Frick this piece of shit boss.

Frick this piece of shit boss.
>OH WE SUDDENDLY REMEMBERED THIS GAME WAS INSPIRED BY AN IMMERSIVE SIM SO UHHHHHHHH...REMEMBER THAT DECISION YOU MADE 15 HOURS AGO BY ACCIDENTALLY PRESSING THE WRONG DIALOGUE OPTION?? WELL YOU ARE NOW LE HACKED, SO GROUNDBREAKING LOLOLOL GET FRICKED.
So fricking gay.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IMMERSIVE SIM
    reddit moment

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he chose to get vaxxed
    serves you right

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason to own the original version.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason
        Really? Not fewer bugs? Better pacing? SOVL filter?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like The Missing Link.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not bad, but it's better off being standalone

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's fine but there's no point replaying it which is why the DC version is so obnoxious bc it forces you to

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          everyone laughed at the piss filter on release but I guess morons like it now?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone laughed at the piss filter on release

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you got the clotshot, too.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACCIDENTALLY
    You can never accept that you fricked up, huh? Is that you, DSP?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That boss fight is way better if you got the aug vax thoughbeit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't a word you fricking homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Though it actually is thoughever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perchance.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game heavily hints that it's the wrong decision multiple times
    sorry you're a moron

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    biochip status?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he trusted the authorities to put into his body what they told him he should
    Kek.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally made the right choice on my first playthrough by just forgetting to go to the clinic

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deuschads keep winning as the zoomers filter themselves

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get what you FRICKING DESERVE.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the option where the bad guy corporation is offering a major update to your programming and you can choose not to get it?
    And anyone with a brain will know the update is a trap?
    Are you telling me you fricking fell for it?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess
    your vaxxed

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro the game literally opens with a cutscene of the bad guys discussing their evil biochip

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally an optional objective
    >is super suspicious to anyone who isn't a drooling moron
    >got the chip anyway
    Sorry you were too stupid to see the warning signs

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being dumb enough to actually fall for the biochip update
    the only way the game could have spelled it out more would have been to literally have Bob Page come on tv advertising it

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This choice was equivalent of taking the covid vax.
    You did not fall for the obvious bait did you Ganker?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually fell for it. Not vaxxed btw
    I thought the illuminati were going to haxx0r me anyway with the biochip glitches

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never got the chip since I thought it would be installed through the main quest

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