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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's too flat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        top tum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to ruffle her hair and hug her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that waist to hip line is making me go fricking feral

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a full bosom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No such thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No she isn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she should be flatter

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marketing thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen shilling like this before on Ganker. BG3 didn't come close to this level. Hell neither did Elden Ring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >abloo bloo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've literally only ever seen trannies and rabid leftists type that out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And how in the hell would you know that on an anonymous image board?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're on T/v/itter right now dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It feels more like a discord raid then actual shilling. I know some anons don't like Sphere Hunter for whatever reason but there's no way this many people are unironically mad that the devs retweeted her cosplay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We can't make meme posts about upcoming games now or else it's shilling?
        You all do this even when the thread is purely about the gameplay. Sounds desperate and insecure to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's one or two people with insane grudges against this game because it's Korean. They'll say anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asians are insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bot

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    That's optimistic

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lily! Wait!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happened to sherryposter.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is saying that to eve btw

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the devs start shilling trannies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they're homosexuals

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does no one actually remember officer fat wieners

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember, Sherry.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 days left till shiftup goes public
    >Sony welcomes them to the "family"
    >Company suddenly starts shilling troons on their twitter

    If you bought this game to support a non woke developer like I did then cancel your preorders it's a trap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying toys for political motivations
      >Anything to avoid sunlight and taking action in the real world
      pirating it btw, thanks paypiggie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony game
      many such cases

      >game becomes a trooncore darling
      >marketing immediately switches to being about penises
      Some things never change

      Why did the devs become troon goons?

      You're not subtle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, well, continue discussing fat wieners like in the OP I guess?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sees a cute girl from a video game and a meme from RE6
          >hones in on thinking about penises

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not OP
            I called out OP
            learn to read homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Called out what? The Sherry meme?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lurk more tourist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait you dont recognize a meme from 05 and you're calling me a newbie? Do you know who meximoot even is?

                [...]
                Weird how they wont answer, like they dont recognize this ancient meme or something.

                you sure seem very pissy about not knowing OP was making a reference

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like it's the other way around actually. He gave them 2 different chances to prove they were oldgays and they blew it.
                Itty bitty babby shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who's they? You're the one who thought OP was "talking about dicks".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lurk more homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bets on how she betrays us?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a fight, her or picrel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Lily is armed so probably her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lily's of the 5th Airborne Squadron so presumably she has some combat ability

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She could beat my dick in a fight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wrestling with girls, where the loser gets whacked off
        Man, why isn't that a sport?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are plenty of porno videos with that premise, making it a professional league would just mean more commercials

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just marie's face with a few sliders moved and makeup applied
    Why are asiatics so uninspired.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that takes me back

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Officer Artemis

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's gonna steal our genetic material

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha...
    Oh man, it'd be terrible if she did that...

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every single anime addicted loser abuse exclamation marks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im pretty sure thats just a correct usage of exclamation points

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask how I know a man designed all the characters in this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're attractive and likeable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all have the 'tired sleep cant fix' look. Only (rapist) guys think that is cute on women.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game becomes a trooncore darling
    >marketing immediately switches to being about penises
    Some things never change

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moron doesn't recognize a decade old Ganker meme
      Tourist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think he ever got that diploma?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not with that girth

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait you dont recognize a meme from 05 and you're calling me a newbie? Do you know who meximoot even is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only use Ganker so all I know about Stellar Blade are the same four coomshit webms and the weird Asian marketing strategy of making daily EvW threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know it doesn't really work when you have to write all the replies yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're new around these parts I see

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think he ever got that diploma?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think he ever got that diploma?

          Weird how they wont answer, like they dont recognize this ancient meme or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony game
      many such cases

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the devs become troon goons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Twitter drama?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coreans are all like that. Look up the Magellan and 8 Goddesses cults and what happened in corea.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats her name

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A2

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