Are these idiots out of touch? They do realize people only ever mocked this shit and doritos because it was a lazy and audacious way of rebranding their product to target a specific demographic.
>now
They've always been crazy popular, not just because of gamers seeing [brand] and soifacing out but also because they're usually flavors you never get to try otherwise. Minecraft pringles actually tastes pretty good and they should keep that. League of Legends Coke tastes exactly the same as normal Coke, what a fricking waste that is.
>I always wondered why no company ever tried to make a drink that was themed around being HP or Mana potions.
they've had those at every single FYE for decades
>So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun? They're all *squeaky* *squeaky*, but us guys from under the red sun... We're like *whoosh* *whoosh*. Am I right!? Am I right!?
kek frick off healthgay while your countin your calories and macro bullshit im eating what i want and enjoying life dumb b***h. if i met you in real life your probably like a fricking twig
All stereotypes are born from a truth, underage-kun.
The combination of doritos and mountain dew was invented by average gamers as the "gamer's snack of choice" many years before corporations ever started to take advantage of it as a sales gimmick.
I never liked the esports/gamer-focused marketing nor the extreme sports marketing that preceded it but chips and soda have been around for a lot longer than that.
I honestly miss the original game fuel flavor. No I didn't have Halo or have an Xbox but after trying it once at 7-11 I wound up getting two cases of it the next day. Kept buying game fuel whenever it came back until they stopped having the original flavor. All those other game fuel flavors fricking sucked and I don't even get mountain dew anymore, not even baja blast at taco bell.
I was the only IRL person I knew who liked the stuff. It's still my favorite flavor, even though it doesn't exist anymore. We'll see about this new promotion, if it really is the good old liquefied cherry Airheads I'm going to stockpile a shitload of it to slowly drink for a couple years.
gfuel is actually the only energy drink that keeps me awake. all the other ones either give me a horrible headache or make me drowsy. plus it's way cheaper than buying cans. >inb4 coffee
I don't like hot drinks. I'll drink iced tea occasionally when I don't want something sweet.
This and pitch black were my shit. Wish there were more dew-heads willing to talk about the great western dew-cline. The last couple of summer and christmas flavors tasted like a candle.
Frick all the Halloween mystery flavors or the dumb shit like fruit quake and flaming hot. The best flavors are all fruit based. Summer freeze wasn't too bad though. Voltage still #1.
Man I remember when I bought 12 12 packs, that’s 144 fricking cans of that shit, on rain check. Then my teeth started falling out. Good thing I didn’t get diabetes before I quit. I want to get a can of the red one so I can complain how it’s too sweet and acidic and throw half of it away.
They’re better now, even if I’m missing a few in the back, and one crown on the front was replaced. But for a couple of years it was hell, I looked like a fricking methhead.
I think they all tasted pretty similar. My favorite regular flavor is probably cherry vanilla, but the weird raspberry flavor a few years ago was also good.
Specifically what sources of sugar are you addicted to? If it's soda the best advice I can actually give is to buy one of those Sodastream things or other liquid-carbonator and just make carbonated water all day so you still get the fizz of a drink, then slowly wean yourself off that back down to normal water.
>cancer
Let's not get hyperbolic, anon. Obviously drink water all day every day but if you're drinking soda the risk of health effects from the zero variety is immensely better than a regular one. I haven't consumed sugar in 15 years and am in way better shape than I was before.
a can of soda once a month and fruit juice occasionally, homie
9 months ago
Anonymous
>fruit juice
As bad as any full sugar soda. Maybe worse.
9 months ago
Anonymous
homie just eat the fruit. why you gots a be joosing it?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>fruit juice
As bad as any full sugar soda. Maybe worse.
i said occasionally morons i havent had any in months and yes i eat fruit daily
9 months ago
Anonymous
see
homie just eat the fruit. why you gots a be joosing it?
read it agian, fat ass
9 months ago
Anonymous
ur being an idiot on purpose? im 6'9 270lbs how's your fat %?
Yeah but, what, you drink water and nothing else for months at a time? That's insane. Are your meals just as bland? You do cook everything, right? I'm getting piece of untoasted rye bread, cured sausage, beans and a piece of cheese German-anon vibes.
i made flank steak, chicken vesuvio and fried shrimp this week and today i have carne asada fries
9 months ago
Anonymous
i dont fricking know. but you do obviously, big boy. post a photo of youself with some water.
9 months ago
Anonymous
im supposed to take a pic of what my water can? and wtf could i stand next to my garage door?
9 months ago
Anonymous
you water yourself from a can? why not a glass like a human and not a plant?
9 months ago
Anonymous
from sink to filter to my 68oz water can. do you live in a cave?
9 months ago
Anonymous
i live in a pole barn and i still just drink from a glass. i have a filter on non hot tap so i dont have to perform that extra step.
9 months ago
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k
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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aye, swa'ah
9 months ago
Anonymous
>this week
last week my bad i forgot its monday
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah but, what, you drink water and nothing else for months at a time? That's insane. Are your meals just as bland? You do cook everything, right? I'm getting piece of untoasted rye bread, cured sausage, beans and a piece of cheese German-anon vibes.
When I was doing combat sports and construction jobs simultaneously, my body was the leanest it has even been.
I was literally running on red and I could actively feel whatever I put in my body.
A few cans of coke was like rocket fuel cause of the caffeine and sugar. But you would instantly be thirsty.
Now that I'm older and less lean, food has a much more subdued effect.
I used to be the same but now I just tally up the amount of sugar I let myself consume and set a limit. It'll be hard to wean yourself off of as much as you usually drink or eat for the first few days but you get used to it. I let myself max out at 60g of sugar a day and try to keep it under that.
Its hard as hell to break a sugar addiciton. Wean yourself down slowly, exercise to make your mind focus on other things than cravings, and drink lots of water. Its always sugary drinks that frick people up. If you get into the habit of drinking water most of the time, it helps a ton in the long run.
Get the seltzer waters they have at walmart. Zero everything and they taste great. Otherwise it isn't that hard to switch to mostly water if you just get a big jug and fill it all the way up. You just need to get in the routine and don't keep sugary drinks in the house.
Most people say seltzer, but that's not sweet at all and it's not a substitute for soda. Besides diet soda, try things that are sweetened with stevia, monk fruit, or beverages that have just a little but of sugar, usually from added fruit juice. I like Zevia, Spindrift, Olipop, Green Cola, etc. but it sucks they're all double the price of soda.
Never got the point of this, I drink soda mainly because I like the burn the fizz makes. without it, it's just flat sugar water, which is what this is. If I wanted flat soda I'd just open a two-liter and set it uncovered in the fridge overnight, not buy "nitro"
>bought this, excited to try it >it just tastes overly sweet, and flat since they forgot to account for the change in flavor/acidity/bubbliness by the lack of CO2
Fricking garbage. Idk what they were thinking
I'm from detroit and the only nostalgia I really have for it was red pop and faygo rootbeer, and big boy's slim jims.
Why the frick does no one else on the planet make a fried ham sandwich on a greek roll?
And white castle.
healthBlack folk in this thread. post your body. and that big old smile! you know, because youre so healthy browsing 4 chin looking for gamerfuel threads to tell people about the risks of eating sugar and processed foods! cmon, do it! we al know youre fit and trim so go ahead and be proud of your work!
ohhh why dont you work out then? a few pushups and squats every day should really boost your ego! and when you do that you can go to walmart and tell all the Black folk and rednecks that what they eat is bad too!
Depends on the store you go to some will have Baja Blast or just og and diet
Corporate has been trying to get us to push dogshit like Starry so I'll take this any day of the week
not just beverages but some food in general tried putting the full serving size (ie one whole bag) on the label and they found out that people stopped buying them so it's why they half ass said labels
yeah even if, or maybe even especially if it's artificially sweetened. just look at the ingredients list of a can of monster, it's full of sucralose that disintegrates your guts.
It's weird because they've been pretty good about making zero versions for most of their non-exclusive drinks recently. However, around here Code Red zero is my fricking holy grail. I see it in stores maybe once every few months and have to buy multiple packs. Diet Code Red is also impossible to find, but it might've finally been phased out.
i didnt even know code red had a zero. ill be looking for that now. wish theyd make a livewire zero as well as that was my favorite non baja blast flava
>mountain dew distortion still hasn't been brought back
Literally almost every single flavor at some point has been brought back, but of course distortion gets the short stick because it's hard to market. Frick me dude, it was the best one and that's not nostalgia talking.
I just want to say that dark berry flavor at Sam's Club is the fricking best flavor they have, especially the zero sugar version. I'd buy that shit nonstop if they ever made it non-exclusive.
Based voltagebro, these days I have shifted more to the 'blast but voltage holds a special place in my heart. There is nothing like the first sip of a fresh cold voltage bottle, liquid kino.
Original Voltage was good to the point that even the normal Dew paled by comparison. Now they changed the formula and it sucks monkeyfrick, the company knows this too which is why you'll rarely if ever see it sold outside of liquor stores as single 20oz bottles.
They had a sangria flavor.
I rarely drink soda, but I saw it and was curious, and it was pretty good.
I only saw it like twice after that, and it vanished.
The flavor of the month thing Coke was doing was kinda neat. Most of the flavors are way too artificial but I really enjoyed the rose one. The gaming one wasn't too bad, either.
Did they take out sucralose? They put it in Game Fuel several years ago, when they brought it back without any particular game theme, and completely ruined it.
>goysyrup
every time i drink a soda with it now i feel like i need to immediately brush my teeth just to make the aftertaste go away. suboptimal gamer fuel
It's pure zoomer food, but zoomers are actually correct about these. I'm honestly surprised you haven't seen the name before because they brand with a bunch of different shit. I've tried Taki nuts, kettle chips, beef jerky, and a bunch of other weird flavors.
I loved knockoff Surge. Speaking of Surge, where the frick did it go? It was brought back as an Amazon exclusive for a bit, then I started to see it at Walmart for a year or two. Now it's vanished again.
They brought it back briefly as monster energy soda a while ago. I'd settle for mello yello zero widely available in cans, can pretty much only get it in coke freestyle machines.
I bought a big ass fricking steel water bottle like this but not this one.
I fill it every morning and it's about 3 liters in size.
Drink it once a day and nothing else.
Don't need to, anymore and i'd be pissin instead of drinking.
I know it's been brought back a frickton of times now, but I wanted to find the zero version when they recently brought it back but never saw it anywhere. I had it when it first came out and all I can remember is it tasted like licorice to me, but that must've been 20 years ago by now. I saw the flavor was marketed as some type of grape, which sounded interesting.
I knew I wasn't crazy. That stuff tasted excellent, but I only had it once during a road trip before it completely vanished. When it was "brought back" I bought a 24 pack and it was absolute kusoge. I ended up giving the 23 cans to a friend and I was so mad that I was lied to.
>tfw they never release diet versions of their novelty flavors
And don't tell me "oh but artificial sweeteners are just as ba-" firstly they're not, secondly I wouldn't care if they were. HFCS makes it feel like the entire beverage is syrup, it coats your mouth and gives it an overly thick feel that lingers and coats your teeth, making you feel like you need to brush them after. If you leave it, you'll get bad breath even faster from having sugars on your tongue. It's the opposite of refreshing. Diet drinks on the other hand have a pleasant burn, they're cleanly drunk and don't overstay their welcome, perfectly refreshing way to get a little caffeine in the system. Objectively superior in every way.
If I'm going to be drinking goyslop, the least you could do is keep the fricking syrup out of it.
based and sadpilled
fricking whyyy these were crazy
you could taste every component of a classic cheezeburger!
the late night jalapeno were also quite good
>Americans get all kinds of different liquid diabetes flavors >Meanwhile we third worlders have coke, fanta, sprite and uhhhhhh.... The same exact flavors but from different cheaper brands
It never feels as owari as when I find a gamer fuel thread tbh.
How are sugar drinks gamer fuel? Shit wrecks your body and leaves you feeling like shit unless you cram other sugar shit into your body so you come down easy. JUST DO DRUGS, OKAY?
I drank half a sugar drink after getting fit and the room got really fricking bright in a matter of dozen seconds. My heart was beating like I was 3 miles into a 13.1 mile workout. I know you guys drink this shit and barely feel a thing, and that's crazy.
yeah i got fit and swole
had sex with 420 women
AND I NEVER DRANK, SMOKED, OR DID ANY DRUGS
i cant believe you would cave and do that
youre no better than a pfile or meshead
when i lived in Texas i used to pick up 6 al pastor tacos almost every single day and eat them throughout a gamer session. one of the few things i miss from that state.
>290 calories
Man I sort of gave up on life but I still don't want to get fat. Like it's just one fricking bottle of liquid, it's not even food, and it's still like a regular mickey dees cheeseburger in terms of calories. I switched to 0 sugar drinks a long time ago
The zero sugar vanilla flavor was so fricking good. I wonder if they still make it in Japan? It was still fairly popular when I was there early this year.
I was surprised at how much I enjoyed them. Figured I'd get one just for shits and giggles and see how bad it affected my bowel movements. Turned out to be pretty smooth and suffered no ill effects. Don't even like coffee normally.
Are Ganker cuckolds really so pathetic that tiny ass amounts of caffeine in sodas actually have any effect on them?
I thought GankerBlack persony is supposed to make you feel le good all the time?
>fat as frick >literally morbidly obese >can't stop drinking coke and its offbrands like Sprite >try to stop really hard >still give in and drink like 3l/week >don't even want to try the zero editions because the shit they put in there is probably just as bad
this is the end
>can't stop >give in and drink like 3l
Can't you just not have any in your house, anon? I mean if you don't have any I don't understand how you could "give in".
I really can't pretend to know what you're going through anon, but the idea of being that addicted to soda is very troubling.
I've got some American inlaws, I've heard them say things like "water is too boring" (homie it's water, what), I guess it has its hooks in real deep with some people, huh. I really hope you can get free of its grasp, I don't want you to be fat and sickly.
>high school >soda machines placed everywhere
In my school, carbonated sodas may as well have been the devil's own creation, you'd never see that shit for sale, nor would anyone ever dare to bring their own in because they knew they'd be in for some real trouble. Crazy how different the culture apparently is to your school.
t. Brit
I'm sure most European countries are like this however, especially now with all the laws and shit related to selling sugar to kids.
>spend half my life wishing they'd bring these things back >they actually fricking did
The rain one still tastes good, but i think its a bit sweeter than it was 15 years ago. Haven't been able to find every flavor, but I'm glad I can get any of them
Just drink raw milk.
drink deez nuts
Milk and cheeze make shit instantly since last year and i can't anymore 🙁
>citrus cherry
That's not even the original game fuel flavor, what the frick.
no one tell him
Are these idiots out of touch? They do realize people only ever mocked this shit and doritos because it was a lazy and audacious way of rebranding their product to target a specific demographic.
You're the one thats out of touch. Company crossover like this are actually all the rage now.
>now
They've always been crazy popular, not just because of gamers seeing [brand] and soifacing out but also because they're usually flavors you never get to try otherwise. Minecraft pringles actually tastes pretty good and they should keep that. League of Legends Coke tastes exactly the same as normal Coke, what a fricking waste that is.
I like that Rick and Morty ice cream
and the Crash Gfuel is alright, tastes like a mix of green apple and mango.
The +XP Coke is kind of cute. I always wondered why no company ever tried to make a drink that was themed around being HP or Mana potions.
Final Fantasy's done it once or twice with Potions iirc but those were obviously promotionals
God fricking damn I have a terminal addiction to Redpop and peach sodas from Faygo
Is redpop really as good as they say? I'm a newly-ordained juggalo and I've only tried the cotton candy and Creme soda flavors so far.
I'm 90% certain they put crack cocaine in it.
Someone did do that, both health and mana "potions". they only lasted two years though.
>I always wondered why no company ever tried to make a drink that was themed around being HP or Mana potions.
they've had those at every single FYE for decades
The virgin WATER vs. the Chad ~Water~
>So what is the deal with people from under the orange sun? They're all *squeaky* *squeaky*, but us guys from under the red sun... We're like *whoosh* *whoosh*. Am I right!? Am I right!?
Naturally AND artificially flavoured? I'll take three!
For me, it's the Bleach TYBW Soul-flavored Coke.
Mountain Dew and Doritos have obtained endearing meme status, it's gone from mockery to adoration.
kek frick off healthgay while your countin your calories and macro bullshit im eating what i want and enjoying life dumb b***h. if i met you in real life your probably like a fricking twig
He said literally nothing about health, based fat autist
People started eating and drinking dewritos """ironically""" years ago, anon.
Yeah, every shitty Games Award ceremony I buy a Doritos bag and a bottlr of Mountain Dew. I make a photo and I send it to Geoff via Twitter.
Speak for yourself Gamerfuel made me into a Mountain Dew convert in the first place.
All stereotypes are born from a truth, underage-kun.
The combination of doritos and mountain dew was invented by average gamers as the "gamer's snack of choice" many years before corporations ever started to take advantage of it as a sales gimmick.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, it went full circle. Same thing happened to zero sugar monster
Its le ebin nostalgia now
I never thought I'd miss the dewrito era.
Hahahah people went from mocking this kind of shit and ironically pretending to like it to actually drinking it in real life unironically.
I never liked the esports/gamer-focused marketing nor the extreme sports marketing that preceded it but chips and soda have been around for a lot longer than that.
I'm outta time.
You should learn now that Ganker endears itself and it's memories to consoomer products and will defend shit like sugar slop syrup extreme, for free.
>They do realize people only ever mocked
Nah, you may think that but Americans are actually that disgusting
wake me up when wired x505 comes back
I honestly miss the original game fuel flavor. No I didn't have Halo or have an Xbox but after trying it once at 7-11 I wound up getting two cases of it the next day. Kept buying game fuel whenever it came back until they stopped having the original flavor. All those other game fuel flavors fricking sucked and I don't even get mountain dew anymore, not even baja blast at taco bell.
Good news, it's coming back. It's the one on the left.
I can still taste it, infused into the back of my tongue…
I was the only IRL person I knew who liked the stuff. It's still my favorite flavor, even though it doesn't exist anymore. We'll see about this new promotion, if it really is the good old liquefied cherry Airheads I'm going to stockpile a shitload of it to slowly drink for a couple years.
do people really buy these gamer slops?
Americans. I drink 64oz - 112 a day of Mnt Dew. Going to the gas station is my only joy in life.
gfuel is actually the only energy drink that keeps me awake. all the other ones either give me a horrible headache or make me drowsy. plus it's way cheaper than buying cans.
>inb4 coffee
I don't like hot drinks. I'll drink iced tea occasionally when I don't want something sweet.
>I'll drink iced tea occasionally when I don't want something sweet.
fricking ameriburgers i swear
I loved it too. I remember I would get one everyday and use double xp on mw3.
Wake me when they bring back the Blue Raz. Canadian so we never had it here but I tried it in Hawaii and it was the nectar of the Gods
I loved the original game fuel. Tasted like gummi bears
H-how fat are you, anon?
baja blast will forever be the GOAT
real shit. can never be topped
it's only good from taco bell. tastes different and worse from cans/bottles
true for all fountain soda
Unfortunate considering how easily for those machines to get fricked with bacteria if they aren’t cleaned regularly.
Incorrect. For whatever reason the best and purest taste of baja comes from the cans.
water and cigarettes
Bring back supernova
This and pitch black were my shit. Wish there were more dew-heads willing to talk about the great western dew-cline. The last couple of summer and christmas flavors tasted like a candle.
Frick all the Halloween mystery flavors or the dumb shit like fruit quake and flaming hot. The best flavors are all fruit based. Summer freeze wasn't too bad though. Voltage still #1.
summer freeze was nasty. flaming hot was actually nice. i liked it.
>flaming hot was actually nice
I never got any before my store dumped pallets of unsold units on the homeless shelters.
god i wish i was homeless. those lazy Black folk get all the good stuff for FREE
I wonder who owns the rights to Jolt. Really wish they would bring these back.
For a while they did bring back jolt, but you had to buy it in Dollar General
It wasn't the original.
Wasn't that long ago I had some
Man I remember when I bought 12 12 packs, that’s 144 fricking cans of that shit, on rain check. Then my teeth started falling out. Good thing I didn’t get diabetes before I quit. I want to get a can of the red one so I can complain how it’s too sweet and acidic and throw half of it away.
post teef
They’re better now, even if I’m missing a few in the back, and one crown on the front was replaced. But for a couple of years it was hell, I looked like a fricking methhead.
I still have an unopened 6 pack of world of warcraft gamer fuel from 2009.
the special coke flavors from this past year have all been complete shit. The only one I kind of liked was Starlight
Starlight tasted like marshmallows, didn't care for it. Didn't try the others as a result, still a total prostitute for Vanilla Coke.
They had a good thing going with orange vanilla but then they fricked up by discontinuing it.
Absolutely based taste, by all accounts this shouldn’t work as well as it did and every summer I hold out hope they’ll bring it back
those were disgusting
>They got rid of this AND pepsi fire
God damn it all.
Add water to your soda until you start hating soda. It will take a week or two. Then swap to green tea for the caffeine
i liked these
This was so close to tasting like Mezzo Mix frick coke for not just using that.
They have these in the Coke freestyle machines and I have it every single time
I liked this. I'm also apparently the only person who liked Dreamworld.
If you can stand freestyle machines, they still have orange vanilla
>The only one I kind of liked was the one that tasted like fricking candlewax
I miss this homie like you wouldnt believe
Pepsi Fire was a million times better but everyone hated it.
this was a perfect Christmas/winter flavor, i wish they never got rid of it
It would be nice if Vanilla coke could come back to stores. Its the only kind I’d drink other than cherry.
aus is full of vanilla coke and rasberry coke
see them more than regular coke
I think they all tasted pretty similar. My favorite regular flavor is probably cherry vanilla, but the weird raspberry flavor a few years ago was also good.
Marshmello was GOAT
For me, it's north pole magic.
bros i'm addicted to sugar and i don't know how to stop
39 here. Switch to coke/pepsi 0 right now. It tastes better and you will lose weight.
You mean vanilla coke, one cool drink where the sugar free actually tastes better
>and you will lose weight.
stop lying moron
cut the intake slowly and only consooom no sugar stuff
over time you will naturally stop wanting to eat so much sugar
Specifically what sources of sugar are you addicted to? If it's soda the best advice I can actually give is to buy one of those Sodastream things or other liquid-carbonator and just make carbonated water all day so you still get the fizz of a drink, then slowly wean yourself off that back down to normal water.
Cold turkey anon, I don’t know what else to tell you.
drink water moron,
is trying to give you cancer
>cancer
Let's not get hyperbolic, anon. Obviously drink water all day every day but if you're drinking soda the risk of health effects from the zero variety is immensely better than a regular one. I haven't consumed sugar in 15 years and am in way better shape than I was before.
artificial sweetener will lead to some form of health problems, just drink water
Anyone who only drinks water exclusively and nothing else (which you don't, let's be honest) is a total sociopath to be avoided at all costs.
a can of soda once a month and fruit juice occasionally, homie
>fruit juice
As bad as any full sugar soda. Maybe worse.
homie just eat the fruit. why you gots a be joosing it?
i said occasionally morons i havent had any in months and yes i eat fruit daily
see
read it agian, fat ass
ur being an idiot on purpose? im 6'9 270lbs how's your fat %?
i made flank steak, chicken vesuvio and fried shrimp this week and today i have carne asada fries
i dont fricking know. but you do obviously, big boy. post a photo of youself with some water.
im supposed to take a pic of what my water can? and wtf could i stand next to my garage door?
you water yourself from a can? why not a glass like a human and not a plant?
from sink to filter to my 68oz water can. do you live in a cave?
i live in a pole barn and i still just drink from a glass. i have a filter on non hot tap so i dont have to perform that extra step.
k
aye, swa'ah
>this week
last week my bad i forgot its monday
Yeah but, what, you drink water and nothing else for months at a time? That's insane. Are your meals just as bland? You do cook everything, right? I'm getting piece of untoasted rye bread, cured sausage, beans and a piece of cheese German-anon vibes.
When I was doing combat sports and construction jobs simultaneously, my body was the leanest it has even been.
I was literally running on red and I could actively feel whatever I put in my body.
A few cans of coke was like rocket fuel cause of the caffeine and sugar. But you would instantly be thirsty.
Now that I'm older and less lean, food has a much more subdued effect.
Try flavored clear soda.
Also quit being a b***h.
I used to be the same but now I just tally up the amount of sugar I let myself consume and set a limit. It'll be hard to wean yourself off of as much as you usually drink or eat for the first few days but you get used to it. I let myself max out at 60g of sugar a day and try to keep it under that.
Buy Schweppes Raspberry Lime seltzer to replace your soda intake.
Tastes good and will scratch the carbonation itch
Just drink 0 sugar gigahomie
It still tastes good
If all you drink is soda you are more than likely addicted to caffeine in the soda not the sugar
Switch to drinking coffee or tea
Its hard as hell to break a sugar addiciton. Wean yourself down slowly, exercise to make your mind focus on other things than cravings, and drink lots of water. Its always sugary drinks that frick people up. If you get into the habit of drinking water most of the time, it helps a ton in the long run.
Drink Zevia
Get the seltzer waters they have at walmart. Zero everything and they taste great. Otherwise it isn't that hard to switch to mostly water if you just get a big jug and fill it all the way up. You just need to get in the routine and don't keep sugary drinks in the house.
Most people say seltzer, but that's not sweet at all and it's not a substitute for soda. Besides diet soda, try things that are sweetened with stevia, monk fruit, or beverages that have just a little but of sugar, usually from added fruit juice. I like Zevia, Spindrift, Olipop, Green Cola, etc. but it sucks they're all double the price of soda.
Distilled water. Has a quality taste to it.
start drinking organic grape juice instead of soda. at least then youll get plenty of vitamins and minerals along with the sugar
Are you an Ant?
drink water
ENTER
>broke wienergays
>RAPED PEPSISTERS
>b-but muh ingredi-AAACK
the most based soda to exist, only like 1 dollar kek
that ain't faygo
i kneel
Black cherry soda is top-tier.
For me, it's Big K black cherry soda.
this thing was kind of cool last year
The vanilla Nitro Pepsi whoops ass, it's better than the plain flavor by far. Almost like drinking a soda float out of a can.
Never got the point of this, I drink soda mainly because I like the burn the fizz makes. without it, it's just flat sugar water, which is what this is. If I wanted flat soda I'd just open a two-liter and set it uncovered in the fridge overnight, not buy "nitro"
Frick yeah, I loved the vanilla flavor.
>bought this, excited to try it
>it just tastes overly sweet, and flat since they forgot to account for the change in flavor/acidity/bubbliness by the lack of CO2
Fricking garbage. Idk what they were thinking
>Idk what they were thinking
>how can we ship all these barrels of expired pepsi?
Whoop whoop =^]
I'm from detroit and the only nostalgia I really have for it was red pop and faygo rootbeer, and big boy's slim jims.
Why the frick does no one else on the planet make a fried ham sandwich on a greek roll?
And white castle.
i used to pound faygo because a 36 pack from sams was under $5
>Detroit
Do you happen to live by the sterling heights area?
cotton candy was my shit
I can't find Faygo Creme Soda anywhere anymore.
MMFWCL
>Carcinogen artificial coloring
>everyone says Coke Starlight tastes like marshmallows
>try it
>all I taste is corn (specifically, corn cob after all the corn has been eaten off it)
Starlight specifically reminded me of those freeze-dried marshmallows you get in ice cream and cereal. Didn't like it
For me its the cherry apple Celsius..
This shit makes me laugh so hard. Didn't a guy mix these two and eat it to make zoomers seethe?
water
I bet the person who made this image is overweight
cope
healthBlack folk in this thread. post your body. and that big old smile! you know, because youre so healthy browsing 4 chin looking for gamerfuel threads to tell people about the risks of eating sugar and processed foods! cmon, do it! we al know youre fit and trim so go ahead and be proud of your work!
I'm not I'm just a fatfrick trying not to be as fat of a fatfrick.
ohhh why dont you work out then? a few pushups and squats every day should really boost your ego! and when you do that you can go to walmart and tell all the Black folk and rednecks that what they eat is bad too!
Bros why the FRICK is this permanent while gold like Summer Freeze, Pitch Black, DewSA are limited?
Because they have to try to sell dogshit like Baja Passionfruit, which is terrible and tastes like a candle
Depends on the store you go to some will have Baja Blast or just og and diet
Corporate has been trying to get us to push dogshit like Starry so I'll take this any day of the week
the real reason why this one's such shit is because it's barely carbonated. did these morons forget why I'm buying a soda?
>almost 80g of sugar in a 20oz bottle
dear lord
I have a hard time believing 77g of sugar is only 290 calories
Actually looking at the nutritional information of any sort of carbonated beverage should be enough to snap anyone out of addiction.
not just beverages but some food in general tried putting the full serving size (ie one whole bag) on the label and they found out that people stopped buying them so it's why they half ass said labels
yeah even if, or maybe even especially if it's artificially sweetened. just look at the ingredients list of a can of monster, it's full of sucralose that disintegrates your guts.
Yeah. It sure worked for smokers.
this but beer and wine and unironically
just don't look and pretend you don't know how bad it is for you
It has a screw lid for a reason. You're not meant to chug it all in one sitting
Don't forget the 150mg of caffene.
that's like 2 cups of coffee. i use to drink a pot by myself just to wake up.
have you seen the OG recipe for MC Fries?
That shit used to have sugar, corn syrup and crisco.
>Every dentist and dental hygienist can recognize mtn dew tooth rot over regular rot
Fricking crazy.
Does it make your teeth look like little mountain peaks?
Is there a zero variant? Because if not, frick off.
there wasnt one for the baja flavors this summer so probably not. im still going to get one of each for my shelf though
It's weird because they've been pretty good about making zero versions for most of their non-exclusive drinks recently. However, around here Code Red zero is my fricking holy grail. I see it in stores maybe once every few months and have to buy multiple packs. Diet Code Red is also impossible to find, but it might've finally been phased out.
i didnt even know code red had a zero. ill be looking for that now. wish theyd make a livewire zero as well as that was my favorite non baja blast flava
It's pretty new, maybe around a year old. It tastes better than the diet version, but I'll take either if I can find them.
I never realized how limited the selection of Zero versions of soda was until I got the 'beetus.
Water
Coffee
Milk
Chewing gum
Pretzels
>mountain dew distortion still hasn't been brought back
Literally almost every single flavor at some point has been brought back, but of course distortion gets the short stick because it's hard to market. Frick me dude, it was the best one and that's not nostalgia talking.
They’ve been teasing distortion recently so you may be in luck
I’m wrong, they’re teasing supernova. I’m
Sorry anon
>take code red
>add orange powerade
There. Easy gamerfuel.
Only the vilest of FDA approved liquids.
I just want to say that dark berry flavor at Sam's Club is the fricking best flavor they have, especially the zero sugar version. I'd buy that shit nonstop if they ever made it non-exclusive.
i go there just to get one and walk around
also to ride the electric bikes[spoiler]
For me it's voltage
Based voltagebro, these days I have shifted more to the 'blast but voltage holds a special place in my heart. There is nothing like the first sip of a fresh cold voltage bottle, liquid kino.
I will never not be mad that Voltage won over pic related. I miss it so much bros
IIRC they're planning on bringing this back like they did with pitch black temporarily.
They fricking better
It’s not fair, Major Melon is not even close to this and they keep teasing us with its return for the last 5 or so years now.
Original Voltage was good to the point that even the normal Dew paled by comparison. Now they changed the formula and it sucks monkeyfrick, the company knows this too which is why you'll rarely if ever see it sold outside of liquor stores as single 20oz bottles.
Cant you stop playing and eat a meal instead?
They had a sangria flavor.
I rarely drink soda, but I saw it and was curious, and it was pretty good.
I only saw it like twice after that, and it vanished.
I miss the WoWtain Dew flavors so much, my favorite was the Horde one.
Frost Bite tastes almost exactly the same (rumor is that it's just a rebranded Blue Horde). It's a Walmart exclusive though.
Frost Bite is fricking amazing.
sane as the halo red one
The flavor of the month thing Coke was doing was kinda neat. Most of the flavors are way too artificial but I really enjoyed the rose one. The gaming one wasn't too bad, either.
Everything except Starlight was fricking swill.
I loved that shit, it taste like some sort of exotic cotton candy soda
>290 calories for a liquid
This is why Americans are so fat.
stop drinking sugary sodas bros
>60-80g of sugar from a single soda
It's no fricking wonder Americans are obese or unhealthy
Enjoy your diabetes.
Did they take out sucralose? They put it in Game Fuel several years ago, when they brought it back without any particular game theme, and completely ruined it.
We're safe, they unfricked it.
Tentatively, at least. The formula isn't identical to before, but we know it's not the butchered sucralose version.
Oh good thing they took out the sucralose and left the good stuff like corn syrup, gums, petrol dyes, and a bunch of preservatives.
>Added Sugars 153%
lol I used to drink this poison for so long
no regrets
Wait did the blizzard purchase already go through?
They say it every year and it never does.
5 months since my last soda
feels good
water and alcohol is all you need
>alcohol
Based. We can chill, frick these nerds.
whiskey is the water of life
Agreed.
good man
Based alcohol enjoyer. Nothing beats a nice comfortable buzz when gaming or relaxing in general.
Stupid clumsy dog. Stop getting molested.
phuck mtn dew i did kinda like the 2008 flavors but i probably only drink 1-5 soda cans a year why i have a good smile and never goto the dentist
that shit looks delicious
>goysyrup
every time i drink a soda with it now i feel like i need to immediately brush my teeth just to make the aftertaste go away. suboptimal gamer fuel
Pony has been around forever but that still made me wince.
6 miller lites, two pills of pseudoephedrine, 2 liters of water, a pack of saltines... Yeah, it's gamer time
Dr Pepper Dark Berry.
I don't know why, but it's like liquid crack to me.
I haven't consumed pop in months though. When i think about it my chest feels tight. Is this addiction?
>Dr Pepper Dark Berry
Never heard of this, ever. I'm '85. Pop is midwest/south right? I'm east coast.
midwest mostly, south is like, coke.
And it's very recent, i think last time they put it out was last year for jurassic park, before that the first spiderverse movie.
bring it back
BRING THESE BACK TOO
the frick are these, takis for micks?
i had to look up what a taki even was
never had one but they look disgusting so idk how to compare them
it's a rolled, spicy-lime dorito
oh, that doesnt sound so bad then
maybe ill try one the next time i pass by my local 7-11, ty anon
It's pure zoomer food, but zoomers are actually correct about these. I'm honestly surprised you haven't seen the name before because they brand with a bunch of different shit. I've tried Taki nuts, kettle chips, beef jerky, and a bunch of other weird flavors.
Zoomer here. Never had one. They're for vape-addicted drop-outs and girls who peaked in high school.
I'm a 35 year old with a JD who never peaked and I think they're great.
I'm glad you like them, anon. That's just from my experience.
They're a bit too potent tbh it's like I'm handeating crack
I bought a bag once and the texture feels like you're eating a stale chip. The flavor is not even that good.
I loved knockoff Surge. Speaking of Surge, where the frick did it go? It was brought back as an Amazon exclusive for a bit, then I started to see it at Walmart for a year or two. Now it's vanished again.
You can find it at most Burger Kings, it's almost like their baja blast now.
They brought it back briefly as monster energy soda a while ago. I'd settle for mello yello zero widely available in cans, can pretty much only get it in coke freestyle machines.
I bought a big ass fricking steel water bottle like this but not this one.
I fill it every morning and it's about 3 liters in size.
Drink it once a day and nothing else.
Don't need to, anymore and i'd be pissin instead of drinking.
For me it s Maui Burst DEW ( Directed Energy Weapon)
I actually enjoyed this one
It was fine on it's own but eating anything with it made it taste like shit.
gays. all of you. Used to slam this shit back with the shittiest of bottom shelf handle vodka. Think kamchatkia or Skol.
>gays
>drinks mountain dew post 2010
newbie vibes
homie this shit was available in 2007. have a nice day.
Bring back halo 3
Forever the GOAT.
The cherry one was fricking amazing
nothing will beat OG pitch black. pissed me off when they brought that shit back and it tasted completely different
Yeah, it's a shame. I just mix mountain dew, grape soda, and a bit of sour powder
I know it's been brought back a frickton of times now, but I wanted to find the zero version when they recently brought it back but never saw it anywhere. I had it when it first came out and all I can remember is it tasted like licorice to me, but that must've been 20 years ago by now. I saw the flavor was marketed as some type of grape, which sounded interesting.
My homie. They didnt bring it back per say, they made it sour and called it pitch black 2
I knew I wasn't crazy. That stuff tasted excellent, but I only had it once during a road trip before it completely vanished. When it was "brought back" I bought a 24 pack and it was absolute kusoge. I ended up giving the 23 cans to a friend and I was so mad that I was lied to.
>tfw they never release diet versions of their novelty flavors
And don't tell me "oh but artificial sweeteners are just as ba-" firstly they're not, secondly I wouldn't care if they were. HFCS makes it feel like the entire beverage is syrup, it coats your mouth and gives it an overly thick feel that lingers and coats your teeth, making you feel like you need to brush them after. If you leave it, you'll get bad breath even faster from having sugars on your tongue. It's the opposite of refreshing. Diet drinks on the other hand have a pleasant burn, they're cleanly drunk and don't overstay their welcome, perfectly refreshing way to get a little caffeine in the system. Objectively superior in every way.
If I'm going to be drinking goyslop, the least you could do is keep the fricking syrup out of it.
i miss it like you wouldn't believe
based and sadpilled
fricking whyyy these were crazy
you could taste every component of a classic cheezeburger!
the late night jalapeno were also quite good
>Halo
>Diablo
Is Mountain Dew cursed or something?
>Americans get all kinds of different liquid diabetes flavors
>Meanwhile we third worlders have coke, fanta, sprite and uhhhhhh.... The same exact flavors but from different cheaper brands
It never feels as owari as when I find a gamer fuel thread tbh.
There is no dr pepper here either. The best you can do is buy import for 2 eur a can.
How are sugar drinks gamer fuel? Shit wrecks your body and leaves you feeling like shit unless you cram other sugar shit into your body so you come down easy. JUST DO DRUGS, OKAY?
I miss these like you wouldn't believe
I drank half a sugar drink after getting fit and the room got really fricking bright in a matter of dozen seconds. My heart was beating like I was 3 miles into a 13.1 mile workout. I know you guys drink this shit and barely feel a thing, and that's crazy.
Yeah it's kinda like when vegetarians get an upset tummy if they eat anything with meat in it.
yeah i got fit and swole
had sex with 420 women
AND I NEVER DRANK, SMOKED, OR DID ANY DRUGS
i cant believe you would cave and do that
youre no better than a pfile or meshead
GIVE IT BACK
For me, it is Sun Drop.
If it's good enough for Dale...
I literally drink nothing but soda and water. It's BASED
Dew s a is peak, even though it's just 3 flavors combined.
>"Mystic Punch"
>It's just fricking grape again
They can't keep getting away with it
when i lived in Texas i used to pick up 6 al pastor tacos almost every single day and eat them throughout a gamer session. one of the few things i miss from that state.
I miss coke with coffee
>summer is almost over
I'm gonna miss it, bros.
I stopped drinking carbonated soda ~6 months ago (with the exception of wienertails) and I do not miss it to be honest.
>290 calories
Man I sort of gave up on life but I still don't want to get fat. Like it's just one fricking bottle of liquid, it's not even food, and it's still like a regular mickey dees cheeseburger in terms of calories. I switched to 0 sugar drinks a long time ago
I hate they got rid of these
I liked them a lot
you're the only one
The zero sugar vanilla flavor was so fricking good. I wonder if they still make it in Japan? It was still fairly popular when I was there early this year.
I was surprised at how much I enjoyed them. Figured I'd get one just for shits and giggles and see how bad it affected my bowel movements. Turned out to be pretty smooth and suffered no ill effects. Don't even like coffee normally.
There's discontinued drinks, and then there's tragedies.
These things tasted better in memory, or the ingredients changed over the years.
SoBe still exists, but I'll admit it's not the same without the gay lizard art.
Are Ganker cuckolds really so pathetic that tiny ass amounts of caffeine in sodas actually have any effect on them?
I thought GankerBlack persony is supposed to make you feel le good all the time?
Only young age can do that. GankerBlack persony is supposed to make you not feel like shit as you age.
>fat as frick
>literally morbidly obese
>can't stop drinking coke and its offbrands like Sprite
>try to stop really hard
>still give in and drink like 3l/week
>don't even want to try the zero editions because the shit they put in there is probably just as bad
this is the end
>the shit they put in there is probably just as bad
it doesn't give you diabetes
>it doesn't give you diabetes
no, it just gives you turbocancer instead
diabetes > cancer
>can't stop
>give in and drink like 3l
Can't you just not have any in your house, anon? I mean if you don't have any I don't understand how you could "give in".
>Can't you just not have any in your house,
I will go out and buy some
well at least it motivates me to take a walk I guess
I really can't pretend to know what you're going through anon, but the idea of being that addicted to soda is very troubling.
I've got some American inlaws, I've heard them say things like "water is too boring" (homie it's water, what), I guess it has its hooks in real deep with some people, huh. I really hope you can get free of its grasp, I don't want you to be fat and sickly.
Man, no wonder you people are all brainrotten with all that shit you've been ingesting
says he while Gankergays and vegans continue somehow being way more mentally ill
>10AM at high school, barely awake
>soda machines strategically-placed by every entrance
>*BRRRRRRM-KSHUNK*
Aw yeah, time for class
>high school
>soda machines placed everywhere
In my school, carbonated sodas may as well have been the devil's own creation, you'd never see that shit for sale, nor would anyone ever dare to bring their own in because they knew they'd be in for some real trouble. Crazy how different the culture apparently is to your school.
t. Brit
I'm sure most European countries are like this however, especially now with all the laws and shit related to selling sugar to kids.
We had vending machines at my high school but they fricking shut them down during school hours so I don't know what the point of them was
>vending machines exclusively for the nighttime jannies to use
Very cool
They.. they don't make it anymore
>spend half my life wishing they'd bring these things back
>they actually fricking did
The rain one still tastes good, but i think its a bit sweeter than it was 15 years ago. Haven't been able to find every flavor, but I'm glad I can get any of them
>blocks your path
Baja Blast or Pitch Black. Depends on whichever I want more. That's one upside of being a leaf, not that there's many. I miss Code Red.