>game forces you to choose between homosexual dialogue options, or be an butthole.
This game is a fricking joke. Every character being way too sexual and bi makes them all shallow and it just feels weird. All dialogue options and body language is fricking cringe too, can't even have a normal convo without some gay oggling eyes or remarks.
I'm glad I got a refund for this game. Whoever wrote the relationships clearly must be one of those people that wear their sexuality like a badge as their entire personality.
Is a bit shallow to imply anyone who doesn't want wiener is a butthole
>buttfrick me (willing)
>buttfrick me (playing hard)
>have a nice day, homosexual
You're an ass or you take it up the ass. How poetic
>Whoever wrote the relationships clearly must be one of those people that wear their sexuality like a badge as their entire personality.
It sounds perfect for you then, OP.
Nice projecting
not an argument
choose the middle option
Just to clarify I did choose the middle option, this then lead to the orc woman to make a commen and me and gale and acting jealous, I was really thrown off and that's when I refunded the game.
women clearly wrote this game because they fail to understand the concept of male camaraderie. Doing something willingly with someone WITHOUT wanting it to lead to sex is a foreign concept to holes.
Women cannot understand brotherhood.
>Women cannot understand brotherhood.
Doesn't that mean that women are entirely aware that the only reason a man does anything for them is with the goal of fricking them in mind? And if so, they don't even seem bothered by it, because otherwise they would write relationships from a non-sexual perspective. Which would resonate with their entire feminist agenda.
So, are they just stupid or thirsty prostitutes just wanting control?
yes
>Doesn't that mean that women are entirely aware that the only reason a man does anything for them is with the goal of fricking them in mind?
Yes? That's pretty obvious, actually. They act like they don't know because then they would need to either have sex with you or refuse you and lose a pawn.
>women clearly wrote this game
It's pretty obvious yeah. At least with the companions.
Women love to read stories about gay men, love to have gay friends, and hate you if you spend time with your bros. They are jelous as frick about other males, they prefer if you frick a whole prostitutehouse because they know you will never laugh with them like you will laugh with your bros. So in their nind brotherhood is love, a superior love they will never going to experience.
Women can't imagine spending time with someone simply because you like it without some kind of ulterior motive, it's why any female group of friends will all try and start selling each other shit with those group sales things they do for makeup and Tupperware. No man does that.
the men and women that wrote this game definitely binge browse r*ddit
you can really tell
Middle feels neutral. Honestly, option 3 doesn't completely make you sound like an butthole either, especially considering the reaction to that from Gale is pretty polite, and the fact that the line isn't voiced, you can assume your guy is saying it as nice or in a more dick-ish way.
Straight men are horrible people so, it makes sense?
Only gay chads are nice and good. Straights constantly murder their wives and children and shoot up schools.
so why do gays want to emulates straights with marriage and adoption
why dont lgbtq people have an exodus an make a gay israel for themselves and let the evil straights do their evil thing on their own
>so why do gays want to emulates straights
Heterosexuals didn't "invent" marriage, love, companionship or adoption?
In fact, you guys wlil never know those things.
Straight men will never know love, or passion, or loyalty, or companionship, or what being a good father is about.
>why dont lgbtq people have an exodus an make a gay israel for themselves
Why would gay men want to make a country with homophobic dykes, homophobic biscum and homophobic trannies?
Also, hello? San Fran?
You are the perfect case for euthanasia
This is a thing I never understood. Marriage is an heterosexual instution built as a contract between families. In theory of you are homosexual you are free from that logic. You should just ask options for rights concerning your homosexual status. Asking for marriage and adoption is just becoming the copy of heterosexuality. Like a vegan that need to eat things that look like a steak.
>marriage
They don't want to be excluded from the option even though 80% of them are diseased prostitutes who'll never settle anyway.
>adoption
Take a wild guess.
Technically straight guys didn't care for marriage.
I cave times they just fricked women and fricked off, women had more power since they had their strength and their kids strength who didn't know who the father was but sure as heck knew who the mother was.
It's only later on that guys realized they were dying off alone and getting the short end of the stick that they created marriage and monogamy.
thats absolutely wrong, anon.
marriage and monogamy came around as a way to sure about bloodlines, as in who the father of a child was, and a way to deal with property and mating rights.
and it happened because men tended to kill each other over who gets to frick a particular woman, or kill a woman if she fricks someone else. at no point did 'men dying alone and gettnig the short end of the stick' come into it. men like being alone.
Nope, the idea of fricking a single woman for the rest of your life is not natural and came along after a while.
The natural state was to just frick random women.
its not about fricking a single woman for the rest of your life, its about making the woman frick a single man for the rest of HER life. early forms of marriage included monogomy but only for the female.
you're wrong.
When do you get the guardian shit? I am at the goblin village and haven't seen it at all. Got lae'zel and gale trying to frick me and Astarion sucking me off but no dream gf yet.
What the frick is this moronic dialogue? Why does every game written by these new age feminist mongs have some gay ass cryptic entity or faction that "LE CONTROLS ALL" and let's call it something fricking moronic and cliche like "The Absolute" or "The Endless" or "The SYNDICATE" or "The CONGLOMERATE" OR "THE COUNCIL"
I feel like I'm reading a god damn American Chillers book in 3rd grade again
because females cannot make good stories and woke females definitely can't make good stories
>game forces you to choose between homosexual dialogue options, or be an butthole.
This is literally what its like to be in a gay bar as a straight
why would you go to a gay bar if you're straight
I kneel
>not 100 on everything
homohomosexual in disguise
>behavioral homophobia that low
>not 100% on all of them
you like taking in the ass don't you little homosexual
So you can either be lovers or begrudging allies? Why not friends?
Men being friends?
N-no, that can't be right, they MUST be fricking. Men can't just be friends...
>Option 1: Get it in the butthole
>Option 2: Put it in the butthole
>Option 3: Become the butthole
now you know how normies feel when they play japanese games, except instead of homos making them upset it's children
>No one:
>Not a single soul:
>The entire thread:
>This anon: DAE THINK JAPS ARE PEDOS?????????
this might sound weirdly specific, but this dialogue isn't mindful of asexuals at all. Just because you don't like sex does not make you an butthole, and one of my ace friends would have loved this game if they hadn't forced sex as the "good" option.
Frick off homosexual. People wanna be bros not your local hoe.
>people that wear their sexuality like a badge as their entire personality
so literally every insecure straight white male
Firstly, normal white men aren't the ones with 'he/him' in their profile, or wear 'STRAIGHT AND PROUD' t-shirts.
Secondaly, you will never be a woman.
No, instead straight men constantly spam porn and child porn in Ganker. Even in vidya boards.
>straight
Weird way to name your kind
>basing judgement on the majority of the global population (straight) on some weirdos on Ganker
You guys really are fricking hypocrites and project your bullshit so much. Going by your logic trannies are all pedophiles and chances are have bee groomed themselves at a young age. Only different with this comment though is, mine has a lot of statistical facts behind it.
It wasn't a gay romance route you inbred c**t, it was a simple left click where he then began talking about why he needs to absorb magic items, absoutley nothing about it was even in the realms of possible sexual dialogue.
>mine has a lot of statistical facts behind it.
Sure.
At the goblin camp where you meet the Goblin Priestess and Minthara. You need to have used the Illithid power at least 2 times i think. You get two dreams near the end of Act 1. After that the guardian won't stop showing up, try going to the Githyanki cache before the Moon tower thing.
>look at this old ass graph from a small group of boomers
LOL, nice outdated source there. Trannies are the ones nowerdays being kid fiddlers and trying to recruit them because of course, these mistakes can't procreate naturally.
>pedo posts the fake graph again with the source that proves it is fake
brain damaged
Oh so I just don't get it if I'm not picking the ilithid stuff. Lame
>source
>hirschman
moron simping for israelites
>You need to have used the Illithid power at least 2 times i think.
Nope. I've never used it and I got the dream. What you ACTUALLY need to do is rest multiple times, doing so will trigger an event where you're sweating and about to die / transform into a mindflayer. Your Gith companion will tell you that she's gonna kill you in the morning if your conditions doesn't lessen.
When you go to sleep that night, the guardian will show up and stop the transformation, then encourage you to use your powers
It's funny how /misc/Black folk are hardcore open pedophiles, but when you ask why they dislike trannies or homosexuals, they say "M-MUH CHILDREN".
At least pedo homosexuals keep their pedophilia hidden. Right wingers openly spout how they want to frick 13 year olds (because they know they will never get laid if they're their age)
Actually it's because troons are disgusting. They look disgusting, smell disgusting, think disgusting thoughts and want to make everything worse for the sake of lowering everything to their disgusting level. Maybe you should just take a page out of their book and have a nice day.
Sorry chud, but a hideous man pretending he's a woman is still 100 times better than a kid diddler like you. Remember, don't go out in the real world, they kill disgusting fat pedos like you over there.
>a kid diddler like you
Like yourself, you mean.
Not interested in talking to a child molesting troon apologist, have a nice day.
>I-I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE B-BECAUSE I'M NOT TRANS EVEN THOUGH I AM ATTRACTED TO UNDERAGE GIRLS AND OPENLY TALK ABOUT IT ON /misc/.... IT'S OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY.....
U r still not a real woman.
You will never pass and will never be a woman. Everyone that looks at your will be disgusted, in the end you will have a nice day.
You are still not a real woman.
You will never be a real man, samegay. Girls look at you in disgust and make fun of you. You will get on the sex offender registry for trying to diddle underage girls. I own you, and trannies own you.
Every insecure straight, and every insecure homosexual.
It's funny how this game unironically advocates murdering all homosexuals. You either get constantly sexually harassed, or you murder them.
Bravo.
>Oh neat this reporter is interviewing me about a goblin attack and I can lie or embellish things I bet this will make some changes that people reference later
>The reporter just ignores what I say and writes what he wants anyways
>Talking to him again just repeats the interview, confirming it is meaningless
I was mad
Didn't bother me, i just killed every male companion
If you have a problem, you're gay.
In other words you won't win any arguments vs degens, OP.
>goes on a gay romance route
>surprised that he gets gay romance options
Why do normalgays seem to care about the game so much? Why does anyone on Ganker care about the game? Isn't it just some lukewarm resuscitation of a dead franchise?
>dead franchise
A once great franchise is a more apt description. That's why people wanted BG3 to be great, which translates into people being pissed off that it isn't or in denial. Of course, some people may legitimately enjoy it, possibly because they never played the originals and are seeing a glimmer of what made them great, or they did, and have very low standards.
Still seems a bit strange to me. As big as the original BGs were, they were still big insasmuch as cRPGs and video games in general in the late '90s could be. Where did all this mass of people come? Just marketing and word of mouth?
It is strange, I think it has to do with how much normies love whatever they're told is popular and "in". They especially love showing off their love of said things on social media.
Jokes on you for playing goyslop.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/644
This mod Tweaks the companion approval rating for a more slow build up
>BE A homosexual OR BE A TOTAL butthole
I'll choose the latter any day of the week if those are my options.
Let's not beat around the bush.
homosexuals in video games are a fricking mistake, it ruins the experience for 99% of people to only please a tiny percent.
Can't have bros in the game, they all want to expand my butthole.
Straight men be like
> I'm gonna have pedo islands but nobody should hold me accountable for the massive amount of pedophilia in my straight community
Weird. Are straights literally chaotic evil?
It's funny how shamelessly dishonest you are. homosexuals are pedos at far, far higher rates than normal people.
You're alright, Farquaad. I appreciate you going out of your way to call out the straightgays on their disgusting pedophilia.
>plays gay porn game that was marketed as a gay porn game
>WTF why is everyone gay???
Literal moronation. I'm sick of the nonstop threads for this game shitting up the board but you are at fault here. You knew what to expect and still chose to play this game anyway. I'm not mad at homosexuals for making a self-contained game in which to experience their homosexualry and I can't see why you would be. Do you also constantly b***h about gay bars instead of just, you know, not going to them like any sane straight person?
Why don't they ask if you want gay shit in the game or not? Like when you open a porn site.
I'm not saying make everyone straight, I'm just saying don't make them gay for me.
The fact that you're too much of a pussy to even slightly push back against someone just proves that you're gay
surely you must have made some advances, willingly or without intent, up until this point right?
As I said to another, all that's needed is a simple left click on Gale and he eventually talks about why he needs to absorb magic. Without any sort of sexual dialogue choices by the way. This then leas on to him talking about how has hardly has no friends, which then leads to pi related. I then chose the middle option hoping that would be somewhat nuetrul but it turned out it was slightly hinting at gayness. Then Lae'zel makes a comment about how she see me and gale 'warming' up to each other, at which point I refunded the fricking game because all I want to do is get into the game and the story and characters, not have this shit literally, unironcally and without exaggeration, shoved in my face.
this sucks so much man
thank you for going into detail, this unironically will make an impact on my decision to purchase the game
homosexuals will all go to hell that's all I wanted to say.
This game unironically made me despise gay people.
Nothing changed. You always hated them.
Not as much as I do now.
This is honestly the perfect simulator for playing a DnD session run by "that DM" who puts his fetish shit into everything and tries to get you to interact with it.
This thread reminds me of my Dragon Age Origins playthrough. The very first romantic dialogue I encountered was the gay elf rogue coming on to me.
I refunded but not before leaving a nasty review of this pozzed game
damn, at this rate larian will soon be bankrupt...
I don't want gays hitting on me.
>Uuuh you can always say "no" sweety
How many times do I have to tell a homosexual "no" before he gets the message?
>Now you know what it's like to be a woman having to keep telling guys no
A man hitting on another man is not comparable to a man hitting on a woman. False equivalence.
Sickening.
FRICK I just realized that option 2 is gay. I choose it because I thought it was the nice way to turn him down, not hit on him. That explains why Gale tried to frick me at the party
first of all, FRICK companions period, i want a viable solo-mode
secondly, bg3 is growing infamous for companions being extremely fricking horny. i played for like 2 hours and already several companions made passes at my character, whom told them to frick off. ive also noticed that the rejection options are really passive aggressive, like the writers are trying to shoehorn you into homosexualry or normal sex
funnily enough, the githyanki b***h wanted to bone after slaughtering the goblin camp but i had apparently 'turned my back on her' so she resorted to just having an incel rage instead. never used her in combat etiher. lol. fighters.
>made that character
>complains about homosexuality
Well said
not surprised, male friendship is an incomprehensible concept for the modern trannoid writers
>games teaches you homosexuals are unable to stop thinking about sex for 5 seconds and you should cut them out of your life unless you actually want to suck dick
uh, based?
>unable to stop thinking about sex for 5 seconds
literally every straight man and instead of sucking your dick; they murder you if you deny them sex
You will never be a real woman troony shills
>Farquad thread
Lotta newbies in here
It’s annoying because I want to like this game, but there is a side to companions that was clearly written by the diversity hires.