>the story is amazing because there isn't one and you have to read hundreds of boring item descriptions to understand anything!
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>the story is amazing because there isn't one and you have to read hundreds of boring item descriptions to understand anything!
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Story only matters when you're forced to experience it.
What is wrong with antifromtroons and their absolute NEED to have a story in video games? GO READ A BOOK homie
I think the lore is cool, but the majority of people I know that played the game like it for its gameplay and atmosphere. Around release all my normie friends talked about bosses, areas that we had found, weapons, and enemy types.
Atmosphere comes from the story, which the game has none. There isnt a single reason for the player character to play the game
all vg stories suck anyway. atleast i dont have to sit through or skip cutscenes
>all vg stories suck anyway
this has to be peak fromdrone cope
>he didn't watch 20 hour quick lore explanation video with sad piano music
filtered
>shazamBlack folk ( tendies ) still mindbroken half and a year later since the release
All they needed to do, was make all the trees into normal trees, and make the bonfires actual bonfires and not floating cough drops.
how can you NOT be bored of this shit after having played so many souls games already? They feel the same, they reuse assets, they have the same weird ass wide legged "I just go fricked in the ass in prison" stance and weird ass long leg character proportions, and so many animu tropes. Someone post that image of souls lore about the character that dies and goes "Ubungu, forgive me..."
>the same weird ass wide legged "I just go fricked in the ass in prison" stance
projection. have sex.
>they reuse assets
Video games have always been about asset reuse.
Using this as a criticism for a single game is beyond moronic.
anything is ok when nintendo does it chud 🙂
>how can you NOT be bored of this shit after having played so many cod games already?
the formula is great
people want more
simple as
this is the
>goyim
>normaloid
>normalgay
>normalcattle
>norman
>Black personcattle
>golem
>sheeple
>vaxxcattle
>chattel
>wageslaves
>wagies
>NPCs
>bugmen
>porks
problem
who said I agree with it when other chinkaloids do this? Asset reuse back then also used to be more important since they had limited resources. But nowadays you have literal supercomputers with 100 GB of ram and more gflops than 10 supercomputers from the 90s, and they still release the same old stupid shit over and over again. Same formulaic crap.
>Asset reuse back then also used to be more important since they had limited resources
lmao but they don't now?
Get off the internet you absolute child.
>lmao but they don't now?
No you pathetic child. Do you have a degree in CS from a global top 20 uni like I do? No? Ok. Then shush, quiet you stupid little b***h or I'll stick a finger up your anus and hurt you
>game devs today don't have limited resources
It's officially time to stop posting.
Yeah, go ahead and stop. You're one moronic bastard if you think devs today have to palette swap fricking sprites like they did in games like mortal kombat.
>they have more money
>more libraries (github repos, open source community, paid shit from Microsoft and other companies, etc.)
>more tools (modeling, IDEs, etc.)
>more models
>more modelers, designers, programmers in the market that they can hire
>salaries are lower than they were in the 90s
>companies are bigger (we're talking about From Software not some troony on discord who wants to create the next Minecraft) and have larger budgets
Why are you so fricking stupid and arrogant, you disgusting maggot?
Game devs have all kinds of limited resources today, stop posting.
I won't stop posting you effeminate, low T redditor. Are you mad? There's no safe space on Ganker for the likes of you. You are stupid, moronic and you have a small penis. And you're fricking WRONG if you think you can compare Mario's palette swaps to Crap Souls' asset reuse. Fricking shit man, am I talking to literal <100 IQs here?
>There's no safe space on Ganker for the likes of you
holy reddit
i wont post
are you mad, troony?
I piss on your hurt feefees and I wish I could rape you t death you stupid fricking redditor
you are one of these:
>goyims
>normaloids
>normalgays
>normalcattle
>normans
>Black personcattle
>golems
>sheeple
>vaxxcattle
>chattel
>wageslaves
>wagecucks
>NPCs
>bugmen
>porks
nta but you're unironically trying way too hard
nta but you should seriously get your T levels checked and get one some hormonal and mental pills
obsessed and mindbroken
nta but you should get on testosterone
you can't pass as a man yet
so my hairy body and beard all over my face is not manly enough you dumb frick schizo?
and im too lazy to do the research but back then people didn't even have proper tools like IDEs or modeling and graphics editors.
>How many Adobe apps are there? There are currently 56 Adobe apps for PC, Mac, and mobile. Are Adobe apps free? No, most Adobe products and services are ...
DUDE ITS BASICALLY LIKE MARIO WHERE YOU MAKE THE CLOUD GREEN AND USE IT AS A BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>degree in CS from a global top 20 uni
peak midwit
Just play a different game if this one triggers you so much.
nta but should I play Dark Souls ?
i wish there were more
>t. professional FIFA 16 player
new stick
new flashy spell
new maps
new fashion
you gays dickride pokemon so much you have your own board but when we do it it's nooooo no souls
i hate you, npc
what do you consider NPC?
organic robots
so humans?
humans that can't have original ideas because they are afraid of being weird, so they adopt the standard beliefs of their groups by surrendering to peer pressure, shaming, fomo, etc.
cool but what does this have to do with ER being a new game and being considered an npc because of it.
>pls gib moviegame!!
A seething WRPG dev wrote this.
>NOOOOO PLEASE SNOY FORCE YOUR SLOP STORY WITH 20 HOURS OF UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES, HORRIBLE DIALOGUES AND CRINGE TROPE CHARACTERS DOWN MY THROAT
>I LOVE VIDEOGAMES BTW
Seethe, tendie
Reminder Kingsfield was always better
Story, music, gameplay, Rpg elements, world design, combat
All small dick Soulsborne has going for it are graphics and online
Fromsoft is declining
blah blah blah I wish King's Field was on more platforms
Its should have got an HD collection, cruel world
sure thing pozzer it was mediocre as frick
KF will be the new franchise to comr back after AC6
>complaining about the story in an action game where the combat is ass
npc detected
>same thread every week since 2011
>Ganker still replies en masse
>caring about story
all i want to do is explore and fight things. go read a book if you want a story, fruitcake.
Elden ring is unironically the worst game ever made.
i see shazamtendie troons found the thread
aww
poor baby wanna cutscene?
>story being shit is actually good
lmao
You don't have to though. Fromsoft's souls' stories were always made for collaborative understanding and discussion on the internet rather than an individual complete consumption. If you don't get it then you are just outing yourself.
can you leave instead? I think that would be easier for everyone.
Redpilled
It always amuse me how a lot of people enjoyed this game, moved on with their live or play other games, and now excited for the upcoming expansion.
And then there's this little homosexual who still seethe to this day.
Elden ring and genshin mogged zelda
Makes sense they are still mad
Yes, it's much more interesting and organic to find evidence of the world's history as you play the game and explore than it is to be beaten over the head with moronic cinematics loredumping shit.
Elden mid...worst From game ever...
>nta but you should seriously get your T levels checked and get one some hormonal and mental pills
>STOP MAKING ME THINK, FROMSOFT
Filtered
I highly doubt anyone making these types of threads cares about his points. I also believe they don't play / enjoy any vidya.
They are simply farming for (you)s or it's a pathetic attemp to socialize.
People play it for the gameplay not the story
I can't wait for the DLC to obliterate Ganker (again!)
if they were centaurs it would be better
>NOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME READ NOOOOOOOOOO IM SCARED
READ homie READ
What possess people to seethe about Elden ring for over a year? Can’t you just accept it’s one of the best games ever and sold a record amount?
It ain't the best effort man but does get regarded as such
Because it's a fricking disaster of a game and morons will look at it and make more of it because brown people bought it
Wish it wasn't as big with as much pasta as it has, would literally be close to their best souls game if that were the case. It felt as though the bosses just should have been a rarer but more unique set of occurrences. I'm still pissed about Godefroy
Flagrant fanboy threads are against the rules.
The story is what you do in the game and the item descriptions are just background info for autismos.
two questions OP:
do you really play games for their stories?
and
are you really filitered by 2-3 sentences?
Elden Kino
tendietroon thread
Was there any part of this game that was finished
ER is by far the most finished FROM game, and it's not even close.
Plus it has as many dungeons, bosses and enemies as DS1+DS2+DS3 and they're almost all on the same level of quality as the DLC content in BB or DS3.
Huh? You think game ending weapons sitting in a copy pasted shack in the middle of nowhere with zero world building implications or balance doesn't show a clear disconnection between the open world and the actual content in the game?
No endgame legendary weapons are found in a shack.
the best weapons in the game are found in shacks with shambling NotHollowᵀᴹ morons guarding it that you can compeltely ignore, but that's not jsut a problem with the shacks, that's a problem with the entire open world, that you can ignore everything in it because of your horse
Name one?
All the popular PvE and PvP weapons requre a boss kill.
>Blasphemous blade
>Moonveil
>Sword of Night+Flame (you need to kill Loretta to be able to drop down to it from a ledge)
>MLGS
>Godskin Sticher
>Marais Exeutioner GS
>Ruins Greatsword
>Rallying Standard
>Godslayer's Greatsword
off the top of my head the three arguably most trivializing weapons and spells are found in shacks with NotHollowᵀᴹ morons you can compeltely ignore guarding them
comet azur, rock sling and icerind hatchet are basically the best pve weapons in the game and they're either not guarded or guarded by a couple jobber hollows in copy pasted ruins
>ER is by far the most finished FROM game
Clueless, that would be Sekiro
>Plus it has as many dungeons, bosses and enemies as DS1+DS2+DS3 and they're almost all on the same level of quality as the DLC content in BB or DS3.
Oh nvm you're baiting
>sekirotroon once again delusional
many such cases
Link the cut content videos for Sekiro, then. Have three more for Elden Ring:
>a much bigger game will have more cut content on average
wow no way
Sekiro is borefest btw.
The game clearly lacks content when they rushed the last half, reused 90% of the bosses and lack any balance
the game lacks content when 90% of the enemies in the overworld are level 1 jobbers only with a couple hundred extra health
Holy shit, low bait here
Fromsloppers are just japanese ubisoft who don't know how to make good game, every game they made are overrated roll r1 spam shit, game has 0 story and 0 world building, npc just talk gibberish and bosses are unbalanced, these frickers didn't even care to put a minimap or marker to make game playable, honestly fromslop is worst than gamedev out there even ea looks heroes infront of them
(I'm trans btw)
>Story is just the number of movies detached from the actual game
>Many movies is big stories, few movies is no story
Brainlet take.
"Fromsoft" games discussion is moron. You have both people praising and attacking Fromsoft for inventing gameplay features, when Fromsoft has done nothing but churn DnD games for nearly 30 years.
>Dude, is that Fromsoft [Item Description]!?
>Frick Fromsoft for inventing [Mimic]. Even fricking baldur's gate is now making references to Fromsoft.
Hilarious to think FromSoft spares literally no expense focus testing their games to streamline them and still Elden Ring’s game design can’t allow it to save these lorelets.
For fricking Elden Ring too. A game with a plot that actual ten year olds can and did follow just fine. They even packaged the only part of the lore that seriously matters about your objective neatly in a single bimbo that literally shows up in a cutscene.
Think not of the time they’ve wasted making their megahit game. Instead, imagine the colossal and unavoidable waste of funds it is for them to try to humor lorelet behavior by spending ludicrous sums of money on QA and testing that achieves end worse results than a room full of seventh graders would achieve in the same time.
Firekeepers have been in every souls game, it's not something new and revolutionary they've added and definitely wasn't some huge resource vacuum especially considering how lazy the open world is
Melina shows up and starts vomiting up details about her parental problems.
She isn’t as much a firekeeper to me, but that’s my own take. Firekeepers had a place in their world even barring you cutting in. Hell, Finger Maidens in Elden Ring are just that. But Melina isn’t even truly that, she’s a phantom. Intangible. Meaning she is literally a pretty girl who exists to spit her plot to specifically you.
She is your personal plot girl.
She’s literally batting just shy of qualifying as an imaginary friend.
Again she's just a fire keeper they gave some more lines to because the open world is so disconnected from anything else that happens in the game, the fact that you need to be constantly reminded who you are and what happened in the world from your personal ghost AI wife (that nobody talks to because it's all bullshit) is a thing because the game in no way supports its narrative
>lazy open world
its literally the best open world game ever, every other game with open world is copy pasted to hell and forces you to interact with the copypasted content unlike the ER which does has some copy pasted things here and there but don't force you to complete them to beat the game and even the copy pasted parts still feature some unique things unlike all other games.
If you don't 100% the copy pasted content you don't get the anime power fantasy weapons which turn the game into a borderline movie where you don't even have to think
and thats bad? its only up to you how will you play the game.
Yes the game is inherently very unbalanced and has an unfinished quality to it because of their desire to insert anime power fantasy weapons into the copy pasted open world that are no challenge to get which give an overall unsatisfying feeling to the entire game
>copy pasted open world
... what?
The bot broke down lol
Once again my point is so well made you can't even respond correctly because you can't conceive of a world where elden ring is not infallible
What an uncannily non-human response.
I accept your concession that elden ring is an unfinished poorly fleshed out concept
Childhood is thinking From games have a single static plot.
Adulthood is realizing that, like that c**t Vaati, if you simply contextualize every detail however the frick you please you can plug and play the tropes of the journey how the frick you like because the only part of all the lore that has anything to do with you is covered early as frick.
You wake up and your job is to frick up or possibly just frick god. Then you go and do that.
>july 2023
>Ganker STILL seething over this masterpiece
Based.
> july 2023
> darksloptards still trying ro convince anyone that this game is hard in any ways
Cope harder, troony.
> baaaaw darkslop is a hard game only people with taste playing this game
yeah, it's like playing fricking mario and telling everyone that you are true hardcore gamer
>icerind hatchet
That hasn't been revevant since week 1 of the game.
Get some new material.
I guess my point is so strong that you have to deny reality, people like you are what give this game a bad name because you can't even conceive of it not being perfect
You couldn't even post one relevant weapon.
Rock sling, comet azur and icerind hatched are the most trivializing weapons in the game, and "trivializing" in elden ring means "I don't have to play the game anymore". You would think fromsoft would have realized that and made them less accessible for balance, but since Miyahacki admitted he wanted this game to be an anime power fantasy I guess balance and satisfying difficulty doesn't exist
Anon...It's been little over a year this game came out. Why are you still seething about this game?
It's been over a year and you're still seething. Dilate.
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
Yes. I don’t want a game with 11 hours of cutscenes
They live and die by the actual gameplay so it has to be good.
>requires extra effort, even the slightest bit
>slop
contradiction. you can dislike it on its own merits of course but cattle are allergic to mental effort, even the equivalent of lifting a finger
now Vaati's video, on the other hand...
>cattle are allergic to mental effort
Writing good story is extremely difficult
Mysteries and incomplete information/story is almost always superior, because it doesn't allow for the incompetence of the writers to impact the story
The Elden Beast arena is a projected replica of its home planet's habitat, the Erdtree is a seed taken from it by the Greater Will, the branches and sky around the Erdtree look like a cosmos because it's slowly spreading and terraforming the Lands Between atmosphere to become a similar ecosystem.
sauce?
Schizo visions out of the corner of my mind.
Why does upgrading a weapon make it do more stamina damage? Is putting rocks in your sword canon and making it heavier?
>great hammers do more stamina damage than most colossal weapons at level 1 despite colossal weapons needing twice as much stat investment
who the frick designed this game lol
they didn't want Ultra greatswords to cheese the game like in ds3
if they didn't want cheesing they wouldn't have put stamina damage in the game
It has Ranni
>single player game with no gacha, p2w, cosmetics and cash grabs and moderately challenging
>instant goty
This is the state of modern gaming.
shazamsissies lost
Hello TotK bro
>FromSlop shills leave
You first.
I didn't realize anyone beyond a few deranged youtubers actually gave a shit about the plot of these games. I just like them because I think the combat and build variety are fun