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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Wii U owners the only based tendies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most anti-normie console ever made. Resistant to american COD Black folk and UK fifa chavs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blops II and Ghosts were nice on it though. But yes, Nintendo scared off EA real quick, but we did get an awesome port with NFSMWU as a send-off from them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does have good versions of Black Ops 2 and Ghosts.
        FIFA apparently is shit, but I never tried it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every console before ps1 was pretty darn idiosyncratic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this
        Miiverse was like a secret clubhouse of unbridled autism and schizophrenia the likes of which will never be seen again on a Nintendo console
        Most of the games on the Wii U were only properly appreciated by tendies, kids, or adults with based taste - it hard filtered normies in a way no console since the 90s did
        Plus it was easy as frick to hack and homebrew
        The Switch is objectively better but it lacks SOVL that the Wii U had in spades

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Miiverse was like a secret clubhouse of unbridled autism and schizophrenia
          I miss Miiverse so fricking much

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ywn argue with kids again who are saying that you shouldn't talk about anime on the netflix community or randomly post brony topics on random communities

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Talking about other social medias like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and getting banned for it, even mentioning mods like Project M.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well there's rverse but it's inhabited solely by hacked 3DS and Wii U owners meaning it's not very active and has fairly normal (boring) users instead of children and schizos

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y can’t Kid Icarus fly?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a true secret club for real gamers. Normies were just filtered by it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right? The fact that the common people were moronic and thought it's just a wii really made IT a console for someone that has at least some minimal knowledge about games and things around it.
          Almost makes me think that Nintendo named it like that for this purpose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually true. I fricking hate Nintendo and I have a hacked Wii U and a hacked 3DS.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then Nintendo hates you too. Well done, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Free online
      >No friend codes
      >HD
      >Normal controller
      >Miiverse
      >Best web browser at the time
      >100% backwards comparability
      >Exclusives that were not on PC
      >Best Xenoblade
      >Best Donkey Dong Country
      >Best 3D Mario
      >Best Pikmin
      >Best Mario Kart
      >Nintendo Land
      >Certain 3rd party games ironically had the best version on Wii U

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Bump

        Don't forget, you could call people Black folk in Sm4sh. Actually sm4sh online was just superior in general and free

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really miss it all, I would usually be cool with others and say GGs

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did we go from
          >Smash 4 online
          >Two players per console vs friends
          To
          >Ultimate Online
          >Two player per console vs randos only
          >One per console vs friends

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Free online
      >No friend codes
      >HD
      >Normal controller
      >Miiverse
      >Best web browser at the time
      >100% backwards comparability
      >Exclusives that were not on PC
      >Best Xenoblade
      >Best Donkey Dong Country
      >Best 3D Mario
      >Best Pikmin
      >Best Mario Kart
      >Nintendo Land
      >Certain 3rd party games ironically had the best version on Wii U

      Bump

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the Wii U could've even crack 15 million units sold. What a massive failure. It'll be interesting if the Switch 2 also flops or underperforms, because like the Wii U, it is following a massively successful console.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch 2 will do fine, but not as well as Switch 1.
      Switch 3 will flop, but not super bad.
      We're repeating the original cycle.
      NES:Switch
      SNES:Switch 2
      N64: Switch 3
      etc.
      But all sales numbers will be higher than the old consoles just due to there being more gamers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch 2 will do fine, but not as well as Switch 1.
        Agreed. I'm predicting about 70-90 million sold.
        >Switch 3 will flop, but not super bad.
        Well, that's not coming until 2032 the earliest, so we'll see. If Switch 2 does poorly maybe the Switch 3 will do well, paralleling the Wii - Wii U - Switch line.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe the SNES will flop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually a good analogy, SNES seemed to sell just ok for its time but was a underperformance compared to the NES, selling about 12 million less. Switch has sold 132 million. Could see Switch 2 doing well but not as well as the Switch, about 95-105 million sold.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, 132 million?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, as of September 132 million have been sold. I also think that's why Nintendo wasn't in a rush to release the Switch 2, I was surprised people thought it would come out last year. The Switch is printing money for Nintendo.
            https://www.gameinformer.com/news/2023/11/07/nintendo-switch-surpasses-132-million-units-sold-alongside-great-tears-of-the

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty crazy honestly

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                New Switch is guaranteed to release within the next 18 months but I wonder if Nintendo held on for another few years if it would've been able to pass the DS or PS2.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, beaten only by the DS which has 154 million. Nintendo handhelds have always sold gangbusters, their lowest is the 3DS at ~76 million which is still nothing to sneeze at

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3ds
              The numbers are for both 3ds and n3ds?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Combined, yeah
                Gameboy number combines GB and GBC too

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This will shock and surprise many

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Wii U numbers are jarring

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintendo fighting to survive makes the best games.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Impressive how the 3DS bounced back from a bad launch and basically carried the company financially that gen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting the DS systems were overall more popular than the Wii ones.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only need to buy one console per house since people usually share it, but since handhelds are typically "personal" systems more are bought per house

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair point, I'm an only child so never thought of it that way but makes sense.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, though, the Switch is a better product, even considering the times, than both of those. The PS2 took 12 years of production to reach that number, the DS took 8 years of production. The Switch is just 7 years old and is making a push at those sales numbers. If it can match the pace it's been selling at these last few years, it will easily surpass both maybe. Even if a next generation console is released soon, the Switch will likely still be in production for a few years past that. I'm sure it will eventually hold the number 1 spot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Choose your Switch Successor!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me straight bros... how was it owning this and no other consoles?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does PC count? PC+wiiu used to be the choice to go.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wii U was the last console I bought, if that's what you mean. It's been great, I played it all the time still. Ocasionally boot up my Xbox and Xbox 360 sometimes, use my PS Vita a lot too. 3DS and DS sometimes, and my laptop catches the rest of the predators.

      When Wii U was contemporary I preordered Mario Kart and Smash Bros, and Hyrule Warriors. I really enjoyed Mario 3D World too. Eventually Breath of the Wild came out, didn't really like it. Miiverse went down, that was fricking bullshit. Years later I've hacked my Wii U, given Zelda BotW another shot and spent 2 weeks playing it. was fun. Right now I am on a Metroid kick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I really enjoyed Mario 3D World too
        I'm glad that it got ported to the Switch, was a great game and deserved a wider audience after the Wii U didn't sell well. Unpopular opinion but I actually liked it more than Odyssey.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they put Odyssey on Wii U, it's practically the only game on Switch I want to play. So I never bought one, lol.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just emulate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started playing some minecraft on Vita, and even with the limitations, the world generation and atmosphere of the game were so much better. Couldn't believe how simple the menu was, without that awful character maker.

        I thin some of these old consoles feel so fun because they're not entertainment media centres, the Xbox 360 is, but I don't connect that to the internet.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think gba has the best games ever
    Every game in that handheld was different and fun, while wii was good most game feel very samey

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based GBAchad, see any more GBA games here you liked?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wii U is unironically one of my favorite consoles. I use my Switch more, but I still boot it up from time to time. There was something magic about the Wii U. If you hack it, the Wii U becomes a powerhouse of a console. Can play pretty much any Nintendo game up to the 8th generation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did Splatoon survive the Wii U?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Talking about other social medias like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and getting banned for it, even mentioning mods like Project M.

        With both Splatoon and project M being mentioned, do you think Splatoon will get the same treatment as brawl with fanmods and such? Pretendo is being worked on right now which is a custom network like nintendo network for when it gets shut down (this april), and with cemu being supported that means pc users can emulate the game and connect to the online.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you think Splatoon will get the same treatment as brawl with fanmods and such?
          If it counts, there was a Splatoon custom game mode for TF2 and that got removed quickly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good sales for the Wii U and it's continued to sell well on the Switch.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wii U and Vita were my main consoles in 8th gen

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to hack a Wii U? All the people in this thread are making me feel like a chump for not doing it myself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty easy actually, but unlike the 3DS which is almost impossible to brick, it is possible to frick it up but that's hard if you follow the instructions. Make sure to follow the official guide though and not a youtube video since those get outdated.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Wii U. Tell me what I should do with it right now? Is there a point in giving it an SD card?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://wiiu.hacks.guide

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's game you wanna play then sure

      How did we go from
      >Smash 4 online
      >Two players per console vs friends
      To
      >Ultimate Online
      >Two player per console vs randos only
      >One per console vs friends

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