>game design by Ganker
>programming by Ganker
>writing by Ganker
>soundtrack by Ganker
>UI by Ganker
>concept art by /ic/
>models by /3/
>animations by Ganker
Why wouldn't it work?
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>>game design by Ganker
Ganker has shit opinions about games. This is a terrible idea.
>game design by /tg/
>programming by /lgbt/
>writing by [s4s]
>soundtrack by /x/
>UI by /wg/
>concept art by /cgl/
>models by /vt/
>animations by /f/
Why wouldn't it work?
That’s not such a bad idea
Why would the board filled with literal gays be the best choice to do code for a hypothetical videogame? What don't I know?
Trannies are pretty good at coding
poke your head into a comp sci lecture some day
>literal gays
There are no actual gaygays left on /tttt/, it's all anime-addicted transbians wearing programming socks
>What don't I know?
Programming socks
what other board is there? Ganker would only agree if the entire thing is written in unportable linux style C. Then decide to rewrite in Rust 75% of the way in.
It would work, honestly, but 90% of Ganker would shun the finished product.
Sounds like the modern indie game
What would you order?
Black persononi
similarly to Ganker, /tg/ doesn't play games (video nor traditional)
>>game design by Ganker
It would be some shitty Kingdom Hearts game
If we take modern Ganker it would probably be some gacha that plays itself
It would be League of Legends auto chess with waifus and memes.
It would be the most schizophrenic game
>concept art by /ic/
Anytime an artist on /ic/ gets good, they leave for twitter so they can earn patreon money
No artist wants themselves tied to Ganker, so you’ll only get the begs
Also
>animations by Ganker
lol
QA by Ganker would be hilarious
You've chosen the worst boards for respective options. maybe not Ganker /ic/ or /3/, no idea about those Congratulations.
>cutscenes directed by Ganker
>marketing by Ganker
>diversity consultation by /misc/
If everyone on /misc/ replaced the employees of SBI, would narratives in games be better or worse
Better, unironically
Better. They would all end up being like Borat with a focus on funny racial stereotypes, ebonics and shit. Certainly better than playing a deaf black girl vandalising the streets in a Spiderman game.
Only marginally better. It'd lose the more cancerous parts of it but it'd still end up being soulless uninspired slop that'd grow old after 3 games. Thus is the nature of left/right extremist brain rot.
>SBI
State Bank of India?
already happening
>nothing but blonde germanic supermen and petite asian women
Better.
Probably better because those people still have a sense of humor.
probably better overall but im so sick of listening to schizo israelite shit that for me personally it would be worse
>marketing by Ganker
Would be funny just to see the threads if it only sells 5 copies
directed by Ganker
>it's all a variation of the airplane scene
>models
Found your problem right here.
Because you wouldnt get the best but the loudest and most autistic.
by Ganker
you don't want this
by Ganker
by Ganker
>game design is by saucy
>programming is by Swaglord
>soundtrack is by Imbred
>programming by Ganker
More like logo design by Ganker.
>game design by /h/
sauce me up senpai
Endou okito
>Risky bap sex
>First baginal creampie
>/h/
Not ntr
I see you haven't been there in a while,
because you decided the concept art is by /ic/ and not /i/
>game design by Ganker
The game would end up being a walking simulator with a giant open world full of fetch quests with online multiplayer features focused on crafting
all npcs are naked anime girls with breasts bigger than their body.
by Ganker
Boy i love 3/4 angled posed beanmouth creatures
Give me Ralph Bakshi or frick off
the programming might work but everything else would be complete shit or just not exist at all
Is here a hobby / indie / game dev present?
by Ganker
/trash/ would do a better job
>Game design by /vrpg/
>Programming by /lgbt/
>Writing by Ganker
>Soundtrack by Ganker
>UI by Ganker
>Concept art by Ganker
>models by /3/
>animations by /gif/
>marketing by /misc/
by Ganker
by Ganker
>game design by Ganker
>soundtrack by Ganker
>PROGRAMMING BY Ganker
>Some virgin deletes the entire engine from GitHub and replaced it with Gentoo
Programming by Ganker is unironically a good idea.
I would rather chop my own dick off than play whatever unholy goyslop would result from this
>character design by Ganker
>programming by /lgbt/
>soundtrack by Ganker
>story by Ganker
>game design by /vr/
>art by /m/
why wouldn't this work?
actually kino
by Ganker
are you trying to make the soundtrack horrible?
No hobby dev here?
I guess I qualify. What about it?
make a game about anime girls wearing pepe the frog t-shirts using obscure firearms to kill black people in an LGBT-controlled dystopian america
>writing by Ganker
>soundtrack by Ganker
You haven’t spent much time on either have you? One just consooms and the other has shit tastes.
Don't they both just consoom?
wrong. Ganker doesn't even read. They just argue about philosophy that they have surface level knowledge of at best.
t. doesn’t browse the write what’s on your mind threads on Ganker
>Ganker is LITERALLY FACEBOOK
Wow.
>soundtrack by Ganker
Open world survival roguelike souls-like metroidvania style boomer shooter lowpoly game with lots of panty shots
>game design by /jp/
>programming by /mlp/
>writing by /d/
>concept art by /m/
>models by /po/
>animations by /h/
Why wouldn't it work?
Because Ganker is shit at music
>the opening statement is "a fool and his money are easily parted", like the original Ganker ultra cancerous game concept
>Ganker doesn't play games
>Ganker doesn't write code
>Ganker doesn't write
>Ganker doesn't make music
>Ganker exists?
>/ic/ sucks
>/3/ can't model a cube to save their life
>Ganker doesn't animate
Apart from each and every one of those points being awful, anons suck at cooperation
>soundtrack by Ganker
I'd rather
>soundtrack by Ganker
and never make that suggestion ever again okthx
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT!
>31 KB
>31 KB GIF
> >game design by Ganker
Its over
>game design by Ganker
Congratulations on your porn vn.
>programming by Ganker
Two guys explain how to code the whole game while everyone else smugly parrots back what they are saying. No actual code is ever written.
>writing by Ganker
I'll take /x/ over that
>writing is just incoherent schizobabble that constantly contradicts itself
sounds kinda based ngl
>storyline by /misc/
>game design by /x/
>programming by Ganker
>writing by /LULZ/
>soundtrack by /wsg/
>UI by /vg/
>concept art by /i/
>models by /c/
>animations by Ganker
Why wouldn't it work?
>soundtrack by /wsg/
HARD TIMES MAKES YOU WONDER WHY YOU EVEN T- VI SITTER HÄR I VENTEN
>game design by /x/
>programming by Ganker
>writing by /LULZ/
How my biblically accurate angel and summoned succubus defeated the scientifically hypotethetical mental illnesses and loneliness, with a spark of autism.
It just needs
>narration by Ganker
For full immersion.
Lets say hypothetically that the stars had aligned and the boards all agreed under one umbrella to work on a game that'll represent Ganker.
Now tell, what type of fricking game would it be? Its hard to have anons work together let alone agree with each other.
anime girls wearing pepe the frog t shirts gunning down, with obscure weapons, black men
A Mugenlike strategy RPG
It'll be one of those "frick around in town doing bullshit detective work games" like deadly premonition, or shenmue, or no more heroes, or persona 3. It would have townspeople that can be screenshotted saying things out of context like: "I really like my job where I work at" but it's a black man.
>Ganker game is just earthbound
makes you think
>Why wouldn’t it work?
me on the right
>game design by /LULZ/
>programming by /misc/
>writing by /lgbt/
>UI by /b/
>concept art by /gif/
>models by /aco/
>animations by /d/
Which is the worst possible combination of roles and boards?
That already exists its called Depression quest
Ironically some of the jidf and some glowBlack folk and some anons on /misc/ are better at programming than most Ganker and Ganker and other boards that might seem obvious on paper.
At least /misc/ has a good track record with the Doom wads.
>>game design by Ganker
It either would be complete shit (because anons would fight each other) or just a clone of Elden Ring
by Ganker
The game would run only on shitty linux distro
>game design by Ganker
It would be a bunch of moronic Black person gacha jarpig shit that constantly references memes and has nonsensical stats and generally just be a clusterfrick of a mess, gameplay wise.
>programming by Ganker
It would be buggy as shit and functional, at best. There might be a few "LE HECKIN WACKY" attempts at being impressive with some niche automated system for stat tracking and AI-design, and the rest would be fricking dog shit.
>writing by Ganker
90% of it would be pretentious 19th century regurgitated nonsense, or attempts at emulating the style of David Foster Wallace, and failing miserably.
>soundtrack by Ganker
Might actually be somewhat alright.
>UI by Ganker
When have they ever done anything, ever, that was semi-decent?
>concept art by /ic/
See above.
>models by /3/
See above.
>animations by Ganker
Might be mediocre at best.
>Why wouldn't it work?
The collective IQ of this site since the Russians arrived 2013-16 and the third world and jeets 2016-2020 has been double digits. Any game made would be designated shitting street the flash game with microtransactions and CCP spyware and big pictures of Putin smiling in the menus Here's the music
Frick off cris
by Ganker
they would never be able to decide what to code it in or what engine to use
I think Ganker is better at programming than Ganker
>Ganker
>I'll design the logo!
Because most of those boards would make it in tranime style, it'd be slop.
Because most of those boards would make it in aryanime style, it'd be gemmy.
wow 8 guys with strong opinions but no skills to back it up, this will go well
/v/'s contribution would be a schizophrenic mess full of off-topic b***hing about trannies/liberals/normies.
It wouldn't work because
>game design by Ganker
>writing by Ganker
>soundtrack by Ganker
>animations by Ganker
Ok enough hypothetical talks and lets start this thing. Start linking this thread to other boards to get them all together, and start with the most important thing: The name.
gotta decide the genre first, then pick an appropriate name.
No, the order should awlays be
>Name
>Logo
>Genre (optional)
>Game (optional)