Gabe is a literal genius with deep knowledge of the hard sciences, game design, history, economics, and engineering. He has an incredible life story and had world-class experience in car-racing and cutlery and materials fabrication. Yet he spends 90% of his time talking about boring business shit no one cares about. What is his fricking problem?
he has better things to do than talk for worthless internet people
Like what? He's a billionaire. He won. He can just relax now.
exactly
hes working on immortality and BCI. why would he relax?
Proof he is based, if reddit hates his honest answers, then you know it's right
And now everyone and their dog is on Patreon so they can get paid for their creative work. He was actually right, again.
>everyone and their dog is on Patreon so they can get paid for their creative work
You mean get paid to pretend they're working, right?
why does the very basic principle of a functioning society (give money for goods/services you like) trigger so many redditors?
Because they are yearning for an egalitarian utopia.
It is even more simple, they are freeloader trash that need everything for free if not they are going to throw their tendies to their moms in anger
>He can just relax now.
He looks like he's done enough of that already the fat frick.
b***h needs to go do some fricking exercise
do you think people who become billilnaires have some 'im content now' switch
>he has better things to do than talk for worthless internet people
He spends his every working day replying to emails sent to [email protected]
Always online bloatware DRM
Lootboxes
Gabe dick suckers defend this
b-but they made good games 10 years ago!!!!!!!!
Yes they did. They don't do shit anymore.
Notice how he's not an artist.
He knows nothing of beauty or what people like.
Not true, though. He had a very hands-on role in Half-Life and Half-Life 2.
Yet he still can't make a good game.
Guy is a fricking loser but of courseGanker toddlers like him because 'muh gaming PC' with silly little childish light up keyboards and shit.
This. PC kids need to be contained in a separate board
as a pchomosexual, i would love that
>Yet he still can't make a good game.
>Just gave the world the definitive VR experience 25 years ahead of schedule
>"FAT MAN NO HAVE GAME. PC BAD"
Did I fall for obvious bait or are you really this moronic?
> can be finished in 5 hours
> WOOOOO BRO KINO CASINOOOOOOOO
Frick right off.
Ah yes how can I forget that big pile of shit is better than half of a good burger, cause the pile of shit is bigger
>can be finished in 5 hours
This is why speedrunner autists need to be lined up and shot.
Oh yeah, all games must be 100+ hours grindfests
They could stand to be a bit longer than 5 hours if they cost $1k yes
> Pay over 1k to play the game comfortably
> All the content can be experienced in under 10 hours and there's little true replayability just doing the same things over and over
Wow... so t-this is the power of VR?!
>there's little true replayability just doing the same things over and over
What do you define as "replayability"? What game do you keep coming back to? Skyrim? (That's in VR too)
What games outside of RPGs last 20+ hours start to finish? Is that some new standard we've set? We need 100 hours of single-player "replayability" to be good?
Okay, throw every game from before 2005 in the trash. All bad. Too short. Gotta have 100 hours, bro. $1000 is a lot of money, man. That's like a million mowed lawns, ah dude.
A cod campaign is longer, cheaper, more replayable and better looking than alyx
Call of fricking Doody is your high bar for gaming excellence? Holy Christ.
You know what? Don't play Alyx. Gaben bad. Xbox is cool. Time to re-up for a new battle pass, dude.
>battle pass
you mean the $500 battle pass gabe invented for Dota 2?
>muh replayability
I'll take an exceptional 5 hour long experience over an average 1000hr "replayable" grindfest any day.
Some of us like to play games to enjoy new experiences, not just to waste our life away playing the same shit over and over.
Nobody played Alyx because nobody can afford it, sadly.
>Just gave the world the definitive VR experience 25 years ahead of schedule
Kek
>vr game
I bet you watch twitch and even have a tiktok account. Fricking normie zoomers
>It really makes you FEEL like Rayman
He's a business owner now, isn't that his literal job?
He was responsible for GOTY 2020, so he's alright in my book for a few more years.
> A literal genius
> Can't tard wrangle his fart fetishist son and lets him leak shit to Tyler McBlack person all the time
Okay.
Qrd?
>Thinking that Tyler ever had access to any sort of exclusive information
ngmi
valve has no games
Who takes over Valve when Gaben dies
He used his 5000 IQ to do irreparable permanent damage to video games wow so inspiring
How did he damage games? He created Steam and Half-Life.
he also created lootboxes, microtransactions, battle passes, live service games and esports homosexualry
Hmm okay yeah he must be stopped.
>gabe will die in your lifetime
>his son will take the company public
>causing the company and steam to crash and burn
inshallah
who's fatter, him or GURM?
>Gankeredditors suddenly love paid mods as long as redditors don't like them
He doesn't use Twitter so he's based in my book.