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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never heard of it, tell me more

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does everything that does but much better and for free

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mister is less gay

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't you just emulate that fpga stuff with software?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like asking why you can't simply download more RAM. Emulation is already mimicing the hardware through software, the whole point of fpga is that that this can happen at a hardware level and not have a few extra milliseconds of input lag that will totally ruin your gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On that topic, I have this super high quality golden plated audio cable with military grade insulation that will totally remove any noise or delay from the audio output of a fpga.
        For you it's only $499 per meter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Software can't work around shitty pc hardware that makes low latency perfectly synchronized audio and video impossible.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already have all the consoles and rgb crt I use. If I didn't care about original hardware, might as well use software emulator, instead of investing fpga implementation.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you nerd emulate yourself a girlfriend lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are waifus

      is this like that autistic audiophile stuff where you pay like $2000 on tech to improve your listening experience by 1%

      No, its more like paying 500+ dollars for a piece of hardware that you will need to beta test and hope that one day it will actually become as good as software emulation

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.Ganker.org/advertise

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My phone is sufficient.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ugly box that looks like a college project. Just get a PC and emulate every system for free.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulation works for me, I don't notice any input lag because I don't live life through a highspeed camera.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only reason to get one is for is the arcade and computer cores, which especially for the latter are far from perfect.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already have a powerful PC

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this like that autistic audiophile stuff where you pay like $2000 on tech to improve your listening experience by 1%

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      man i fricking hate audiophiles, literally the most insufferable fricks to have to be around

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poorgay randomly seething over audiophiles
      kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a MiSTer, and I agree.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making this thread every single day. Please stay on /vr/ so only one board is calling you a fricking moron instead of two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a niche product and they're desperate to sell more boxes but no one wants to cuz they already have PCs that can emulate tons of systems. Why bother investing in this shit

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can it run dwarf fortress?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for ONLY $500 you can get scammed like a fricking moron!
    Meanwhile anyone with 10yo pc is able to play all the games this shit is supposed to play and more
    buy an ad

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool, but it's a niche product. 99% of the people on this board who want to play retro games will just use software emulation and be perfectly fine with it. This thing reminds me of guitar players who will spend $2,000 on a vacuum tube tape echo unit because anything less than the original unit simply isn't good enough. That's fine, but for everyone else into tape echo a $200 unit that sounds 90% like the real thing is more than good enough.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open source project
    >open designs
    >most assemblies are like 400+ dollars
    do retroons like getting ripped off?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the great part of retro games is actually using real hardware inserting carts and using real controllers.
    Take that away and you literally could get a chinese retro handheld.
    Even everdrives i'm against but the prices of some games are too moronic to not get one

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >perfect
    lmao yeah right
    https://github.com/MiSTer-devel/SNES_MiSTer/issues
    https://github.com/MiSTer-devel/S32X_MiSTer/issues
    https://github.com/MiSTer-devel/X68000_MiSTer/issues
    its a literal scam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an open source project has morons posting in the issues section
      Stop the presses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rude of you to call customers "morons"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >op claims its perfect
        >posts evidence to the contrary
        >noo you can't do that
        frick off shill, your product is a scam and garbage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know Ganker is moronic and can't really comprehend why this device exists, but posting an issues page on github as some sort of smoking gun is just braindead.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day homosexual shill, your product is broken and a scam, it does not work flawlessly as op claims it to be. just read through the issues, and you will see some games are just downright broken ie: https://github.com/MiSTer-devel/S32X_MiSTer/issues/51

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              32X is a work in progress but WWF Raw is playable in the current core. The intro is still glitchy, every other 32X game is more functional.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Add it to the list LMAOOOOO

                Still no x68000
                Still no CPS3
                Still PS1 and Saturn issues, N64 will never be full FPGA it requires some software emulation

                Dreamcast never

                You lost mistersister, you lost on /vr/ and you lost here. I will not buy your product, I will emulate for free, you will seethe, I am warning everyone in this thread do not fall for this garbage misterhomosexuals LOVE to mislead just how “accurate” your cores are then when you start to point out all the problems it’s “ok well you can’t do THAT or THIS or ANY OF THESE but other than all of those exceptions it’s 100% indistinguishable cycle accurate =)”

                Mister also known as the excuse generator

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i don't expect to live another 30 years?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i reported this shit nearly an hour ago and it's still up
    it's a fricking ad
    frick mods frick jannies

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I give zero shits about arcade cabinet games.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You fell for the meme. Playing on my 50 dollar Chinese handheld just fine, thank you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use your phone, moron

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no PC-98

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean like my Steam Deck?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine playing glitchy emulators on a tiny screen with 7+ frames of lag and being smug about it lol

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever play on original console. There's no way emulation could ever replicate the idiosyncrasies of official hardware. They'll never be able to emulate the way the electrons move through reality, giving you the best gaming experience.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no x68000
    Still no CPS3
    Still PS1 and Saturn issues, N64 will never be full FPGA it requires some software emulation

    Dreamcast never

    You lost mistersister, you lost on /vr/ and you lost here. I will not buy your product, I will emulate for free, you will seethe, I am warning everyone in this thread do not fall for this garbage misterhomosexuals LOVE to mislead just how “accurate” your cores are then when you start to point out all the problems it’s “ok well you can’t do THAT or THIS or ANY OF THESE but other than all of those exceptions it’s 100% indistinguishable cycle accurate =)”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still no CPS3
      Noooooo, not the three games. Paypigs funded its development though so it'll happen at some point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t matter, you lost, FBNeo won for free

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No PS2
    >Actually, no console beyond the PS1
    who cares, i'm not dropping 500 bucks to play fricking NES games of all things, I can play those games on my goddamn browser if I want

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bragging about playing laggy games with a hundred frames of lag
      I know Ganker is a bunch of dishonest poorgays but come on now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        “Spending money = good” doesnt work if the product is inferior to the free option Rabbi, buy an ad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bragging about dropping 500 bucks for a paperweight
        just buy the actual console at this point

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Anyone who buys a MiSTer knows how shitty Retroarch is. That's like the number 1 reason somebody would buy one.

        >muh lag
        >muh Retroarch

        Shut the frick up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Retroarch sucks a fat wiener. The fact software emulation needs some frameskipping jank to make up for its inherit flaw tells you how shitty it is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still not using troonyarch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You lost mistertroon, and you’ll lose next week when you make this thread, and every thread after that, buy an ad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody actually uses Retroarch.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use it on my PC, Deck and RG35XX
                it just werks

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when this shit can do something truly revolutionary. Like LaserActive or ActionMax emulation.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$500 for a dongle
    You can buy an entire console and games for that kind of money.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anyone who buys a MiSTer knows how shitty Retroarch is. That's like the number 1 reason somebody would buy one.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emulation is free. This box is good for "Shit no one cares about enthusiasts" but beyond that emulating is fine for everyone else.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with software emulation with BFI

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even going to go into how much more convenient and free emulators are.

    Mister doesn't make any sense ATM .Since the mister only works up to N64 the only systems that are too powerful to emulate perfectly with software can't run at all on the mister.
    There's no real input lag on NES emulators or muppen because PC chips are powerful enough in comparison to pre PS2 chips that they can emulate them perfectly 5 times over without breaking a sweat.

    If FPGAs could play up to PS3 it would be way but it can't even play GameCube so its the audiophile version of retro gamers consumers.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only $500 to do what your PC can already do slightly better
    You guys are worse than ergonomic chair autists

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ad thread still up
    do your fricking jobs jannies

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't perfectly emulate arcade hardware, who cares

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