Gabe is a literal genius with deep knowledge of the hard sciences, game design, history, economics, and engineering.

Gabe is a literal genius with deep knowledge of the hard sciences, game design, history, economics, and engineering. He has an incredible life story and had world-class experience in car-racing and cutlery and materials fabrication. Yet he spends 90% of his time talking about boring business shit no one cares about. What is his fricking problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he has better things to do than talk for worthless internet people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like what? He's a billionaire. He won. He can just relax now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        exactly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hes working on immortality and BCI. why would he relax?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Proof he is based, if reddit hates his honest answers, then you know it's right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And now everyone and their dog is on Patreon so they can get paid for their creative work. He was actually right, again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone and their dog is on Patreon so they can get paid for their creative work
            You mean get paid to pretend they're working, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why does the very basic principle of a functioning society (give money for goods/services you like) trigger so many redditors?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because they are yearning for an egalitarian utopia.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It is even more simple, they are freeloader trash that need everything for free if not they are going to throw their tendies to their moms in anger

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He can just relax now.
        He looks like he's done enough of that already the fat frick.
        b***h needs to go do some fricking exercise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you think people who become billilnaires have some 'im content now' switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he has better things to do than talk for worthless internet people
      He spends his every working day replying to emails sent to [email protected]

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always online bloatware DRM
    Lootboxes
    Gabe dick suckers defend this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      b-but they made good games 10 years ago!!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they did. They don't do shit anymore.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how he's not an artist.
    He knows nothing of beauty or what people like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not true, though. He had a very hands-on role in Half-Life and Half-Life 2.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yet he still can't make a good game.
    Guy is a fricking loser but of courseGanker toddlers like him because 'muh gaming PC' with silly little childish light up keyboards and shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. PC kids need to be contained in a separate board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as a pchomosexual, i would love that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet he still can't make a good game.

      >Just gave the world the definitive VR experience 25 years ahead of schedule
      >"FAT MAN NO HAVE GAME. PC BAD"
      Did I fall for obvious bait or are you really this moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > can be finished in 5 hours
        > WOOOOO BRO KINO CASINOOOOOOOO
        Frick right off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes how can I forget that big pile of shit is better than half of a good burger, cause the pile of shit is bigger

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can be finished in 5 hours
          This is why speedrunner autists need to be lined up and shot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, all games must be 100+ hours grindfests

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They could stand to be a bit longer than 5 hours if they cost $1k yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Pay over 1k to play the game comfortably
            > All the content can be experienced in under 10 hours and there's little true replayability just doing the same things over and over
            Wow... so t-this is the power of VR?!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >there's little true replayability just doing the same things over and over
              What do you define as "replayability"? What game do you keep coming back to? Skyrim? (That's in VR too)

              What games outside of RPGs last 20+ hours start to finish? Is that some new standard we've set? We need 100 hours of single-player "replayability" to be good?
              Okay, throw every game from before 2005 in the trash. All bad. Too short. Gotta have 100 hours, bro. $1000 is a lot of money, man. That's like a million mowed lawns, ah dude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A cod campaign is longer, cheaper, more replayable and better looking than alyx

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Call of fricking Doody is your high bar for gaming excellence? Holy Christ.
                You know what? Don't play Alyx. Gaben bad. Xbox is cool. Time to re-up for a new battle pass, dude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >battle pass
                you mean the $500 battle pass gabe invented for Dota 2?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >muh replayability
              I'll take an exceptional 5 hour long experience over an average 1000hr "replayable" grindfest any day.
              Some of us like to play games to enjoy new experiences, not just to waste our life away playing the same shit over and over.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody played Alyx because nobody can afford it, sadly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Just gave the world the definitive VR experience 25 years ahead of schedule
        Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >vr game
        I bet you watch twitch and even have a tiktok account. Fricking normie zoomers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It really makes you FEEL like Rayman

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a business owner now, isn't that his literal job?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was responsible for GOTY 2020, so he's alright in my book for a few more years.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > A literal genius
    > Can't tard wrangle his fart fetishist son and lets him leak shit to Tyler McBlack person all the time
    Okay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking that Tyler ever had access to any sort of exclusive information
      ngmi

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    valve has no games

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who takes over Valve when Gaben dies

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He used his 5000 IQ to do irreparable permanent damage to video games wow so inspiring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did he damage games? He created Steam and Half-Life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he also created lootboxes, microtransactions, battle passes, live service games and esports homosexualry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm okay yeah he must be stopped.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gabe will die in your lifetime
    >his son will take the company public
    >causing the company and steam to crash and burn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      inshallah

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who's fatter, him or GURM?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankeredditors suddenly love paid mods as long as redditors don't like them

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't use Twitter so he's based in my book.

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