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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for what?
    down syndrome?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly women?

      Human men true purpose: pound green women

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE'S YELLOWE-FROG YOU MONGOLOI-MUTT

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly women?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop spammimg this goy-horny slop game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larian won
      seethe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad guy won, now gaming has fallen in to thousand year darkness

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being a demoralized homosexual. Some moronic circlejerk by industry homosexuals disguised as an award show is meaningless.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be fricked by an intense alien girl like her

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it ok to post her boobs here? I got banned for posting shadowc**ts...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zels big areola...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        delicious

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of seeing this ugly hag in the catalog. Fricking have a nice day already.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for shoe0nhead?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get hallucinations from licking/kissing her skin?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fart fetish

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot as frick

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna princess carry Lae'zel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna princess marry lae'zel

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for frogs?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for the french?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a fet for athleic monster faced dick girls

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always conflicted between her and Minthara. They both hate sharing but I want them both!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel hates sharing? I thought her whole thing was fricking for fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you romance her and try to bang the drow twins in a foursome she'll talk about how she doesn't share what's hers and will not share herself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is an amazoness warrior, not a degenerate indulcing in decadence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were bamboozled. She's incredibly possessive. The one who likes to share is Shadowheart.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't play the game

        she's the most loyal out of all the women

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Karlach is loyal, to the quickly approaching end. Although in turn she's a cuck.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            more like karlacking content/ending

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she's a cuck
            cuckquean is rare and underutilized

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why did she run off with her Prince Charming and leave me behind?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't say who she was loyal to.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            because you didn't play the game nor did you have high enough affinity to get her to stay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      built for raping human paladins

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I am a mighty paladin and I never lose

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sucks to be you, you will never break through to Lae'zel's loving and tender side after she beats the absolute shit out of you in one turn because you're a squishy caster.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the orcs being so skinny i mean she has 0% fat and women have more fat than men usually in dymorphic species.
      Anyone has a lore reason why they are so disgusting?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Githyanki have to steal everything they eat because time doesn't pass in their home dimension.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a githyanki not an orc DSP you fricking moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, Minthara's recruitable? I killed her in that lvl4 temple over the weekend. She's hot, I would have saved her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You had to kill her until Patch 5 (release a week ago) if you wanted a good alligned route, now you can recruit her as a good guy, but she always was, you just had to be evil and kill the tieflings

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s fricking criminal that they didn’t give karlach dinner plates on beach balls
    frogfu’s areola powergap is absurd

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As if dude

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      her toes look like filled condoms

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she filled condoms

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a lot of stuff about this game everywhere but I haven't played it yet. Is there some normal looking female I can hit on that isn't a prostitute? I heard that shart was in a cult and got gangbanged or something and every other female looks like some weird argonian fire monster or whatever. Im not interested in the frog b***h.

    Can I hit on an underage elf girl or something??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shart's the "normal" one, but if you don't think Karlach is hot, you're gay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        karlach is attractive but her personality is too innocent, it feels wrong to have sex with her

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is innocent about it exactly? She thirsts for you almost as much as Lae'zel.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your loss.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'too innocent'
          >stuck fighting the blood wars in hell for a decade
          >before that was the bodyguard for a debauched aristocraft
          They went ojn a weird direction with her.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gortash was still pretending to be respectable. And she spent 10 years fighting and killing devils, which was basically the thing she was good at and liked doing. She just hated why she had to do it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >innocent
          She literally tells you she's been "pent up" from not being able to touch anyone.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And like her second line after you confess that you like her is
            >God I want to ride you until you see stars.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She feels like some tumblr strongwoman to me, never liked her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's her voice that puts me off. She sounds like a kids TV presenter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should not base opinions on game from stuff you read on Ganker, especially not anything that becomes the hot topic. Just pirate it and try it yourself.

      Shadowheart is very normal, despite the autistic rage here, and Karlach is also hot and normal and best girl, but you have to get past the horns. If you wanna frick a drow she's in there too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you like gilfs there is minty

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the shadowheart cuck/bawd stuff is just memes and lies by people trying to make their own waifus look better

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay but shes not a virgin though

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of the women you can romance aren’t virgins

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            isnt the frog b***h? this game is shit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >isn’t the frog b***h?
              Nope

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              theyre grownups bro

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shadowheart and Karlach might be. Gith don't give birth, so they're whole species doesn't treat sex as sacred. It's literally just pleasure for them, hence the romance development being different if you go with Lae'Zel. Shadowheart was groomed and then lost her memory, so her being a virgin is very likely.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >, so her being a virgin is very likely.
              Multiple people in the Shar temple outright imply they fricked her, Shadowheart says it herself if you cheat on her with Mizora. Shar culbreasts are deranged lunatics

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Multiple people in the Shar temple outright imply they fricked her, Shadowheart says it herself if you cheat on her with Mizora
                [citation needed]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >so her being a virgin is very likely.
                why do "people" like you not play the game and then spread lies

                she fricked a gnome lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >''The Way i was raised, the way I was trained... well, it was positively encouraged to get to know each other. Even from the memories I can recall, there's stories I could tell you...''

                She's not a virgin, stop coping

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so her being a virgin is very likely.
              why do "people" like you not play the game and then spread lies

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every girl is a prostitute thats taken 1k dicks
                this game sounds like shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kiss
                where's the line that says they fricked?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shadowheart was groomed and then lost her memory, so her being a virgin is very likely
              What a grand and intoxicating innocence

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet her insides feel so fricking good. I’m desperate to feel Gith pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder about the texture of it and also what her natural body temperature is. How is the geometry changed, does she lay eggs out of it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Githyanki have special broodmothers so Lae'zel's hole is strictly for penises and not babies or eggs.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did larian do this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it didnt feel organic at all. there's like 1 scene between the top and bottom, and she's already decided to be your girlfriend and challenges you to a duel to prove your loyalty or whatever. honestly every subplot kind of felt rushed like that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's like 1 scene between the top and bottom
        you mean the whole fricking game moron

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A fetish for ugly women? Thats no fetish, its called being a simp.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skeletor noses and crab ears are such a turn on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crabs don't have ears.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stick it in her

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll for your githyanki gf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed the cutest one in the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed the cutest one in the game.

      Too bad the lighting is dark here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know Lae'Zel is meant to be a warrior, but so are a bunch of the others we encounter. Why did they make her face more gruff (skins a bit rougher and wrinkled) compared to all the others? They have less scares and smoother skin, which is why they're all so much cuter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because those are the characteristics of her race. Compared to the Giths we encounter, they did everything they could to 'humanize' her features, she is also very different from the cinematics because they realize they were potentially mining player's likeness for her if they turned her ugly like a Gith should be

        In summary, they made her as pretty as she could be without decharactezing her.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Because those are the characteristics of her race.
          Read my post again.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see. I assume for the same reason they didn't bother giving the player exclusive faces and instead the player can encounter countless npcs with the same face as them: they just didn't care

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You lack basic reading comprehension. I was referring to how they only made Lae'Zel's face far more gruff and rough than others. I know her face is using a unique texture and face model, but it's odd they made other females of her race smoother. Saying this is a characteristic of her race means nothing if only SHE looks this rough. We encounter countless other female gith who have both larger fangs and smoother skin, which is why so many of them look cuter. What's even more odd is their teeth being larger than even the creator models, which have the same customization options as them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understood what you said and I keep the answer: they didn't care

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >githyanki all look hideous
      >lae'zel is the most beautiful creature i've ever laid eyes on
      how is this possible?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        winged eyeliner

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the warpaint

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          still pure sex

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paint
          those are scales bro.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly wish we could have more meaningful interactions with NPCs, especially Gith. It's sad most of these gith chars are there to be plot devices (doctor) or kill fodder. Them not expanding EA past the grove situation meant they poured the majority of NPC interactions into it for players to fool around in, while there's far less shit to do with NPCs in-game. Your own NPCs chime in way less in Act 2 as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 for the love of god

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all these githyanki
      Build the wall

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are all made for white male human fighter wiener

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they all look like some one took the liquefy tool in photoshop to their face

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How exactly do they reproduce? Who makes the eggs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vlaakith chooses whoever
        >they lay the eggs in the material plane
        >they hatch

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always had a fetish for women with the down syndrome phenotype

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her face is literally what fetal alcohol syndrome looks like

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the nosejobs, and not in the way you're thinking. Get your mind in the gutter

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do githyanki have nipples if they lay eggs?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were originally humans, but got enslaved and fricked up by mind flayers to the point they became their own thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vestigial, I assume. They weren't always Giths, as they evolded from a previous race that was ensalved by the Mind-flayers for countless eons on the astral plane, they might've been human or something else. I also imagine that for a warrior race with no separation of male and female warriors, laying eggs is the most safe approach

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    give you new fetish
    >women
    Huh?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent must be whipping their shills like slaves they never stop spamming their advertisements.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>game gives you new fetish

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's a sexy frog.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >egg hatches in the epilogue
    >newspaper reports that he runs around like I moron on bar counters
    love my autistic child

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    love lae'zel

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel.

    More like Bae'zel.

    amirite??

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frog best

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest, before playing the game I always thought I wouldn't like this green b***h, but those eyes and her personality towards you in the game as you get close to her sold her to me, unlike Shadowheart who'd probably end up cucking you, Laezel just wants the trad relationship experience, just you and her, no other b***hes allowed. Which cements my opinion that Laezel, is in fact the best girl in the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame she had the hottest VA and they made her the lizard b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are amphibians prostitute

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember, before I got the game, telling myself that I probably wouldn't interact with the romance part of the game at all since I found Shadowheart and Karlach pretty uninteresting from the little snippets I had seen.
    But then I immediately melted into a hot mess when she started waxing poetic about my fricking boysmell.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's best girl

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she make my penis erect

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Shadowheart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Shadow FART!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yellow fever isn't a new fetish

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that egoraptor's wife?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexual intercourse with frogs

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the game flopped.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game exposes people as morons, hypocrites and zoophiles

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly exposed you as a moron that's a definite

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gane gets exposed as western subversive shill campaign and starts shilling ugly characters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the fricking shill campaign

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up in the early morning hours to empty bed
    >no frog gf cuddled up to me
    Lads.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar did it to us, we wanna fug long legged blue girls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We skipped Far cry 5 & 6 cause it was about generic plants and animals. Avatar is more interesting, it's got alien creatures and weird plants. We didn't get bored playing Avatar because it looks very different. Unlike the tasteless, boring dogshit Far cry

      Based armanon is an AvatChad

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We skipped Far cry 5 & 6 cause it was about generic plants and animals. Avatar is more interesting, it's got alien creatures and weird plants. We didn't get bored playing Avatar because it looks very different. Unlike the tasteless, boring dogshit Far cry

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowfart just fricking killed her in my honor playtrough

    Serves her right for being a frog

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      resurrect her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can't be resurrected after being killed like that, unfortunately

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it lore explainable or just the game made it so?

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god for mods

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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