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6 months ago Reply Anonymous Frick the farmgirl Marry the eternal e-girl Rape the princess Kill and eat the fish
6 months ago Reply Anonymous Yes Zelda is in fact canon to The Legend of Zelda Very astute observation anon
6 months ago Reply Anonymous Lmaooooo this guy getting bent out of shape in a frick marry kill thread
6 months ago Reply Anonymous No, im obviously the hero of time and my wiener is inside Zelda right now. She won!
6 months ago Reply Anonymous >im obviously the hero of time You're not, you sound like a slurring moron.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous I'll frick Malon, marry Zelda, rape Saria, and kill Ruto.... Sorry Ruto but those were the only options and I sorta like the other girls more. Nothing personal Based Zelda chads. Her cute little maiden hat!
6 months ago Reply Anonymous I'll frick Malon, marry Zelda, rape Saria, and kill Ruto.... Sorry Ruto but those were the only options and I sorta like the other girls more. Nothing personal
6 months ago Reply Anonymous Marry the princess Frick the farm girl Rape the forest girl Kill the fish
6 months ago Reply Anonymous I don't care about fricking or killing. I just want to make memories with these girls, while living a safe and carefree child's life.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous You can make memories by corrupting a young, naive Zelda who has never stepped outside the castle walls! Imagine what you could do with her. Hehe
6 months ago Reply Anonymous Marry Ruto. Frick Ruto. Kill & Rape nobody, for they are Ruto's friends.
Four options, but there are five characters there.
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Rape, rape, rape, rape and rape
Frick the farmgirl
Marry the eternal e-girl
Rape the princess
Kill and eat the fish
You have chosen wisely.
They all rape young link.
kill zelda, frick ruto, rape malon, marry saria, in that order.
Frick link, marry link, kill ruto, rape link
Ignore the rest, marry Zelda.
She's canon after all.
Yes Zelda is in fact canon to The Legend of Zelda
Very astute observation anon
Frick off Zelinkgay
Lmaooooo this guy getting bent out of shape in a frick marry kill thread
>She's canon after all.
She lost the HoT bowl though.
No, im obviously the hero of time and my wiener is inside Zelda right now. She won!
>im obviously the hero of time
You're not, you sound like a slurring moron.
Sorryitshardtotalkwhilezeldaissittingonmyface!
Based Zelda chads. Her cute little maiden hat!
I'll frick Malon, marry Zelda, rape Saria, and kill Ruto....
Sorry Ruto but those were the only options and I sorta like the other girls more. Nothing personal
Marry the princess
Frick the farm girl
Rape the forest girl
Kill the fish
I don't care about fricking or killing.
I just want to make memories with these girls, while living a safe and carefree child's life.
You can make memories by corrupting a young, naive Zelda who has never stepped outside the castle walls! Imagine what you could do with her. Hehe
Play with milk girl
Bully fish
Ignore saria
Mooch off princess
Rape Malon, eat the fish, kill saria, marry hat e-girl
Get raped by.
Agreed
Rape, marry and frick Link
Marry Ruto.
Frick Ruto.
Kill & Rape nobody, for they are Ruto's friends.
I would never kill any of them...not even link. Especially not link.