Frick you guys remake is awesome and I cant wait for rebirth.

Frick you guys remake is awesome and I can’t wait for rebirth.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks and you should feel bad for liking it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you too then tbh. Remake was awesome and I am excited for Rebirth however. Will replay Remake again before launch.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're correct.
    It's too bad Square is moronic, and they'll more than likely completely drop this combat and the systems and the iterations of it across the 3 games once 7R is done. We'll just go right back to FF being shitty again.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R is unironically better than the original so far. If they don't completely frick up the ending, and let's be real they probably will, it could actually end up being the best FF game(s) of all time.
    If you disagree you're just a contrarian, haven't played it, or are blinded by nostalgia.

    t. have played every single mainline FF and think FF7 is one of the most overrated RPGs of all time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played Remake before OG. They were both kinda ass. Both had their moments, but the gameplay fricking sucked and the writing of the overarching story is really bad and not very compelling. Sephiroth feels like a joke without his battle theme playing, even moreso in Remake.
      Barret was the only consistently good element throughout both iterations. I actually liked the addition of President Shinra's monologue in Remake, although I think it should have been separate from his assassination.

      • 3 months ago
        As far as they will go but even farther

        Barrett was bearable on the original, couldn't stand his nogdindu voice in the remake

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an interesting opinion. nta, but I thought Remake Barret is the best he's ever been and the VA killed it as the character. Look forward to him doing the stuff with Dyne.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you a moron? The story is fricking stupid. The plot ghosts are moronic, the way they work is moronic, the party killing the plot ghosts for Sephiroth was even more moronic, and anyone who likes this garbage is a fool, plain and simple. I bet rebirth doesn't even bother to explain them amd everyone will proclaim it the beat game ever. You people are so stupid it's painful.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they remake IV, VI, IX, V and then III (in that order)

    X and onward are already fine. VIII has no value other than updated coom character models

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      III, IV, V, and VI, not likely. They already have the Pixel Remasters.
      IX is a strong possibility.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pixel remasters suck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yup it was great. Ignore the schizos and nint0ddlers

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how stock everything looks, I wish gamedevs would go back to hiring artists instead of using stock marketplace assets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is something that baffled me the most. Interacting with npcs felt like something outta Dragon Quest or Tales, except those games have presumably 1/3rd the budget, if not less. And they have artstyles, so limited NPC design work and animation makes sense and doesn't standout too much.
      Contrasted with the character designs, interacting with the NPCs in Remake made them seem legitimately like drag-and-drop assets. Skyrim of all things had better animations, voice acting, lip syncing, dialogue, and general design for its throwaway NPCs.
      Where the frick did the budget for this game go? I'm baffled by how ugly it looks. It's even stranger because Rebirth looks virtually the same, despite being developed as a next-gen exclusive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game was in a development hell for a very long time and they changed engines multiple times too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's the vidya equivalent of a tax write-off. What will be Rebirth's excuse I wonder?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to the demo.

    Hope it’s a free roam section so I can just run around for an hour or 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won’t be. It’ll probably just be the opening at Kalm or something.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tifa

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am a 23 year old zoomer who never played the original (i never will either) and loved it, the entire graphical style and music along with the combat was amazing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not play the original? It's great too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta, and I've been playing FFs since 2(SNES), but 7 hasn't aged too awful great at this point, and there is really a good port that modernizes it in any real way.
        It's why a lot of people were hoping for a true remake with updated visuals than a complete reimagining.

        It's starting to get long enough to where the only people who really care for 7 were older people until Remake came along.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk, I played it at release, and replayed it about a year ago and it was still pretty fun.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilians have got their hands on pre-release copies. Its likely that spoilers will be dropping within the next few days.

    Just a heads up. Im dipping for the month after I post this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I’m outta here.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a PC version but that's probably going to take a year like XVI

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this board is dead. FF7R was torn apart on release. The fact that you people are actually rooting for this demake is insanity.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bwo that sucks. Maybe go to reddit instead?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horrible thread, frickface.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't agree, but at least someone enjoys it

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, the padding was a nuisance at worst for me, but those last few chapters, I mean Jesus Christ, what the King Konging frick was that all about? Felt like a really phony try at ending the game on the same climactic high note as the original.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game of the decade incoming tbh
    No one is prepared for how good Rebirth will be.
    And yeah, leaks are incoming although I won't be posting them myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prepared for a part 2 out of 3 of a game from Playstation1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Posts like these remind me of the people saying ff16 would be goty. Those were probably shitposts too.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the last FF game you played was FF9 would you enjoy FF 7 remake? be honest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Difficult to say for you, but if it was me, yes. I largely haven't liked any of the modern FFs past the classic ones, though I imagined to get some small enjoyment from 10 and 12, even if it didn't feel great.
      But I have no idea what your personal tastes are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the original FFVII. The remake seems like ass besides the combat, but I'll give it a try.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The combat is ass. Quality-wise it's no different from the original, that being that it does its respective genre (Action, in this case) poorly, but covers it up with flashy animations and VFX, similar to VII and its Strategy-oriented combat. Hell, most boss fights are just glorified cutscenes.
      You'll never feel clever fighting anything because despite some minimal effort in adding timing and combos, in the end because of the balancing issues that have plagued the series since its inception, they're unnecessary. You can just stand static and button mash until you need to pause to heal and it makes no difference.
      The only minor exceptions are some VR bosses, which take place in a holodeck that nobody bothered to program image refraction into because they were lazy, I guess, and some story fights on Hard Mode. The latter of which you have to play through the atrocious Normal Mode first.
      >tl;dr
      Never pay more than 20 bucks for a video game. In this case, I wouldn't really recommend it for free. It's just a waste of time. May as well just wait to get packaged release of the bullshit trilogy on sale in 2030, or better yet, pirate it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit this is the biggest case of I didn’t play the gameism I’ve ever seen

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people paying hundreds a MONTH for an FFVII gacha game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people spend time and money "playing" gacha games with worse assets and design work than amateur artists who release the work they do in their spare time for free
      I legitimately do not understand what goes through people's heads with this kinda crap. Just jerk off to somebody with actual talent and take a weekend to learn to play poker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the FFVII battle royale game came to pc or console I would have played it to be honest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There are people paying hundreds a MONTH for an FFVII gacha game.
      kek, barely anyone. like every Square mobile game, it'll die after not too long. only reason it's getting any traction at all is the ff7 tie in.
      thought there was a report recently that it wasn't doing particularly well overall compared ot other mobile games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was recently listed as being one of the top 10 highest grossing mobile games of 2023. And it came out in like August/September

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but I can't find anything to support this. Maybe it was top 10 for downloads in its month of release or something? Even then that number is comparatively low.
          For reference, Genshin Impact had 23m downloads in its first week. Ever Crisis had 7m after two months.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why weren't they upfront about it being a time travel sequel?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they wanted to sell it to people as a remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that's as dumb as it sounds
      they're not stupid, it's bait and switch or bust

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because only Ganker thinks it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To surprise the players. Now the poor sods don't know how the next parts are going to go and they need to buy the games day 1 to know or risk getting spoiled

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you anon you're opinion is shit and you're an autistic homosexual for even being able able to think this shit is good.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud owes me sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know Corneo

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You won't be giving CPR to the girl with dolphin but to Yuffie instead. It shows in the demo that was available in some convention that the Bottom Swayer boss attacks Yuffie this time

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to be spoiled but I also need to be here to promote this game positively and encourage others to buy it and like it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get that. I'm gonna stop visiting the site and other soc media when the spoilers are imminent. Pretty much gonna just post my commissions to Pixiv, DA and other sites but refrain checking what's going on. Luckily landed Tifa vs Flonne commission of 14 pics for this month so get to ride on the hype of Rebirth on them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely want to know what the type of autism you have is called. It feels like a specific mental problem rather than the run of the mill autism.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called being a Finn 😀

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake was 6/10 at best. How they've managed to pull me in with Rebirth is a fricking miracle, and I'm very much looking forward to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How they've managed to pull me in with Rebirth is a fricking miracle
      Because you're a moron but there's also practically no competition

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it looks infinitely fricking better than remake. They actually remembered to put some fricking fun and colour in it this time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you embarrass yourself saying good things about the demake? Literally everyone in Ganker hates it. I'm buying Rebirth just to know the correct talking points when talking shit about it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have brainrot, so i formulate my own opinions and don't care what the morons on here who barely play games think.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I didn't care what the posters here thought but I still can't help getting mad when they say bad things about remake

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Listen. I've spend several years to shitpost about the demake daily. You WILL share my opinion or you will regret it. Get ready to defend your previous demake for years to come because I won't be backing down

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What didn't you like about it? I think it had flaws but overall I liked it. Your English is quite bad by the way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I wanted was the same game but with updated graphics. But the devs put us true and honest fans in the demake as a character. BAD character. They made defeating us the goal of the game and then said they are free to make changes to the story after we got defeated. HAHA! Joke's on them! I will buy the next parts but I will hate them and I will go online just to complain about the demake!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just reminded me that it was a joke about Tidus that completely destroyed this guys life. I was trying to figure out recently what his windbreak moment was, and that was it. A dumb joke about Tidus being in remake part 2 was enough to drive someone bitterly insane for 5 years (and counting)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you know FFX and FF7 share the same universe?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based Kitase. Thank god he didn't let that moron Nomura do the 1:1 remake he wanted

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still see a lot of the big ugly mud piles that were everywhere in the slums, but I have hope for the gold saucer

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the content creators who was at the LA event leaked some info about the first chapter

    A bit of Clerith fanservice, but very Cloud and Tifa focused with Tifa revealing her scar from Nibelheim. Also Aerith acknowledges Cloud and Tifas feelings for one another but Cloud visibly and obviously rejects Aerith when she then tries it on with him. They’re writing Aerith as a slag.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gib source

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A bit of Clerith fanservice, but very Cloud and Tifa focused
      Waifugays and shippers might be the only people whose opinion matters less than Barrys.
      How do grown ass men write posts like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"spoiling" game contents less than a month from release
      Try harder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit kys

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need some games to keep me busy for the next 4 weeks. Waiting for Rebirth, DD2 and Dawntrail is hell.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason Zack is alive is so at the forgotten temple sequence, Zack will be forced to watch as a Seph-Possessed Cloud proceeds to violate Aerith in front of him.

    It will be greatest cinematic since Berserk

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh fate

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