she literally changes for the better you fricking moron
Haley has a character arc where she gradually becomes much friendlier and interested in you over time. The fact she's also a blond bombshell on top of this makes her far and away the best girl.
Who are you guys think you're fooling? You would never know she had a character arc, unless you gifted her enough stuff to advance her relationship. Which you would only do, if you desired her in the first place. I didn't even know about her character arc until I was like 2 years into the game and married. Because I was focused on only gifting people I cared about. She was low on the priority list, and I just started giving her stuff for completion sake.
>>Who are you guys think you're fooling? You would never know she had a character arc, unless you gifted her enough stuff to advance her relationship.
I gifted literally everyone in town just as something to do, since I started playing the game before all of the content updates added more stuff. I decided to take things slow and see which of the romance candidates had the best heart events. Haley won, easily.
Haley has a character arc where she gradually becomes much friendlier and interested in you over time. The fact she's also a blond bombshell on top of this makes her far and away the best girl.
She's only one that has normal job (except for Maru but she's a mutt), treats you well from the moment you meet her, actually cares about people in the village and has huge brapper. Obvious waifi choice, i don't even hate Clint but he gets cucked every playthrough.
>she's got her life on track >has her own hobbies but also works >cleans after her lazy sister >no emotional baggage >literally dreams of you >all the crystal hippie stuff is harmless >most open to a threesome (with Sandy) >moves in with you out of her own volition instead of girls like Penny or Abigail that want to get away from their parents >she looks really cute in a clown outfit
>no car >no job >no money >dress like a mix of pajama boy and Black person >lives in female family members house >has a girlfriend who comes and pocks him up just to go buy him cigarettes
My idiot dad told me women respect hard working men and men who work with their hands so Ibpissed away 15 years trying that. Hes 4 times divorced and lost millions. Meanwhile dipshits like this always have a woman. Women are stupid trash and should be assigned or taken, not let loose to run wild fricking up their lives and eveyone elses.
I saw this live with my girlfriend falling for him and husbanding him when we played together. What the frick? He is ugly, he is a fricking drunk loser, his personality is just being rude. How come women fall for that?
No one, I was basically the only one getting shit done so I didn't have time (or interest) in developing a relationship with the townsfolk. My girlfriend's obligations were watering the crops (which she didn't need to do once we got good sprinklers), feeding the animals (another task that eventually got automated), decorating the farm/town and being social. Everyone in town loved her.
playing through a new game right now and just reached summer. been using a custom farm map but this one is just too OP, it has a greenhouse like farm cave and a mining area that actually spawns radioactive ore at mining lvl 10 already
In the end they never wanted a "fixed person" otherwise they would have chosen one.
These people can only feel happiness if there's some wacky drama in their lives.
Nowhere because the dev is a coward terrified of a sequel not living up to expectations. See also: Terraria
Because stardew is still on top and why would he want to retread what he's already done when he can just keep adding to it?
He's also filthy rich and doesn't have to work another day in his life, so he can do whatever he wants.
The shit he's adding isn't good enough. I want more in depth animal interactions. So raising animals would actually be fun.
I want a new town with new people, so the whole experience is fresh.
Entitled? I haven't even touched his previous island update, or whatever the frick it was. And I won't be touching 1.6. These updates are fluff, and don't compare to the content a real sequel would give us. If he did come out with a true sequel, I would pay full price for it. But I'm not interested in these free drippings.
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Because stardew is still on top and why would he want to retread what he's already done when he can just keep adding to it?
He's also filthy rich and doesn't have to work another day in his life, so he can do whatever he wants.
Nowhere because the dev is a coward terrified of a sequel not living up to expectations. See also: Terraria
False flagging homosexual. Women past their prime are undesirable for a reason, specifically fertility reasons. What men and women want from each other is not the same or reciprocated. They look for different things.
Cucking Jasposters is easily the funniest part of my job.
I married Abigail and every day I post in Stardew Valley threads. It goes something like this:
>take out my phone >boot my KurobaEx searching the 'chans for any mention of Stardew and Jas >enter the thread, quickly skimming through the usual posters such as copypastagays, Haleygays, anti-SVEgays and worst of all: anti-Clintgays (don't mess with my bro Clint or I will piss in your Ancient Fruit Wine) >immediately start calling out e-girlcons by posting the latest Jasmod links (that's how I gather their IP's) >"Hey sorry buds, your IP's are being forwarded to the NSA." >*chuckle* >they start losing their shit claiming that they'd never touch a little girl or a small animal in real life >"You know what happens to pedos in Jail." >*wink* >"Anyway, buddies, I'll download some Demetrius reskins so that I may install Horny Girls of Stardew Valley with clear conscience." >*chuckle* >"Speaking of NTR, you know that Jas will grow up to marry Vincent canonically, right?" >"What? You *married* Jas using illegal mods?" >"My fault buddy, the Church of Yoba doesn't recognize forced marriages. As a matter of fact, I'm contacting your local Yoban nuncio right now." >"Ah, thanks for exposing yourselves before committing any real life crimes. Being an NSA agent and a volunteer janitor has never been easier." >*wink* >"Shame about y'all going to jail soon, but I know you've got terabytes of Sadpanda e-girl on your hard drives. I'll wipe them for you so you don't relapse after returning from the big house, okay?" >*wink* >*chuckle* >"Alright it's been a blast talking to you, I can't wait to get home to enjoy some quality time with my waifu Abigail in Stardew Valley." >*chuckle* >"See ya buddies!"
Just like real lief
This is literally the same game where a girl shits on you when you meet her but anons here love her romance
This shouldn't be hard to figure out
>shits on you
Literally?
Yes.
People wouldnt like her but her personality changes as she starts to have feelings towards you and she becomes ideal girl
Who are you guys think you're fooling? You would never know she had a character arc, unless you gifted her enough stuff to advance her relationship. Which you would only do, if you desired her in the first place. I didn't even know about her character arc until I was like 2 years into the game and married. Because I was focused on only gifting people I cared about. She was low on the priority list, and I just started giving her stuff for completion sake.
You guys are a bunch of simps.
>>Who are you guys think you're fooling? You would never know she had a character arc, unless you gifted her enough stuff to advance her relationship.
I gifted literally everyone in town just as something to do, since I started playing the game before all of the content updates added more stuff. I decided to take things slow and see which of the romance candidates had the best heart events. Haley won, easily.
she literally changes for the better you fricking moron
Haley has a character arc where she gradually becomes much friendlier and interested in you over time. The fact she's also a blond bombshell on top of this makes her far and away the best girl.
Yes and?
I used to like him, but now he reminds me of an ex I'm grumpy with. Don't bother trying to fix them irl anon. It's not worth your time.
Humans like the catharsis when a game lets them say "I can fix them" and then let them actually do it.
But you cant fix him, you just put a ring on him.
Possession is a form of fixing, Anon. Ask any woman
>and then let them actually do it.
Whatever game you’re describing, it’s not Stardew.
How do people like this ghastly, clown looking frick? She's deranged in every way.
Because some people don't actually like any of the chicks but just want to imagine Clint being miserable
>*chuckles*
She's only one that has normal job (except for Maru but she's a mutt), treats you well from the moment you meet her, actually cares about people in the village and has huge brapper. Obvious waifi choice, i don't even hate Clint but he gets cucked every playthrough.
>she's got her life on track
>has her own hobbies but also works
>cleans after her lazy sister
>no emotional baggage
>literally dreams of you
>all the crystal hippie stuff is harmless
>most open to a threesome (with Sandy)
>moves in with you out of her own volition instead of girls like Penny or Abigail that want to get away from their parents
>she looks really cute in a clown outfit
I love my hippie wife so much.
>has a stable job
>has a house
>does household chores
>has a fat ass
What's not to like? She's a new age hippie freak but w/e, I'm a weeaboo nerd.
Dyed hair dumptruck
>no car
>no job
>no money
>dress like a mix of pajama boy and Black person
>lives in female family members house
>has a girlfriend who comes and pocks him up just to go buy him cigarettes
My idiot dad told me women respect hard working men and men who work with their hands so Ibpissed away 15 years trying that. Hes 4 times divorced and lost millions. Meanwhile dipshits like this always have a woman. Women are stupid trash and should be assigned or taken, not let loose to run wild fricking up their lives and eveyone elses.
Isn't he the definition of the "I can fix him" type?
Also post his OG portrait it's the best
COME BACK SHANE!
What are your intentions with my goddaughter?
Impregnation
He's literally me
he’s objectively the best looking bachelor and “I can fix him”
I saw this live with my girlfriend falling for him and husbanding him when we played together. What the frick? He is ugly, he is a fricking drunk loser, his personality is just being rude. How come women fall for that?
The whole "I can fix him" thing is a meme fetish that only works exclusively in 2D because Chad logically cannot display such characteristics
Who's chad?
who did you waifu in front of your girlfriend?
No one, I was basically the only one getting shit done so I didn't have time (or interest) in developing a relationship with the townsfolk. My girlfriend's obligations were watering the crops (which she didn't need to do once we got good sprinklers), feeding the animals (another task that eventually got automated), decorating the farm/town and being social. Everyone in town loved her.
mirrors real life
>even with a gf, Ganker is forever alone
chicks love getting the cold shoulder
>"i can fix him"`
>YWNBAW
>also Ganker: YAAW
>because your suffering has only begun
Because it's not that big of a fall, you should go to the caves, take the elevator to the lava floor and dive in the lava lake
Well that's simple.
Because
*kicks your ass off instead.*
playing through a new game right now and just reached summer. been using a custom farm map but this one is just too OP, it has a greenhouse like farm cave and a mining area that actually spawns radioactive ore at mining lvl 10 already
Classic "balanced" mod.
>"Jas!"
>Anons: *orgasms*
What?
>inb4 Jas was german all along
>*orgasms*
She's good at that
Reminder
>I can fix him
>fixes him
>turns out he wasn't a fascinating person, just damaged goods with anger issues
In the end they never wanted a "fixed person" otherwise they would have chosen one.
These people can only feel happiness if there's some wacky drama in their lives.
She is literally me
I hate women so much it's unreal tournament.
Is there a mod that lets you tell him to do a flip during the cliff cutscene and then he disappears from the game afterwards?
If Stardew Valley is so good, where is Stardew Valley 2?
Stardew valley gets regular updates. They are already on 1.6. 2.0 will come as an expansion pack if anything
Nowhere because the dev is a coward terrified of a sequel not living up to expectations. See also: Terraria
Because stardew is still on top and why would he want to retread what he's already done when he can just keep adding to it?
He's also filthy rich and doesn't have to work another day in his life, so he can do whatever he wants.
>Why would he make something better that doesn't look like shit? He is rich already!
He is not going to frick you.
The shit he's adding isn't good enough. I want more in depth animal interactions. So raising animals would actually be fun.
I want a new town with new people, so the whole experience is fresh.
He's one guy and provides content for free, go be entitled somewhere else.
Entitled? I haven't even touched his previous island update, or whatever the frick it was. And I won't be touching 1.6. These updates are fluff, and don't compare to the content a real sequel would give us. If he did come out with a true sequel, I would pay full price for it. But I'm not interested in these free drippings.
You're the entitled one, begging for free updates
He is making another game
?si=-CAjJoXC58ZYOOiP
>not multiplayer
Looks like Stardew Valley 2, to me. I'm satisfied.
I can't wait bros.
Cause Ape is so based he gave us multiple expansions-worth of content as free updates.
If you ever struggle to understand why women love a character, just flip the genders.
>alcoholic girlfailure in her late 20s that you can fix
>late 20's as a woman
That alone is a hard pass for 99% of men
this, if you get a gf a day older than 21 in your 30s you are dooming your offspring nevermind 30s females being massive c**ts
False flagging homosexual. Women past their prime are undesirable for a reason, specifically fertility reasons. What men and women want from each other is not the same or reciprocated. They look for different things.
Damn. Same hair color and everything.
Cucking Jasposters is easily the funniest part of my job.
I married Abigail and every day I post in Stardew Valley threads. It goes something like this:
>take out my phone
>boot my KurobaEx searching the 'chans for any mention of Stardew and Jas
>enter the thread, quickly skimming through the usual posters such as copypastagays, Haleygays, anti-SVEgays and worst of all: anti-Clintgays (don't mess with my bro Clint or I will piss in your Ancient Fruit Wine)
>immediately start calling out e-girlcons by posting the latest Jasmod links (that's how I gather their IP's)
>"Hey sorry buds, your IP's are being forwarded to the NSA."
>*chuckle*
>they start losing their shit claiming that they'd never touch a little girl or a small animal in real life
>"You know what happens to pedos in Jail."
>*wink*
>"Anyway, buddies, I'll download some Demetrius reskins so that I may install Horny Girls of Stardew Valley with clear conscience."
>*chuckle*
>"Speaking of NTR, you know that Jas will grow up to marry Vincent canonically, right?"
>"What? You *married* Jas using illegal mods?"
>"My fault buddy, the Church of Yoba doesn't recognize forced marriages. As a matter of fact, I'm contacting your local Yoban nuncio right now."
>"Ah, thanks for exposing yourselves before committing any real life crimes. Being an NSA agent and a volunteer janitor has never been easier."
>*wink*
>"Shame about y'all going to jail soon, but I know you've got terabytes of Sadpanda e-girl on your hard drives. I'll wipe them for you so you don't relapse after returning from the big house, okay?"
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>"Alright it's been a blast talking to you, I can't wait to get home to enjoy some quality time with my waifu Abigail in Stardew Valley."
>*chuckle*
>"See ya buddies!"
Install an R63 mod and you'll understand
Female Shane has top tier "I can fix her" energy
MagiJas!
I love my cute rock-munching wife!
where the frick is 1.6
Sooner than silk song
soon (tm)
Never played the game
Is there a mod that lets me marry Jas?
>Captcha is 2SXXX
Yes, a mod for that too
Obviously. Get it and all our other mods here.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
Is there ever!
I am still waiting for 1.6
we all are