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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FAT FRICK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a big fat wiener.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come he never got musk treatment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not as publicly ostentatious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he? He's literally the polar opposite of Musk in both bussiness and personality.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's literally the polar opposite of Musk in bussiness
        the frick is that supposed to mean

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He hates Mars

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Musk has never actually founded a successful company on his own and has only bought into already existing companies. All his companies that actually deliver like Tesla are heavily subsided by tax payer money. Gaben on the other hand founded Valve and made it successful while keeping it fully privatized.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't Musk one of the co-founders of X.com and later Paypal?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >x.com
              oh you

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he bought into that and then he was ousted when he wanted to change the name to X

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >running a succesful company
          >shutting the frick up
          >not throwing money away at shit companies
          >not being a crypto memelord
          >not assuming care about your political edgelord opinions

          gaben wanted to build a succesful gaming service, did it, is doing it, and nothing else. respect for the man.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad the people that decide whether a game makes it to the store or not don't shut the frick up and assumes everyone cares about their political opinions. gaben might be alright but he definitely has hired some parasites that are seriously ruining the company's image

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i've used steam since halflife 2 and i've never heard any of this. the only thing i've heard is them wondering whether they should say something about BLM for marketing purposes and gaben nipping that shit in the bud

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That'd be because it's mostly about them shutting down niche weeb games, most recent the dungeon travelers games, and almost chaos;head right before it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only thing i've heard is them wondering whether they should say something about BLM for marketing purposes and gaben nipping that shit in the bud
                Friendly reminder when the fentanyl Floyd thing was happening Gabe gave every employee $10k to donate to a charity of their choice instead of making a meaningless Twitter post.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gaben got a sub instead of a space company

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steam will be rebranded to Lambda

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't like attention.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost all of Musk's hate comes from the fact that the man simply cannot shut the frick up and stay out of the public eye. Billionaires get to do whatever they want and 99% of people would never know about any of it but that dude just needs to be talked about no matter what.

        Why shouldn't billionaires communicate more with their consumers? If you have a platform, you should use it to say something at least.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all of Musk's hate comes from the fact that the man simply cannot shut the frick up and stay out of the public eye. Billionaires get to do whatever they want and 99% of people would never know about any of it but that dude just needs to be talked about no matter what.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are nothing alike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make good shit
      >shut up
      this is how you succeed in life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in the case of Gaben it's more like:
        >doesn't do anything
        >shut up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok then wiseass, let me rephrase
          >take credit for good shit
          >shut up
          musk and zuck did the first part pretty well, but they fricked up just about as hard as you possibly can on the second

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Musk is legit genius. Zuckercuck literally stole the ideas that make his and monkey wife rich

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Musk is a legit moron. watch him try to engage with literally any topic for 5 minutes and you will see how fricking stupid he is. look up Musk Twitter Spaces call where he exposes himself as having an iq of 95

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you aren't smarter than musk.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Elon comes from a very successful family but I think Zuck is smarter. Zuckerburg has a pretty good resume and grade history too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was about to say
      >he's in an industry where there's no point in criticism him or dragging his name through the mud
      But no, that's definitely not true. On some level, all those game publishers hate his guts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gaben's projects haven't really waded into James Bond villain territory yet. musk has electric cars, spacex, and a megalomaniacal persona on the premiere social network he owns. gaben hasn't gone full moron with VR like zuck.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musk is obsessed with space.
      Gabe is obsessed with the deep sea.
      'Nuff said.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he isn't obsessed with being in the public eye

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's based, isnt a israelite and calls himself G-fat
      before he came along sales/discounts literally didnt exist for games, short of $10 trash no-one wanted in the clearance bin at Electronics Boutique

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe Gaben posts on social media, nor even uses social media. He isn't an attention prostitute like Elon. Gaben seems to live a pretty private life, I mean, when he's not doing interviews or something.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what happens to Steam once he kicks the bucket?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will become what people have been memeing it as.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will go full ESG.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Self-destruction along with all backup servers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disaster. Valve will be swarmed with offers to buyout Steam since many will think with Gaben dead they won't uphold to their unanimous decision to not sell the company and disintegrate. Probably more left wing-esque policies too since they all chucked a fit when Steam didn't bend over backwards for black history month and won't outright ban people for wrongthink.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks healthy. Thats a good thing.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people losing weight after 50 always makes them look like they're about to die. Is Penn Jilette still alive?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just what old people look like anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the shit that killed John Pinette

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those hero nerfs
    >Medusa got buffed
    I don't blame him anymore. If people gave me infinite money, I'd frick with them too just because I could.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUE NINTENDO

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are few men that deserve envy in this world, he is one of them.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like an older version of my best friend back in high school. I had a friend in high school that had long hair and had a similar face/hair style, think younger and without facial hair, also he didn't wear glasses.

    I feel like the resemblance is uncanny though. It's creepy.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's dying, and after he's gone Steam will be ruined forever

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally look like him except I'm brown and younger

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the only part of the Old Order left that's still /ourguy/? Valve pretty much does nothing wrong.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh man is my boy alright? i always get worried when i see a big dude loses weight

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