>game dev writes a "latin" game character
"AY DIOS MIO DEES FOOD IS DELICIOSO CABRON JUST LIKE MY MAMMACITA USE TO MAKE BACK WHEN I RAN WITH LA LOCO MUCHACHOS ROJA C'MON ESE YOU HAVE TO TASTE DIS CARNE DEL BURRO"
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>game dev writes a "latin" game character
Ok and? You racist
P*lish people cannot write any characters outside of drunken peasants and assholish mercenaries
why do poles make you turdie golems and snow monkeys seethe so hard? Jealous seeing someone show that there are better ways then self pitying yourself in your own shitpile?
We are the ones called the butthole belt
No, poles are just insecure arrogant parasitic turdies larping as europeans, they're known for their incompetence, their empty bravado and their institutionalized alcoholism. They're basically russians, only even more mongrelized.
>They're basically russians, only even more mongrelized.
what a fricking cope lmao
Is CDPR even polish anymore?
it's now an american studio
no, It's 100% American now
dat 1000 yard ESG stare
Sounds American alright.
That sounds like generic Mexican character in American movies.
Like Russian characters speaking everything in English, except for Дa, Heт, хopoшo, which are the most basic words.
>write what you know
That sounds pretty latino to me.
At least is isn't a taco made slightly different 500 times over with a new name every time.
hello fellow Jim Gaffigan fan circa 1996
That is literally all food everywhere
>Italians have 10000 different names for differently shaped noodles + sauce
>Chinese have 10000 different names for differently shaped noodles + sauce
>Mexicans have 10000 different names for tortilla + meat
>Greeks have 10000 different names for bread + meat
>British have 10000 different names for garbage
have 10000 different names for garbage
seething American hands wrote this post
No one, I repeat, no one outside of the British Isles thinks Britain has good cuisine. WASPs are literally the reason the stereotype wypeepo can't cook dey food exists. It is either deep fried trash or peas + beans.
>British Isles
thats how i talk and im a spic
Spanglish makes my ears bleed.
i agree
Estoy de acuerdo
sounds fine to me, all characters should have funny accents
>In the year 2077 you will understand the meaning of beep
IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTY SEVEN WE HAVE RED EYES AND WE STOMP LIKE DINOS
I miss this homosexual like you wouldn't believe
why do we call brown people from central and south america latin? i feel like they're jumping the queue figuratively speaking
Xey prefer latinx, you bigot chuds.
I mentally pronounce it as latinks
I know it should be latin-ex, but latinks is way more funny
Please never use this term again. Just call me a Hispanic PLEASE I BEG YOU
ok spix
i came up with this, dont steal it! fricking chinx
i dont take orders from goox
Yes, and?
Bait but I'll bite.
Because they speak Spanish and Portuguese.
Yes, not Latin.
Bait or moronic. Not a good look.
but isnt that sort of thin justification? they didnt originate those languages and its not like north america is referred to as english america
Portuguese and Spanish are basically Latin spoken wrong up to the point where it became a language of its own.
And there's the term Anglo-America referring to the part of America where the English language is dominant.
Because we needed a word to describe their bastard mongrel race.
Hes right, it makes zero sense.
It was only ever conceived to be a way to say not-anglo in one word
Because they speak a language with a latin root. Spanish has latin root, prtuguese has latin root, and french has latin roots too.
You don't call them latinos for the color of their skin, Anon. Latino is not even a color.
I look like that and talk like that
Good representation
I literally talk like that
Don't worry Jackie, I'll take care of Misty for you
> "Aye Chica, I am so sleepy after we raided that gigante mega corporation. Let's drink some Corrona and watch football before la language gets cold."
for me? it's beans & rice.
Frick you, Jackie was based as frick and got killed off way too early.
He's really based in the Corpo origin vignette. Shame that it still plays the same and takes your fricking $45,000 REEEEEEEEEEE
That's literally how every mexican I've met talks
For some reason other latinos don't talk like that, just mexicans
Why aren't more people pointing this out, it's basically just Mexicans that talk like that. And other Hispanics find it extremely annoying, because the only thing worse than a Mexican is a Venezuelan
I've never met one. How are Venezuelans worse than Mexicans?
Pochos are the most tryhard americans you will ever find.
You can even find them in trump rallies screaming that inmigrants should leave their country alone. And I'm not talking about illegal inmigrants only.
every Hispanic I've ever met talks like that
Streetkid V should canonically be a Hispanic, Corpo V should be white, Nomad V should be a white redneck.
Wrong.
Streetkid V is a blond-haired, blue-surfer whose ancestors were among the first Anglos to settle SLO County in the late 19th Century. This is canon.
Besides that and knowing he dies thanks to e3 i dont give a shit of jackie he was too dumb to not chrome enough
could have made it work by having you do at least 12 hours of actual gameplay with jackie and not just making it a minute long montage
And I fricking love it, stereotypes will never go out of fashion.
Question for all ESLs: When (if at all) do you insert your native tongue when speaking English?
I usually do it with swears if they're not directed at anyone (ah, shit).
Swear words only because I am fluent as I taught myself english as a child to play adventure quest world better
Almost never unless I accidentally anglicize a native word. Or there is a word I think is a globalism but it isn't present in English.
What happens more often than not is that girls born post-1995 will speak 50% English, 50% native.
As in, they will say one sentence in native, and then the next will be pure english.
The english sentences are "emphasis sentences" if that makes sense.
In native they would say,
>I went to a concern yesterday,
and then in English
>IT WAS SO CRAZY
stuff like that.
Dutch or Swede spotted
Not even the right timezone, but it's good(?) to know it is a common problem
Flip? My only other guess would be Singaporean but I feel like they tend to use Singlish rather than pure language switch
Almost never but sometimes in swearing at myself it happens. I never insert words from my languages otherwise, but I do sometimes translate concepts literally or use false cognates.
I would never do that
It's moronic and everone who does it is moronic
I am Polish
What happens more often is English buzzwords being inserted into day-to-day language in general. It has been a lingua franca for a while but only recently it's more common. I guess widespread Internet access and with that easier access to media and games even if the ESL is a complete ignorant and can't speak/read shit.
Also a lot of businesspeople with poor native vocabulary helped import English buzzwords. The american english variant is more common nowadays, obviously.
i never really had any chance to speak english to anyone irl
Never, you completely switch your thought patterns into english.
Technically, everyone here is speaking Filipino by default but their vocab is so weak that they fill the gaps with English. And if you asked them to speak in English, it'd be the same thing in reverse. I've always thought it was stupid but it seems a fair amount of countries are struggling with it now too, though I have a feeling we have the worst of it.
I speak a mixture of my language and english with two or three people
it evolved in such a way sentences have the lowest amount of syllables possible
Only when the words are similar, but in that case it's more about misspeaking than actually wanting to use it, or when spelling individual letters since english is moronic in this regard.
did they ever put that 'certain words are their original language unless you get a language chip to understand it' thing the answer is no btw, the game will just translate words randomly too
>chip in your head that turns everything into English, the worse shitslop excuse for a "language" there is
God have mercy.
What do you expect from Poland? They have no contact with Latin America lol. They rely on stereotypes.
homie that's how all X-American people talk. Everyone who thinks differently is simply coping.
Best illustrated by the Polish guy here: https://youtu.be/Qpgp4DgnIug?si=aa8_-OZhQ0xkgToU
>game contains a latino character
>literally always a gang member
>no like literally name a single one that isn't
they're also devout catholics
Have you ever been to Mexico? Or hell even a Mexican grocery store?
mexico is less of a country and more of a cartel warzone
so you haven't
>talk to the guy in the rafters
>also a former gangbanger now finding spiritualism while practicing some sickass calisthenics with sensory deprivation
The closest thing I can recall to a Latino character that isn't gang affiliated would be Paz from MGS:PW. I'd say Chico, but terrorists/rebels are just criminals with a manifesto.
You people wouldn't believe how many cartel members in South America have swastika tattoos and are crazy catholics. Recently they've been converting more and more to neopentecostal evangelism, the most moronic branch of Protestantism I've ever seen.
IT'S A GIANT TACO
stereotypes are real
Talks exactly like people I know. I think you need to leave your living room every now and then.
puto
>I think you need to leave your living room every now and then.
If that means running into people who talk like that then FRICK NO, are you insane?
They are generally nice people. Sure there are gang members but that's like any other culture. And yeah maybe you will get lured to some seedy hotel and wake up in a bathtub without a kidney or something but that's life.
RIP Jack. Panam and I named our first son after you
>Mexicans actually exist
makes me laugh every time
actually exist
Who's to blame for this.
spain i would assume
The Spanish and the Aztecs
aztecs for being weak
spain for being too strong
we are the rape babies of Spain, not that there wasnt any rape before Spain arrived though, Mexican history is about rape.
tell me you are white without telling me you are white
latinos love this shit
latinos are happy with borderline any mention or shoutout or reference
When will the latinos tell the gringos to stop calling them latinx
Right now.
Doesn't Japan do the same with black characters?
Cyberpunk saved Asian masculinity by creating an actual manly Asian character that women desire (Takemura) and created a likeable latinx character (David Martinez)
Wait a minute, were you supposed to like Davido-kun?
ever since I played Disco Elysium and saw the two old men playing pétanque, I think I now understand what latin americans might feel like when they are represented by foreign developers, with characters that use their native tongue to either ponctuate their sentences or swear when they're really upset
They do be like that
they really talk like that though
itt: mexicans who consider themselves white and justify white slavery and eugenics
That actually does sound exactly like a line from the game lmao
sex with latinas
ayy papi
Imagine the rancid smell
What's up with prostitutes getting what looks like arab letter tattoos lately? Is this the new "my tattoo guy told me this means strength in Japanese" meme?
It's just the different stuff nowadays, at least where I live. Maybe in white countries people are really craving the mohammed colonization, but here everyone hates them with a passion for the time being.
Not related but I remember simping hard for a b***h but the time I saw she had a tattoo in her wrist written Wanderlust with an infinite symbol under it, I couldn't even get hard with her even if thinking really hard.
Tattoos in general suck ass and are done by dumb normies.
Cuz that's how they talk, eighter that or le angry woman, nothing in between
Stereotypes exists for a reason Paco.
Don't worry, there's Takemura "Oooouuu sushi bushido codu of honoru, I kant drinku wateru" too
Brazil is not latin america.
>American continent
>latin colonialisation
???
Nuh uh
you speak a latin offshoot so yes you are
they'll do all this shit, and then
>says "pizza" instead of peaksa
Yes, and its based. The more sterotyped hispanics get the funnier it is.
t. Mexican
It took Poolacks to create a likeable Latin character or a likeable Asian character.
Americans could never even hope do this.
One of the many reasons forza horizon 5 is fricking shit. They are woke devs trying to be "inclusive" but end up creating racist caricatures.
>want Hispanics to be as bland as blacks gave become.
You are the problem. Best thing about cyberpunk and others is racial stereotypes.
Yes
This is basically all of Far Cry 6
I was just so tired at the end
It's grating
I cannot be called racist cause I am ESL myself
Romance languages are the best languages. Suck it, chuds.
French, Portuguese, Spanish are the best languages.
English gets a pass since 3/4s of its vocabulary came from French and Latin, too.
Germanic languages sound like angry gurgling all the time, suck it.
Ayy mamacitaaa
me trabajo en un warehouso y y quiero meurte meselfo
AY DIOS MIO DEES FOOD IS DELICIOSO CABRON JUST LIKE MY MAMMACITA USE TO MAKE BACK WHEN I RAN WITH LA LOCO MUCHACHOS ROJA C'MON ESE YOU HAVE TO TASTE DIS CARNE DEL BURRO
AY PAPITO TACO TACO BURRITO
VAMOS A LA PLAYA
Cyberpunk was mildly annoying
pic related however is a complete cringe fiesta for any spanish speaker on the planet
>AYYYYY EL COCHE DE PAPA FERNANDO.
SHUT THE FRICK UP
i hate Californians so much its unreal
>latinos
>mexicans
QUIT IT WITH YOUR SEMANTIC
THEY'RE THE SAME
Bro its not just ((Latin)) characters, its literally any other nationality/ethnicity in Engl*sh speaking media. You're not special.
Don’t call your mom “mamacita” lol. Unless you’re actually fricking her.
>Hispanics
But spain doesn't give a frick because spaniards aren't a race of women like SA's.
South americans are not hispanic. They're barely latin with how much they've butchered the language
>South americans are not hispanic
what the frick are we then?
Native american mutts.
You used to go HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA like a real people but then spaniards culturally and ethnically destroyed you.
Honestly I think your entire race should perform mass suicide.
>Native american mutts.
kinda... depends where in latin america
>You used to go HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
those are North American natives
>spaniards culturally and ethnically destroyed you.
you mean improved?
>you mean improved?
nta, but improving a Pre-Columbian culture was not very hard, you just had to get them out of the mud
but the moronic spaniards instead of segregation or eradication, they mix themselves with the natives, and thanks to that, south america is a mixture of the worst of both races
the only good thing is, we still live in a bubble where woke culture isn't as accepted as in the US, Canada and Europe. But I don't think it'd last long, we have only like 10 years ahead.
>cartel deathcult society in the top rung of lowest value of life per capita
>going woke
>cartel deathcult society
you're thinking this part of south america
the rest is not that internalized just yet
since the commie implosion on venezuela, those sewer rats started infecting the south
in places like Peru, Argentina and Chile, 99% of the crimes have either colombians or venezuelans involved.
its all the same mistery meat sorry pablo, you're not europeean
I saw ruins of buildings with bullet
holes on them that had feminist graffiti on them when I was on the border of guatemala.
It’s spread everywhere
Pre columbian culture was advancing pretty fast, Incans main issue was a lack of a writing system. They made up for in ingenious ways but no writing system fricked them pretty hard. Human sacrifice was horrible but not nowhere near as numerous as Aztecs, and its not like Europe was lacking in doing horrible things either.
Ok Manolo
>morons who forget spaniards were raped by arabs too beyond recognition
Tyx0
Kino
>latin
You mean a spic?
latino*
>takes latin
>adds an o the end
>stands for "oh god why is it here and why does it smell like it hasn't bathed in a year?"
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Which one you want anons?
the one and only: Ana
These two
The one on the right is hot, what's her name?
This character was the opposite of any latin people I knew; they all found immense pleasure and laughter over other people's suffering, like slapstick but real pain and suffering and had a really backwards way of thinking about life like they had some sort of moral high ground but would do things twice as awful to others to get back at them for the tiniest things.
They celebrate women and death as their religion.
If they really wanted Jackie to be realistic, they should have made him darker, fatter, ugly and a white nationalist.
How does everyone on this board always manage to meet the worst version of people? Women, minorities, different age groups. Every time I hear something here it's always some anon living in some dread-cult alternate world where everyone is out to get them.
I run into at most one butthole every half a year, and I work in sales which means I run into people all the time
I live in Philadelphia so 97% of the people I interact with are miserable homosexuals who want to inflict pain on others.
wait, is that the one with the drug zombies on the street? I forgot which city that was.
All American cities are like that
The real pieces of shit are good at hiding it, the malice only comes out in little bursts.
>How does everyone on this board always manage to meet the worst version of people?
Realistically, it's because most anons are either awful people themselves or are so passive they never do anything to improve their lives and just stick in one place their whole lives even if that place is a hellhole.
Most Ganker users are incels that's why.
Californian here, that is literally what 4th generation Mexican immigrants sound like
I look like that and I say that
Like "American Irish" is it so hard to believe that Mexican diaspora could eventually end up similar?
>begorrah this barmbrack is deadleh
Doesn't happen. They own a green sweatshirt that says "ireland" on it and use their VIBRANT IRIISH HERITAGE as an excuse for killing a 30 pack over the weekend.
>"AY DIOS MIO DEES FOOD IS DELICIOSO CABRON JUST LIKE MY MAMMACITA USE TO MAKE BACK WHEN I RAN WITH LA LOCO MUCHACHOS ROJA C'MON ESE YOU HAVE TO TASTE DIS CARNE DEL BURRO"
Unironically soulful.
>Our neighbors to the south are much like us - a mix of many migrant origins from all over the world, each country with a unique blend, speaking different varieties of Spanish
>Some of them are white, some of them are black, some of them are in between. There are many Asian diaspora too. The ethnic dynamics are every bit as complex as other continents as well
>US CLASSIFICATION: ONE RACE - THE LATIN RACE
>average DBZ enjoyer
Bom dia, rapaziada!
Gringos don't know how to do Latinos properly because they don't have as much malice in their minds and hearts.
I, for example, because I look gringo, have to deal all day with my compatriots trying to cheat me, overcharge me for things, etc., until I speak in their language and they apologize and explain that they were trying to sell me a fricking map at 10x the price I would normally pay because they thought I was German.
It's too bad they cut the entirety of Act 1 and made it a...cutscene
really messed the game up because I couldn't care about Jackie because I knew him for like 5 minutes before he kicked the bucket
I stopped playing forza 5 because of this garbage. Every. Single. Sentence. when one of the locals speaks, there is one word in spanish, it's infuriating. I feel like even Mexicans would go insane listening to that.
Jackie was supposed to be hispanic? I thought he was just moronic.
only caricature meheecans talk like that
that's why I hate them... and bolivians, peruvians, colombians, half of brazil, ecuatorians, venezuelans, puerto ricans, costa ricans, half of chile and 2/3rd of argentina
Mexicans are like that. T. Mexican
It is actually pretty common for people who speak two languages to mix them together. Especially mixing romance languages.
White devs cant write a good latino character because latino is not even a ....latino thing. Its made ethnicity that people who love in latin countries dont even identify with. Imagine someone writing a movie about new york lawyers and everyone is dressed like a portland hipsters and has a cowboy accent while saying things like "Man i sure do living here in Miami". Its like that, its pretty much nonsense.
This is literally how all east asian countries portray americans
no one swaps languages mid sentence unless they forgot a word or are surprised
They do if they're cultureless posers that've lost their roots and are desperate to manufacture an identity. I can only speak to my own experience but Maoris do it all the time
Left: People who actually live around hispanics
Right: People who only watch them on TV
https://youtube.com/shorts/8e4P0oWtFb4?si=5r6FC5BQ1Cn2oI8X
I vote for Latrino, got to be inclusive to bg3 fans
It's very accurate to how californian latinx folx talk
dont shit on my homie jackie like that, he was a real choom
>game dev writes a Spanish (peninsular) character
>best case scenario he just doesn't
>worst case he writes a nondescript amalgamation of South American accents and stereotypes
hahahahamierda
i thought he was russian/slav
I miss when the spicy hot latina girl was a common and well liked trope