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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God this game is so charming.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a very soulful game, I honestly don't get the harsh criticism it continually receives.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the game isnt cute npcs, its hovering across large gaps and that's boring as frick. FLUDD is unironically worse than the stripped down galaxy moveset with just the twirl because implementation is everything. homosexuals like you make their own fun in a sandbox and complain about others pointing out the lack of design

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To me it feels like the platforming is designed so that the "hovering across large gaps" is just the lazy and slow way of progressing through the game. You can bing bing wahoo the frick out of the levels once you get used to the somewhat janky controls.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also, I wasn't a big fan of this game either but decided to give it a legit chance a while back. Somehow it just clicked with me this time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >homosexuals like you make their own fun in a sandbox and complain about others pointing out the lack of design
          I merely stated that I don't believe the game's issues are nearly as colossal as most users on this board make it out to be, which isn't the same as complaining about criticism. No need to get your panties in a bunch.
          The only glaring flaw of Sunshine is the padding seen in the form of countless Shadow Mario and red coin episodes, but besides that the mechanical flaws are just highly overblown and can be utilised in a manner that isn't broken.

          To me it feels like the platforming is designed so that the "hovering across large gaps" is just the lazy and slow way of progressing through the game. You can bing bing wahoo the frick out of the levels once you get used to the somewhat janky controls.

          This, most of the time using FLUDD to hover is completely optional. If your platforming skills are half decent you can actually use it to maneuver over most obstacles and gaps. I hardly used the hover nozzle in my playthrough so it's kind of a moot point.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hardly used the hover nozzle in my playthrough so it's kind of a moot point.
            I don't believe that for a second and if you did it was a conscious self-imposed challenge. There's no reason not to hover with the benefits it gives you. The problem is that being optimal doesn't make fun. The jet the only one that's half-decent and most people arent putting it to good use aside from the obvious spots. You're saying you need to gitgud but its only with sunshine where it's not fun if you aren't autistic with it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hovering is so boring!
              >Then don't hover
              >No! It's the game's fault for letting me
              You need to learn personal responsibility.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Criticize [literally anything]
                >"Then [shut up], lol!"
                Riveting argument. Worth the bump just for that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am starting to get real tired of those types of posts. Everytime I see a thread that's been up for days suddenly get bumped to the top, it's always for no other reason than for some non-sequitur, retort, witty quip or an "unique" contrarian opinion that's just like all the others before it, short or otherwise. It's like these gays don't bother reading the threads beyond the OP and just dump whatever useless garbage they have on their mind.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your criticism is wrong. The game has flaws, but you very rarely forced to hover. If you choose to play the game in a way that makes it less fun, that's your fault.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have to rely on hovering, that's a (you) problem.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          really that's your complaint, that it's too easy? and not some shines that are hard for dumbeanus reasons and the blue coin shit?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a horny flower from Conker?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a thirsty flower from Sunshine.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it as "Oh wet flower dip!"
    >Federal dot

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, I'd love a dick!

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uuuuuh sunflower erotic

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    water it too much, swells like petey piranha, belly button pops out, burps a cloud of pollen

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I wasn't the only one who heared that

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh big floppy dick!

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