Same, I like the sweetened chemically vitamin taste of og monster/rock*/red bull more than most of the flavored options. Actually I like the flavored red bulls quite a bit but there's something different about the original flavor that satisfies a part of my palate in a way the others don't
this. also my work place had a whole case that was going bad. My boss saw that i bought 2 cans every friday so he gave me the case for free. Funny thing is i was trying to quit buying them every weekend because it was a bad habit. now i drink 1-2 a day 5 days a week,
As a kid I legit thought it was an alcoholic drink with drug-like chemicals, I guess it was the point, selling kids overpriced soda as something edgy and dangerous
>Be 30+ >Drink Monster Ultra >Like mowing my lawn and using the grill >Mostly replay games from the 90s, early 2000s
One of the few memes here that I like because when I find other anons who fit the bill, we get to argue about the level design in Thief instead of calling each other trannies.
reduce the consumption, not drop it completelly otherwise you'll just make it worse.
Then try to replace it with any sugar-drink, or the lost in sugar will just make you crawl back.
Yessir. Back in like 2001-2002, my friend would get a case of Bawls for sleepover at his house. We'd stay up all night trying to beat Final Fantasy X and hand off the controller every half hour or so. Order a few pizzas... Watch some movies like Blade, Blade 2, Resident Evil... Fricking good times and I miss having no responsibilities other than school.
Funny story - His dad would always have the latest Playboy magazine issue sitting in a little basket beside the upstairs toilet (we gamed in the basement). Whenever my friend fell asleep, I'd sneak upstairs to go check out the magazine haha.
literally me. i even stopped on a dime for an entire month when i was trying to save money, and a few weeks after i just got back into the habit of buying 1 every morning again
Redbull shits all over Monster so bad it's a wonder how Monster even managed to be successful and end up a marketing sponsor giant in sports like Redbull. The dollar store energy drinks taste better than Monster.
Redbull is tfricking rash. They barely put any caffeine in their small and it the only energy brand that always makes me sick. I try every new flavor at least once.
People drink monster because it doesn't taste like energy drink, but soda. The old monsters like the og and the likes which were around for long are just shitty redbulls, which is bad by default.
The new ones are good because they less agressive and actually enjoyable like a soda.
It's expensive as shit sugar water that a body gets more addicted to the more you drink it. Braindead gamers that mindlessly consume whatever is in front of them are the perfect demographic.
Caffeine is bad for you and fricks with your GABA system. It's even worse if you are someone who drinks alcohol since alcohol also fricks with your GABA system.
Caffeine induced anxiety disorder is real. Caffeine crashes are annoying and will make you want more caffeine or give you other habits like nicotine use. Quit the caffeine israelite, drink fricking water or at least limit caffeine to 50-100mg once a week. I personally drink a can of diet coke once a week because I love the feel of caffeine but I know its harmful.
The tea + lemonade flavor is the best. It's only 15 calories and part of the """"rehydration""" line, of which I don't really believe but view as a bonus since ill drink that slop anyway for my once in a while energy fix since it taste good.
I still like the sugar free options more than anything made by Redbull. The Rockstar Fruit Punch flavor with sugar taste like poison. They put an entire bag of sugar in one can. Nasty ass flavor.
>Strawberry/Cherry Starburst
7/10, taste true to the flavor but a bit much >Skittles
5/10, way too tart >Frozen Bombsicle
7.5/10, better than their competitors >Midnight Cherry
10/10, goated >the rest
Never even seen them
Is there any other drink that has that "electric" tastes that Enegy Drinks have? I love it, but I'm legitimately worried my heart will explode since I drink like 2 every week.
The "electric"ness you think of is from the caffeine. So no, you're not gonna get a caffeine-free drink with that "buzz" you think of. Just stop drinking them and after a month you won't think about them. Shit's is legit addicting.
>m-muh heart
Nothing will happen, your body will accommodate to the caffeine dose. I have been drinking 2-3 Energy Drinks everyday since close to 9 years and I stopped getting heart racing like 3 years ago. Now I only get heart racing if I drink 4 in short duration + coffee
how old are you, how active your daily routine is, how much you weight, how good is your diet.
This shit won't kill you, but you don't need it, all that energy your body can generate it on it's own.
Ive tried this shit twice i think im allergic to it which is unfortunate because i really liked the taste >got weird pains in/behind my knees and elbows >made me extremely anxious. more than skulling a regular energy drink would on an empty stomach
Monster removed or changed all the flavors I liked. They only ones left that they still sell here in my country that I like are the White Ultra and the Rossi one. So many of the ones I liked are gone. They changed the flavor of Assault, removed the green and yellow Rehabs and the Baller's Blend and replaced the old Hamilton with the shitty new Ultra Hamilton.
It's poison, unironically.
As ever, the vast machanisms of the outside world conspire towards nothing less than the utter annihilation of our stigmatized minority.
Do not slide into the punji-pit of complacence!
GAMERS RISE UP AND CLAIM YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!
Reminder that drinking Monster is not only terrible for you, but buying their poison also means supporting a company that constantly abuses trademark laws to try and hold a monopoly over the fricking word "monster."
I never see them in my area, only at weird independent convenience stores when I travel out of town. Their bottles look cool so I'll try and grab one the next time I see them.
Was it though? I think it was organic and sort of meme-like, unlike G-Fuel that went out of their way to sponsor every single stramer/youtuber/tournament/etc.
I drink at least 4 monsters a week for over 3 years now
So far I'm feeling good, but I can only enjoy energy drinks while playing FPS games, same with beer
I was absolutely addicted to Amp before it got bought by Mountain Dew and completely changed the flavor of it. Now I know how sad people can get when their favorite food/drink gets discontinued.
acceptable answer. Any beside the carbonated drinks where they pack an entire bag of sugar into the can. all the ones with 50 grams of sugar taste toxic.
Gamers are dopamine addicts, caffeine increases effects of dopamine. Its like tying one addiction in with another.
These cans have so much caffeine you are only suppose to drink 1 day, but their promotional sales sell 2 for 30% off. Its so much that its a serious drug problem for the people that drink it every day.
I had a monster mocha and it was disgusting. I was expecting a coffee flavored energy but what I got was an energy drink flavored iced coffee
Either would suck but it would've been a little less bad if it was at least carbonated
to stay up all night playing
to prepare you for the blood sucker livestock life
genocide of gamers by giving them heart attacks
Noooo dont kill the gamers haha
don't know but the original is the only good flavor
>original is the only good flavor
It doesn't have a flavor.
That's white.
homosexual white tastes like bad sprite or citrus
The original is the worst flavor you fricking subhuman. I hate over sugared drinks. You could get a much better drink with less sugar.
It seriously tastes like they crushed up a shitton of sweetarts and dissolved them into an already sugary drink. It’s so gross
not my problem
It's actually my least favorite. I'm more partial to the flavors of the sugarless ones.
Full throttle shits on monster. I’m just basically drinking a coke with more caffeine. Monster tastes like plastic garbage
they brought the original flavor out in a zero calorie version. Well it tastes like shit, but its better than drinking white monster.
>only good flavor
that would be picrel
>SUPER DRY
What does that even mean?
Same, I like the sweetened chemically vitamin taste of og monster/rock*/red bull more than most of the flavored options. Actually I like the flavored red bulls quite a bit but there's something different about the original flavor that satisfies a part of my palate in a way the others don't
Nah. The Monster Reserve white pineapple flavor is legit the best energy drink on the market.
peach is pretty good
Zero = Black = Gold > Paradise = Watermelon > Sunrise > Violet > shit > Original
ENTER
That is just straight up garbage Fanta.
moron
The original is, LITERALLY, the worst flavour.
this. also my work place had a whole case that was going bad. My boss saw that i bought 2 cans every friday so he gave me the case for free. Funny thing is i was trying to quit buying them every weekend because it was a bad habit. now i drink 1-2 a day 5 days a week,
it was?
i thought all its eggs were in the motogp basket
As a kid I legit thought it was an alcoholic drink with drug-like chemicals, I guess it was the point, selling kids overpriced soda as something edgy and dangerous
I don't know, but the boomer memes worked on me and I drink a couple of the white ones every month. I think the one in the OP tastes awful.
>Be 30+
>Drink Monster Ultra
>Like mowing my lawn and using the grill
>Mostly replay games from the 90s, early 2000s
One of the few memes here that I like because when I find other anons who fit the bill, we get to argue about the level design in Thief instead of calling each other trannies.
I love that for you.
me
I was just thinking about thief at work today and how I wish it had a remake, but realizing that there is no way it would turn out well
White is the only good one
How long till I drop dead from a heart attack?
White literally tastes like water, what's the point
The water tastes like soda where you live?
This is me every morning. Help me.
reduce the consumption, not drop it completelly otherwise you'll just make it worse.
Then try to replace it with any sugar-drink, or the lost in sugar will just make you crawl back.
t. only drink once a week help me
Remember Bawls? MMMmmm.
>Bawls
Yessir. Back in like 2001-2002, my friend would get a case of Bawls for sleepover at his house. We'd stay up all night trying to beat Final Fantasy X and hand off the controller every half hour or so. Order a few pizzas... Watch some movies like Blade, Blade 2, Resident Evil... Fricking good times and I miss having no responsibilities other than school.
Funny story - His dad would always have the latest Playboy magazine issue sitting in a little basket beside the upstairs toilet (we gamed in the basement). Whenever my friend fell asleep, I'd sneak upstairs to go check out the magazine haha.
>drink 2 Bangs and 1 to 2 Monsters a day, every single day
I don't feel so good...
I used to drink a monster a day when I was working in a warehouse, and that shit will absolutely frick with you and make you dependant on it.
I drink 2 a week and i look forwards to the days i drink em
lmfao, im fricked.
Pacific punch is so fricking good, bros.
For me It's ultra gold
cut out bang. 300mg is way to much. I felt significantly better after cutting out Bang and reign.
>got to the point where buying one from the vending machine on a way to work has become a ritualized part of the day
>I dont even like the taste
literally me. i even stopped on a dime for an entire month when i was trying to save money, and a few weeks after i just got back into the habit of buying 1 every morning again
You are using that phrase incorrectly
Redbull shits all over Monster so bad it's a wonder how Monster even managed to be successful and end up a marketing sponsor giant in sports like Redbull. The dollar store energy drinks taste better than Monster.
>it's a wonder how Monster even managed to be successful
Owners are israeli
redbull tastes horrible.
regular monster too.
The white, orange and punch monsters are good the rest is not.
Redbull is tfricking rash. They barely put any caffeine in their small and it the only energy brand that always makes me sick. I try every new flavor at least once.
>They barely put any caffeine in their small
same caffeine per mg as Monster. They also have bigger cans.
People drink monster because it doesn't taste like energy drink, but soda. The old monsters like the og and the likes which were around for long are just shitty redbulls, which is bad by default.
The new ones are good because they less agressive and actually enjoyable like a soda.
i only like hung bottoms
>i only like hung bottoms
same bro
It's expensive as shit sugar water that a body gets more addicted to the more you drink it. Braindead gamers that mindlessly consume whatever is in front of them are the perfect demographic.
because gamers are moronic and will buy anything if you shill it hard enough
Caffeine is bad for you and fricks with your GABA system. It's even worse if you are someone who drinks alcohol since alcohol also fricks with your GABA system.
Caffeine induced anxiety disorder is real. Caffeine crashes are annoying and will make you want more caffeine or give you other habits like nicotine use. Quit the caffeine israelite, drink fricking water or at least limit caffeine to 50-100mg once a week. I personally drink a can of diet coke once a week because I love the feel of caffeine but I know its harmful.
>GABA system
the wat now
GaBA. Gameboy Advance.
I've been addicted to caffeine for like 4 years now and it just keeps creeping into my life
all it takes is 1 shitty long-weekend to get over caffeine and sugar.
t.done it multiple times
lol, someone who admits they're not over their addiction giving advice on getting over that addiction. Peak fricking Ganker
I play games and never felt like it was pushed directly to me. You fat fricks drink it because you thought it was cool like morons.
To induce diabetes and lower their lifespan
The tea + lemonade flavor is the best. It's only 15 calories and part of the """"rehydration""" line, of which I don't really believe but view as a bonus since ill drink that slop anyway for my once in a while energy fix since it taste good.
Rockstar > Monster
Rockstar isn't even contender where I live. Nobody buys that crappy drink.
Well everyone in your area has shit taste lol
I still like the sugar free options more than anything made by Redbull. The Rockstar Fruit Punch flavor with sugar taste like poison. They put an entire bag of sugar in one can. Nasty ass flavor.
How the FRICK has Rockstar managed to stick around so long? Who is buying them?
Rockstars?
>Strawberry/Cherry Starburst
7/10, taste true to the flavor but a bit much
>Skittles
5/10, way too tart
>Frozen Bombsicle
7.5/10, better than their competitors
>Midnight Cherry
10/10, goated
>the rest
Never even seen them
these make me itchy
These almost gave me a heart attack and cause sharp pains throughout my body.
You should probably get that checked out if your almost dying from drinking this stuff.
/ck/'s a long way away!
god I need Astolfo's dick down my throat
SEXXXXXX
Someone post wiener
a soft drink is pleasant to sip while playing vidya
they use them as dildos?
*crack*
sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpahhhhh
yep
>logo is 666 in hebrew
after 2 red bulls my heart is racing usually.
after 2 monster zero nothing. i like the white/lewis hamilton/ultra blue
after 2 bangs i still have hard time staying awake
Is there any other drink that has that "electric" tastes that Enegy Drinks have? I love it, but I'm legitimately worried my heart will explode since I drink like 2 every week.
The "electric"ness you think of is from the caffeine. So no, you're not gonna get a caffeine-free drink with that "buzz" you think of. Just stop drinking them and after a month you won't think about them. Shit's is legit addicting.
just start running, it will force you to quit any stimulants
True, I went for a run last night and fell asleep way earlier.
>m-muh heart
Nothing will happen, your body will accommodate to the caffeine dose. I have been drinking 2-3 Energy Drinks everyday since close to 9 years and I stopped getting heart racing like 3 years ago. Now I only get heart racing if I drink 4 in short duration + coffee
they're awful for your teeth too, not only heart
how old are you, how active your daily routine is, how much you weight, how good is your diet.
This shit won't kill you, but you don't need it, all that energy your body can generate it on it's own.
To give them beetus by shocking their pancreas with stimulants and corn syrup
For my money its this one. Shame so few places here sell it since White and No-sugar seem to be more popular.
>not drinking skeleton kino
not, gonna, make it
this one is pretty good
probably the best energy drink I've ever tried
the drink of high level gamers
It wasn't. It was marketed to polish and lithuanian kids who listened to all time low and went mudding
>all time low
That's rather specific.
>No sucralose
>No Acesulfame
>no glucose
*Real cane sugar
Drink this instead.
Ive tried this shit twice i think im allergic to it which is unfortunate because i really liked the taste
>got weird pains in/behind my knees and elbows
>made me extremely anxious. more than skulling a regular energy drink would on an empty stomach
The boomer meme unironically mindbroke half this website into thinking zero ultra tastes good
it did, they got me. the chemical wienertail in that drink hits some very susceptible parts of my brain.
Monster removed or changed all the flavors I liked. They only ones left that they still sell here in my country that I like are the White Ultra and the Rossi one. So many of the ones I liked are gone. They changed the flavor of Assault, removed the green and yellow Rehabs and the Baller's Blend and replaced the old Hamilton with the shitty new Ultra Hamilton.
for me its club mate
its not as good as zero ultra, but ghost has pretty good flavors. much better than I expected a licensed candy flavored sip could be
Gamers are swine chattel and pay a premium of their minimum-wage to lap up toxic slop like this.
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Sovlless imitator.
ITT a bunch of people getting ass cancer before they are 40
Seriously - how can can it actually be?
It's poison, unironically.
As ever, the vast machanisms of the outside world conspire towards nothing less than the utter annihilation of our stigmatized minority.
Do not slide into the punji-pit of complacence!
GAMERS RISE UP AND CLAIM YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!
Reminder that drinking Monster is not only terrible for you, but buying their poison also means supporting a company that constantly abuses trademark laws to try and hold a monopoly over the fricking word "monster."
Theo carb and no sugar ones get shit on but i like them, c**t
For me it's pic related
My dad used to bring these home for me all the time in the early 2000's after he got home from work. Does SoBe even exist at all anymore?
dont think so
you can still get bawls btw
I never see them in my area, only at weird independent convenience stores when I travel out of town. Their bottles look cool so I'll try and grab one the next time I see them.
The dark red ones were my fav
I like to crack one during work bad pretend my life is one shitty kojima movie game
trying to win the no "access to Adderall" market
Was it though? I think it was organic and sort of meme-like, unlike G-Fuel that went out of their way to sponsor every single stramer/youtuber/tournament/etc.
They know what gamers really need
HUH???
to unleash the inner monster within every gaymer
I drink at least 4 monsters a week for over 3 years now
So far I'm feeling good, but I can only enjoy energy drinks while playing FPS games, same with beer
I was absolutely addicted to Amp before it got bought by Mountain Dew and completely changed the flavor of it. Now I know how sad people can get when their favorite food/drink gets discontinued.
Where are my poorbros?
acceptable answer. Any beside the carbonated drinks where they pack an entire bag of sugar into the can. all the ones with 50 grams of sugar taste toxic.
>the best flavor is forgotten about and no longer produced
Same reasons Bawls was: the idea that something can let you play just that one more game.
they're stupid Black person cattle
The caffeine is the worst part of these drinks. It really screws up your body. It causes a lot of peoples mood disorders
POWERTHIRST
For me, it was Gatorade.
for me? it was Sobe Dragonfruit and Lizard Lava
Gamers are dopamine addicts, caffeine increases effects of dopamine. Its like tying one addiction in with another.
These cans have so much caffeine you are only suppose to drink 1 day, but their promotional sales sell 2 for 30% off. Its so much that its a serious drug problem for the people that drink it every day.
I had a monster mocha and it was disgusting. I was expecting a coffee flavored energy but what I got was an energy drink flavored iced coffee
Either would suck but it would've been a little less bad if it was at least carbonated
I bet none of you drink real gamer energy