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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/metro_ow/status/1757438549845053671?
    Uh oh…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This keller dude is really the biggest fricking idiot lmao, just beg papa jeff to come back to fix this trashfire

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, Jeff, the one who kept Brigitte OP status for a while, he literally killed Overwatch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this can't be real. why would you do this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From the horse’s mouth
        https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24064844/rise-as-a-champion-in-overwatch-2-season-9/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We're adjusting how the damage dealt is more consistent by increasing the projectile size while also increasing the health pools of all heroes, thereby keeping the time that takes to eliminate targets relatively the same.
          Then what is the fricking point? That is straight up worse. They are so fricking moronic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So bigger hit boxes in a roundabout way? Time to kill will only be the same on average right? Ie shit players will kill you more quickly (because previously they were missing) but hood players more slowly (they were already hitting, but now you have more health).

          Absolute lunatics. They've made a game for the esports tards and are now alienating them?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            overwatch should have never been an esports game. it should have always been a fun over the top game with crazy balance. catering to no fun comp nogs was always a mistake.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could easily shit all over this, but I'm not going to listen to my kneejerk reaction. I think the only thing that matters with Overwatch 2 is IF the game is fun to play or not. And if making the headshot radius the size of Jupiter makes the game more fun, I'm all for it.

            Don’t forget everyone self heals now and has bigger health

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            alienating a dead fanbase, how horrible.
            Now they're hoping to reel in casuals instead of pandering to those idiots, all too late they should've just went for casuals from the start.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all too late
              Yeah I really loked OW1 but I stopped playing 2 within a month

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the truth that Ganker can never admit is that overwatch never catered to esports balance wise. they catered to them financially, tossing money at the problem, but even homosexual kaplan was obsessed with having low-skill heroes equally viable as highskill ones, which is not only anti-competitive, but also resorted in some of their worst changes ever (mercy holocaust, brig release) unironically if they ever catered to esports Black folk it would have been a better game. this update is just more of the same from them, nobody should be fricking surprised.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the truth that Ganker can never admit is that overwatch never catered to esports balance wise
              They balanced the game around OWL. This is just straight up a fact that you cannot just claim otherwise.

              Quite literally the reason the game went from no-limits to 1-limit was because of OWL. Again, quite literally the reason the game went from 1-limit to 2-2-2 was because of OWL. Countless balance changes were a direct result of issues plaguing the OWL.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why was brig such a big problem in the first place if they catered to OWL?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I think it was due to dive strat being boring as frick to watch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit
      What the actual frick is going on at Blizzard now

      seems like something that is welcomed on console but for pc this is kind of a fricked up change.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could easily shit all over this, but I'm not going to listen to my kneejerk reaction. I think the only thing that matters with Overwatch 2 is IF the game is fun to play or not. And if making the headshot radius the size of Jupiter makes the game more fun, I'm all for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably because Widowmaker is such a niche pick due to lack of skill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mcree had the worst bullet radius in that game but increasing bullet radius for all heroes is moronic
      Sigma already had max hp and 2 shields abilities how many more damage does he need to tank
      All Hero HP regen after 5 seconds good bye to actual supports in unranked games I guess
      Genji have dogshit skill toolkit that's not unique to ninja he should've had smoke screen ability like actual ninja

      does overwatch deserve the hate?
      they unironically put the most effort in out of CS2, valorant etc
      and OW2 was a much bigger step up than CS2 and their engine genuinely mogs source 2, yet only one of them was hated

      effort to create bad game means nothing
      its all about end outcome

      Welp

      Ez headshots for widow players for scripters even
      This game is just hyper casual fps when you want to play fps while u're drunk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mercy didn't get her projectile size increased though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OW esports is dead, so taking steps to make the game more fun for casual players seems wise. It's not like anyone of going to be dominating a match with their sick Mercy pistol play. This is just a bone thrown to your healbawd Mercy girlfriend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was so moronic people were calling it fake when it leaked
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/665306449
      How does Blizzard manage to EVERYTHING wrong with Overwatch for almost a decade?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wew lad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you watch the video muted?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      look i don't mind making headshots easier if you're making health pools bigger but what the frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the backlash will be bad enough to justify making another character gay ?
      What kind of baby mode shit is this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting the DSP of FPS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's whatever for console but for PC that's gonna be quite the buff. Either way it doesn't really matter at the end since OW pro is dead and ranked is a sweatfest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consolefriends

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit
    What the actual frick is going on at Blizzard now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YUGE
      LOGS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the actual frick is going on at Blizzard now
      They have no developers left, just diversity hires.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/metro_ow/status/1757438549845053671?
      Uh oh…

      >We're adjusting how the damage dealt is more consistent by increasing the projectile size while also increasing the health pools of all heroes, thereby keeping the time that takes to eliminate targets relatively the same.
      Then what is the fricking point? That is straight up worse. They are so fricking moronic.

      Reminder that this is because they refused to nerf "supports" and Mercies and Kirikos could just spam crouch or strafe and avoid 95% of damage from every dps.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does overwatch deserve the hate?
    they unironically put the most effort in out of CS2, valorant etc
    and OW2 was a much bigger step up than CS2 and their engine genuinely mogs source 2, yet only one of them was hated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      does overwatch deserve the hate?
      A simple yes won’t do the hate justice

      >Announce in 2019 a sequel with the main draw being PvE
      >3 years with almost ZERO updates, game is dead
      >launch OW2 but…without PvE
      >Dont worry, the new shop is available and the butchered 5v5!!!
      >7 months later they host a casual stream and try to quietly announce that PvE has been cancelled
      >they try to play it down while everyone goes apeshit
      >then it comes out that they KNEW for almost 2 years PvE wasn’t going to happen and continued to lie and hype it up
      >people get even MORE pissed off
      >the final nail in the coffin is they scrapped together a shitty 20 minute archive mission from 2019 that used to be for free, called it PvE, removed the taken trees, and threw it at us for $15 (can’t use in game currency either because frick you)
      >Fans waited 3 years for essentially a downgraded game with one less tank and a fricking Battle Pass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game was great at alunch/beta and up until forced esports came. Starting to balance everything around squads of koreans pretending to be from diffirent countries (winning London team in league going straight to korea to celebrate) killed it. You could pick anything except for lolhanzo and widow and have fun while contributing. The further it went with e-sport, the more and more annoying and unfun the game was, paired with extremly slow and laizy new content. OW2 killed it, dropping the mask and becoming full cash-shop live service shooter, with no option to go back to ow1.

        and lets not forget that multibillion company can't make a single player storymode everyone expected from ow2. It's true that the bigger company is, the slower content gets produced(skins for ow1 were all outsourced). Meanwhile some small indie shitter keep printing content like mad. Compare Diablo 4 to path of exile, or even alst epoch that launches this month

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does overwatch deserve the hate?
      Certainly
      They were quick to pull the trigger, I think probably not even a year into release, and turned the game in a compBlack person sweatfest and cast aside their entire casual fanbase that just liked the game as a fun hero shooter, much like how most of TF2's playerbase was and is.
      Constant bad reactionary balance changes from people whining, changes to the core of the gameplay for "muh competitive integrity" (No more stacking heroes, Role queues, etc.)

      Had they actually kept up with making the game fun first and foremost, yet also keeping it balanced to keep the hyper sweaty competitive subcommunity happy, I'm sure the game would've been much more well received and successful

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game was always balanced around the top 1% of players. I remember when they got rid of Hanzo's scatter arrow but they allowed it to remain in OWL because the pros were used to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It deserves some amount of flack but it's not (or wasn't) the 3/10 disaster some want it to be. It's still overall a competently made game that was fun in spite of the devs constant frickery. The majority of OW it's like a 7.5 or 8/10. You could do a lot worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree with the a lot. I think OW1 was a 7 or 8. It was lots of fun and with some iconic maps. OW2 is just an entirely different game and it's just a 5. It feels like a typical f2p game with typical f2p maps. How removing maps got the thumbs up I'll never know. Hell, they even cut out a game mode for no reason.

        TF2 was ruined, but at least that was by more content as poor as it was. OW1 was just taken from me and I paid £30 for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally just removed content from a game people paid for and called it "2", have you lost your mind?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a falseflag post to make people think OW players are moronic blizzard cultists.
      Do not reply to this bait.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire game is bad at its core, no matter how much they try to change it up season after season with more coats of paint you still have the same terrible gameplay, with badly designed maps that force the same chokepoints every single game, in fact i think it has gotten even worse by further casualizing mechanics, forcing comps, releasing even worse maps and sanitized terrible heroes that don't have an inch of original thought

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their engine genuinely mogs source 2
      in what way(s)?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeff gave us launch Brigitte and role queues
      >Aaron gave us that awful fricking Mauga shit and killed PvE
      Not sure who was worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They had to add role queues for obvious reason. I take Jeff any day over that Keller moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mauga meta lasted a month
        >Brigette meta lasted years
        I wonder which ones worse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brigitte meta only lasted 7 months but it’s still worse than Mauga

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. At least the game is still moving forward. We got jackshit for 3 years with Jeff in charge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand, he and every other dev was too busy policing the players to work on the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, frick you and your e-sport bullshit homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I apologize, will Daddy Satya hire him back to unfrick everything?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they're still hiding numeric ranks?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jade weapons

    I'm glad they're trying to change up the game so it's more fun but is this really the best Blizzard could come up with? Lazy recolors of weapons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want to hear the kicker?
      Originally they were going to make it so after the current season, comp points are converted to legacy points. You can only buy golden guns from now on with legacy points, jade guns are comp only. Ok sure, so how do you earn legacy points?
      YOU EARN LEGACY POINTS ONCE A FRICKING YEAR, WHEN THE YEAR ENDS AND YOUR CURRENT COMP POINTS BECAME LEGACY. THEY WERE MAKING IT SO YOU CAN ONLY EARN ONE FRICKING GOKDEN GUN A YEAR FROM NOW ON
      people rightfully threw a shit fit so they just announced they were changing it but holy FRICK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who the frick cares about golden weapons at this point tbh they are ugly as frick

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      won what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are "they"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HP regen

      is this still alive? I'm asking this for real.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm reluctant to play OW while it's 5v5 and playing tank feels like punching a sponge while you get screamed at for not solving world hunger. also, taking some of the most beloved maps out of rotation most of the time can frick right off.

    most complaints about the game could be solved in an afternoon, and yet...

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fired roughly 60% of the staff working on the game like 2 weeks ago.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for Overshit players/shills.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL. Even if Widow can't one shot 250 hp heroes now, because for some reason they didn't give her a cool down on her attack she can just one shot people instantly still right? Just a headshot followed by an immediate tap to their chest or anywhere.

      Holy frick the skill floor to OW was already insanely low, now this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if Widow can't one shot 250 hp heroes now
        Of course she can

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't her charge shot only do 120 damage? Isn't Hanzo and Widow's damage only 240 to heads?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Hanjo does 240 to head, Widow at full charge 300

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you can see the trail leaning towards the head instead of being on the crosshair

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly good for Overwatch if it becomes the FPS for casuals and drops any and all eSports bullshit.
    The average player of any game is not very good, and balanced and designing your game around top level players kills literally every game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I played Paladins for years and never once touched competitive because that was never my goal for playing the game. Same with Overwatch. People get way too fricking heated over casual games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's honestly good for Overwatch if it becomes the FPS for casuals
      Will never happen for as long as Blizzard keeps trying to force an esports scene.
      OWL was notoriously bad so Blizzard shuttered it and are now pushing for a "Champions Series"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normies will never accept video games as a real sport, it is embarrassing to see boomer shareholders trying to turn video games into some NFL shit. And it poisons every game it touches.
        I don't mind competition or tournaments, but it needs to be community driven and not some superbowl wannabe garbage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This same system is being attempted in a even more niche realms. table top war games in the form of Warhammer 40k.

          You are seeing a huge number of sweaty eSports like videos spinning up the past two years. People legit creating mentorships for a fricking tabletop game. It's trying to create the casino mode in everyone's mind.

          Videos from like 6 years ago we're cellphone or handheld.reocrders of a bunch of friends enjoying the game in wacky ways. But they are shifting and I assume of the larger 3-5 YouTube groups all are paid for by GW. It's kinda sick to watch so much trying to form a lifestyle around hobbies.

          I was prepared for a evil and cruel world, I wasn't prepared for.how stupid and gay it would also be.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so THIS is the tf2 killer you guys told me about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the tf2 killer is valve

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2's dead, baby.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/

    Uh oh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they massacred my girl Pharah...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made her actually kind of fun to play.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          can't stay in the air for long

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mercy is the most reddit character ever made. Every single fricking troon that plays OW gravitates to her for some reason. Go on twitch right now and you'll see 500 Emma Eevee Mctroon's holding down M1 with their gay ass pink gamer rooms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the unsolicited instalment of troonynews

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're welcome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek you just know a mercy pulled off a rez in front of this shitter as he missed every shot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey I do that

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game was best at launch. every single patch after that made something worse

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna play it

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.avi

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just played a few casual games and its shit widowmaker and hanzo is OP now healers feel nerfed

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played for like a week when 2 came out cause frick it free and wasnt the "gimmick" of support that they got to auto heal? They giving anything to support to make up for everyone getting their little gimmick? Or is it just a frick supports we cant figure out what to do so frick em kinda thing?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that new emote for tracer

    Good lord do they really like showing off her ass. Isn't she lesbian?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should unironically bring lootboxes back

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more casualized shooting
    >more bullet sponges
    Who the frick asked for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Overwatch 2™ community apparently.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they change mei's primary so she can freeze people? Literally the only thing I care about for this dumpster fire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably need to update.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good looks pimp

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They basically just reverted every change to Ranked back to OW1 only now you get green weapons instead of gold ones

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOW REGEN LIKE CALL OF DUTY

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure they could fix the game as it's an extremely frustrating game.
    Every game is a stomp

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how cs2 is just as shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't cs2 just shiny csgo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it has same problems with hitboxes as overwatch here. Game is abolute trash now and full of vatBlack folk getting ready to get drafted, raped and killed and thats all they ever talk about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it was same shit as OW, they took out content
        But you can do stuff like pic related with stickers now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they removed content
          what content, only the very slight minority of players played gamemodes other than MM

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What they need to do is make a game type where after a hero dies you have to pick a different one until all the heroes on your team have been picked and then they all come back.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is fricking moronic. I don't believe people actually wanted this, Blizzard is just saying that so they can deflect when there's backlash over people getting deleted with logs.
    Like the most basic fricking thing in a FPS or PvP in general shouldn't be this broken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple Geometry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is just gonna make the game even more frustrating (a feat i thought impossible)
      microsoft has one hell of a purge awaiting the overwatch team, just clean house because i doubt the morons they find can do any worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OW1
      >people hated Hanzo because he shot fridges that nuked people (also scattershit)
      >OW2
      >they bring this back because people wanted it back apparently
      huh?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huntsman Bros, we're so back

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally waiting for Overwatch 3 and the PVE modes they never put into 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying 3 won't remove more

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay updates
    sounds like the recipe for Paladins bloat.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    see Black person anywhere on a promo.
    not gonna play.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladins was always a better game

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone literally incapable of aiming (I don't have eyes, I play FPS using a seeing eye dog), is it finally possible for me to play OW on a character besides Moira now?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New player gets kill with alt fire
    > I wonder how much damage does a concussion blast does
    Blizzard still doesn't have basic damage info on abilities in game.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because of the hamster

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Biggest cultural phenomenon in mid-late 2010s gaming
    >ActiBlizz lets it wither and die on the vine
    This is astounding levels of incompetence.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not touched OW2 at all since it launched.

    Also I love D.Va and she's the only reason I ever even played OW at all.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a team based fps be more fun if during parts of the map you were forced to become seperated from your team and then get into mixed fights with another team?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHA THEY ACTUALLU UNIRONICALLY COPIED PALADINS ALL THE WAY

    WHAT THE FRICK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did? Does that mean you just get bot matches until you reach a certain level?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HAHAHA THEY ACTUALLU UNIRONICALLY COPIED PALADINS ALL THE WAY

      If they did, then where's my PVE mode?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell they have no Idea what the frick they are doing anymore becuase by giving everyone inate Health regen the just made the Shield Health obsolete.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I've never played the game after they went lmao1tank, do people go all turbosperg on you if you don't pick whatever's currently perceived to be the meta tank?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't an esports thing going on anymore so, maybe people care less about meta.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      the latest tank they released was completely broken for a few wekks and thus you were getting insulted if you couldn't play him because you hadn't unlocked it yet/hadn't bought the BP

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can i play the game with a 6 torb team again? No? Then frick off

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