the want the American servers to grow.
Really? I thought PS was dead in Japan.
NA servers are fast so far tbh, max I've hit is 15 sec. a match at like 2 am
I can't find any lobby
Why is this game not free? With 45 dollar cosmetics and shit
Why is it okay for Squeenix to rip off Nintendo but when Palworld does it it’s le bad?
>a reason to actually own a playstation
no.... Gankeridiot steamie kryptonite....
Not gonna a play yet another hero shooter, but this time with some stupid foam gimmick, just because you find the lipless girl from the preview trailer attractive.
How the frick is it not on PC? Actually braindead devs/publisher
Sony somehow keeps getting square to make exclusive deals
I believe this has something to do with Japan's honor system. Sony saved Square from the brink of bankruptcy after FF: Spirits Within failed. Sony also has historically been a Japanese company, Japanese companies like working together vs cooperating with foreigners.
Wow I'm surprised the thread survived more than 10 replies for once
thwy would have unironically made more money just calling the game pornstars and they shoot cum guns at each other and the women do ahegao faces when they get knocked out and you can do wienerslap taunt executions on them
Test
Oh yeah Sony's Splatoon, let's find out how bad is it
>It's fun
>that homosexual that goes off alone at the start of the match and dies to a 3v1
basically an automatic loss
game is pretty fun regardless though
mel t player here
De-age the characters by about 10 years and I'll think about it.40nww
People only cared about splatoon because it's a nintendo first party game (and a minor subgroup of cute and funny fans), why do you think anyone would give a shit about a ripoff of that without the main interest driving force?
>trans colors
i will now play your game ^-^
Looks zesty