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>I. M. Hungry
got a problem, fricko?
They made the soup nazi shop from ~~*steinfeld*~~ real?
It's how these little shops in NYC are actually run. If you're not ready when it's your turn, It's "NO [insert food here] FOR YOU!" and you start over.
Can confirm its how the pickle shop in NY functions cause the entrance is too crowded and they dont wanna put up with your indecision
This is why I hate inner city bullshit. HURRY HURRY RUSH RUSH RUSH, no how bout you kys.
He was always real, moron.
That's not a person, moron. It's the space between 2 people.
That's what the nosferatu want you to think
>That's not a person, moron.
Yes it is. The face is the shirt of the guy standing in the back, while the hat actually circles his head.
best post on the entirety of this fricking shitty website. thanks for the laugh, anon
In Seinfeld you got banned from the shop, but here you just need to have your order and money ready to go so out of consideration for all the pother people they need to help.
I went to a burger place like that in atlanta. Me and my dad were the only white people there. It was funny watching the cashier yell "wat u havvin" and sending people to the back who weren't ready, but then my dad gets to order and he is suddenly super polite using sir. I was a little disappointed because i was practicing my order and it didn't even matter. It was good though
Black people with successful businesses know who is the most important to please and even they get Black person fatigue
I've noticed something similar with Indian people. Unless they are rich they put on a submissive affect when talking with white people. British must have really buck broken them, sorta sad
It's the legacy of their own caste system, not even the British. In a white country they'll do this towards white people etc. but it's the same towards the arabs when they wind up as slave labourers in dubai or w/e. Hell the whole reason the British COULD buck break them so hard was by taking advantage of the indians' very hierarchical system and basically just placing themselves on the top.
>I went to a burger place like that in atlanta. Me and my dad were the only white people there. It was funny watching the cashier yell "wat u havvin"
That sounds like the Varsity. The cashier yelling "What'll ya have?" is a tradition they've had for decades. My grandfather would eat there all the time when he was young.
Soup Nazi was real before the Seinfield episode. They show stole the idea from a real place.
Instructions unclear, please use yellow paint
I genuinely can't fathom how anyone finds the "instruction unclear" meme still hilarious in 2024. And no, using memes ironically doesn't give them a fresh coat of paint.
get your dick out of the fan, moron
Shut the frick up, unfunny homosexual.
some humor is timeless
Reddit has called, they want their memes back.
oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, they're running out YOU!
What's the difference? You're the all time best seller.
mad?
what about the green peppers
Get the frick out of my state, pretender.
>no green peppers
hard pass ill just go to publix and get a tuna sub
Yeah I'd like a steak wit onions and provolone cheese, please
Where's your money, homosexual? BACK OF THE LINE!
That's actually not even correct, it'd be
>I'll get a provolone wit
do you not know how to read numbers? Step 1 comes before step 2, moron.
>Yeah I'd like a
You know you got a beta cuck on yo hands when he start sentences like this.
This anon's right. You should display power and self-confidence with a "Give me"
nah man, it's
>Yo boss, lemme get a
>not I shall partake
cringe and firepilled
>provolone with its weird ass flavor
Cheeze wiz for the creaminess or American, numbnuts.
>steak
>cheese whiz
It's not an actual steak. It's a philly cheesesteak
Yes thats what goes on a fricking cheesesteak its like getting mad at putting american cheese on a hamburger when thats why it exists is to melt easily
nah.
t.provolone cheesesteak CHAD
>Game is simple but effective
uhhhh yeah can I get uhhhh…
I fricking love cookout bro
reg. bbq
double up fries
cheerwine float
>cookout shake combinations
How old is this? That's insanely cheap for what you're getting, even if the portions are tiny
From the aesthetics I'd guess the 80s-90s.
A quick look tells me that the price is $7.39 now with the milkshake upgrade being an extra $1.60
>$7.39
Shit's getting crazy out there
Cookout tastes good but then it leaves an awful aftertaste in my mouth
I never trust cookout now, after the last time I ordered hushpuppies and got like 3 of them
where else am I supposed to get hushpuppies??
captain D's
>quesadilla
>1 side of quesadilla
>1 side of quesadilla
>coke cola
The cookout meal of champions
Big Double Burger
Onion Rings
Hugh Puppies
Fancy Shake
>chicken strips with a side of nugs
I'm just waiting for the day they invent a chicken beverage.
college kino
Have fun shitting your entire intestinal tract out afterward.
Your digestive system is weak
>Have night classes back in grad school
>Finish around 10-11 PM on a Thur night
>Hit up the local cookout
>Line wrapped around the fricking building
I miss it...
>double burger
>fries
>hush puppies
>Water
oh yeah
>chicken strips
>3 or sand
You might get sand when you order the chicken strips?!
Sandwich anon
post an updated menu, cuckout trays are $8+tip now
I thought the cheese type came first and then the wit or witout. I.E.
>Whiz wit
>American witout
If you have worked in any kind of convenience store or fast food stand you quickly realize how fricking stupid and npclike "real" people are.
You have to hold their hand through their own order like they're moronic.
This. I worked at a pizza place during college and some people just wander in with no idea what they want before hand and would stand at the register while they figured it out. Npcs are real.
Its always older morons too. Like you are 40 and you have to learn what a buffet is?
>Inb4 people don't understand that this is for a Philly Cheesesteak, which is a kind of sandwich, and not an actual steak, and start sperging out about the cheese options.
I can already hear the Europoors clacking away lmao
You don't get to talk shit about bagged milk when you put cheese in a spray can
>cheez-whiz
>american cheese
why the frick?
>cheez wiz
people actually pay for this pleb "food"? and this is supposed to be some kind of defining culinary treat from Philadelphia?
It's just cheese cooked with an emulsifying salt
>Friend never logs back in
We literally just had a volcano cycle less than half a year ago. Come talk to me when you get a time machine and go back in time to suffer through when the greatest TB creation ever was a limited time item that you'd be lucky to get once a year.
Yeah it came back for like 2 months in 2023 after a 15 year wait and its not coming back again probably
>there are people on Ganker who haven't had or don't even know what a fricking cheesesteak is
What the frick is wrong with you people?
nowhere in that does it state that they are selling cheese steaks
How about the entire section dedicated to cheese you stupid frick?
Americans put cheese on anything, that doesn't narrow it down at all.
It doesn't have to you dense moron. Look at the sign, look at the options, namely the goddamn cheese, look at the giant pile of rolls.
It's like walking up to a chinese stand and asking where the sushi is because it didn't specify chinese in the sign.
You are the reason why developers insist on yellow paint
Some of us don't live in a third world country, for starters.
>cheese whiz
out of the hundreds of cheeses you pick the most processed and shitty one. you deserve a medal for being such a moron
Cheese whiz is literally just a cheddar/colby cheese sauce under a different name.
no it has corn syrup and a bunch of stuff other garbage in it
its just american cheese but in pressure can form. it melts easy from the steak heat like american cheese melts easy on burgers.
The only fricking difference between it and a smelly french Mornay Bechemel is it's processed and has more salt.
That just looks like pulled pork for plebs
Well for starters it's beef. Second it's cut thin before cooking and further torn on the grill rather than after.
So pulled pork for plebs. Beef is the look at me I'm so manly meat that doesn't actually taste better than most other meats.
You might say it's the IPA of meat
they're completely different foods
how often do you get called a total fricking moron in your day to day life
Most normies are used to it being served with provolone.
I am a normie. I dream of getting a real cheesesteak someday
A Wiz cheesesteak is kind of a different beast. I like to alternate.
Chigyu tier
Cheese make my booty drip drip
That shit having the word steak in its name seems like an insult to actual steak, let alone referring to it as just "steak".
That said, it looks good enough in a "might have given you explosive diarrhea but you also kind of still don't regret it" way.
none of these types of places actually care.
its to make it feel special and authentic for out of state tourists
>pizza steak
wut
For me it's mozzarella, peppers and onions
>wit or wit out
What's a pizza steak?
I dunno but I want one.
Mozzarella with marinara sauce I would assume
>he doesn't do the cheezy whizzy manouver that let's you skip step 3 and 4 entirely
Come on. Speedrunners use it, but it ain't that hard.
I always ask for my steaks well done, I'm not a fricking vampire.
>Game balance makes no sense
>Pop-Tarts Pizza
>Pop-Tarts Burrito
>Tarty Tacos
>Chili Pop-Tarts Fries
Please tell me all these are actually just sweet and not putting meat and fries over a Pop-Tart. Because this is bachelor's leftovers tier.
>cheese steak
>no cheese
>no steak
Your smug explanations aren't doing you any favors burgers
They're made of shaved skirt steak, higher end places use ribeye. Hence steak.
You don't know what 'steak' is.
>bubble and squeak
>No bubbles
>No squeak.
>cheez whiz
It's a midwestern thing since they have no good food
>Philadelphia
>midwestern
>Game community is homophobic
>Billings Montana
>piles of greasy shit for food
par for the course honestly
kek, that's like here and Mexican food. Shit elsewhere is VILE. A friend moved to Texas and he tells us nearly every day the Mexican food is dogshit there. BBQ doesn't make up for it in his eyes.
if it doesn't come from a 'bertos it's SHIT
That looks pretty fricking good for fast food.
it's literally the only food in San Diego that isn't moron pricing now, that and In N Out
>my son do you want shitty McDonalds BigMac for 9 dollar
>or delicious egg and steak burrito with house salsa for 8-9 dollars and will make you full all day because it's like a pound
pho is still cheap as frick too though
I'm so lucky to have both a good pho and Thai place nearby
I live close to where all the Viets are. Vietnam may have been a loss to the US but after they all moved here in the 60s and 70s it was a win for my stomach because I literally cannot eat enough pho
frick ramen
THE DUALITY OF MAN
>having weak noodle korean soup
>not superior japanese strong noodle ramen, stretched over 1000 times, with rich broth
Get your tastes in check.
>pho
>Korean
homie what
also get that weak Jap shit out of here, soup made of BONES up in here homie
pho is Vietnamese, it's the soup that beat the American Empire
and their sandwiches are god tier, too
pate and meat with pickled veggies, who would've thought those tastes are so godly
Damn, used to get viet subs as a kid near the skate spot
>napalms entire towns
>Beat the Vietcong so hard they become a background force to the NVA
>Bring commies to the ceasefire table and then leave to let SV support iself
>Break ceasefire and roll over dumb SV troops
Sure, ""Beat"".
It's ok gramps, nobody's hiding under our backyard
Considering we killed them at a ratio of like 12 to 1, yeah, the only things under there are graves of brainwashed commies.
>commies took over the country
>YEAH BRO WE TOTALLY WON OUR WAR TO STOP COMMUNISM IN VIETNAM
NTA but suffering casualties to the point that continued war becomes politically unfeasible is losing by definition. Sure North Vietnam had more repression of dissent but that isn't cheating in war, if journalists could report WW1 honestly it wouldn't have lasted 4 years
Yes but you act like they beat the americans in warfare, they never did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Peace_Accords
We left on favorable terms, moron.
>lasted literally a month
>US didn't fully pull out for another two years
lmao
What's the name of the current ruling political party in Vietnam?
Next thing you're going to pretend like you've won in Afghanistan
>weak watery broth
>Weird gummy or slimy noodles
Ramen and Laiman are both better brothed and better flavor.
>weak watery broth
LOL someone has some shitty fricking pho where he lives. Pho is way more flavor packed than ramen and I lived in Moon Land for 2 years
Yes im sure the greasy oily flavor the marrow provides totally doesnt feel like crap on your tongue.
see, you didn't know shit about pho and now I know you don't know shit about Ramen either. Do you know where most kinds of ramen get their oil from? Fat, you fricking moron. Back fat is a common ingredient in ramen and is often ordered extra on side
you just don't know shit about shit
No shit sherlock, the fat from back fat tastes better in a soup and has better texture then that nasty oily marrow. Come to terms with your godawful taste, dipshit.
tonkatsu is made with pork bones you fricking brain dead weeb moron
And not every ramen is tonkatsu you zipperheaded SEABlack person.
just take your L you fricking idiot Black person
>you're SEA because your country has good food
lol post hands, brown idiot
Stay mad, Pho is a watery, shitty, lesser variant of rich and delicious ramen. Go eat your slimy fish down in that jungle shithole we call SEA.
I never specified Tonkatsu, moron.
SHOYU USES BONES TOO YOU FRICKING IDIOT WEEB
fricking tricked, what a fricking moron
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>inb4 I didn't mean tonkatsu or shoyu I meant uhhhh..uhhh.......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lol calm down, Shoyu and Tonkatsu arent the only kinds of ramen, you smallbrained monkey.
And your explanation for them not committing to an offensive until America finished pulling out in 75 issss.........?
I am guessing you don't know all ramen uses bones of some kind and how long you boil them and how you boil them changes on style, huh?
Is it watery or too rich make up your mind Black person
this backpedal LOL
anon almost all soup broth is made from animal bones
Con Pane is still decently priced for the amount of sandwich you get
>Con Pane
oh shit, my homie. Yeah, K Sandwiches and places like that are all still good. So is Mitsuwa market getting a bento or whatever.
It's just that FAST food is basically worthless now since I'm going to spend 10-14 bucks I'm going somewhere better.
well fast food was always mostly worthless, now it's expensive as frick too on top of that. Freddy's in National City is pretty good value for fast food, at least.
>ordering seafood
>in Montana
I don't blame him, all fish in the US is flash frozen to remove parasites (whereas in Japan sushi chefs are instead training to remove them by hand) so it's not unreasonable to assume they got the frozen shit in a reasonable time frame and it would taste fine
It's also pretty easy to go "it's only one state over from the coast, the span of idaho is tiny" forgetting that the width of Washington is like 240 miles.
I just googled that shit and that has to be some of the most repulsive looking food I've ever seen. And Crazy Mary looks like a straight up crack head inbred old woman. Based anon for throwing the food at her.
She looks like a typical old lady, it's not like she's missing a bunch of teeth or covered in sores. The food doesn't even look that bad.
I've lived within 30 minutes of the ocean my whole life and I might be moving more inland soon. This post scares me.
>not so subtly calling us a couple of homos
fricking lol
serves him right for being a homosexual
based crazy mary's food is so good it poisons homosexuals like holy water poisons demons
>Pizza Steak
You can't convince me americans aren't the spawn of Satan
>oh no please don't ruin my delicious dough with that pizza topping!
That's what you sound like
bro its just a sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce on it
they don’t have anything like that where you’re from?
its slang for mozzarella cheese, possibly also marinara on the cheesesteak as well
>YEAH CAN I GET UHHHHHH STEAK WIT WIT WIZ
>Game has a celebrity sponsorship
>Chicken wings, burgers, shrimp, and $6 ramen bowls
Where the frick is this?
there is almost no difference between the worlds worst and worlds best cheesesteak. name a more overrated food, I'll wait.
Honestly I'd agree with you after going to Philly and trying Pat's and Geno's but at some point during that vacation my friends and I got really drunk and some locals took us to the "best cheesesteak spot" at 2 am and that shit was incredible. I remember it was super pricey comparatively but was so fricking good it was unreal. Couldn't tell you what the place was called though.
Cheese steaks are an anomaly to me because they consist of everything I love; beef, onions, bread, cheese, but I don't know how they always turn out so fricking bland everywhere I go. It's like everyone who has ever made a Philly Cheese steak goes out of their way to pick the worst quality ingredients before they sell it. I've probably had one good Philly Cheese steak in my entire life despite naively, constantly giving it a chance. Never been to Philly but I'd bet good money that their best Philly Cheese steaks will be mildly satisfying at best.
Damn, sorry to hear that. I’ve had some bad ones but the good ones are amazing,
If you get it from a cheesesteak place, yeah. They are so popular they get made by all around sandwich shops and they tend to make them mid.
Pat's and Geno's are tourist traps, there are better cheesesteak joints in the city
GAMES ARE GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE
>236 tip
The frick
A fool and his money.
humiliation ritual
and they paid to undergo it, in Los Angeles of course
>the classy energy drink at my classy restaurant costs a classy 11 quid
>mandatory 15% tip
Uhh wtf bongbros, I thought only americans tipped?
Im so fricking glad NY is trying to get rid of tips from food service maybe the rest of the US will wake up to it finally. Either you get guilt tripped at a bakery cause a guy cut a bagel for you or you get guilt tripped ordering pizza hut.
>guilt tripped ordering pizza hut.
I don't even think you have an option NOT to tip if you order online. The delivery fee, service fee and mandatory tip usually costs nearly as much as the pizza.
Jesus christ. So this is why Pizza Hut has been closing shops left and right in my area
Piizer Hut uses Doordash and they're always some Somali or roach that doesn't speak English and they get lost so I refuse to use them
A Wendy's opened up near me in Bongland and I found the Baconator to be way too dry.
they fricked it up then. Wendy's is supposed to be juicy and it used to be the top among the fast food joints here, but now it's too expensive so I just go to In N Out.
I always liked the food but in multiple states, cities and stores and over dozens of trips there I got what I actually had ordered only a handful of times. It was just like a fast food lootbox I guess, before lootboxes existed.
Wendy’s sucks, don’t buy the hype. The best thing they have are the frostys and you can do better elsewhere for a light softserve.
You can be a bit of a prick and ask them to freshly make the patties. They let them sit on the grill and let them get pretty dry otherwise. Also no skimping on the mayo.
I've never been to British Wendy's but there's no way they leave them on the griddle. within 10 minutes they would be incredibly burned
Just ask for fresh patties. They take like 4 minutes to cook and put on a burger bun.
Wendy's sucks since they changed how they make their fries, it's fricking tragic
pizza hut has been in the shitter long before then. they cut every cost imaginable, ruined their signature pan style pizza and don't even fresh dough anymore. all of the ingredients are frozen and shipped directly to the pizza hut from who the frick knows where to be assembled and heated. pizza already had such ridiculous prophet margins yet they still resorted to this shit. it's baffling
Delivery services at least in NY now got rid of tipping and theyre all shidding and farding having to pay the drivers a livable wage now.
I order fast food once or twice a week now because of it ontop of any coupons.
the annoying thing is that it's still cheaper than buying in person since they won't do any of the online deals, so instead of $30 for 2 large pizza's and a half order of breadsticks +$20 in fees for delivery that'll cost $60~ and you have to pick it up yourself.
If you're already paying a delivery fee what is the tip even for?
I die a bit inside every time I go to a restaurant and they use those tablets because I fricking know there's going to be a tip option on it. Even if it's carryout.
>I thought only americans tipped?
here's something that will blow your mind: a Hispanic told me they charge them for table service (covers tableware, bread, tablecloth use, etc.) that goes to the restaurant, and expect a tip of ~10% on top of that
They do, euro places put out a basket of bread and charge you if you take any, it's not complementary like it is here in the states. They also charge for water.
Mandatory tip is a london thing, because the rent in london is asinine, especially for businesses.
Theres a vid of some guy showcasing all the traditionalist high street being shut down.
Everywhere else tip is more british guilt manners of "just take my 20p as thanks i beg you pls leave."
at least the turkish tea was free
Coca Cola 18 GBP
Red Bull 44 GBP
Good boy points?
Pound sterling. I don't know how to type the stupid L symbol nor do I care to learn it
you mean this £?
is it not standard on keyboards where you live?
Why would it be? Think about how often the average non-brit would ever have to use the pound sign.
Does your keyboard have a dollar sign?
Because if so lmao your country is cucked
Yes, our keyboards in the UK have pound and dollar signs
Damn straight it does britcuck
Not on my keyboard. (North American logitech G513)
>11 dollarydoos for a Red Bull
it is 11 pounds, so 14 dollars.
Is Salt Bae the Hideo Kojima of restaurants?
No because he's failing miserably while Kojimbo games are a massive success.
Maybe Todd Howard, then?
Todd is actually likeable.
Saltgay is a posturing twat
>9 good boy points for a coke
I could get an entire 12 pack for that much
Why did they pay for the entire table? No way one couple is downing 2 red bulls plus coffee and all that food in one go. And if you need to buy gold plated food to impress your girl she ain't worth it
it's a group of six judging by the tea
>tipping
I don't think I will.
>gave up to peer pressure and paid anyway
I Hope on day i canafford a 20 Dollar Coca vola
DEATH TO PAT'S
DEATH TO CHEEZ WIZ
DEATH TO THE EAGLES
AND ALLAH WILLING DEATH TO PHILADELPHIA
Geno's is alright.
>no milk steak
Those are easy and reasonable. I'm guessing they have moronic clientele
Ramen > Pho
if it's noodles in soup, I will frick it up, regardless of which breed of chingchong made it
With your logic you can water down spaghetti sauce and as long as it's served hot you'll eat it.
if you put some form of noodles in tomato soup, I will frick it up
watered down marinara is not a soup
Chicken Tom Yum son
Half of Japanese food is just onions flavored and it sucks (no I'm not afraid it will give me moobs)
that being said some Jap food is god tier even if I don't want it every day. Sukiyaki for one
I like both, but consider this
I can almost taste it just looking at the spicy oil
Genuinely feel bad for Euros that have never had a nice Philly Cheesesteak.
The whiz is exclusively good on philly cheese. Perfect match.
Fast food? No thanks. I'll just cook up one of these with some pork.
Alright bros what we crackin open?
Why did the shaped macaroni taste better than the elbow macaroni?
more surface area for cheese delivery
Oh nah B, that's my display case
>live in bumfrick nowhere
>2 pizza places, 1 mcdonalds and 1 craft brewery are the only food spots in town
>have to drive 20 mins to get half decent mexican food
>have to drive 40 mins to get (awful) chinese food
>nobody door dashes
>nobody ubers
It fricking sucks so hard, but the good thing is that it made me learn to cook for myself even though the little grocery store here doesn't have great ingredients. Oh well, at least the population is 97% white, so there's that.
>IS THAT
>DELICIOUS MARINARA AND PROVOLONE ON A SANDWICH
>AHHHH SAVE ME MARGRET THATCHER
Is eating a meatball sandwich without having it fall apart in your hand possible?
If you're making one at home the secret is the cut the meatballs in half and lay them down flat.
Phillies are fricking kino
Gonna grab me one right now
Americans are insufferable.
I'll take a steak wit onions and..... oh god what is going on in step 2.
Cheeseburger plate
mustard, onions and meat hot
Mac salad, home fries
Ok, but the Korean, Japanese, Hawaiian, Peruvian, Chinese, and Amsterdam ones unironically look good.
eugay here.
is cheesesteak that good?
it's a minced meat sandwich
It's pretty good yeah, but you guys probably have gyros and shawarma, right? They're kind of like that
A good one is. When you get it with american or whiz, and the salty gooey fake cheese is mixed in every nook and cranny of the steak...oh man.
People just melting real cheese on top of a steak sandwich just dont get it. Provolone? Get the frick outta here
It's a hot meat sandwich where the savory nature of the meat is paired with a cheese that easily melts. It's fricking God-tier.
>You will never go to the waffle house with bourdain
Bourdain is a pompous homosexual and I'm glad he's burning in hell.
This is pretentious as hell. No wonder his girlfriend cheated on him with a kid, imagine listening to this sort of drivel from this "man." Made the right choice killing himself.
His favorite burger was In N Out not anything gourmet or expensive
hes taking the piss out of waffle house being drunkard food
>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do."
>Bourdain, September 2012: "I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."
>Fieri, October 2012: “Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfricker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”
>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>the guy who killed himself was a bitter jealous cuck
figures
Based Fieri holy shit. This along with the video of him beating up his hairdresser makes me respect the hell out of him.
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
FRICKING DESTROYED
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
>game has accessibility options for the autistic (and we're very appreciative)
You have to speak up, smile and say your order without stuttering as well.
>steak gays (fetishists) somehow think a barely cooked medium-rare steak with only salt and pepper is better than OP's pic related
>steak, cheese-wiz, onion, toasted bread
yum
>medium rare
>barely cooked
>STEP 3
based. Frick morons fumbling through all the shit they carry in their little man purse for ten minutes right when they're supposed to be paying.
Boomers are even worse and try to strike a conversation with the cashier when they should frick off and leave so the next client can order. Hate them.
Americans and goyslop, name a more iconic duo.
Your ass and anal seepage
>just got over food poisoning, literally puked and shittted and farted for three days straight, couldn't keep anything down except water and that was 50/50
>felt better this morning, made a huge breakfast of sausage, eggs, iced coffee and toast
>lunch had a grilled turkey sandwich, some peppers and hand cut air fryer fries
>made fettucini and chicken with a side of garlic toast for dinner like an hour ago
>see this thread
>hungry again
My body is freaking the frick out.
Just try drinking more water.
more like
>game expects you to know the meta before you even begin playing
I hope that place has gone broke
>Game has too many DLCs
Just reads like someone died
>WARNING YOU WILL DIE IN THE CORN MAZE AND IT'S NOT OUR FAULT
Love my state except for the israelites and Philadelphia
surely this sign that says "no refunds" on it 7 times suggests a good deal with no false advertising
I'm so hungry
This was some poke is delicious,real Pacific Island stuff
on the West coast we have a lot of island food and it's good, but not as good as when I went there. Loco mocos don't hit quite the same here but still good
>japslop
Get the frick outta here Black person, this thread is for real delicious food and not fish slapped on rice and shit.
moron
i am from philly and saying "wit" or "wit-out" is for corny homosexuals who like to roleplay as tough nut "italian"-american
Guys i have a date and hes really cute and i dont know what to say to him
Americans respond well to this kind of marketing because we have to deal with American morons more than anywhere else in the world.
The bottom 20% of Americans are absolutely moronic, don’t know how to drive, don’t know how to order, don’t know how to be normal.
So when a restaurant does this tough guy schtick, you don’t feel talked down to, you feel like you’re in a place that’ll bully morons instead of catering to them. Doesn’t feel snooty, just feels sane.
Just don't say that about your migrants or you might end up in jail
>gatekeeping restaurants
The most entertaining form of gatekeeping to witness
>steak with cheese
What the frick?
It’s a type of sandwich called a Philly Cheesesteak.
for me, it's Mikes Way
>Danny Devito doing commercials for jersey mikes now
they could pay me 2 sandos per commercial and I'd do 'em. That's like 1000 dollars!
>game made you pay for mods
>huh? some ad for twinkies? let's take a look...
I want to go back.
>includes a video of me making the twinkies
is that a video of the ENTIRE process
>$20
How much is a regular box of twinkies? Just curious how much she's making out of this
>14 customer reviews
it's fake, right?
>wouldn't it be funny if we said wit instead of with lol
>wait you have to say it! It'll be funny say it! Say it or I'll call the cops, I'm not joking
why do normies have to run jokes into the ground. It's like that reddit board where you HAVE TO title all your threads "rule 1" or whatever or they'll delete the post you HAVE TO conform to our humor.
Going to burgerland for the first time in May. I will hit Austin first and who knows where i go from there. What is a must-try lardass food i must try?
>Texas
Find a respected local BBQ joint. You’ll be in the most liberal part of Texas but they should still have good BBQ out there.
what do i go for? my idea of bbqs is some nice grilled sausages and pork neck steaks
Texas- Beef Brisket
Tennessee- Pork Ribs
Carolinas- Pulled Pork Sandwich
You get what the area is known for and then pick a couple of sides from among a host or delicious and confounding options.
Brisket and Pulled Pork tends to be the best. A lot of places do buffet style so you can try a bit of everything going on.
I had this the other day, basically a Cali where the fries are replaced with hot cheetoes. It was shockingly good, and I don't like hot cheetoes. Not because they're hot (they're not), it's just a flavor thing.
>replacing the fries
I refuse
it's not something you'd do all the time but it was a fun change of pace
Fries tend to get soggy pretty fast compared to cheetos
>classic game's basic version puts modern ones to shame
pat's is for tourists to be fleeced and whiz is utterly disgusting
>game features recipe crafting
IF YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH
AND YOU GO TO A POPEYE'S OR KFC OR CHURCH'S, AND THERE IS NOT A homie BEHIND THE COUNTER
DO NOT BUY THE FRIED CHICKEN
>just wait an hour so they get your order wrong anyway bro
>just wait an hour
The homies in my area are quick and efficient.
>Popeye's near me suddenly replaced its entire staff with Indians
I would turn around and walk out and I willingly go to indian restaurants run by indians.
I've basically avoided it entirely since then and gone to Chickfila or Five Guys instead
Sucks I can't get a decent drumstick anymore but I've sworn off KFC since they got rid of potato wedges (I don't care what anyone says their fries are an abomination)
I've had better fried chicken in Japan
DBD in a nutshell with survivors and their gay imaginary rules.
>live in Oregon
>no cheesesteak places near me
>start making them from scratch including the rolls since I was unimpressed by the store brand hoagie rolls
>family calls me one of the main chefs now
It's pretty fricking good. White american cheese is the best on them by the way. I can appreciate people wanting provelone but it just overpowers the steak too much.
Modern problems need modern solutions
>that'll be $80
>NPC can go agro in shops
There's a Planet of the Apes game?
I buy lunchables when theyre on sale and im NOT afraid to say it
>moved from a very Italian part of Pennsylvania to Orlando
>more food options than I could ever need here but no decent pizza or cheesesteaks
it pains me
Pub subs tho
Got Shake Shack for the first time today, preddy good.
I went to shake shack for the first time recently too and that shit ran me like 20 fricking bucks.
Yeah I don't bother with fries or (ironically) the shakes, but the burgs are good. Most fast food is too expensive these days, maybe a once a month or every-other-month thing for me.
Remember when the last thing grant imahara ever did was mcdonalds videos
There's nothing more sad than someone thinking they can wiener, when they actually can't.
And I'm speaking as someone who can't wiener anything other than pasta.
I'll have you know I'm really good at wiener.
wienering is hard, yes, but also very satisfying once it's all done.
i don't understand step two. somebody help
Euros don’t have cheesesteaks?
>people freaking out about cheez whiz
This reminds me of all the arguments between Americans and Europeans about American cheese back in the day. It was the food equivalent of the Knight vs Samurai flame wars.