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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like that picture is moving forward lol?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an optical illusion caused by how the target building in the background is blurred. You could probably recreate it easily.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw target member, get like 5% off every purchase and buy most of my new games from there
    also cool that they stock the king kong pro 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      only on Ganker do autistic babies brag about being part of a free program and saving 5%

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        youre just jealous of my savings. and no im not refering you, sign up on your own

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >youre just jealous of my savings. and no im not refering you, sign up on your own

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            just jealous of my savings. and no im not refering you, sign up on your own

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i look like that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its called not wasting money and its essentially zero effort after the whole 5 minutes of setup.
        Only an autistic neet who never spends his own money would be upset by savings.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile it's all just a smokescreen to get more of your personal information so they can sell it. Frick you moron or shill.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? What information are they getting that they wouldn't already get by ordering anything from them online?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you ordering from them online? Are you moronic?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you on the run from the law or a shitzo anon? Whats wrong with ordering online?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                from target? why would you ever shop online at target?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they have a deal on something and its the middle of the night?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe stop being such a homosexual consumer that you shop for bullshit in the middle of the night, and if you absolutely can't use a better online marketplace you moron.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its called not wasting money and its essentially zero effort after the whole 5 minutes of setup.
              Only an autistic neet who never spends his own money would be upset by savings.

              tfw target member, get like 5% off every purchase and buy most of my new games from there
              also cool that they stock the king kong pro 2

              Thanks but im not signing up for target+ sorry hahaha im just not gonna sign up okay, so you can frick off and stop spamming with all of your bots fricking target, frick your store, supply more self checkouts, you have the money to pay shills to spam here then invest in your stores that are quickly dying because walmart is superior and everything is shifting to online. and im sure youll be the first to implement required palm scanning to check out or put microchips in hand to checkout. so sorry im not signing up for target+ and you keep going i dont care its not happening youre not getting my data or number or my name or address and I . WILL check out with a check out physically like intended i wont use your online component

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baseddddddddddddd

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh, we're in a shitzo thread. Not shilling for Target, in fact most of what I order is from Amazon or walmart. And back when Best buy had gamer club unlocked, I got all my games from there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Target member
      Or I can have zero membership and shop at Walmart and get games that are normally supposed to be $60 for like $45 because the local Walmart undercuts every other store on everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        my local walmart doesn't do this anymore. It sucks

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My local Walmarts used to sell games for $49.99 instead of $59.99 but they stopped doing that maybe 2-3 years ago. I'm surprised it is still going on a your local store.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow 3 whole dollars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5%
      okay homo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY? WOW? I AM GOING TO (INSERT RELIVANT STORE NAME) IMMEDIATELY!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      5% off is fricking sales tax lmao just buy your games online

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s also on top of a 10% discount for team members if you pay with cash or I believe a Red Card.
      t. team member

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my science!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you target you killed zellers

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Target panders to gays and trannies. No thanks.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a Nintendogay friend who buys everything at Target, probably his favorite place to buy Switch games.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only three games tagged as "demo"
    Is that the full version of Mario RPG?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything not tagged as a demo is just a trailer.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop stalking me and shilling shitty monitors every time i walk in and maybe ill buy something

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Target, home of the circle in a circle. How may I help you?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one in the thread gets the joke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Targeted advertising?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the joke is that mario wonder has a demo in target and a bunch of nintendogays are going there just to play it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can confirm, went there this morning and played half of one level and half of another level before it closed out on me, had to get going so I didn't continue playing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in-store game demos
          Based. Just like the good old days. Nintendo wins again while snoys seethe

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, you never see demo kiosks for playstation or xbox.

            Every walmart I been to has a Switch demo.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What I remember at a Wal-Mart is a dirty Game Boy bolted in place that didn't work right, though for a while you could scan a game's barcode and see a trailer on a TV.

            Of course, that was the era where the customer service desk area had an arcade machine of Daytona USA.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Boot up Playstation
            >Download demo
            >Enjoy it in the comfort of my home
            Meanwhile tendies need grandma to drive them to the local kiosk

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot where you need to pay for your subscription(+tip) to get that demo on Playstation

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went to local Target today to buy some groceries
    >Remember every Tendie online hyping up the fact that Super Mario Bros. Wonder now has a demo in the kiosks
    >Decide to check it out (I have time to kill)
    >Get there and play it
    >Shit was so ass I couldn’t bring myself to complete the first level
    And this is why the last Mario game I bought and played completely was back in 2014 with Super Mario 3D World on Wii U.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I literally went to target yesterday for groceries. I don't buy games there, last time I went to the electronics section was years ago to buy a SD to USB adapter for my Wii U.

      >Went to Target for groceries

      All their stuff is incredibly overpriced, you're paying an upcharge on everything because it's "organic" and what not. Target focuses on an upscale demographic/clientele anyway, usually hippies, vegans, and organic nuts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        prices here are literally the same as walmart. buying the same brands they have.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek I literally went to target yesterday for groceries. I don't buy games there, last time I went to the electronics section was years ago to buy a SD to USB adapter for my Wii U.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda and Metroid are the only Nintendo franchises I care about. They might as well not make anything else as far as I'm concerned. Zero interest in any Mario game that isnt Mario 64.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Target trying to cope by saying profits dropped due to shoplifting
    >not addressing the obvious failed pandering to LGBT
    That being said, I don't buy games at Target unless they're having a B2G1, and that's rare.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons bragging about how their games are usually 5-10 or even 20% off in different stores physically.
    >around here the prices are either original price or more expensive, its better to just buy the cheaper digital version or hunt down in amazon or other digital stores a cheap physical copy imported
    I hate that nintendo got a shady distribution deal on our country for pretty much the rest of my life.
    >but le piracy
    got an oled and i don't want to gut it.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baseddddddddddddd

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I heard I can lower my cable bill by buying Target gift cards, is it true

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      Went to walmart at like 3am to buy a new keyboard when I broke mine, the checkout girl asked me how I was, I said really annoyed I had to buy a keyboard at 3am, and she says that's not the weirdest thing she's seen someone buy at 3am. so I asked what's the weirdest she's seen and she says "rope, duct tape, zip ties." wtf

      Back before when walmart was open 24/7 going there at 3am was fricking WILD.
      No less than 3 junkies doing fricking spastic dances in the aisle while they shopped. Weird trenchcoat people. Lots of hot nurses. But the best were the weird black people that would yell across the store incomprehensibly because they didnt know how to use their obama phones.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to walmart at like 3am to buy a new keyboard when I broke mine, the checkout girl asked me how I was, I said really annoyed I had to buy a keyboard at 3am, and she says that's not the weirdest thing she's seen someone buy at 3am. so I asked what's the weirdest she's seen and she says "rope, duct tape, zip ties." wtf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That cashier girl was just thinking wow this manchild must have slammed his keyboard in rage
      Then she went home and jamal was there waiting to pound her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        schizo writes cuck fan fiction. every single time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was 19 I remember someone behind me at Wal-Mart was buying KY jelly and paper towels. I tried not to make eye contact.

      I think the clerk was out of it, though, she scanned my apple I was buying without even letting it sit on the scale, so I got the apple for a penny.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually just came from Target and tried of the Wonder. It was fun. I chooses random and it gave me Daisy so, I got a look of Elephant Daisy. Fun fact too, if you manage to go to the end of the stage with water in your trunk, you can actually watered the citizen of the Flower Kingdom and they will bloom. It was cool to learn that by myself.

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