For me, it is Lae'zel

For me, it is Lae'zel

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to like french people, anon

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And OP is Lae'zy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Shadowheart will look down on me for romancing Lae'zel and that makes it even better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can have both, but you have to pursue Shadowheart first

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricked her, dumped her for shadow
    >'my nose is dignified, economical'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls be paitient, she does not follow the customs of fay run

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her face texture so fricking weird like they made her face normal then squished the nose in after effects.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not expect to care about her but I guess I secretly want a dom mommy because I was hard as a rock when she came onto me like 2 hours into the game. on a side note I betrayed those devil refugees in the grove and wyll left now, is his story good? he seemed like a boring mary sue

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same you can fix her.

      Wylls story actually sucks. It feels so incomplete and empty. They scrapped everything they had in the EA and now he barely has anything there. They always half ass the black guys story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      every conversation with wyll is the most cringe shit, all he talks about is how hard he has it while pretending that he doesn't think he has it hard and would totally do it all over again. I just left him in camp after act 1.

      and, man... the dude STILL came on to me. like one camp event he's just standing there dancing shirtless and he's like "hey babe... wanna frick?" even though we'd never talked outside of his "?" events where EVERY TIME I called him ugly or moronic, but I guess I'd been gaining generic party-wide approval or something to trigger it for him even though he was afk in camp

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't done Wyll's story yet, but I'm braced for him to be a fraud that shortcutted his way to power and fame through his patron pact. The way he told the story about saving some kid or whatever when asked about earning the title Blade of the Frontiers--where he waxes poetic about how he couldn't stand by when someone was in danger and rose to the occasion, but doesn't remember the fight at all--makes me think he's full of shit. And I'm pretty sure he's lying about Karlach given that you mind meld and she was in the Blood War. Think Karlach's old master is the one Wyll made a deal with.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is why I immediately disliked him and Gale. both come off as lying sleazeballs. Hopefully it gets better as they open up but Astarion weirds me out less because he's pretty at least a little open with his dishonesty even though he lies alot and sneaks around.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >won't say "please" or "thank you"
    Sorry missy but we practice proper manners in this adventuring party, have fun in the cage while we save the world

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tch. No respect for superior Githyanki Culture.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only party member that likes me, for whatever fricking reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because you pick all the evil psychopath dialogue options which is what she likes.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gets mad at me acting heroic and kind all the time I doubt I'll be getting any frog pussy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s the kind of girl who gets turned on when her man won’t behave

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do half-human half-Githyanki look like? Are they autistic supreme gentlemen?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly b***h. How can anyone withstand her awful attitude?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem with this b***h's face is that it doesnt even look like thats her natural nose. I looks like they started out with a normal nose and pinched it in an editor to make it look like that. It looks stretched out and unnatural. Shit's moronic.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killed her and her githyanki creche

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i give her a nosejob?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    want to kiss her nose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you did that she'd cum instantly. Githyanki women are weak to kisses.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Urge is really impressing me. It's not often you get to portray an actual, deeply messed up pscyhotic in a game. What an absolute fricking schizo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      On my Durge playthrough the whole party turned on me at camp and I had to kill them all. Solo running it now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go eat a fly. Dumb lizzer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it's pretty mediocre, I do love using the Slayer Form.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will submit to me
    >D1
    Guess I'm getting pegged

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting pegged isn't gay

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what party are you running lads
    >custom barb
    >lae-zel
    >shadowheart
    >gale

    tempted to swap lae-zel for the Black person because she's an annoying c**t but I want to frick her too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ranger beast master PC
      Shadowheart
      Karlach
      Gale

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadowheart and Gale seem like the generic YA fantasy slop picks. They act out their archetypes to a T.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I picked them because I wanted a healer and a mage

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You and everyone, buddy, and I'm sure you plan to have Shadowheart subclass into onahole.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i am planning on skipping on all the romance in this game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shadowheart is annoying but she's a cleric which is useful and I wanted a wizard but gale is now asking me to feed him magic items and that is extremely stupid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have two frontliners and two casters which is balanced. Personally I'd swap Gale for Wyll, because your party is lacking in charisma.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    your waidu looks like shoe on a head

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the superior Gith brought up in the game?

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