>Gale wants to talk at camp in private
>Uh sure?
>Cutscene starts
>Suddenly I'm cuddling with this motherfricker and watching the stars
>Sigh and reload save
Fricking Larian does talk in private mean romance now? What the frick.
Also why is literally EVERYBODY gay or at least bisexual.
Too bad you can't reload in real life so you have to live with the fact you're a gay in denial forever.
>try to pickpocket an undead
>fail the stealth check
>i'm getting a teeth blowjob by a zombie
Wtf Larian
pretty much. all the astroturfing shills saying it's a result of your own choices are talking out their arse. I wanted to look at magic with gale and then we started giving each other frick me eyes even though i've been nothing but rude to Gale the entire time to avoid such an occurrence. happened anyway.
>I wanted to look at magic with gale
anon, I...
well go on. want to see how you shills spin this
It's actually a reference to randy pichfork's pendrive that had a video of a girl doing "magic tricks"
I don't to have to spin anything. Looking at """magic""" with another man sounds beyond gay. If you thought that sounding like something you wanted to do, you're a homosexual plain and simple.
>he doesn't wanna go see cool magic with the bros
ngmi
>hey dude check this out, I can make this foot long hot dog dissappear
My bros never show me cool magic like that wtf.
yeah look I'm gonna make my wiener disappear *plap* do you feel the magic now
>Looking at """magic""" with another man sounds beyond gay.
Pardon? How does it differ from playing vidya together, for example? Besides, fricker was looking at a hologram of a woman, for frick's sake. A WOMAN. I'm a hairy frickin' dwarf!
the best part of Dragon Age 2 was you could hatefrick party members
well true. merill is great when she hates you but in DA2 even when you had anders wanting to frick you, you just tell him no and that's the end of it. With Gale you say no but you keep getting the homosexual route. These friendless losers at larian cannot even conceive of a friendship
>With Gale you say no but you keep getting the homosexual route.
Lol, then it's actually worse than Dragon Age II.
That's an achievement.
>Hatefrick
>Posting Daisy
My room temp IQ wife is for cuddles after blood magic rituals
imo the Lae'zel rape scene you can get in act two if you have been keeping her at low approval is up there.
It's more of the audience and WotC. WotC is taking credit for the bear sex scene saying they "encouraged" Swen and the team to include more exotic sex choices and outcomes. The way Swen makes it sound the Mind flayer sex scene was a direct request from the WotC team.
>imo the Lae'zel rape scene you can get in act two if you have been keeping her at low approval is up there.
I'm going to restart at the end of act 1
If you are lying to me I'm going to shit in your mailbox
anon technically is as rape mean no consent which is not the case there it's more a mind break and you should assume we are all lying without seeing sources.
Anon is lying or at least greatly exaggerating what you can do post Gith patrol in act 2 if you haven't romanced her yet and kept down talking her race/queen.
this, i thought he was straight because he was making magic girl faces and suddenly he's teaching me magic and standing too close
told him to get away from me because im a straight while male and im gonna bang the cleric and he acted all disappointed and sad
theyre all "player"sexual
Wanting to learn magic from a dude? fricking gay lol
Who else are you going to learn it from A woman? LOL
The god of magic in DnD is a woman
Wasn't there a wizard that fricked her?
Yeah this guy
I was thinking of Elminster, although I'm not sure if he actually did have a romance with the goddess or not anymore.
Yes, Gale. Gale somehow fricked the goddess of magic, made her his girlfriend, and had her teach him magic.
Dude was a level 20 archmage on the cusp of godhood until he tried to steal the goddess of magic's power for himself, and she punished him for it by stripping him of 19 levels worth of magic
Man that's a "that guy" backstory if I ever heard one. The kind of guy you don't invite back to the table.
all of the companions are donut steeles
>I wanted to look at magic with gale
lmfao
You willingly accepted a date from another man and then go back and complain about it?
men can hang out without sucking each others buttholes. not that you'd know.
leftoids dont have any friends
their only interaction with other men is gay sex
they cant comprehend just being friends with someone without any gay feelings and anal sex
Are you fricking people so autistic you seriously didnt pick up on the heavy handed shit he was saying to you? Then also ignored when the game asks "Man who you do want to spend the night with".
I for one spent my night thinking about my dorky red gf.
Nice digits, but fricking why fantasy adventures shold play like some king of gay minefield?
>Walk into camp and pick up one of the characters starting to hit on you.
>Click the "Im not attracted to you option"
>Its never mentioned again.
Its really that simple. In my playthrough only 2 people approached me. Gale and Karlach. Everyone else I told to frick off right away.
>offer to suck his penis (as a joke)
>suddenly his penis is in my mouth
Fricking larian.
must suck to have never had real friends. ah well atleast you have this game to pretend to be a chad where everyone wants to frick you faster than in a porno
Cope. At best you chose gay dialog because you're autistic and unable to pick up on even the most obvious social cues.
Lol t. Actual rapist. Er, judge she should have picked up on my social cues! She doesn’t get a chance to say no after I tell her I need to talk.
the flagrant lies are amusing shill
you aren't forced to have any male companions but if you go the "good" path there is a forced dyke couple who act like something out of a lesbo porno which unless you kill at a specific time are invincible.
well I have a double standard for lesbians as long as theyre hot
they're not but maybe a coomer like yourself will give them a pass. Me I kill every homosexual freak
>flagrant lies
>OP (You) is a homosexual
That's never been a lie.
>is basically him agreeing with everyone saying gays are bugchasing degenerates and nothing else
But I do agree with that. And that's why I never have this problem like OP, because I stay aware.
>I stay aware.
by what? not having Gale in the party or just telling him to frick off if he wants to talk about anything because that is the only way to avoid it you homosexual
>not having Gale in the party or just telling him to frick off if he wants to talk about anything
Yes and yes.
>you homosexual
I'm not the one who had his anus gaped by gale.
who are they so i can kill them ahead of time please
what are you talking about moron I headbutted, and broke the vampire elf gays nose, and he was still trying to hit on me in camp. you morons have no idea how socializing works. if someone is offering to show me a magic trick I don't expect them to try to immediately pull out their dick to have butt-sex.
>Didn't outright kill the gay vamp
You gay boi you!
>literally never had any friends and copes now by imagining lots of sex with virtual characters
kinda sad anon
I pissed him off and he left. Whoops
When he turns into a bear that's your chance to kill him.
Isn't it kinda fricked up for a game to literally rape the player
glad i figured out what he was talking about then
also happy to learn I'm not as autistic as Ganker to not pick up on that
Why is Ganker so full of closeted gays?
>Suddenly I'm cuddling with this motherfricker
wrong, you picked a gay option, gay. he tried to pull that shit on me but i nipped it in the bud
>i nipped it in the bud
You nipped it in his butt alright
this is why i dont allow any male party members in my camp
talking to them at all makes the game think you want sweaty gay sex
no thanks, i told them all to frick off
Gonna pirate the game, frick it. Can you just kill all potential male party members? I heard every single male character is gay and I don't want the slightest hint of homosexualry in my game.
>I don't want the slightest hint of homosexualry in my game.
How do you play any game then? homosexual.
You can kill anyone.
i can't kill the little tiefling child vendor at the druid grove that tries to rob you with his friend. when you attack him combat will start with others around you and he'll quickly just run away and disappear in that "fades away" way.
Why do you want to kill little kids so bad, anon?
Even if you attack from stealth? Or blow up a barrel next to him?
Yes, he's a immortal god.
Everyone is bi so the player can frick everyone.
Based larian doing gay and lesbian erasure.
play the dark urge start.
>I don't want the slightest hint of homosexualry in my game
are you gonna zerosum yourself then?
Same. In almost every other RPG I only take one female typically, that is attractive or up for romance. The rest are cool heroic dudes.
In this game I avoid all homosexual men. I only take female party members just to be safe.
I wish we could just have an adventure game with bros and some femoids thrown in and no one has to be gay. Where everyone is chill like a Garrus or Oghren and theres hot crazy women in the party or unique non gay charachters.
oh so you're trying to literally genocide then? frick you
why do you have to be so antisemitic?
>Oghren
Terrible example, because that game already had a gay character coming out of nowhere.
There's nothing good about disingenuous bisexual characters. They are canonically flagged in the files to be open to both male and female romance, so therefore they are bisexual. They should act like it in all games to every MC. It's disingenuous to have a character feel straight in one game and gay in another. Only the MC has that option because you are the role-player. NPCs are pre-written characters that should be set.
Yeah I just push any male character who comes onto me into a bottomless pit as soon as I get back to gameplay lol.
>any male character who comes onto me
??????????????????????????
>heard every single male character is gay and I don't want the slightest hint of homosexualry in my game.
Good luck.
It has gay couples, drag queens, BDSM gay shit, gay mindflayer fricking all in the main quest.
Wait, did you guys seriously think that him teaching you magic was platonic? It's the most overtly erotic moment in Act 1, barring actual sex.
I swear, you imbeciles are beyond moronic. How the frick can you be this dumb
>people who primarily only interact with other people anonymously, over text, are autistic
This shouldn't be surprising.
>Wait, did you guys seriously think that him teaching you magic was platonic?
Yes, until it 180'd and went full homo.
>Wait, did you guys seriously think that him teaching you magic was platonic?
The frick? Why wouldn't you think that? Is there some kind of inherent link between wizardry and homoeroticism in nu-D&D that I'm not aware of? Are you telling me studying magic, reading books, having a teacher and all is all somehow homogay? HOW?
There's an inherent link between nu-D&D and homoeroticism.
Explain?
Nu-D&D is for homosexuals.
it's an allegory of Ancient Greece
When I show the bros a knew riff I've learned on guitar it's 100% completely platonic even though I playing guitar for a male friend. It's exactly what I expected when gale wanted to show me fricking magic. Who the frick doesn't want to learn more about music, or fricking magic of all things you gigantic homosexual. I don't whip out my dick after showing someone how to play a Slayer riff. I don't know what kind of fricked up social interactions you have where that is considered sexual, but I am sure it results in fecal matter being strewn all over the place.
>we have enter a age of loneliness where there are people that think any sort of interactions with others are precursors to erotica.
>Wait, did you guys seriously think that him teaching you magic was platonic?
It literally was at first. You approach him and you see him staring at his holographic girlfriend. Then he turns around and sighs telling you about he loves magic and hates that he's so shitty at it now.
He then asks if you'll stay and let him show you why his magic. If you disagree, the conversation chain ends. If you agree, it's GENUINELY a platonic training session of magic until Gale randomly starts hitting on your character while your character lovingly gazes into his eyes.
You aren't allowed to reject him either until the END of the ritual when the narrator says you two are becoming "intimate" and bonding
>you two are becoming "intimate" and bonding
So it's nothing overtly sexual and you're just upset because they made the scene a little more gay than you'd like?
it's not sexual, it was romantic and thats worse
>So it's nothing overtly sexual
Gale stares at your ass, then you and him lovingly look into each other's eyes, and then the narrator says the bond you've established through the magic is intimate. If you don't break the connection there, then the scene reads like Gale is about to frick you in the ass
Oh so it WASN'T "sudden" like the OP says and it's super obvious that he wants to frick, got it.
It is sudden because the scene traps you into a homosexual scene with no way to opt out of it.
You're simply at camp one day, and you get a prompt that Gale wants to see you. You approach him and he's again, lovingly staring at his holographic GIRLFRIEND.
When you talk to him he offers to teach you about magic. When you accept, the magic ritual he teaches you is 100% heterosexual at first and it has zero romantic undertones.
Then all of a sudden Gale starts sizing you up like a piece of steak, while your MC looks into his eyes like a blushing schoolgirl. All while the game gives you ZERO option to back out of the dialogue event.
You're player isn't given the chance to leave until AFTER the fricking narrator says it's becoming romantic
>You're player isn't given the chance to leave until AFTER the fricking narrator says it's becoming romantic
False.
welcome to women slob writing
>It is sudden because the scene traps you into a homosexual scene with no way to opt out of it.
>You're simply at camp one day
it's foreshadowed anon
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/PlayingWith/CampGay
So you go up to a dude whos longing for some bawd he banged and is hard up, He says you remind him of her. He then asks if you want to learn "magic" and you say yes? i think you might be a gay son
>He says you remind him of her.
what?
Sounds more like anon needs to be protected from degenerate homosexual rapists because he is too pure for this world
>He says you remind him of her.
In your gay fantasies, maybe. There's nothing like that in the game. In fact, he underlines rather strongly how inhuman she is.
you didnt play the game and it shows
I just got the scene in question last night. You can teach me magic, dude.
bend over bawd
Which bawd? There's a whole bunch in the game.
why anon
Black person HE LITERALLY WORD FOR WORD SAYS THAT YOU REMIND HIM OF HER I LITERALLY JUST PLAYED THIS SECTION
>I LITERALLY JUST PLAYED THIS SECTION
So did I, and you're full of shit.
Or it's a gender-specific line.
kek
imagine interrupting a mage while he's jerking off and then saying yes when he invites you into his tent
this game is the gift that keeps on giving
mages are too busy for fricking, so yes, I would accept the invite
then I would kill him
This is why playersexual (gayersexual) is cancer. It makes for awful writing. You can't have a coherent character that swings every way. Have to have their feet on the ground to be believable. I have no clue why they simply can't be more defined characters. Is it supposed to be controversial to have a written character? No-one ever complained for decades about that, on any medium. No issues, so why do they now sacrifice written characters for meaningless options?
Nah it's doable, the romance just has to he one the player initiates not the npc.
No. Genders are fundamentally biologically different in their thinking. If a man is suddenly a homosexual in another playthrough, then he is not even the same person overall. He should be a different person with a different name. There's a saying: you can't have the cake and eat it too. Either they have homosexual thoughts for male party members or not, there's no quantum timeline where both states exist when you establish a character.
Coomer mindset
Well, at least I'm not gay. In the 90's and 2000's I would always kill any character that came off as homosexual. It's crazy how much the world has changed. Now there are gays coming onto you from all angles aggressively. I barely have enough time to kill them all.
>Why did you choose to learn magic
I didn't
see
you remind him of his girlfriend anon
perhaps you should try to roleplay as less of a homosexual
There should be a mod where it fades to black when the gay shit starts and you just had a magic lesson. Maybe even acquiring some magic skill afterwards.
You can get away earlier you massive homosexual. You were just enthralled by Gale.
The scene actually goes like this
>Gale wants to talk
>He talks about magic and the weave
>He tells you to try it (yes/no)
>first ability check
>second ability check
>third ability check
>if all 3 succeed you get a bunch of options:
>Talk more about magic and shit
>Obvious gay choice
>No way gay, good nigh.
You can't just stumble into it.
tl;dr you're gay.
>heh you talked to him, that obviously means you want to frick him!
why are leftoids so desperate to blame the victim
No, it means he wants to frick you, and if you don't turn him down, HE WILL.
>moron can't read past the first line
You should have gone straight for the tl;dr, pretty much the only thing you'll ever be straight about, moron.
they're all mentally stunted coomers
he doesn't even comprehend that
>yes, the homosexual only speaks to you because he wants to bum you
is basically him agreeing with everyone saying gays are bugchasing degenerates and nothing else
>moron doesn't even know there are a whole bunch of dialogue with the characters that have nothing to do with sex
At least pretend you played the game before acting like a homosexual tickle your bum everytime you open your mouth.
>being able to romance your companions is bad
Yes, same-sex romance is bad. Now frick off you fricking freakshow.
you're moronic. All I did was repeat his incantations. The weave was summoned. It gave me an intimate option. I declined. It gave me another intimate option. I had to decline again. At the end, he still says goodnight and looks at me like he wants to frick me. go jump into a woodchipper
>[Glass him]
He drops all advances after that you moron. What more do you want?
I don't want it all you homosexual
Maybe your character should stop acting so homosexual then
as I already said homosexual I picked all the rude options. keep up the flagrant lying, dunno why because people are going to play the game themselves and see how full of shit you shills are
the "rude" options are teasing
he even calls you a good sport
basically can't get gayer than that
Then don't buy the homosexual troony game. Stop giving these people money.
Maybe for shit like this not to eat up dev time
then, make your own fricking game where that doesn't happen?
Or, don't buy a game that has gay romance if you don't like gay romance?
And if you pirated it, you can't really complain.
How about not making the male gay sex options so prominent?
>Not killing him on sight the first time you see him
gay choice
>"you're a great teacher"
>narrator describing it as sensual and intimate through all these skill checks
idk why OP is lying about wanting to get Gale'd. Just frick all your party members, no one cares
I sure am trying anon but I got bored with talking with them in camp. So extremely dull.
the game's AI is so sophisticated it can detect if you have a thing for X character, even if just subconsciously
none of my male characters have ever hit on me
I feel like this is a really easy issue to solve, have a friendship route and a romance route.
Did Bioware start this? Is this Bioware's fault? The thing where you're starting to enjoy the game and then some random character you've interacted with a few times throws themself at you and is like "FRICK ME NOW". Why did that become a thing?
There's no Bioware game where everyone is bisexual.
bioware does romance so much better even if poorr, bg3 is porno levels of romance. they want to frick you immediately. atleast with bioware it takes a couple conversations
>atleast with bioware it takes a couple conversations
lol, you can frick Morrigan at your first time camping in Dragon Age Origins
Not sure if they started it but they're definitely responsible for shit like this.
>ME1
>always talk to all my crew members between missions
>suddenly one day confronted by Liara and Ashley (I think that's her name)
>they accuse me of chasing both of them
>wtf I'm saving myself for when Tali is legal in ME2
>have to chose between them and can't tell them I'm not interested in fricking either
only Liara pursues you actively since she's is the canon romance of the game, Ashley literally tells you if you are hitting on her or not, and you can just have a normal relationship
the romance options and dialogues were actually just 1 option out of several, you had to go out of your way and it was REALLY obvious that you were going for the romance
in BG3 it's
1. I want to suck your dick
2. I want YOU to suck my dick
3. Nice ass, should I frick it
4. You are a disgusting moronic inbreed, I hope you die
There was Zevran in DA:O but being an amoral manprostitute is his thing, you also get multiple chances to kill him including his introduction so it's not like you need to put up with it
It's Dragon Age 2 but Larian shills pretend it's good.
would be funnier if the last panel had the MC with his face down
The fact that you can't even mention how disgusting you find that gay sex and bestiality is now normalized in AAA games without being attacked goes to show how fricking far we have fallen. And this is supposed to be Ganker. It's even worse in other forums. There is literally no place left to be a normal heterosexual person on the Internet.
The bear sex is a joke scene meanwhile several threads made today on this very board have consisted of dozens upon dozens of anons discussing which pokemon they want to frick the most. Don't pretend like you and your ilk are above that.
I already saw the alien fricking webm, don't try to lie to me. I know the game is full of degenerate shit that put to shame devianart circa-2005. Also I would ban all Pokémon and pony frickers if I could.
>and pony frickers
kek how autistic do you have to be to still seethe about ponies after all these years
The fact that we have such puritan homosexuals such as yourself proves how far Ganker has fallen.
so are you gonna say the same for every porn thread ever made on Ganker or what.
Can you tell the difference between a niche board for video game autists and a AAA game with millions in development and marketing? Once you do, answer me again
Ganker hasn't been niche in like a decade anon and Ganker is the second most popular board, sorry you had to find out this way. maybe lurk for 2 years before posting.
it’s over, le west has fallen…
All companions are shite. Even the ones in Wrath of the Righteous are better holy shit.
>Also why is literally EVERYBODY gay or at least bisexual
Every single woman in the games industry with any input into story or characters is a 2000s deviantart fujoshi or early-mid 2010s Tumblr slash shipper. Always remember this and you will always understand.
I don't want to frick Gale but I want him to keep hitting on me to boost my ego
any advanced character build for this?
The companions are not gay, they're playersexual. Same deal as MassEffect.
Late reply but that's a bad example.
This is why I love romance dialogue in games.
It's funny watching autistic anons who can't understand such things take words at face value then freak out.
>Saying anons don't understand romance
>Because they're criticising writers for being incapable of writing romance
The options are to frick or to be a dick, there's no middle ground
>there's no middle ground
But that's a blatant lie. I was able to not pursue Gale romantically and it didn't end with me being a dick at all. I did the same with Wyll.
Why lie?
Those gays don't actually play the game, they just get angry at second hand information and their heacanon.
Show me well written romance in crpgs that doesn't amount to "you did a handful of nice things for me, want to frick?", I'll wait.
>Show me well written romance in crpgs
Doesn't exist. Optional romances are always shit, no dev is willing to write that kind of reactivity on a base level to make it convincing.
Either two characters love eachother, or they don't. Trying to make this a player choice matter waters it all down.
I think romance can be well done but the issue is you can't have a good romance and a ton of options. The romance needs to be written into the story and the pairing needs to have already been decided.
Playing through FF16 and Clive / Jill was a romance that felt like it was well done but there wasn't really an option otherwise. You knew they were going to be together.
When you have something similar to the Bioware style, it ends up just "gamifying" the romance which just turns it into some basic stat checks of hitting a certain breakpoint to unlock the next romance step.
Torment and MotB have pretty nice, low-key romances that serve to fit the games' themes more so than provide cheap fanservice.
I think KOTOR2 had good romance storylines that weren't just simple sidequests that would unlock a sex scene. In fact I don't think there was any sex in KOTOR2, just forming some type of spiritual or personal bond with mentally anguished people who had developed trust issues due to past trauma.
>everyone is just full of ANGUISH
Not romance and definitely not pure pazaak.
>if youre flirting with me, im not interested
woah this is such a dick option, i dont wanna hurt his feelings, guess ill just have gay sex with him then complain
And then he tries again next scene, just in case you changed your mind.
Spoiler alert, I didn't, but I'm sure he'll try again later anyway because this shit is a series of if/else trees.
Lol reminds me of the time I got my feet rubbed and sniffed by an old man on a cruise ship
I'm digging the game and genuinely liked Gale as a character and wanted to be magebros with him on my Warlock but the absolute breakneck pace at which the conversation goes from "hey nice waifu bro" to him and my character eyefricking each other was goofy.
That said, since that experience it's been easy enough to tell what the "Gale, more like GAY-le" dialogue options have been.
Sorry Gale, but in the Faerun, the e-girl half elf gets the warwiener.
>warlock thinks he's a magebro
Borrowed power doesn't count, not that you have much of that either.
How do people play and buy games as soon as they come out anymore is beyond me. From the start all I've heard how shit the characters, romance, choices are. From what I've seen gameplay is alright, so I'll give it that. Bro, stop playing shit. Wait for mods, a BIG ASS sale or give your attention and money to another game.
This game accurately portrays being a moderately attractive kind person surrounded by BPDs.
The amount of people constantly whining about the OPTIONAL romance dialogue in this game seems so inorganic. Simply having the option show up is enough to set these people off and I just don't understand it.
All you have to do is...not...pick...that option. Why is that so crazy to these people? Why does it make them absolutely lose their tiny little minds? It's baffling to me.
the push for homosexual propaganda is the only thing inorganic here, troon.
if you walk into a gay bar it's not propaganda, that's on you bud
except westerner homosexuals are trying to turn literally everything into a gay bar
I know it’s baffling to me as well. I honestly think that they just don’t want it at all in general. They can’t stand the idea of another man having romantic feelings for them. They wouldn’t blink an eye if the women expressed as much to towards them.
>shill literally coping at nobody
kek, you doin a bad job Mark
the problem is that the characters react as if you killed their fricking puppy when saying no and we've been adventuring for days, come on no one gets that infatuated this fast this deeply
>want to reply to OP
>suddenly he's a literal homosexual
>sigh and post dicky
This dude is so fricking gay, and the studio behind this game is even more so. This fricker has been bugging me for the entirity of my playthrough, always inviting me to shit, which always turned out to be him trying to roll his gay balls towards me. I fricking insulted the guy EVERY SINGLE TIME I could in the camp, just so that wouldn't happen, yet he still managed to do it.
Same goes to the black guy, who gets all sad and teary, and I can't even fricking respond to him cause all the responses sound gay as frick. At least that guy didn't trick me into trying to frick me. Yet.
Why the frick are these dudes trying to rape me? I only like Shadowheart and somehow just saying "please frick off, gay" is not an option in this "monumental RPG game"
this is what you get when there's no STDs and lots of elves in your alternate universe
But I got the same event and I didn't end up gay. I just told him it's cool but I prefer to sleep.
>having autism
I'm sure glad I dodged that bullet, thanks mom
romance in vidya continues to be a mistake. the most adventuring heroes should be doing is plowing nameless prostitutes
it's passed from escapism to being reality for these people on both sides.
>ROLEPLAYING game
>people don't want to try roleplaying
just suck the wiener dude, it's not real
Why do I have to roleplay what YOU want?
I don't know, ask yourself that.
The first time Gale offered me gay sex, I killed him.
The first time Astarian offered me gay sex, I killed him.
The fact that you keep them around as a part of YOUR choice shows a lot about you homosexual. If I could, I'd kill you too.
>shows a lot about you homosexual
Shows that I like to keep a useful Wizard around?
Keep rationalizing it, homosexual.
Rationalising what? Wizards offer good crowd control.
>i surround myself with homosexuals but im definitely not a homosexual because i didnt kiss him yet!!
lmfao
>Rationalising what? Wizards offer good crowd control.
kek
that's not the only thing Gale is controlling sister
look into your heart
>Gale is controlling sister
Whose sister? I thought the woman he was lusting after was some kind of goddess of magic?
Can one of you tabletop autists explain to me the difference between devils and teiflings? I just met Raphael who seems like a totally reasonable and charming fellow and he looks just like any other tiefling
thieflings are just half-devils
That's actually the Cambions. Tef kiddies are just humans that got a hell STD.
simplified: Cambions like Rap are actually half Devils and not full demons due to mix breeding between humans and succubus/incubus, teiflings are touched by the hells, they can start as human and elf but by outside forces they can be infected and corrupted.
thieflings are syrian rapefugees, devils are nigerian rapists
Raphael is a Cambion, a genuine first-generation half-devil. He's got wings and magic powers that put him on par with Mind Flayers and the like. Tieflings are just mutts who had someone frick a fiend at some point in their ancestry.
>someone frick a fiend at some point in their ancestry
Man, what a fricked up thing, you paying the toll because someone else went and got deviled
>Can one of you tabletop autists explain to me the difference between devils and teiflings?
Tieflings are humans who made a deal with a fiend/had an ancestor frick a fiend and can therefore use fiendish powers, which is why they look like they do. Tieflings are mutts so their fiend powers are weaker than full blooded fiends, though. They are inherently drawn to evil due to their devil blood, which has left them rightfully persecuted by honest folks.
Oh wait, that was D&D before it was pozzed. Tieflings are good people who didn't do nuthin' and have been wrongfully persecuted because of their looks. They are in fact not evil at all, and if a tiefling is evil it's understandable because of racism and shiet. Check your human privilege, bigot.
>devils and teiflings
Devil = A lawful evil outsider (magical creature) from Hell. Unlike Demons, Devils will lawfully frick you over (because they want your soul) instead of simply murdering, raping, or torturing you.
Tiefling = a normal mortal who has a devil or demon in their ancestry. For example say your great grandma was fricked and impregnated by a devil, there's now a chance for every mortal in that bloodline to come out as a tiefling instead of a human
The angelic version of a tiefling is called an "Aasamir", they have glowing eyes and wings (if they're a powerful one), because one of their ancestors got fricked by an angel
I just want to be able to bond with my comrades without having to worry that any moment we share together is gonna lead to the prologue of a gay porno. Same shit happened in the homosexual western release of RF5.
stfu america hater
>dat webm
he's right, BUT...
>as soon as he left the building he went and ripped the anuses of 10 different boys
>Gale tries to romance you
>Say no
>He never does it again
It's not that hard
The only one that hits on you multiple times after saying no is Ariston which is in character
mods will fix it
For a solution to this, would you prefer during character creation if you just specified your sexual preference (homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, etc.) which would then lock out specific options throughout the dialogue?
That sounds EXTREMELY homophobic tho
I'd be fine with this. Unfortunately you're going to get a gorillion trooned out homosexuals telling you this is le hecking suppression of freedom of expression.
If you want to play a bisexual but don't want to frick everyone you end up with a similar situation. I'd either make romance something the player has to actively pursue and normal interactions with companions just result in friendship, or label flirt options clearly for those of us that don't interpret "hey you wanna talk?" as "hey you want to have ROUGH GAY SEX?".
>tell me male friends "hey whatchu doing wanna talk n shoot the shit?"
>proceed to do just that while having philosophical discussions about life n shieet.
>play BG3
>oh cool one of the homies want to shoot the shit, and talk about life n shieet
>proceeds to try to open up my fricking corn-hole
Literal rapists made the romance routes of this game jfc, or maybe all homosexuals are inherently rapists from what I'm understanding?
He shot the shit up your ass
NO motherfrickers are trying to dig for shit before wanting to shoot the shit.
Honestly all the romance options in this game feel like shit, but no I was trying to get that going with Shadowheart, and b***h did NOT want to put out. Was genuinely disappointed with the abundance of offers towards male butt-sex, and the lack of titty, and vagoo.
Shadowheart is the
>I'll act like a virgin despite being super casual about sex and not wanting actual long term relationships
Girls are EXACTLY the same in that regard
>talk to laezel or karlach a couple times
>LET'S FRICK
yeah it's called choosing male or female
this is why Dark Urge is canon, evil is canon and correct choice
all companions in this game sucks fricking ass, it's either romance or hate, there's no bromance, no male friendship to bond with and defy the odds together
Erm shadowheart exists and she’s beautiful sweatie
gay sex has ruined bromances in video games
worst invention of mankind hands down
this homie chose all the flirty options up to this point and now hes shocked that gale wants to frick.
>this homie chose all the flirty options
you don't have to chose anything hell I got a jealousy scene from one of the guys just by having his approval its completely random
I hate forced romance of all kinds in games, especially the gay shit but not by much
What happened to consent huh? Why doesn't the game ask if someone is ok with this before anything happens? I don't want to see badly animated 3d weirdos going at it. Imagine always being a dick to all the NPCs because else you have to expect some shitty romance cutscene to happen next. I play games to roleplay, but not as a woman.
Complain to the devs that the romance in the game reminded you of the time you got roofied and raped at a party and ask them to add explicit consent into the game. Might unironically get them to add it.
Well at least Gale isn't a super gay. This motherfricker makes my blood boil with his homosexualry.
Astarion is just so exaggerated and flamboyant that he's like a 90s caricature of a gay man, he's pretty fun to have around and an actual evil character
Gale is the feminist ally that tries to slip pills into your drink and rape you while asleep, and a huge horny gay under the gale of kind bro
Rebuke him and he'll frick the frog instead.
He is a literal fricking rapist tier companion. Drakengard's party members were somehow less fricking creepy than this motherfricker. I literally headbutted, and broke this homosexuals nose as a Barbarian class option, and he STILL tries to hit on me. What fricking moron at Larian wrote the companion dialogue in this game?!
I'm just surprised the gay doesn't speak Polari at this point.
I feed him my blood and cum every day, he has gotten very strong 🙂
Not only is he a homosexual, hes a contrarian edgy homosexual. Disagrees with me on fricking everything. I always have a rogue in my party, but frick him
you can kill him with a stake very early on
You can hand him over to a vampire hunter early on
you got your magical wish granted homie
Go tweet at Larian that as an asexual you feel deeply triggered at the lack of representation and they must add in more platonic relationships or else they are Acephobic
the asexual path is to solo the game and murderhobo any one who tries to force him/herself into your party of one
>Comparing Red Prince to a prostitute
Leave immediately.
this shit is completely wrong
also fane should be compared to dark urge
Autistic chuds are getting filtered hard
homie talks to Gale and selects the "yeah I would like to study some magic with you in private with you tee hee" option thinking gale is gonna actually teach him some magic
>homie talks to Gale and selects the "yeah I would like to study some magic with you in private with you tee hee" option thinking gale is gonna actually teach him some magic
i guess they should have made coffee canon in the game
and use coffee innuendos instead of magic for our poor clueless brainlets here
Why does learning magic with your bro have to be gay? Why does everything have to be sexual or have romantic undertones? Why can't Gale just teach me about his passion?
In Dragon Age, I could have Alistar teach me about his Templar powers without him trying to frick me. Same with Morrigan who would teach me about shapeshifting WITHOUT trying to frick me. Or Leliana who would teach me about how to be a bard without trying to ride my wiener.
I don't know I've reading and playing fantasy for years and didn't get the memo that teaching magic=gay sex and I guess there are alot of gay pedophile wizards
>homie talks to Gale and selects the "yeah I would like to study some magic with you in private with you tee hee" option thinking gale is gonna actually teach him some magic
Personally, I would not expect him to want gay anal sex in a game about magic and improving your skills. I would expect to actually learn some new magic, and I would expect him to make a move on me, which I would turn down.
But since this is a homosexual nu-bioware cringe romance game, gay anal sex is all you get.
Are gay troony discords raiding this thread or do they really think this shit is normal? The only pure straight guy is the black guy LMAO!
I agree. All male party members are so fricking horny for your character it's ridiculous. It takes more effort to make them frick off than to romance them. Meanwhile all females are stuck up b***hes that won't give you the time of the day until you covered them with gifts and compliments
Ah yeah, lae'zel is super hard to please
>I don't hate you
>so you're mine now and we're going to frick super hard
El rana sexo
>get the black dude (Black person) in the party
>he immediately starts hitting on the frog
Top kek.
>froggy tries to hit on Wyll during the party
>he's too busy sulking about his cool new horns
propaganda to shame heterosexual men out of having friends
Is this the new "Glass him"?
nah, just western fujo fan fiction writing making its way into commercial products again.
Not by any means "I want to teach you magic" doesn't mean sex when there's actual magic
Why would a wizard need to be "taught magic" you fricking moron? I'm literally autistic and even I get the implications there.
>Why would a wizard need to be "taught magic"
Huh? You got it wrong. Gale is the wizard.
>I'm literally autistic
Fricking clearly if you think "bro wanna see some new unknown sorceries" somehow equates to "bro my donger in your butthole bro :DD that's the magic trick haha"
>Why would a wizard need to be "taught magic"
because they aren't sorcerers?
uuuh because theres always more magic to learn and some way to increase your power in this game you dumb Black person?
you probably fed him shitty greens. now hes going to DIE
>people tell me that Wyll romance is hard to get into and long
>be just neutral with him
>go to the tiefling party
>he's on the beach moping
>several obvious gay options of trying to get him into the party to dance
>pick the one that says "well okay, stay here bro, have fun"
>a bit later into the chapter, the moron is dancing and asks me several times to be his dance partner
>say frick no
>he gayly goes away like I hurt him
WHY IS EVERYONE GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
it's the brain leeches, unironically
they made you superstrong but also superhorny
That is actually the canonical answer
>it's the brain leeches, unironically
kek
I'm sure it was definitely "sudden" and you're not just a moron who picked an obviously sexual option.
I'm sure you played the game and know what you're talking about, and are only playing coy for the purposes of the thread. Right? RIGHT?
Post the "sudden" dialogue option you picked, anon, surely it's not the most obvious thing ever.
Been posted, read the thread.
Where? I don't see a single screenshot of that in the thread.
i dont have any problems not fricking the guys. my main annoyance is the game keeps resetting the bawds in my parties armor to hidden and i have to manually show it everytime
>have frog and wyll in the party
>wyll is simping like 10 times in 5 minutes
are these bugged or what, i mean, cmon man you have a sexy demon yet still go for this?
Will Ganker rage at Aylin's and Isobel's openly homosexual relationship, I wonder?
this whole thing where literally every character is playersexual is kind of cringe in general tbqh
It's going to be the standard if it isn't already.
Bros he stopped eating my magic infused garbage. Is he gonna be okay?
So fricking sick of homosexuals, I swear. I sincerely hope your family hates your fricking guts and acting like a queer on the internet is the extent of your acceptance.
absolutely grim the biggest talking point in this game is sexual orientation
should I cancel the dodi repack download or is combat, leveling, exploration and story fun?
The game is okay. Gameplay is fun, and the whole dice-roll mechanic from DnD is also fun, but frick the dialogue, and romance routes are absolutely dog-shit, and it's a dialogue heavy game, so you sometimes think you have to talk to someone, or a party member, and it leads to homosexual shit. Honestly I am hoping that modding tools are released, and either a mod releases preventing homosexual options happens, or we get someone autistic enough to make fully detailed story campaigns without homosexual shit.
Game was made by homosexuals, and homosexual rapists. That is how they court one another.
thanks anons. just stopped the download
It's larian so the combat is pretty alright. Leveling is meh but since it's a dnd system you do at least feel the effect of every level unlike a lot of videogames.
>[glass him]
>wizard offers to teach you magic
>this obviously about gay sex
wait, so him being as pleasant as he is is all just because he wants to bugger my character? I thought he just seemed like a nice dude. why's it gotta be like that?
what percentage of the main story do i have left if i just did all the shar shit and now imgoing back to kill the old gay in the tower
60%
damn thats pretty nice
wtf really? im like 45 hours in at that same point and you're saying im not even half way through the game?
No game has ever made me understand rape culture like Bauldur's Gate 3.
>be nice to someone
>they drag you behind the shed and frick your ass
This is why we need playerism. We are not your sex toys! Player rights!
its just video games whys everyone so mad about it
because GoT SEX SEX SEX writing sucks ass
>umm chud being gay isnt a choice it's genetic
>then why cant i choose "straight" in the character creation if we're born the way we are
>thats fricking censorship idiot do you realize how fricking antisemitic you sound right now
Is the "being gay is genetic" meme even around still? I thought most people realized it's a mental thing shaped by life experiences.
It flip flops depending on how it suits their argument.
you can, just don't pick the gay options sister
>be heroic and do good deeds
>brothers in arms start salivating over my do gooder ass
>it's not a choice, BORN THAT WAY
>btw it's totally a choice, just don't make it
hm, really makes me think...
How socially deficient do you have to be to not shut it down before it gets to that point?
you didn't even read thread
Rapist game
Needs a consent system
You guys fail to realize the reason why this game is so popular is exactly because most zoomers are homosexuals. They are basically internet-brainwashed from very early and have no sense of masculinity or friendship with other guys - sexual gratification is all they know. So a game like this is just what they've been waiting for.
>EVERYBODY gay or at least bisexual
that's just based anon, imaging restricting urself of some bussi
de-worm yourself.
Seriously, what's the best character to role play as in story mode? A cute petite female caster or a melee turbo chad male?
Cute petite male caster
How about a cute petite female(male) caster?
how to we go from this
to this
the influence of these people is also part of the reason why i can't stand current day DND and honestly don't care about this game
The bottom two girls I could buy being into rpgs. Not saying they necessarily are.
I used to watch that series since the start with the original guys and it was honestly fun, but for some reason during Team C it seems that Jerry started to cater towards Amy's female power fantasy and out of nowhere all the male characters became weak and pathetic and the females were all powerful and cool, oh and also lesbians and attracted to her character who was also a lesbian.
i don't know in which state the series is now or if it even exists but it was terrible when i stopped watching years ago.
nahhhhhh that wouldn't have ANY influence on the game AT ALL bro you are a deluded chud nazi and low-key antisemitic
You don't. The top is dead and gone. This isn't some The Ship of Theseus scenario.
That makes me genuinely sad as frick, those guys were fantastic together and fun as frick to watch, peak bro tier DnD sessions.
Guy on the far left looks exactly like me only 15 years older. Do I have a shot landing a woman like far right?
>It's another "western female writers think that men interacting with other men in any way that's not overtly hostile means they want to frick each other" episode
It's not just female writers, most male writers have no clue how to write male friendship either.
yes but it's particularly present with women. especially with anime fan fiction writers. then these women go to college and get english degrees and are getting hired by gaming companies where they make their narusasu mpreg fics real.
Oh you're absolutely correct, women are the main culprits for this by a huge margin for the reasons you said. But I also want to remark most male writers aren't doing a whole lot better when given the opportunity to write a compelling friendship arc.
male anime fans do the same thing with female characters, must be the anime rotting the brain
Honestly it cheapens it even if you WANT to frick men. You can't have a bromance that blossoms into love, everyone just wants to frick you off the bat. It's a common thing for people to say that Garrus in ME is best girl because you can actually have a genuine platonic close friendship with the guy. If he as in BG3 he'd try to frick you on the normandy after you first meet.
>meet Gale with his hand sticking out of a rock (symbolizing an anus which tips you off that he's gay)
>wears purple (one of the gay colors next to pink)
>has long hair (categorically a gay trait to show femininity)
>Ganker is BAFFLED he turns out to be a homosexual
You guys deserve to be raped by homosexuals.
Didn't Gale frick a goddess?
yes
It's not false. Gale is teaching you magic at first. Then it shifts into a homoerotic scene with no opt out option until the very end
>with no opt out option until the very end
>have to pass THREE speech checks to get through to the homoerotic options
Why lie? No one that plays the game believes you and people shit posting that never had any intention of playing the game already think he's gay regardless. Your lie has no value.
>Why lie?
I'm not
>No one that plays the game believes you
Multiple people in this thread and other threads have had the same issue
>>have to pass THREE speech checks to get through to the homoerotic options
Those speech checks are for LEARNING the magic. There's nothing gay about them. And after you pass the three checks, your character DOES learn a spell.
The only "gay" part prior to that was Gale staring at your ass. But I waved that off because he was generally teaching me magic and the rest of the interaction seemed platonic
>your character DOES learn a spell.
wait are you telling me you can miss out on leaning a spell if you don't a a gay romance scene?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
No, it's a cutscene only spell. Your character, even if he's something like a fighter will cast this astral looking blue spell while practicing with Gale
>The only "gay" part prior to that was Gale staring at your ass. But I waved that off because
you have to paid him off for his services somehow anon
Pink is a male color
>his name is Gale
>pronounced Gay ILL
>literally foreshadows his two main attributes
>Games will ask all sorts of shit about your pronouns and let you mix and match voices and bodies parts and shit
>None of them bother to ask if you're fricking gay and/or if you're OK with gay characters making advances on you
2023
ITS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!! IS IT REALLY THAT COMPLICATED ON THE CHARACTER CREATOR TO HAVE A BACKSTORY OPTION THAT TELLS IF THE CHARACTER IS GAY OR NOT AND THEREFORE ENABLE OR DISABLE homosexualRY AFTERWARDS BASED ON THAT???
FRICK!
Been suggested. It was deemed homophobic.
Probably not homophobic, but if there's troony characters they'd still hit on you since they're "women."
>sexuality is a binary "on or off"
Homophobic incel detected.
so sexuality is a choice? interesting
Way to overly simplify things again.
I perfectly understood, anon. Sexuality is a choice, and even homosexuals like you deep down believe it.
This game is leftist propaganda. It's entire purpose is serving as a catalyst to force homosexual experiences on young, impressionable players.
Forcing homosexuality onto teens? no never.
JESUS FRICKING CHRIST
well at least I'm glad BG3 has a target audience
Because straight men have never ever had sex with underage girls before
Because it's not like 50% of the people here want to rape correct some dicky uohhhh
Because it's not like the other 50% faps to /ss/ and wishes they were molested by a hot female teacher when they were in school
What about 'my uncle when I 10' or 'my neighbor when I was 5' don't you understand?
Yeah, horrible people exist, so? It's still hypocritical to try to make some kind of link between homosexuality and pedophilia or try to paint the concept of homosexuality as a whole as bad because child predators are unfortunately a thing when this board is totally ok with 12 year old dicky and/or fantasizes about an older woman taking their virginity as a kid.
Also there's plenty of examples in that pic alone of guys who were either adults or fooled around with kids their age but they get ignored to push the narrative that all homos are rape victims therefore every homosexual you meet wants to rape a kid and turn it gay or something.
You're not going to gaslight anyone here. homosexuals are in their vast majority pedophiles. They rape other men in prison, and abuse children for their own pleasure. There's no "link" between homosexuality and pedophilia, they are essentially the same thing.
You are literally doing the thing I'm describing in my post, moron. If you choose to believe the people in that picture that go "yeah my uncle raped me when I was 7" you should also believe all the other people that say they either fooled around with someone their age or had sex as an adult.
Also in all my years of being a homosexual I've met like 2 or 3 people that were molested by an adult as kids, with the rest it was either kids their age or only doing stuff as an adult, but you're not gonna believe me because you're likely a schizo with a narrative all built up in your head.
When did you first have homosexual sex?
Shut the frick up. The opinion of a homosexual is worth nothing to me and I hope you die of AIDS, miserable, and hated by your family. Just don't please diddle any children before you go to hell.
Half of children molested are boys, coming from gay men, less then 2% of the population.
Shut the frick up you disingenuous, lying homosexual. I hope you die of AIDS, you disgusting piece of shit.
>ok that may be reality, but what about /ss/ posters talking about made up scenarios on a Internet forum?
Not a good look…
Most female child predators get off scotch free because guys that fantasize about this shit or think it's no big deal see that a teacher molested a kid less than half her age, go "nice" in their head and acquit her but sure it's just a fantasy and nothing more
>young, impressionable players.
cRPGs are an old man genre though.
This is why anon can't get a girlfriend, he doesn't invite them to do stuff, he explicitly asks them "do you want to have sex with me!?!?!?" And that's the only way he thinks it works
Lots of autists in this thread, they just can't interpret social cues and end up getting butt fricked
see
Why is it every single one of you homosexuals has a rape fetish? This is why everyone is disgusted at your existence.
>someone offering to teach you magic is social cue for gay sex
No anon you are the autists
How do you get Shadowheart to do something with you at the party? I'm curious because while I'm not intending to romance her, she's always agreed with me, and yet she being the only one that doesn't want to bang is a shocker. Hell, even Astarion and Laezal wants to frick me when I'm a goody two shoes paladin, so we hardly ever get along.
you do not understand. this game is israeli propaganda to try and make you gay. your choices don't matter, basic logic and social norms don't matter. all that matters is turning you into a very profitable gay mutilated man.
I choose to frick a giant red lady, which seems to be something that can happen, so I disagree.
>How do you get Shadowheart to do something with you at the party?
Shadowheart doesn't want to have sex with you at first like the others, she wants to get to know you first. So you ONLY get the drink + kiss at the party, and only if you're not trying to frick someone else at the party
I'm sorry you're a flaming homosexual who's so addicted to gay sex you gravitate towards gay relationship routes in videogames.
>teaching magic=gay sex
the only one who would think that is a homosexual anon
>Gale asks for a hand
>I take his hand off
Bhaal wtf?!
>be me neet incel moron
>managed to not romance any guys
>fricked TWO women
>am enjoying the game
its not that hard
can you kill companions at any time in this game? asking for a friend
yes any adult you see, You can kill goblin kids though but not the little devil shits
>you and me went stargazing, you taught me all the constellations, next thing I know my pants are around my ankles
why's everyone want to frick my character so badly in this game? christ at least buy me dinner first, this feels like fan fiction written by horny teenagers.
The only person that propositioned my guy without previous interest being shown was Karlach. Try being less gay?
it all has to do with approval once you get any companion past a certain amount they will flirt with you
So let me see if I have this right
>Lae'zel; Lawful Neutral
>Shadowheart; True Neutral
>Astarion; Chaotic Neutral
>Gale; Neutral Good
>Minthara; Lawful Evil
>Wyll; Lawful Good
>Karlach; Chaotic Good
>Halsin; Lawful Good
Feels like I'm missing someone.
>githYANKI
>neutral
Well her autism seems primarily focused on Mindflayers, which are objectively Evil.
githyanki are the militant branch of gith that ended up becoming as evil as ilithids
Well then I've been educated. Maybe I should have shoved her off the ship.
githyankis are literally the same as mindflayer
is the wolf that feeds on meat evil too?
mind flayers aren't to blame for having such a restrictive diet
>mind flayers aren't to blame for having such a restrictive diet
>It was possible, although extremely rare, for a mind flayer to restrict its feeding by only consuming the brains of sufficiently intelligent lifeforms. A few animals that demonstrated extraordinary intelligence, such as exceptional cats, dogs, or bears, for example, sometimes had the psychic quotient required to properly nourish a mind flayer.
mind flayers could just become dog breeders and bear hunters and be normal members of society.
Brother people would be 100x more upset if mindflayer were out there killing dogs instead of "people".
lae'zel is just a dumb abrasive c**t and makes no sense
yes but yurigays are appropriately shamed and ostracized from most circles of discussion, fujos are YASQUEENed the entire way.
>Lae'zel; Chaotic Evil
>Astarion; Neutral Evil
Neutral evil has no interest in a power hierarchy, Astarion wants power to rule over others and believes that's how the world works. Plugs him the chaotic camp because he doesn't think the rules go past strong survive.
he's too old to care about hierarchy of mortals that comes and goes. he's an archetypical neutral evil rogue and a self centered hedonist.
>he's an archetypical neutral evil rogue
I'm not fully convinced with what I'm seeing in game, for example he still sticks to feeding on animals until he is outed and given permission. You tell him "no" then you can use his bonus action of biting or get his happy status. That's not Neutral Evil behavior, in a vacuum it would appear as lawful.
he's doing that because he knows you could rally rest of the party, gang up on him and kill him since he's a vampire freak. he isnt groveling out of humility, he's doing it for self preservation
>Neutral evil has no interest in a power hierarchy
Not true. Neutral Evil means you're selfish and only care about your own desires, even if that means you have to frick over or kill other people to get what you want.
Neutral Evil individuals have no issue following law and order, but ONLY when it suits them.
Here's a good breakdown on Neutral Evil
>She
You'd think people who scream about inclusivity every day would use gender neutral language
The newest D&D books use "they" for everything.
Makes more sense to use "they", if you're not going to use "he". The vast majority of D&D players have always been men, using "she" only really speaks to the small minority of women and weird guys that feel comfortable putting their genderbending fetish out there.
>gf loves D&D
>haven't been able to find a community group yet that didn't end with someone in the group trying to hit on her during the campaign
It's so fricking tiresome
Tell her to pretend she's trans. Problem solved.
those nerds if they are anything like the degens here would try to frick her even harder
>weird guys that feel comfortable putting their genderbending fetish out there.
Don't belittle my religion you gay.
kek, I remember them doing this in the Shadowrun rule books all the time. It became especially confusing when they were talking about GM actions
>If the gamemaster wants to do this move, she should coordinate it with the players etc
I think in my nearly 20 years of TTRPG GMing I never met a female GM even once. I have never even SEEN one. I met and saw plenty of girl joining in, usually he girlfriend of someone, and even playing with us for entire campaigns that spanned a year or more. But never GMs. Not even in the thousands of hours of videos I watched about other people doing P&P sessions.
As far as I know, girl GMs do not exist.
To be fair, there was one outlier. I was invited to a forum once by my gf of that time which consisted of a handful of female deviant artists who would roleplay as animals. I joined them for one sessions to see what it was like. They were basically just hanging out in chat, taking turns on writing entire paragraphs about what their characters felt when they looked at the other PCs. The girl GM left early that day, which was a relief, because the "game" consisted of 2 hours of reading wall of texts, then waiting 15 minutes until the wall of text of the next player appeared. I later heard from my gf that the girl GM wanted to cut off her breasts.
How are they all the most dangerous alignment?
but where's all the sex stuff?
I thought DnD was about the sexy time?
Evil is just being selfish in D&D anyway, regardless of version and honestly the aliment system is fricking stupid for having a neutral anything as all characters lean one way or the other. So for example the gay Vampire is Lawful Evil because he's only following the rules that could get him killed/or hurt but when he knows he is free to act as he pleases he does so.Frog b***h is Chaotic Evil because she will frick you or anyone else up for talking about her people/queen in the wrong light, she is very orderly to her people but to the world she is just a thunderstorm. And she is also a great example why the rule system is fricking stupid. You can be lawful to your tribe and chaotic to everything else, you can be good to society but evil to your loved ones. The system doesn't work and is just bait for homosexuals that love horoscope and personality test shit.
I feel Shadowheart is more lawful neutral than anything else. It's just the laws that she abides by are not your normal laws but the ones of Shar.
>Shadowheart; True Neutral
she's unironically neutral good, even though she claims to worship Shar
>Astarion; Chaotic Neutral
try chaotic evil
>Lae'zel
she's true neutral imo, she's not a lawtist, nor is she a chaostard. she's just a self centered person who only cares about herself and her people
>Lae'zel
>Neutral of any kind.
She wants to kill a women in act two for even asking you to buy an egg and you get a massive approval bonus for agreeing too it. That falls in the chaotic evil camp alone, I think people don't understand that the aliments are how you handle your day to day shit and not broad strokes of behavior. A Lawful neutral wouldn't kill a woman for wanting to barter for an egg, a True Neutral wouldn't have a shouting match with Shadowheart over the artifact to then demand a duel to the death.
your fault for choosing a m*le MC
>Come here lil anon
>Let me teach you some magic
70% of anons would fall for this and the candy in a van trick
change that to the Emperors face with "let me teach you some brain powers" and that's the whole game's plot.
>want to create a fricking normal party where everyone doesn't think about gay sex and cucking all the fricking time
is it possible to create such a party (emphasis on NORMAL ADVENTURERS), or is everyone a fricking homosexual in this game? if yes, who can I bring along?
I want to avoid mass-effect like cringe scenes where the entire fricking crew enters my quarters before the last mission to ask for a quick frick
>I want to avoid mass-effect like cringe scenes where the entire fricking crew enters my quarters before the last mission to ask for a quick frick
you might as well no play the every companion will want to frick within act 1
thanks for clearing that up, anon. guess I play without them then.
hire the pawns from Withers
Withers is the best guy in the camp. Top lad.
if you hire a pawn he speaks through them so you aren't lonely. he's the best thing about this game
go Necromancer Wizard
Play Icewind Dale. Nothing but sword and sorcery with battle-hardened adventurers.
I play lots of hentai games and I can say with confidence Baldur's Gate 3 beats them all in horniness. At least in most h-games in have to put in some effort or beat a challenge before getting to the porn - in BG3 everything wants to frick you actively. It's written by and made by complete coombrains.
Can you frick a Goblin?
No, there are no frickable short race characters unless you make your character one and they frick someone.
I hate this game.
Yeah it's lame
On the upside, you can make a halfling and get snu-snu'd by the tiefling barb girl
I made a barb dorf. Sucks there's no scottish sounding voice though.
No, having sex with short people is pedophilia.
I'm sure they appreciate that.
homosexuals should be like monsters in movies, you knowing they're out there is what makes it scary, the moment you see them everywhere it loses its magic and becomes normal...... wait..... OH FRICK THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Yeah, explains why you're such a fricking queer homosexual. There's nothing normal about seeing two homosexuals holding hands, it's disgusting.
All humans are bisexual
Can I frick Jaheira in this game?
>can i cuck charname
no
>fricking any of these morons
I only have sex with my tulpa bug. Pic related is me high on tadpolemaxxing.
Larien did the right thing of making everyone bisexual, you better learn Cyberpunk
>Larien did the right thing of making everyone bisexual,
bro its immersion breaking as frick
Why? Everyone is secretly bisexual, this is just a fact
go outside and stop spending so much time on the internet.
>nah bro this game isn't leftist propaganda at all bro trust me
It is leftist propaganda.
It's not propaganda of any sort.
Propaganda means deliberately pushing a narrative. morons projecting their own politics onto your story does not make it propaganda,
This game pushes the narrative that the average person is bisexual, replacing friendship with promiscuity. It's a tool for re-education with the objective of normalizing non-heterosexual relationships. It is not by coincidence that every single male character wants to frick the player right away - it's a measured decision.
Actually a good point. Devaluing platonic friendship IS propaganda, and also just evilZ
this combined with the fact that you cant create your own party. and the hirelings are gays and trannies as well
Sorry to break it to you chud, but the future is one where everyone is pansexual. That's called cultural advancement and that is where every utopian society will ultimately end up.
It's how most empires started their fall
>every utopian society
literally no such thing. they all fail. mankind only thrives when it struggles.
>mankind only thrives when it struggles.
sounds like you're struggling against your homoerotic tendencies lol
>y-you're just a closet gay!
yawn
has it ever not struggled?
Not anymore, the queer black pansexual trans will bomb drone the barbarians at the gates. Rome is now forever
>It's a tool for re-education with the objective of normalizing non-heterosexual relationships.
Brainrotted moron take.
They did it for one reason and one reason only, which is that some people want to frick this character while others want to frick that one and so they just let you frick whoever because it's easier that way. Laziness is not propaganda.
Case in point, leftoids hate characters not being exclusively gay just like you hate them not being exclusively straight.
>which is that some people want to frick this character while others want to frick that one and so they just let you frick whoever because it's easier that way
It's a marketing strategy. Shipgays sell games. Just look at gachas. Fans are unwillingly shilling the game for them because they love creating content for the game where they pair characters together. Make everyone frickable and you'll create a self sustaining marketing power source that basically prints free publicity.
that just teaches that men generally are willing to get ass fricked when asked nicely which isnt true or even realistic for a setting like forgotten realms
It doesn't teach anything, you obsessive loon. You're like a delusional highschool literature teacher who reads subtext into fricking everything.
do you know how impressionable the average person is? do you know how impressionable an above average person is? especially when you don't see it as propaganda?
Reminder: gays say it's genetic and not even the slightest bit environmental.
that's evolution you antisemitic moron
>evolution -> by natural selection
>selecting for anti-social traits and (mental) infertility
KEK
Im happy to see younger people are waking up against the stupid taboos and religious beliefs of the past. Destroy the closet!
the whole gen z gayness thing is mostly just girls claiming they're bisexual for attention while conveniently only dating boys.
You chuds have been saying this for the past 30 years though
and it's 100% true. girls will do anything for attention. being non-hetero is now popularized in media, so they will attach themselves to it for the social media likes.
Not nearly as impressionable as you think. Yours is literally the same line of reasoning as those morons who cry about violence in vidya, yet somehow the fact you can immediately kill any character who does anything gay in this game doesn't register with you at all.
actually violence in "vidya" is also bad. You don't seem to understand that you have to monitor what you expose yourself to for your own benefit.
The thing you don't seem to understand is that people are capable of things like self-control and abstraction.
Even children can easily tell the difference between reality and fiction. If you somehow never managed to learn this then seek help.
so even children arent influenced by the media they consume? are you fricking moronic?
Any child over 7 knows the difference unless that child is actually mentally moronic.
>Even children can easily tell the difference between reality and fiction
tell that to toddlers who grew up being babysit by babyshark on ipad
Hey moron, the big difference is that killing people is illegal in the real world while homosexuals buttfricking isn't.
>that just teaches that men generally are willing to get ass fricked when asked nicely which isnt true or even realistic
Ruh Roh, a lot of gays are gonna get bashed if they starting thinking that
>Ganker says all the time that rape isn't real
>all of a sudden tons of threads popping up about VIRTUALLY being raped and how uncomfortable it makes these chuds
Ahahahaha.
This has happened to me irl in college. I didn't want to be rude so I had to go along with it after I got into the situation.
>Tyrone starts fricking you in the ass as you meekly try to look away and hold back tears
>A-at least I wasn't r-rude...
Me too, I think anons itt never even talked to a gay guy
Did you kill him?
You know it's legal in a few US states.
I don't mind the companions all being playersexual that much, it's just offputting that every single one of them wants to frick your brains out right out the gate. it all feels very inorganic and like it was written by some weird porn-addicted theater kid or something.
>like it was written by some weird porn-addicted theater kid or something
DING DING DING
Adventurers are just hot anon, its like girls throwing themselves at rockstars
>porn-addicted theater kid
to add to this, the game is filled with things like the hobgoblin fricking the ogre where it's apparently a joke, but instead of being actually funny, it comes across as "haha I wonder what it would like haha"-funny
I hope someone makes a mod that makes everyone less horny so the romance feels more gradual and natural instead of like an orgy fanfic.
just play a better game anon, jesus. I know we're all starving for something good and there hasn't been a decent rpg made in ages, but don't resort to sucking down the slopest of goyslop because you're bored
the game is good though. I loved DivOS 1 and 2, and this as good mechanically, it just needed the horny toned down a bit, it's cringey and way too upfront.
I'm in the same bucket. I loved DivOS2 so much I did 3 playthroughs of it back to back, and picked up BG3 hoping for a bit of the same even though I always found the BG series a little immature compared to other cRPGs.
It really does hit you right on the chin with the SEX SEX SEX stuff.
i have a friend who does this, i literally read books now like i did in middle and high school because ive derived much more entertainment from those than games at this point with how awful the writing has been
Dragon Age Origins
>Morrigan teaches you about shapeshifting magic without her trying to frick you
>Leliana teaches you how to become a bard without trying to frick you
>Alistar teaches you how to become a templar without trying to frick you
>Wynne teaches you how healing magic without trying to frick you
Baldurs Gate 3
>Gale teaches you ONE magic trick in a vein attempt to entrap your character in a homoerotic scene, where he tries to frick you
degenerate game, degenerate fanbase, shilled to high heaven by youtubers and twitch streamers, normies eat it up and contribute to the further degradation of western society. many such cases
2 more weeks for societal collapse!
Good question actually: When's the last time we had a true BRO party member in these games?
Garrus?
Eder?
Ekun in Pathfinder Kingmaker
Nah he was a Black person.
Also Regill was more recent.
>Nah he was a Black person.
And? He was based. He always had your back, his humor was dry and dark, and he had the most based takes imaginable on goblins, trolls, and bandits. His takes as a spymaster were also fricking hilarious, pragmatic, and ruthless
>Regill was more recent.
True.
We can safety say this is the homosexual versión of [glass him]
more like a gay "comfort Misha" situation
I'm pretty sure the actual scene has at least two or three "Yeah I'm not into this" options.
This is like how in Mass Effect 3 Kaiden was suddenly gay out of nowhere to you.
more like gayden
>Stick your hand through a portal expecting some kind stranger to help pull you out
>Surprised when you instead get it hacked off by some psychopath on the other side
People in the future will laugh at how we idiots of the past labeled ourselves with "sexualities" as it meant anything at all, and they will continue their neuro virtual orgy in space or something
Yes you pathetic porn-addicted coomer with a sexuality defined by early age over-exposition to the internet, in the future everyone will be like you.
have a nice day.
If you say thats caused by early age exposition to the internet then everyone will be like that indeed lol
The entire game is a [glass him] situation except every single option results in your party member having sex with you.
It’s actually so fricking moronic. It diminishes the game so much it feels like a bug. I don’t really give a shit if every party member is romanceable but make it at varied times and numerous checks throughout the game. Why is everyone trying to frick me 5% of the way in? It makes every party member look like a coomer
>why is everyone gay
No idea.
>why is everyone bi
Because if their waifu or husbando of choice won't frick them, people mod it in anyway and call the devs gays.
>old enough to remember Dragon age inquisition.
BG3 is just DA:I and rates about the same amount of fricks
Some of you never turned down sex irl and it shows
they could've avoided all this by putting hearts next to the romance options like CP 2077 and Dragon Age did
honestly pretty annoying
Maybe you guys are virgins because you didnt had a clue when people were flirting you?
You think normal people expect flirting from someone they don't even consider in a romantic or sexual light?
Males cannot be friends chud!
This guy wants to eat my items. He's not that useful to me in a fight, is he worth keeping around? If I go through with his magic addiction bullshit will it pay off later? I'm this close to just replacing him with Wyll.
>This guy wants to eat my items.
Only 3 then he stops
>He's not that useful to me in a fight,
skill issue
>if I go through with his magic addiction bullshit will it pay off later?
It's his side story / companion questline, so yes
>Only 3 then he stops
ok fine I can scrounge up three measly green items. Thanks.
>come up with super elaborate backstories for all your characters
>but their actual dialog with you is trash so you don't particularly care about any of them
Fricking dragon's dogma made me more invested in it's characters even though most had frick all dialogue or were just absent from the story for most of it.
>mfw Baldur's Gate 3 is my personal GOTY and I've done nothing but enjoy it immensely since its release
Excited to get home from work and continue my adventure.
based, Just woke up gonna hop on before my conference calls
just picturing some stupid homosexual working 8-12 hours at some dead end shit job to pay for his little apartment, excited to get home and play more BG3 just makes me sad.
>I don't care about politics at all
>btw I love how every single character is a horny coomer
Theres literally nothing gay about having sex with your friend in a lonely night after a hard day of adventure
>at tavern
>barkeep asks if I’d like something to drink
>say yes
>cut to me sucking barkeep wiener
Was this necessary Larian?
wait so this is like Dragons dogma in the sense that whatever char you either last talked to or had good standing with is your romantic partner? lol like that little jester fricker
If you accidentally got there you're a moron.
did you even read the fricking thread jackass
Its crazy to watch people in absolute denial that homosexuality is widely accepted in the west. Like you lost this battle decades ago and now everyone looks you like you been living in a cave
>decades ago
Obama didn’t support gay marriage in his first election anon its barely been one decade
being tolerant of other people being gay doesn't mean I want every male character in a game making propositions of gay sex at me every two seconds and then getting pissed off at me when I turn them down.
Gay Evil Empire. (G.E.E)
>LGBTQI
>I
what's the 'I' now?
YOU
No idea.
You so gay they added you in the LGBT letters lmao
kek you got owned. but im pretty sure its intersex or some garbage
Now you gays realized the meaning of the age-old "I don't care what you do in your own bedroom for as long as..."
This shit didn't stay in the bedroom, it's in our face.
>Also why is literally EVERYBODY gay or at least bisexual.
I fricking hate that shit too. You cannot have male friendships like you could do in old Rune Factory games in Rune Factory 5, because everyone want to jump your dick. In Fire Emblem Engage, everyone is MC sexual, even the 13 years old.
If you're gonna force me to frick men at least give me a cute submissive twink
>Supposed to be one of the CRPGs of all time
>Literally no Chaotic Evil companion for us wanting to go full edgelord Dark Urge
>Only 1 Lawful evil companion (Githyanki b***h)
>2 Neutral evil the homosexual ass vampire and if you count evil route shadowheart
minthara you stupid c**t
>They literally removed the alignment system in the first place
Shit is stupid
make a full custom party with save editor until morons at larian give that feature
The only thing that pisses me off is that Karlach immediately just wanted to jump my bones
Is it too much to ask that I just wanted some nice wholesome muscle mommy handholding and stargazing for my white male halfing?
Karlach is the ONLY character where it makes sense that her romance comes on sudden. She's basically an incel as she's gone a huge portion of her life being unable to touch another person. She's a coomer.
suck my karlach
yea she was clearly written by an AGP troony.
I'll be honest, I had no clue that DnD was supposed to be this sex-focused. I thought it was just a fantasy tabletop game with wizards and goblins and shit.
it was until covid made it super popular and the combat wheelchair tiefling trannies became 99% of the playerbase
dnd was satanic from it's inception, this is simply where it is now on the road it's always been traveling
The funniest thing ever to me is all these homosexual defenders getting upset about anime.