Listen, anon, I get having the comet observatory all to yourself would be cool but murdering someone you tricked into marrying you is just wrong, no matter how ugly and boring they are
Daisy does not live in the comet observatory. I understand that you do not understand English all that well because you are from India or china or something, but Daisy is very clearly a different name than Rosalina.
>Someone's "interesting" because of where they live, and not because of their personaity, their mannerisms, or how they go about conversation
You are as shallow as you claim others are, as expected of the moronic Gankerermin that still post here on a daily basis.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I never said that's why I like her. You are the one who brought up the comet observatory. You are also the one who can't seem the read english very well.
Anon, please for the love of god, don’t murder rosalina, I know she’s ugly as sin and less interesting than watching paint dry but there’s still a lot of people who love her. Not to mention, you’d go to jail.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You are seething that somebody has different taste in nintento, mario girls than you. Deep breaths Anon, they aren't real.
frick daisy since she's probably a terrible b***h but she's also the hottest
marry rosalina because she's kind and motherly
kill peach because she's a prostitute and mushroom kingdom deserves a better ruler
>Peach is a bimbo so she makes an amazing frick >Daisy is loud but probably an amazing wife >pretty sure Rosalina died at the end of Galaxy anyway
The only change I considered was swapping Peach and Rosalina around
Let's recap >marrying Peach
The universe will side against you by having either Mario or Bowser wienerblock you, probably both. >marrying Daisy
You'll be cucking Luigi and ultimately getting the bros's sloppy seconds. >marrying Rosalina
The safest choice but she'll eventually outlive you. I hope you like kids. >frick Peach
Safe as long as you keep it a secret. >frick Daisy
See above. You'll still be cucking Luigi tho. >frick Rosalina
Very safe. She'll probably want to go for a full blown impregnation tho, so no casual sex. >kill Peach
Mario goes to hell and saves her. Bowser will fricking destroy you. >kill Daisy
Safe. Luigi can just frick her ghost. >kill Rosalina
The universe collapses because there's no one left to watch over the Lumas.
Frick Rosie
Marry Peach
Kill Daisy
frick and marry all 3
Frick and marry Rosalina
frick and KILL all 3
Who has the biggest wiener?
It's Rosalina and it's not even close
None. They're girls, they don't have wieners.
Enslave all three.
Execute all three.
Frick peach, Marry Rosalina, Kill the boring one
Why would you marry rosalina only to then kill her? Is this like an inheritance scheme or something?
No I would be killing daisy since she is the ugliest
Listen, anon, I get having the comet observatory all to yourself would be cool but murdering someone you tricked into marrying you is just wrong, no matter how ugly and boring they are
Daisy does not live in the comet observatory. I understand that you do not understand English all that well because you are from India or china or something, but Daisy is very clearly a different name than Rosalina.
>Someone's "interesting" because of where they live, and not because of their personaity, their mannerisms, or how they go about conversation
You are as shallow as you claim others are, as expected of the moronic Gankerermin that still post here on a daily basis.
I never said that's why I like her. You are the one who brought up the comet observatory. You are also the one who can't seem the read english very well.
Anon, please for the love of god, don’t murder rosalina, I know she’s ugly as sin and less interesting than watching paint dry but there’s still a lot of people who love her. Not to mention, you’d go to jail.
You are seething that somebody has different taste in nintento, mario girls than you. Deep breaths Anon, they aren't real.
Nah he's right Daisy is hideous and fanart makes her look like a brunette Peach/Rosa because of that, in canon she looks like fricking Betty Boop
Why are they looking at me with disgust? Am I lifting for nothing?
POV: you are 5'8''
i'm 5'10 and built and make 6 figures and women look at me like this. i realized it'll never matter because I'm too short to be loved
The joke is 5’11, 5’8 is oddly specific.
The number requirement of that joke has been getting lowered for years
frick daisy since she's probably a terrible b***h but she's also the hottest
marry rosalina because she's kind and motherly
kill peach because she's a prostitute and mushroom kingdom deserves a better ruler
>kill peach because she's a prostitute and mushroom kingdom deserves a better ruler
very a-based I uh-agree
Frick Peach
Marry Daisy
Kill Rosalina
I have the exact opposite list. What is wrong with you?
>Peach is a bimbo so she makes an amazing frick
>Daisy is loud but probably an amazing wife
>pretty sure Rosalina died at the end of Galaxy anyway
The only change I considered was swapping Peach and Rosalina around
We agree on Peach.
Frick daisy cause shes hot
Kill rosalina cause shes boring
Marry peach cause shes got that royalty money
frick giantess peach, marry giantess rosalina, try to kill giantess daisy and get kiilled in return
Let's recap
>marrying Peach
The universe will side against you by having either Mario or Bowser wienerblock you, probably both.
>marrying Daisy
You'll be cucking Luigi and ultimately getting the bros's sloppy seconds.
>marrying Rosalina
The safest choice but she'll eventually outlive you. I hope you like kids.
>frick Peach
Safe as long as you keep it a secret.
>frick Daisy
See above. You'll still be cucking Luigi tho.
>frick Rosalina
Very safe. She'll probably want to go for a full blown impregnation tho, so no casual sex.
>kill Peach
Mario goes to hell and saves her. Bowser will fricking destroy you.
>kill Daisy
Safe. Luigi can just frick her ghost.
>kill Rosalina
The universe collapses because there's no one left to watch over the Lumas.
Frick Daisy, Marry and impregnate Peach, give Rosalina a 1-Up mushroom, kill her and then kill her again.