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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Switch 2022 so far

    January:
    >Pokémon Legends: Arceus

    March:
    >Triangle Strategy
    >Chocobo GP
    >Kirby and The Forgotten Land
    >Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass DLC [WAVE 1 of 6]

    April:
    >Nintendo Switch Sports

    June:
    >Mario Strikers: Battle League
    >Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes

    July:
    >Live A Live HD-2D remake
    >Xenoblade Chronicles 3

    September:
    >Splatoon 3

    October:
    >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
    >Bayonetta 3

    November:
    >Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

    Announced for 2022:
    >Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
    >Front Mission 1st remake

    Announced for 2023:
    >The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2

    Beyond:
    >Front Mission 2 remake
    >Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
    >Metroid Prime 4

    Feels good lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is all garbage except maybe 1 or two games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        BOTW2 is the only game coming SOON
        Prime 4 could be 5 years out for all we know. It's already been through 1 start-over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        BOTW2 is the only game coming SOON
        Prime 4 could be 5 years out for all we know. It's already been through 1 start-over

        The nintendo cope is honestly hilarious. In Ganker it’s “the best console ever”, literally everywhere else is “WHERE IS THE SWITCH VERSION?!” And “This really wasn’t a good sale, nintendo, but I got Odyssey for $5 off!”

        The last good game to come out on Switch was Rune Factory 4 Special. This year is a travesty.

        you fricks are so mad holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon and FE wasn’t that bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
      You mean project Guillotine aka Darkstalkers 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh I would say the Switch isnt even worth owning, it ultimately set itself up as the Wii U 2 with worse original titles. You can honestly pass on it entirely and not miss out on shit.

      I replaced mine with a Steam Deck recently, do reccomend. Best handheld I've ever owned so far and its such a better experience over the Switch with actual good games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got a steam deck, it's unironically too big and the screen is terrible so I don't use it much. It's mostly a Bloons 6 machine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah maybe you got a shit screen? Mine has been perfect. Also, its comfortable for me because it has wayyyyy better ergonomics than the Switch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, the shit screen and giant bezels are some of the biggest negative talking points when it comes to the deck. It's genuinely worse than the standard switch LCD screen when it comes to color accuracy, and then when you put it up against the switch OLED screen it's pretty stark how bad it is

            For a deck 2, the number one addition I want is an OLED screen. And eGPU support. As is I don't think my deck will get too much use as much as I like the idea of an open platform handheld

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm weird the bezzles are basically the same size as the Switch ones. I didnt think anyone was dumb enough to buy the OLED screen lol.

              Interesting that it ruins your experience despite looking way more crisp with better performance. Have you tried maybe color correcting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon Shield in shit tier
      >Pokemon Sword in low tier
      They're the same game you fricking Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's one anons own personal tier list that nobody else ever knows about. If he tries to say otherwise ask him if there was ever a public vote.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Pokémon Legends: Arceus
      Barely above average monster collector game, tired franchise

      >March:
      Strategy
      GP
      Generic jrpgs

      and The Forgotten Land
      Generic platformer, tired franchise

      Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass DLC [WAVE 1 of 6]
      The litteral same game for every console, competitive garbage, tired franchise

      >April:
      Switch Sports
      lol

      >June:
      Strikers: Battle League
      Competitive garbage

      >>Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
      Muso garbage

      >July:
      >>Live A Live HD-2D remake
      Chronicles 3
      Jrpg garbage

      >September:
      3
      Competitive garbage

      >October:
      + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
      Tired franchise that was never good

      3
      Combo autism garbage

      >November:
      Scarlet and Violet
      Will be terrible like every pokemon game since 6th gen

      >Announced for 2022:
      Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
      Mission 1st remake
      lmao

      >Announced for 2023:
      >>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2
      Might be good but will more likely be more of the same thing, was nice the first time but it will quickly be repetitive.
      I'll give you this one out of good grace

      >Beyond:
      Mission 2 remake
      Litteral who

      Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
      Tired franchise

      Prime 4
      Tired franchise, was never good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ain't wrong, even shit like kirby discussion died in 3 days. The Switch is such a fleeting console that will be revisited less than the Wii.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man I'm glad I'm not as miserable as you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sound tired, Anon. I think you might want to get some new hobbies.

          Why do Nintendo fans gaslight and demonize people that have dissenting opinions? Whats wrong with seeing the Switch library as boring and uninspired with poor gameplay? Are people not allowed to think freely?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel similarly to you, in that the Switch's library is very lackluster. However, if you want to criticize the games you need a bit more than "lol it's garbage". I could go on and on about how the JRPG listing is terrible because of how they only focus on graphics and cutscenes, and bloat the budget with voice acting and other non-gameplay Hollywood pandering. It helps people understand why the game is garbage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That’s just what JRPG’s are? I have yet to see a fun JRPG that doesn’t try to be an anime movie lmao.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can do whatever the frick you want, but spending your free time posting in a thread specifically about something you dislike, going out of you way to shit on games I'm sure you haven't played leads me to believe you're miserable. That's what miserable people do

            Do want you actually enjoy instead. If you wanted an actual discussion you'd post more than "lol it's shit"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No? Its what people with different opinions do, and this thread is purely a circle jerk of maybe 3 people max that are purely projecting.

              Why would he waste time discussing individual titles when the thread is already overloaded with bad game reccomendations out the gate?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would he waste time
                exactly, that's my whole point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sound tired, Anon. I think you might want to get some new hobbies.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually the best gaming platform ever made in general.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to agree but you're right. I was always more a portable gamer as I could never sit in one place due to moving around a lot as a kid, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buy a SteamDeck instead of this piece of garbage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I find it confusing that you think Steam has troonys and somehow the Switch doesnt despite every troony posted on here from AGDQ being Nintendo fans lol. Do you somehow think troonys avoid Nintendo despite it having a ton of pedo bait garbage in their games?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            imagine getting this defensive over being called a troony

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine bringing up troonys 24/7.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seething it has caused among decklets and snoys has been nothing short of amazing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick. I have four joycons, two launch joycons and two from the OLED model and I've never had drifting issues with any of them. Is it really the prevalent?

      In fact I don't think any controller I've ever had has developed drifting issues. I use a DS5 as my primary PC controller which people complain about drifting issues too and that's been completely fine as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it depends on how much you play, the more you do the worse or more chances you have that it happened. I thought Nintendo learned how to make joysticks after the embarrassment that were the N64 controllers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not going to get drift issues with the OLED joycons. They fixed the joycons after that video came out where you just need to stick some thick paper underneath the joystick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 good games in 6 years. gaming is dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also I’ve never understood the appeal of portable games in general. How much fricking free time do you Black folk have? If I’m out of the house it’s usually because I have things to do. If I’m at the house what the frick would I need a portable console for? Playing it awkwardly in bed or on the toilet, squinting at the tiny screen, barely able to hear the sound coming from the tinny speakers?

      You don’t need to fill every waking moment of your life with video games.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The nintendo cope is honestly hilarious. In Ganker it’s “the best console ever”, literally everywhere else is “WHERE IS THE SWITCH VERSION?!” And “This really wasn’t a good sale, nintendo, but I got Odyssey for $5 off!”

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last good game to come out on Switch was Rune Factory 4 Special. This year is a travesty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ???
      Kirby was fantastic, one of my favorite games on the system

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All Kirby games beyond the gba remake is mind numbingly boring kiddy shit to me.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        you fricks are so mad holy shit

        Projecting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well there's no accounting for bad taste

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can make a real case for the game any time. Good luck showing that's it's any more fun than watching paint dry.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is Lets go Pikachu?

    I have no interested in pokemon beyond the original 151 era, which is why this game looks interesting to me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s up there. Easily the best we got since gen 6

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $350 for a portable pokemon machine

    i'd rather emulate GBA pokemon until nintendo pulls their head out of their ass and makes a pokemon as solid as gen 3

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > this is truly the best console ever made

    homie what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just the Switch discord spamming again.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like the Switch and more of the library if fans didn't ruin the games for me. Every time I try to talk about Splatoon or Xenoblade or Zelda, the majority are always obnoxious console war posters who ruin the discussion by saying things like "haha snoys btfo! our game sold 30 million! get rekt!" when it's not even a console war.

    Hence, I take points off of the score of the game. Sadly this happens to 99% of all console libraries, it's not even relegated to the Switch. Need a reminder of what happened when sony was in first place? The golden sony wojaks would flood the catalog like a mudslide, hence I refuse to consider any playstation games good, even their vaunted bloodborne.

    Is this wrong? Shouldn't these console war shitposters be punished for ruining discussions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you need to sort your priorities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >letting other people being moronic that have nothing to do with the product itself influence your decisions about it
        How's high school? You getting good grades? Don't worry you'll grow up eventually.

        All I'm saying is this:

        >game comes out
        >it's clearly not that good
        >fans only shill it via controversy and metacritic spam and shitposting and trolling
        >hence discard it as bad

        For example, I don't need to buy a Steam Deck to know that Valve are full of idiots whose propensity for laziness is matched only by their fear of making meaningful non-cosmetic TF2 updates.after some point you get a third eye for this kinid of thing. A good game encourages a good fanbase.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And how does that exactly affect the games you play?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >want to play Splatoon
            >nobody wants to play because they're too busy jerking off to squid e-girls or jerking off to sales metrics, because they have a vendetta with playstation fans and bloodborne (don't ask me why, it's just something that happened in 2015)

            >want to discuss Ratchet and Clank
            >"BRUH I WANT TO FUG RIVET SOOOO BAD MAN, SHE WAS BUILT FOR HUMAN MEN"
            >can't even get a word in about the original games, becomes a coomer dump, 404's soon after

            >want to talk about Halo
            >"bruh did you see that cucking scene in the netflix series? haha Cortana is a cuck! haha~!"
            >discussion dies immediately after a few webms not even related to the games themselves

            Popularity really helped these games, didn't it?

            >A good game encourages a good fanbase.
            No it fricking doesn't you moron. Have you played most games? Nearly every fanbase is filled with the same neanderthals. If you judge games based off the average idiot who plays video games, which is most people because video games are as consumable as books which anyone can do, then every game is bad. I was like you once and let obnoxious people make me not try out games, but if you actually make the judgement call yourself by actually playing the product (or at least looking at gameplay and see if it appeals to you) then you can be certain if it's appealing to you or not.
            Stop being moronic, think for yourself.

            >game comes out
            >see person who owns a funko pop enjoy it
            >game now ruined
            This is you. This is how dumb you sound.

            This is only reinforced by my experiences when I ignore my better judgement and try the games myself. I tried Xenoblade, tried Halo, BOTW, Splatoon, even gave up my dignity and played Uncharted for a little while. Every single time, the sentiments felt earlier were vindicated in terms of these games just not being good.. You want to know why fandoms are bad? look no further than the games that have zero substance and either want to be glorified porn, or glorified movies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So the gameplay is affected...by you not being able to talk about it. Got it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More so that the gameplay was terrible in the first place, and the fans couldn't put up a defense for it because they were too busy jerking off to human-shaped swords, or human shaped squids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A good game encourages a good fanbase.
          No it fricking doesn't you moron. Have you played most games? Nearly every fanbase is filled with the same neanderthals. If you judge games based off the average idiot who plays video games, which is most people because video games are as consumable as books which anyone can do, then every game is bad. I was like you once and let obnoxious people make me not try out games, but if you actually make the judgement call yourself by actually playing the product (or at least looking at gameplay and see if it appeals to you) then you can be certain if it's appealing to you or not.
          Stop being moronic, think for yourself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >game comes out
          >see person who owns a funko pop enjoy it
          >game now ruined
          This is you. This is how dumb you sound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >letting other people being moronic that have nothing to do with the product itself influence your decisions about it
      How's high school? You getting good grades? Don't worry you'll grow up eventually.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Decklets feel the need to pipe up in every single thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? Its a better platform, nothing wrong with a better option for people who actually like gaming.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Its a better platform
        Not with that shit screen, battery and game compatibility it's not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It has the same screen as the regular Switch which most people own, the battery regularly meets or exceeds the Switch dude, and literally everything works, even incompatible games with minimal compromise, like the text being "small" which is solved with a magnify tool if you really have issues.

          Seriously, at least tell the truth. You can get like 4 and a half hours on something like Death Stranding at 40Hz by just adjusting settings. I got a 20 hour battery in darkest dungeon last night lmao.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It has the same screen as the regular Switch which most people own
            This is cope. It has the same screen as a 2017 device, so that makes it okay all of a sudden lol.

            Also
            > the battery regularly meets or exceeds the Switch
            Absolutely not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes? Small panels arent common, moreso with shortages. Why is it bad when you have nothing comparible?

              And yes, the battery is excellent if you actually make game profiles ansld adjust settings.

              Example, portal 2, a recent port to the Switch, gets about 6 and a half hours on Steam Deck with better settings

              Stop lying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          actually a few games aren't compatible with the steam deck, and the library is actually HUGE in comparison to the switch, like two thousand it's size and they are actually good games, not downgraded ports or a copypaste of the same mario/pokemon game
          Also, the screen is pretty okay and the battery is good for the performance it provides.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Steam Deck doesn't have downgraded games

            Why do Decklets lie so obviously?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              lmao you can actually change the settings if you want to and still keep a stable framerate, this is not a downgrade by definition you fricking moronic maggot

              here, this is a downgrade :

              ?t=390

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah and also, online is fricking free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're the vegans/cyclists/pirates of handhelds.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2015 android table
    >Joycon drifting
    >1 exclusive and 99 ports
    >Doesn't even have a fricking LAN port
    >20€ a month to play 20 year old roms in a poorly coded emulator and an online conection that performs worse than whatever a stinky Melee basement dweler can make
    Tendies are mentally ill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1 exclusive
      >no lan port
      ???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The OLED has one but not the original.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oink oink Eric

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brutal mogging.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emulation isnt mogging, and stuff like Fire Emblem, BOTW, Mario Kart, and Mario Oddysey work 100% on Yuzu now. At least post a game people should give a shit about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that d-doesn't count!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >emulation should run new games immaculately day 1
          Thats not how it works and youve never emulated

          >At least post a game people should give a shit about.
          So why did you post about Fire Emblem?

          Youre right, anime games often suck but i assumed people liked it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >At least post a game people should give a shit about.
        So why did you post about Fire Emblem?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario Oddysey work 100% on Yuzu now
        can you show me odyssey running at a steady 60fps on deck without shader caching stutters and audio delay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that was hard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >45fps with stutters

            lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wont happened after you get shaders, thats how yuzu works just download a shader pack. Regardless, let me know when Switch games are worth emulating over the thousands of games Steam Deck has?

              Im glad i shut you up at least pretending people give a shit about the Switch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That is clearly not 60fps you absolute sperg.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its so good you spend all day on Ganker shilling it instead of playing games (because it has none)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >console wars
    lol what are we, 12

    I like both. As a physical device I think I prefer the switch oled, but you can't beat the open nature of the pc as a platform. Hopefully a deck 2 ups the build quality a bit and has a decent screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Deck screen is fine. Stop being an autistic moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Screen's fine for me on Steamer Dick, but it's hilariously reflective.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Try mag glass??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post yours with timestamp? You seem to take such huge issue in something why did you buy it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am coping against hope that Nintendo goes back to "fun" visual design and UI design because the Switch's UI was fricking boring and I don't care for this console generation's futuristic-minimalism approach.

    Give me more stuff like the Wii UI.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so this board is actually full of fat pieces of shit, nintendo and anime fans in their 30' and feel like it's cool, even after a youth full of shame ? when will you grow up ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > ?
      alguem BR?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        opa fala ai maninho

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Eric hiding behind the Deck?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to play switch games get a switch. if you want to play pc games get a deck

    why do people get so upset over the dumbest shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, the Deck has been amazing though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deckies are like vegans. They can't help themselves posting about how amazing their purchase has been so they can emulate 20 year old games at 20fps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh so Nintendi fanboys are also like vegans? Whats the purpose of this thread? Seems like its just shilling an inferior product to the Deck.

        What do you call that?

        Wonder why something makes you so mad you have to lie about it, how strange and very childish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so moronic Eric?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who the frick is Eric man? Nintendo fanboys on this board seem to have brain damage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Who the frick is Eric
              You, obviously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure whats going on in that head but it doesnt sound good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Looking forward to you begging for people to debate you on skype

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I want to talk with a mentally unstable person?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >console warrior calling people mentally unstable
                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >console warrior
                But I have a Switch and mainly play on PC?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I totally believe you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh so Nintendi fanboys are also like vegans? Whats the purpose of this thread? Seems like its just shilling an inferior product to the Deck.

        What do you call that?

        Wonder why something makes you so mad you have to lie about it, how strange and very childish.

        You have to be 18+ to post here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I'd suggest buying an Odin Lite or one of the other "floor-model" UMPCs if you wanted an emulation station, not a Steam Deck. "Anti-Deckies" can't shut the frick up about "Deckies" and have nothing to say about the actual product.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Question for switch owners, how do you play most of the time? Docked, kickstand, or handheld?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Equal split between docked and handheld

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