Both wrong. Zelda is for whipped b***hes who want their wife to dictate their entire life. Paya has the opposite problem where she’s going to look to get your approval just to be able to the simplest shit. Given that, Purah is the sensible choice for marriage, and choosing between Zelda/Paya is down to base carnal attraction.
Zelda is only 24 years old. She was stuck in stasis for 100 years like Link. She was recalled to her young age of 24. Try actually playing the game. Enjoy your eggless hag.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>She was stuck in stasis for 100 years
wrong. Zelda was a dragon for 10,000 years
8 months ago
Anonymous
And? She was RECALLED (time reverted) back to her age of 24. Do you even play these games?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Ganker >actually playing the games they shitpost about
8 months ago
Anonymous
Dragons menstruate every 10 years moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
So the 10,000 years she spent as a dragon didn’t count then? Or did the recall just magically shoot all her menstruated eggs back up her vegana? And honestly the fact that you think a supergenius who cracked immortality wouldn’t figure out how to reproduce a single cell is moronic in itself.
id frick marry kill all of them. Stupid game
>Frick, Marry, Kill
you answered yourself
Categorically incorrect.
Absolutely correct
marry, kill, frick
bovioualy
marry kill and frick birthmark
kill marry and frick glasses prostitute
marry frick and kill zeld
Link The cum bender
Kill zelda, frick purah, marry paya
>not touching Zel
Confirmed gay and a troony
Not touching ganon's used goods
Both wrong. Zelda is for whipped b***hes who want their wife to dictate their entire life. Paya has the opposite problem where she’s going to look to get your approval just to be able to the simplest shit. Given that, Purah is the sensible choice for marriage, and choosing between Zelda/Paya is down to base carnal attraction.
Purah is barren and cannot have children. paya is into black men.
You’re a homosexual
>Purah is barren and cannot have children
By the same logic, so is Zelda. So maybe think before you seethe so openly.
Zelda is only 24 years old. She was stuck in stasis for 100 years like Link. She was recalled to her young age of 24. Try actually playing the game. Enjoy your eggless hag.
>She was stuck in stasis for 100 years
wrong. Zelda was a dragon for 10,000 years
And? She was RECALLED (time reverted) back to her age of 24. Do you even play these games?
>Ganker
>actually playing the games they shitpost about
Dragons menstruate every 10 years moron
So the 10,000 years she spent as a dragon didn’t count then? Or did the recall just magically shoot all her menstruated eggs back up her vegana? And honestly the fact that you think a supergenius who cracked immortality wouldn’t figure out how to reproduce a single cell is moronic in itself.
Time reverted. Can you resd
>Can you resd
I dunno, can you?
Paya is trad in purah is a 100 year old prostitute
Paya is literally getting blacked by Tauro a big black Hylian. So much for trad.
shieka clan practices eugenics
sex
>frick
Scientist lady
>marry
Princess
>kill
Papaya and blame it on the Mimiga clan
frick kill marry
purah just isn't hot
Do you guys marry and impregnate or impregnate and then marry?
Marry and then impregnate what are you some kind of heathen?
Neither, I'd make them part of my harem
Purah vs shotalink's smol pp who wins?
Even kid Purah could dominate his
mid girls
needed another costume
Link ain’t gonna do shit until I pick up the controller. So he can wait his turn like a good little cuck.
>frick
Midna
>marry
Midna
>kill
The rest
I thought that was minnie mouse at first