For me, it's the "first person weapon in right hand and magic in left hand" genre

For me, it's the "first person weapon in right hand and magic in left hand" genre

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is the bottom game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dishonored

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dishonoured

      its a shame arkane never made dark messiah 2 that would have been way cooler.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dishonored was, in everything but name, Dark Messiah 2 with better AI, better combat, better level design, better stealth and a setting and story that aren't terribly boring and generic

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was x but everything was different
          Thief would be a more obvious comparison but ok

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Dm walked so dishonored could run
          And damn did he run far. Great game. Dlc too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter, they removed the kick

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            no kick button

            Instead of kickspamming like a moron with ADHD, Dishonored introduced a "kick" spell that uses Mana but can be actually more useful in combat, another massive improvement

            >it was x but everything was different
            Thief would be a more obvious comparison but ok

            Nope, it's literally Dark Messiah without Call of Duty levels and a dogshit leveling system. It has far more in common with that than Thief

            >Witch house for endgame
            No, it wasn't, delilah alone brought it down with her shitty final bossfight

            Except Daud DLCs were KINO of the highest order

            dishonored wishes it had combat half as fun as dark messiah

            kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              skill issue

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun
                >he'll fight the same useless/helpless guards for 12 hours though
                >call of duty levels
                jesus christ what are you even trying to fricking say? you have to be baiting bro

                >kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun
                this is incorrect

                no kick
                all fun powers only allowed if you decide to be a mass murderer otherwise you just never get to use them
                level design and stuff sure, for a stealth game it works but otherwise it's just nonsense

                Nobody on this board ever posted Dark Messiah gameplay except the same webm of kicking dudes and using barrels because all weapons do shit damage. It's just a recurring astroturfed meme that Dark Messiah is good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                im gonna be honest
                that one stupid cathedral level makes me not want to play every time
                god i hate that place

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun
              >he'll fight the same useless/helpless guards for 12 hours though
              >call of duty levels
              jesus christ what are you even trying to fricking say? you have to be baiting bro

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun
              this is incorrect

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kicking the same orcs into spikes for 12 hours isn't fun
              oil
              throwable props
              bonfires
              telekinesis
              adrenalin finishers
              on the ground finishers
              xenomorph tail
              3 melee weapon types with multiple enchanted options
              ice blast
              rickety scaffolding
              one-off spectacle bits like the chandelier or temple statues
              and best of all, the swashbuckling fun is built into the adventure, rather than being an inefficient flex that's discouraged by the narrative

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they finally started to get with deathloop (imperfect as it is) that maybe encouraging people to use all the mechanics in an action game is a good idea but the desperate outrage prostitutes on this cumguzzling website wouldn't let a discussion of it go by without accusing it of nonexistent "wokeness"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no kick button

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Witch house for endgame
          No, it wasn't, delilah alone brought it down with her shitty final bossfight

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          dishonored wishes it had combat half as fun as dark messiah

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love people spouting this meme still. DM was garbage

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dishonored was boring as frick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no kick
          all fun powers only allowed if you decide to be a mass murderer otherwise you just never get to use them
          level design and stuff sure, for a stealth game it works but otherwise it's just nonsense

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            2 they made the powers a little more fun for a low chaos playthrough

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I keep trying to get into 2, I'll install it and then just never play it. I know it isn't a bad game, I guess I just haven't felt like playing dishonored. I played through the first game again but full chaos, murdering civilians and feeding rats for memes.
              >CHAOS CORVO

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's basically the same, with some added powers to make a non-lethal playthrough a little more interesting
                And Emily is pure sex

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never got into it because using all the cool powers and shit leads to a bad ending.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try deathloop, its brilliant.

                Everyone here try deathloop, seriously good game.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the chaos thing was moronic
            Like yeah you can play a pretty easy stealth game where you blink past half of the challenges or you can use the actual fun mechanics and get punished by the story for it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >another moron that thinks Chaos = morality and that the game punishes you instead of rewarding your playstyle by giving you more guards to slaughter to your heart's content to encourage replayability
              This fricking wesbite

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think it's more the ending slide making everything shit, when i was playing chaos corvo i liked the more guards because i was going full RATTO mode, i also killed civilians
                >thanks for saving me from those guards
                >they suddenly get eaten alive by rats
                CHAOS

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The writing behind multiple characters shows the game is trying to make you feel bad for picking the chaos route, especially with Samuel.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"behind multiple characters"
                >lists literally the only character in the entire game that gets moralistic with you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >emily goes from a precocious child to a deranged killer-in-the-making

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in Low Chaos she tells Havelock she'll make him stand in a corner
                >in High Chaos she knows she'll get her enemies executed
                That's cool though. Emily being a little shit that doesn't know how to grow up and lead an empire is what leads to D2

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do it with Emily as well, mainly in the sense of "look what a bad influence you are on this poor innocent girl"!

                But yes, Samuel shouldn't be handwaved. He's the most blatant example of the game trying to moralgay you. It's actually hilarious that people on this board try to defend this considering what Arkane became as a developer. You really going to handwave someone's coughing when they later ended up terminally ill? The homosexualry that became modern Arkane started out with them trying to insert hamfisted moralgayging into Dishonored.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a weird way to spell "Harvey becoming an Anita Sarkeesian simp after she criticized Dishonored 1". It's why as soon as Daud's DLCs you have the female gang leader Lizzy Stride and female gang members. It's why The Corroded Man retconned Lady Boyle's ending because "rape icky". It's why Wyman in D2 is sold to you as gender neutral. It's why they made Daud asexual. It's why there are zero references to prostitution ala Golden Cat. It's why half the elite guards in the game are female. It's why Mind Blanchard is transexual. It's why Karnaca's old duke, Stilton, Delilah and Breanna are all homosexual. None of this shit existed in Dishonored, not any more than it existed in Dark Messiah or Arx Fatalis.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get bothered that Anita criticised you without being a homosexual to begin with.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go to sleep, Anie

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >better combat,
          No.

          Hell I'm even hesitant to say better stealth since the powers just let you skip the stealth most of the time. Didn't help that it tried to draw unfavourable comparisons to thief.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is bait but I feel like replying anyway- Dishonored is too easy. In Dark Messiah you abuse your powers and the environment because enemies are bullshit with nearly instant attacks and kill you in 2-3 hits, and that makes it fun.
          In Dishonored not only are you WAY stronger, but enemies are even weaker than they are in DM. There's very little stopping you from just headclicking with the crossbow or pistol and that's a bad thing. It's fun when games do things to incentivize you to use your head and try new things.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newbies no longer recognize Dishonored on sight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is beyond over

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left-click fires the right-hand weapon

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    WITH
    EMILY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's fricking 10

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Emily dingus, Emily in 2

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop time
    >fire gun
    >time resumes
    >enemies heard the shot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sound doesn't move in stopped time
      >time resumes
      >sound starts moving again and people hear it
      What's the issue?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does the bullet move then? Why can I hear the gunshot when time is stopped if the sound isn't moving?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bioshock
    >magic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no science about building a city underwater without the intense pressure crushing everything so yes magic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but according to the Rapture novel, the buildings were built on shore then sunk down to the bottom of the ocean. The first game plays pretty loose with its timeline, only really stating that the city is founded in 1946 and the civil war starts in January 1st 1959
        >"Of course, the buildings are being fabricated above the waves. But we will lower them on a lunette ring, submerged into the structure's steel frames. "So much steel!" you wonder. "How will we keep so large a purchase from the government?" Water is buoyant. We shall not frame Rapture in steel, but in aluminium. The government jackals may suspect me of building an air force -- but never a city…"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm listening to the audiobook now, it's fricking dogshit lol

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever play immortals of avebury? I think it was supposed to be this but I can't bring myself to buy it even though it's cheap on ebay now

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left click uses right hand
    >right click uses left hand

    sometimes I wonder are devs moronic

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your daughter, bro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is Emily so hated on this board. I don't see anything wrong with her

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an incel board and Emily is cute and dangerous

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dangerously funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is Emily so hated on this board. I don't see anything wrong with her

      >Not really hot
      >A little cool, but not enough to carry her character (worse mask compared to corvo too)
      >Bland spoken lines (Really, the empress/assassin didn't have anything fun to say?)
      >Optional
      >The game is set in cuba or whatever, a place completely unrelated to her(Instead of the capital of HER fricking empire)
      >All spotlight is stolen by writer's dogshit waifu Delilah
      For Emily the game was rigged from the start. Shame, it could be a solid passing of the torch. Also they should have given her a boy to thirst over

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna replay Bioshock, but it seems like a pain in the dick to do so on PC.

    My limited knowledge of the Remastered versions which I got on the epic giveaway is that they're just a more soulless version of the OG, but from what I know the OG game is a pain in the ass to get running on modern machines because of compatibility issues.

    Anybody here know what route to take?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the original on Steam and it worked fine (windows 10), so if you can find a crack it shouldn't have compatibility issues

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember there once in the day being a mod to fix the low fps ragdolls, is that still around? and is there an easy config shortcut to increasing the fov?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Remastered versions are shit if you care about the original dev intent because instead of polishing what's there, they replaced it with new stuff ie using completely different photos as reference for the updated textures, stuff like that. The result being you can end up with a room that has different patterns in the tiles and an off-color wall texture. It's small stuff most players won't care about but it's there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick told you it's difficult to run bioshock on modern pcs? The only difference in the remasters is they load in textures slower

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single time I've read about it, I hear about compatibility options, how it straight up won't run on windows 10 and shit like that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        downloading the GOG version now, hoping you're right.

        Looked up some physics fps unlocker fix too, here we go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were weird compatibility issues but I cant even remember what they are. I remember trying to replay the series when the remasters were released and figured out they were a complete mess and crashed every 40 minutes, I then looked into just replaying the original and gave up when I saw how much of a pain in the ass it would be to get it running.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >left handed mode still isnt the standard with any first person game
    >its not even a niche thing, no game has it
    >not even RPGs
    Leftybros...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even left handed, but gun in left hand and right for spells just makes more sense when you're using their respective mouse buttons.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old versions of Counter-Strike defaulted to left handed, which is also why all the gun designs are mirrored.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >left handed mode still isnt the standard with any first person game
        >its not even a niche thing, no game has it
        >not even RPGs
        Leftybros...

        Every shooter should have a button that swaps which arm you are firing from, it actually impacts gameplay because it determines your ability to fire projectiles from around certain corners. I'll know what a game dev truly gives a shit when I actually see a shooter do this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie I can't even write with my left hand, most people aren't abidextrous.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't need to be ambidextrous to blindly fire around a corner from a different shoulder

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You also likely can't do parkour along rooftops but vidya is all about playing someone more capable then you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            When shooting, your dominant eye is more important than your dominant hand. Despite being right-handed, I hold rifles left-handed because I'm left-eye dominant and I'd rather not lean my head further over the stock.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remnant does this.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't beat the game

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just threw up a little

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss this homie like you wouldn't believe...

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more into FPKs, first-person kickers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah deathloop was a pretty good game

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyclone trap a splicer
    >hit it with a rocket spear as it's flying around
    >spazzes out, launches into a corner, blows up

    This and Dark Messiah are the two best action-focused "immersive sims" if you can still call them that, IMO. They strike a good balance between being tough and letting you do whatever the frick you want

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Arx 2 Raphael.
    It's still your best game.

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