Frick this game

How the frick am I supposed to get through new londo ruins? I have to walk through a building filled with literal dozens of ghosts that can fly through and hit you through walls, every time I step in I get instantly stunlocked by 20 ghosts most of which are in the room next to me hitting me through the wall and then I have to spend 5 minutes walking back through drake valley because there's no fricking bonfire. What absolute drooling moron thought this was a good idea

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    weak bait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone is mad at game I like it must be bait

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I dread New Londo Ruins more than Blight Town.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my first time through, I had no trouble with blight town but the room in new londo with like 20 ghosts is being a wall for me

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get havels ring and havels armor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do I find those?

      Yeah new londo is bad. Did you beat the gargoyles?

      The two gargoyles in undead burg? I beat them yeah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        On Havel's dead fricking corpse

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah new londo is bad. Did you beat the gargoyles?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty brief section if you know where to go and have the thing that allows you to kill the ghosts but it's absolutely trash, no denying that.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 5 minutes walking back through drake valley
    Just go through Firelink. It absolutely sucks on your first playthrough, yeah, but you'll make it.

    The trick is to dispatch the ghosts very quickly. You do NOT want them following you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just go through Firelink
      Can't use the bonfire there anymore after ringing the bell in blight town

      On Havel's dead fricking corpse

      Well where is havels fricking dead corpse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bottom of the spiral watchtower leading up to the Taurus Demon in the Undead Burg. Ypu need to kill him though, backstab his ass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't use the bonfire there anymore
        Keh heh heh, a rookie mistake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've always booted him off the cliff, never played his storyline

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just go through Firelink
          Can't use the bonfire there anymore after ringing the bell in blight town
          [...]
          Well where is havels fricking dead corpse

          Oh, and don't forget to examine the Fire keeper cage under the Firelink Shrine bonfire, you will get an item which you can use to relight the Firelink bonfire again later.
          And DO NOT consume Fire Keeper souls.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And another ds2 zoomie filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but I like both DS1 and DS2. What you gonna do about it?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPs post is one of the reasons DkS is great and its sequels are shit. Challenging and unusual environmental challenges are so much better than another ninja-flipping c**t of a boss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So much this.
      Frick zanzibart and all that scenic crap.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Londo is an endgame area
    Go through the lower undead burg instead, kill the capra demon and get the key to the depths
    Head to the depths until you kill the boss there, which will lead you to blightown
    I'm blightown make your way to the 2nd bell at the very bottom after the boss there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ??? Thats porn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done all of that already, went down to the hell area and it was a dead end at the gate that was "sealed by a lords power" or something

      After I rang the bell it showed the gate by the fatty with the onion helmet opened, should I just go that way and come back later? I also haven't killed the dog with the sword in the forest yet, not really sure what order I should be doing things in

      bottom of the spiral watchtower leading up to the Taurus Demon in the Undead Burg. Ypu need to kill him though, backstab his ass

      Oh I know who you're talking about, I'll go back and kill him thanks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I have no idea why there telling you to get Havel's gear

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >After I rang the bell it showed the gate by the fatty with the onion helmet opened, should I just go that way and come back later?
        Yeah, go that way after you rang two bells.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, go to Sens funhouse first, starts the best part of the game imo.

          [...]
          Oh, and don't forget to examine the Fire keeper cage under the Firelink Shrine bonfire, you will get an item which you can use to relight the Firelink bonfire again later.
          And DO NOT consume Fire Keeper souls.

          Thanks for sharing your knowledge lads. I know I could look up a guide but I don't want to ruin the experience with comprehensive detail or anything, just a vague idea of what I should be doing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a good idea, playing mostly blind is the best way.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            its obviously a bit cryptic if you dont know the game, but the reasoning for the 'intended order' is like this
            >you know from multiple in-game sources to this point that the bells of awakening are important
            >ringing them provides the cutscene with the gate
            >going there follows this progression
            whereas new londo and demon ruins are kind of something youve sought out on your own initiative
            also i agree frick new londo, down there with the DLC and a couple more places you wont have seen as worst areas for me. where youre going now is miles better

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >down there with the DLC
              What? The DLC is one of the best parts of the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He might mean the act of finding a way into it naturally, which is actually bullshit to be fair.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right, yeah. I only knew how to do that because a friend told me years before I played it. How the frick are you meant to know, if you don't look online anyway?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no fricking clue, I'll admit I looked that particular part up.
                If you pay for content in a game the least they can do is make it obvious how to access it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't. It's supposed to be an osbcure puzzle only few people can figure out
                I think it's kind of neat from a game design perspective, but it's obviously terrible from a product perspective

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it would be totally fine if in the base game, if a little obscure.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a perfect way to put it, yeah. If it was a hidden area like Ash Lake it would be fine, but people who buy the DLC actually wanna be able to find it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played Dark Souls only from Prepare to Die Edition onwards, so I really have to wonder how people reacted when they bought a DLC that doesn't tell you how to activate it, lol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i actually just meant the levels, ive never like the DLC much, like new londo. some of the best bosses and worst areas in the game. but yes its also impossible to find without a guide, i think youre a good bit less likely to find it than great hollow/ash lake. not a big deal though, you should be just about done with the game before DLC so just google it lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, go to Sens funhouse first, starts the best part of the game imo.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find Ingward and load up with transient curses.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    persistence and/or prep time. if one path is too difficult, find another.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 1 is a game about knowledge.
    There is a way to trivialize absolutely everything in the game, but you need to think, learn and apply knowledge to get there.
    I wish I could brain wipe myself so I could enjoy the learning process over again where I'd be in your position and not just know the solution for everything, the feeling of exploration and adventure is great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I wish I could experience Dark Souls for the first time again.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 13 year old game just google it moron.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    farm souls in the painting
    become UNSTOPOBLE

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ds1 is bullshit because the game doesn't tell you
    >how to deal with the new londo ghosts
    >how to deal with the darkness in THAT area
    it's bullshit, once you're an experienced souls player these things become trivial and never bother you in the sequels but as a first souls experience, it requires checking a guide.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because the game doesn't tell you
      That's the whole fricking point you lobotomized moron, if the game told you how to do everything there'd be no goddamn point to the game, it's all about figuring it out.
      You just read two people wishing they could forget everything about the game and the first thing you think is "wow, you know what this game needs it needs to just hand you everything on a silver platter and tell you what to do"
      Frick you.
      Play a game made for you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, you are thinking in these terms because of your experience with the games. by "going back" you would check a guide regardless.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I am thinking in these terms because that's where the fricking fun in these games is.
          If I did that, which lets say for sake of argument I might, I would like the games less as a result and have robbed myself of something very fun.
          It's like playing tunic and just fricking googling everything, or playing noita and consulting the wiki or playing the first zelda and just looking everything up.
          God, just go play a movie game that holds your hand if you want everything spoonfed to you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >playing the first zelda and just looking everything up
            hey, I did that 😀
            I didn't with Noita though, and now I've 20 hours in the game and have made it to the ice zone 3 or 4 times

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy it, it's really great.
              I sort of lost interest but it's not like I did absolutely everything the game has to offer, once you get to the super late in stuff it gets so obscure that it's like the devs want you to be looking at a wiki or getting meta knowledge from friends, though.
              I don't like that design decision, but the base game itself is great. You kill those hissi scum, get back in there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game doesn't tell you how to deal with the new londo ghosts
      Read the item descriptions, you moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game doesn't tell you to use a source of light to see in dark areas, how was I supposed to know?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >huh, i wonder what this item i got right before this area does
      >*reads description*
      this is what functional people do

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's a pain in the ass
    Stock up on transient curse and kill the ghosts
    If you want a shortcut to the Four Kings you can climb the pile of skulls to the left just as soon as you get to the actual ruins, where you meet your first skeleton knight thingy
    Havel's armor set for the bossfight, hoping some dude left an invocation mark
    Good luck, I'd say it's worth the hassle

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used a guide to beat ds1 and it completely ruined the game for me. I vowed never to use a guide for a game ever again. I will never experience ds1 again

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game didn't tell me mario can jump in paintings
    the game didn't tell me zelda gets a sword from the first cave you see

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, make sure you even need to be there. If you don't want to kill Ingward and join the Darkwraiths early, there's no reason to go before getting the Lordvessel. Second, just put on a fricking transient curse and use your shield, ghosts die in 1 hit, how the frick are you even having trouble before reaching the part with the darkwraiths

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you stupid?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Londo is my favorite DaS1 stage and probably one of my all time favorite stages.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just look through some of these comments. A game like Dark Souls 1 simply could never be made today, with the "standards" of modern day gamers being the equivalent of a child being picky about vegetables in their soup. They simply cannot break out of their bubbles and narrow world views to atleast understand, engage with and appreciate different level design principles. They can't even articulate an actual point of why a certain level is bad beyond "it was fricking horrible" it's just arbitrary emotional reactions to something they couldn't understand or contend with.

    Level design in a Fromsoft game will never be truly interesting, varied, and challenging, no not just the enemies, but the level itself to navigate. Because that's just too much for people and isn't straightforward enough to bruteforce like you can with the combat.

    All Elden Ring levels feel the same, expect that you'll jump on rooftops eventually, for no reason, point, or challenge other than to feel big, but really, it ends up feeling artifical that every time, the right way is just to jump to a roof.

    Bonfire placements, estus management, dark, confusing, winding levels. I will miss you, I'm glad you existed, sad your evolutionary trajectory was halted and you've gone extinct, it would have been cool to see what you could have become. should have become.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comments
      Go back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arbitrary emotional reactions to something they couldn't understand or contend with.
      how is this not literally a reason not to enjoy part of a game
      why do you have to like all of a game equally or need to have uniform enjoyment of a game throughout your time playing it
      with this line of reasoning you make dark souls sound beyond criticism, for any complaint just bring out the old "oh no you just didnt get it because youre too stupid and picky to understand the developers" defence. given that developer intention is never for their game to be bad how can you ever say anything bad about a game?
      >blah blah olden days
      the odds of fromsoft ever making a game as good as dark souls again were low the minute it was reduced to a formula to churn out, that would have been the case regardless of era

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like that other anon said.
      >comments
      >reddit spacing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do know the meme ">reddit spacing" was started as ironic shitposts to mock Gankerners who posted like that and brought it to reddit, right? That ">reddit spacing" doesn't mean they post on reddit, actually the opposite. If anything reddit stole the spacing from Ganker and the meme went full circle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gankerners
          Go back

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's too late, Nier Automata will never be remastered and Ganker will never be your e-girl imouto

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are arguing with the kinds of monkey see monkey do morons who will jump on the word normie when someone uses it completely interchangeably with normalgay and homosexual.
          These people do not have brains.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le you articulated your point wrong therefore you are wrong nitpick #3
      I think you're wrong anyways, though.
      From made their name from going against those norms to begin with, they know full well how important it is and seem to think souls needed putting down a long while ago, maybe after armored core they will move to greener, new pastures, hell this armored core revision kind of is one in itself.
      It looks to be new ground both for AC fans and Souls fans who will be curious about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think you're wrong anyways, though.
        From made their name from going against those norms to begin with, they know full well how important it is and seem to think souls needed putting down a long while ago

        what the frick are you even talking about? this in no way addresses anything I said or even adds to or offer a new perspective based on it. How is it always the people that disagree with me that can never make a coherent point lmao? The worst part is how they rationalize that as not being bad lmao, this has got to me some equivalent of the sub 80iq meme where they can't understand hypotheticals lmaoo

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny you made this threas when new londo had me raging yesterday. the fricking ghosts have god AWFUL hitboxes. my halberg whiffs for no reason along with my battleaxe just fricking terribly designed area.

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