you did choose the frog, right?
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I love frog legs
They taste good.
frog board
Minthara best girl.
can you get her pregnant yet?
There was a mod planned but they're waiting on mod tools which are (allegedly) coming in may.
Hopefully they can expand it to other characters too
HAHAHA
Probably sounds the same too
all the women in this game look like men
it was a psyop to frick china over now that they are a global games consumer. The game was a huge hit there and pozzed the whole population.
All women look like men, because woman was created from the rib of man.
gaytheist hands typed this post
SICK BURN!
They basically are even in their personalities. Only one of them can even be called feminine.
no
nah I chose the actual best girl, frog likes to watch tho
>game has multiple romance routes
>they're all bad
if 55 can still have children, her
otherwise, I will have none of them
You want your kids to be little half orcs with pig noses?
I want a good woman who will be kind and loyal and matches my speed. 55 seems to match that, even if the only notable thing she thinks she has going here is that she has a significant dowry
49 is too young, and not really certain what she wants to do with her life. from the sounds of things, I would be spending more time funding her halfbaked ambitions than providing a life we can both share
29 would be incredibly high maintenance. our releationship would be more like a competition and less like a partnership. I'm not hurting, but I'm not a high achieving ambitious person and that would be a point of contention and possibly grounds for her to "trade up" to someone who matches her style more
and 30(?) could be a good match, but the fact that she already has two children, is gorgeous, but isn't married means that there's something in the equation that I'm missing
Beautiful people often come out of ugly people, anon
>lives only for material aesthetic and pleasure
She seems the least damaged and will probably be humble and stable unlike the rest. Also guaranteed stable and wealthy in-laws.
If you're really a coomer she's also probably the one who would be most willing to overlook you fricking prostitutes on the side.
I'm pumping and dumping 55 after getting the money from her pops, I don't trust horse girls
50 million yen is not even half a million dollars
I pick the zoomer
>game has multiple romance routes
>one is so obviously superior to the others, it makes you wonder why they even bothered making multiple routes
The colleague, right?
>used goods bawd
no.
Disgusting
Based
What's the catch with 29? She's young, smart, sophisticated, educated. Are people supposed to be intimidated by the status?
Expensive tastes. And you'll be expected to be performing just as much if not more to match her.
Women who achieve a lot tend to expect even more.
She's a horse girl.
She's too good for me. I need someone at least as mentally ill as I am.
Women that achieve those kinds of things are all hyper-fixated on structure and plans. You’d basically be getting in a relationship as a second job. Frick that
what is wrong with the zoomer
>wants kids
>ambition, wants to own a business
>likes manga and vidya
She's hideous, works in a vapid industry and is going to age like shit.
and you'll die alone
insane person
>age like shit
She's Japanese, if she's hot now she'll be hot until like late 40s at least
>if she's hot now
She's not.
she is
Never trust gamer girls
29 is the only one i could take, mraybe 18
Japs must really hate their own women.
They made her look like a normal Jap woman as their idea of making her ugly.
Actually no.
What does her pussy look like
normal.
Don't they lay eggs
yes. Through a normal pussy
That's insanely hot. I want to watch her lay some eggs
Of course.
cute
I don't buy chinese products.
the majority of the shit you buy is made in china
Not me, I don't buy chinese products.
prove it
>shows 0 products from china
sorry charlie
I want to take this moment to say 2 things
>Number 1 Minthara is best girl
>Number 2 Thank you to the GOAT who made the Taiwan thread so all the all the schizos who do the tencent anti china posting are distracted
>green sarah silverman
wut
>GREEN SARAH SILVERMAN
The frog chose me.
test
Pst, you like that forgotten realms
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3162431546
Not connected to the overhaul mod but there's also a small map focused in on the sword coast and another faerun map
LOL I actually did. She is great.
No she's fricking ugly and annoys me a lot.
gay
Cute maid!
Hmm should I pick the girl who
>lives in the astral plane where you age and everything else 0.0000001x the normal rate and has the best, if boring and overdone, romance plot where she starts out a tough b***h and then learns how to love and be loved in kind
or should I pick literally anyone else
Is there even a choice
Of course. I'm not a homosexual.
I want to lick that tummy
I chose Gale, but I modded it so he's a cute girl instead, complete with female voice.
link to mods?
>Leave Shart to die on the beach.
>Leave Gale to die in the way point.
>Preemptively slay the vampire twink
>Gank Frog after telling the demon spawn to skedaddle.
>Leave Mr. Hero with the other demonspawn.
>Kill the demon b***h for a cool sword.
So your party is you, Minthara, and two hirelings?
Gonna do a dwarf only run soon and play it out like this.
>'ate elves
>'ate wizards
>'ate elves (again)
>'ate greenskins
>'ate demons and demon collaborators
Everybody gets a taste of the axe.
How very unoriginal, will he have a scottish accent as well?
A so-called dwarf with any other accent cannot truly be called a dwarf. Worthless humanlets.
She has large areola
Stop selling, you've already made the sale.
they're very sensitive
to sucking
by a human boyfriend
me
no
the real answer is jaheira in BG2
jaheira in bg3 is insanely hot. i want to romance the hag
But she doesn't look like that.
Lae'zel is MY wife. MINE. Her only flaw is that there is no good daki for her, but that's not her fault.
For me, it's the frog and the goat
>Turn 1, frog starts
>Attack, attack, attack, Action surge attack, attack, attack, haste Attack (we live in an era where martials were nerfed before casters lol 5e)
>Turn 2, goat picks up stragglers, tanks all the hits and when I say picks up I mean it, she throws 3 frickers off the combat and into their deaths
>Turn 3, me, sitting on a chair, casts magic missile or some shit dunno the battlefield is a pile of corpses by now
>Turn 4, Shart is just there as a cheerleader because she spent all her slots buffing everyone.
I'm a frog and yet a woman never loved me. I recently realized that I never kissed a girl
only frog girls are desirable
No, I dropped the game when I realised that all the female characters were intentionally made ugly with horrible personalities in order to spite straight men.
BG3 is for homosexuals and women, period.
>Not moding to get them all.
teeanger tier metagay who doesn't want to commit to a choice to give it meaning and the equivalent of being a centrist, you get the rope
I am going to respec Lae'zel into Ranger/Hunter with high DEX and get her double scimitars and a bow.