>Rest? Huh, you know what? Maybe I will! >Buy beer and chips at Dale's Chips and Drinks? Huh, sure why not! >Donate plasma and save children? Anything for you my dear television!
Don't dodge the question.
A fricking power point presentation is a file.
Unless you're printing a hard copy or just typing it in an e-mail, the term paper you're sending to your professor is a file.
Making a video presentation? Good odds that's a video file and not a vhs tape.
So again, how big of a moron are you that you seriously believe students don't use files?
It’s incredibly hilarious how Zoomers are as technologically illiterate as boomers, despite being raised with an electric device in their hands as early as 2 years. Literally prime Black person cattle. Also a new study showed how they can’t even google anymore and use either instagram or tiktok as their search engine.
I don’t want to sound like the stereotypical geeze with “those kids” rants but zoomers are unironically vegetables, i dread when we reach Gen Alpha / Gen Beta
I sure did. I remember having a fear that I wasn't smart enough to work with computers until I worked in a computer repair shop. I basically got paid $25 an hour to run virus removal software for 5 to 6 hours each day, the rest of the time was either fricking around or cleaning computers.
It's really wild to think that there was basically 20 years of computer history where you have the whole concept of a graphical user interface desktop and have to have a basic understanding of how programs and files are organized(in folders, naturally, like how a real life office would organize documents), and then you get to the rise of smartphones at the end of the '00s, where everything has to function through "apps," and interacted with in the simplest touch motions and everything nebulously exists tangential to your apps.
>Older generations mocking a younger generation for not knowing how to do something they were never taught how to do by the older generations
This is always absolutely nothing but a bad reflection on yourself. Like a parent mocking their children. Everything they are, is down to you, whether its your rearing style or your genetics. They are a reflection of you.
Boomers not knowing how to open a PDF, despite co-existing along side PDFs longer than Zoomers have, however, is inexcusable
If a baby can work an iPad, an old man can figure out how to click on an link
>needing instructions to use a can opener
How can anyone look at that and not think "sharp circle thing cuts thin metal thing"
I once watched my mom use a can opener (not that abomination in the webm, one like this
>never had one of those can openers
I am almost tempted to buy one and see if I can actually use but it would be like falling for an ad so no way.
This is all I need. I can't believe it took me like 10 mins to find a normal can opener pic
), so I tried it myself and figured it out
unfortunately a lot of parents don't bother raising their kids, and would rather have them as far away as possible at all times, because the idea of "family" became a burden instead of something to be proud of
the zoomer in that webm doesn't know how to use a can opener, most likely because his parents didn't want him around in the kitchen
I'm sure you were born knowing everything, but most people learn from both experience and human interaction
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It's not from being "born knowing everything". You literally only need to look at the fricking tool presented to you and apply common fricking sense. Take a bunker/butterfly style can opener. How the frick are you going to open a can using the handle? Or the crank? Common sense dictates that you don't. Those parts are too blunt and dull to do anything to the can, so unless you plan on bludgeoning it open then that means some other part is used.
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>zoomers don't have common sense >zoomers don't have critical thinking
why can't gen x and millennials into parenting or teaching? it's their responsibility to teach kids how to think, and they clearly fricking failed
2 years ago
Anonymous
>why aren't the oldgays spoonfeeding everything
Kids get taught the fundamentals. Beyond that it's up to the kid to want to learn.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i won't spoonfeed....... my children
you stupid wanker
2 years ago
Anonymous
Parents really, truly don't. When did your dad sit you down to teach you actual valuable life skills like how to file your taxes or read your meter? How many at home cooking classes did your mother run you through?
2 years ago
Anonymous
my mother taught me how to make cookies and spam musubi
2 years ago
Anonymous
Congratulations, instead of dying hungry at least you'll die of either diabetes or high cholesterol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based musubi enjoyer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Musubi
2 years ago
Anonymous
Shijima is shit, SHIT!
2 years ago
Anonymous
ALL of the reasons are shit, admittedly I just like Hikawa more than Isamu
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dunno, Musubi seems kinda based, having your own to frick around sounds comfy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I thought this too the first time I played Nocturne but after having years to think on it, I think I would go insane having a whole world to myself. For both no social interaction and drive to do even anything because under Musubi everyone’s a god technically
2 years ago
Anonymous
Just create other people to keep you company. Shijima would be pretty much the same as just killing yourself.
2 years ago
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now why in the world would I want other people
2 years ago
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I’m almost positive it says somewhere in the game that with Musubi you can’t create life
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You can certainly do, Isamu himself says he hopes to "rebirth" in your world, as in you would bother enough to to make an Isamu clone.
2 years ago
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He does? If you can actually create life then Musubi is 1000% based. Too bad it’s not really explained with definitive rules and all we get is Isamu’s vague idea of what he wants
>never had one of those can openers
I am almost tempted to buy one and see if I can actually use but it would be like falling for an ad so no way.
This is all I need. I can't believe it took me like 10 mins to find a normal can opener pic
This doesn't make any sense. I don't know anyone who has owned an electric can opener in years. It's one of those things that came and didn't really make much sense because it takes up counter space and doesn't speed up the process any so people stopped using them.
I wouldn't know how to operate that at first either, mostly because I never had to. Eventually had to start opening my own cans, but I used tool like this which looks a bit more simple than that.
This webm gets posted a lot, but as a millenial i didn't learn how to use a can opener until my late 20s. Cans these days more often than not come with openable seals that require no tools, genuinely surprised the can opener hasn't been phased out by that function being put on all cans.
Don't schools still have computer class? You'd think they would have kids doing basic coding exercises or even typing tests and Excel still instead of looking for "FNF unblocked".
Yes, they do. The picture is an exaggerated story that Gankeraylords post to feel smart. >haha zoomers are so worthless they don't even know what a file is >i'm special because i can write "hello world" in mindfrick hahah i'm so smart
Fricking dorks
>>i'm special because i can write "hello world" in mindfrick hahah i'm so smart
I went to school for MIS and this sentence BTFOs me on so many levels. Don't go to school for MIS
One of the funniest things that ever happened to me was in my high school programming class.
We were learning scratch and the professor wanted us to make a game. This game was then going to be judged by the students in the special needs class from downs (lol) the hall. The professor was a really cool guy that tried to interact with/entertain those kids whenever he could. Socializing really helps them out a lot in the long run.
I remember making my game about Cthulu, but I can't remember the gameplay itself. Everyone in the class is saying that my game is actually pretty fun and that the kids are going to love it.
Fast forward to later in the day and the kids arrive. Everyone is figuring out where to sit and whose game they want to see first. The kids start to go around and are enjoying every single game that they play. But then they get to me.
I was like "I've got this in the bag. The kids loved every game they played so far." This moronic chick starts playing and she immediately dies. She then proceeds to turn towards me and say "It wasn't very fun. It sucks." She said it with the most confident look on her face that I've ever seen. I cannot describe how a literal moron's can look so confident in what they said. It was mind-boggling. I couldn't understand nor fathom what had just occurred. I somehow failed to entertain some moron that sits in one class all day and plays with their own shit. Pic related is as close to the face they made as I could find.
I had to leave the class because my friends and I were laughing so hard.
>ITT: Ganker discovers that a majority of the population is considerably low IQ
I bet you feel so special now. Congratulations. You know what computer files are. You also know how to use a can opener.
Aren't you so smart? Aren't you such a special boy?
you vastly underestimate how stupid the average person is, OP
>Rest? Huh, you know what? Maybe I will!
>Buy beer and chips at Dale's Chips and Drinks? Huh, sure why not!
>Donate plasma and save children? Anything for you my dear television!
>kids never have to use them
>why don't you know ehat that is? everyone knows!
Anon, how moronic are you that you are making a claim that students never use files?
i'm not getting into a dumbass argument with a Ganker warrior over a bait headline, eat my shit dude
Don't dodge the question.
A fricking power point presentation is a file.
Unless you're printing a hard copy or just typing it in an e-mail, the term paper you're sending to your professor is a file.
Making a video presentation? Good odds that's a video file and not a vhs tape.
So again, how big of a moron are you that you seriously believe students don't use files?
>noooo argue with me
lel no
sounds like your name is Jimmy Rustle, take the L and move on
>d-dude even though files and folders are used in phones its obvious they wouldnt know
have a nice day
http://lolwut.info/comp/app-word.html
Here's your answer.
tldr: dumb applekeks
this, it's such a boomer moment
>what?! how could you not know something we never taught you??
>you have to teach me what a file and a folder is
I figured that shit out when I was like 7 years old
Even in my turd world shithole we had to regularly use a PC/Laptop in HS.
Gen A, or whatever we decide to call them, won't know how to type on a QWERTY keyboard.
It’s incredibly hilarious how Zoomers are as technologically illiterate as boomers, despite being raised with an electric device in their hands as early as 2 years. Literally prime Black person cattle. Also a new study showed how they can’t even google anymore and use either instagram or tiktok as their search engine.
I don’t want to sound like the stereotypical geeze with “those kids” rants but zoomers are unironically vegetables, i dread when we reach Gen Alpha / Gen Beta
What’s with all the chinks today?
I sure did. I remember having a fear that I wasn't smart enough to work with computers until I worked in a computer repair shop. I basically got paid $25 an hour to run virus removal software for 5 to 6 hours each day, the rest of the time was either fricking around or cleaning computers.
How embarrassing, next you'll tell me people have forgotten how to use a mangle! i'faith!
According to an article, zoomers are so moronic, they go to tiktok for tutorials.
Touch grass.
I give your nan unnecessary tips if you know what i mean hahahaha
>nan
U WUT M8?
>nan
The bot malfunctioned?
>not a number
kek didn't know the ai runs on Javascript.
>boomers don't understand computers
>zoomers don't understand computers
technology becomes outdated in the blink of an eye
It's really wild to think that there was basically 20 years of computer history where you have the whole concept of a graphical user interface desktop and have to have a basic understanding of how programs and files are organized(in folders, naturally, like how a real life office would organize documents), and then you get to the rise of smartphones at the end of the '00s, where everything has to function through "apps," and interacted with in the simplest touch motions and everything nebulously exists tangential to your apps.
Is this why zoomers cant type? Typing an assignment on a phone would be a nightmare
Meh, I used to do it when I was public transport dependent to get to uni. It's a pain but not impossible.
gen z are cucked yet all this was due their parents and millennials
This Chinese anon is right, zoomers are big dumb poo brains and the future of America is canceled in favor of Chinese century of prosperity
>Chinese century of prosperity
lmfa then o
>Older generations mocking a younger generation for not knowing how to do something they were never taught how to do by the older generations
This is always absolutely nothing but a bad reflection on yourself. Like a parent mocking their children. Everything they are, is down to you, whether its your rearing style or your genetics. They are a reflection of you.
Boomers not knowing how to open a PDF, despite co-existing along side PDFs longer than Zoomers have, however, is inexcusable
If a baby can work an iPad, an old man can figure out how to click on an link
>Like a parent mocking their children
This anon wasn’t mocked enough as a child, that’s why he’s self righteous and annoying.
>having 0 self agency
By your logic there have never been anyone who's taught themselves anything
I once watched my mom use a can opener (not that abomination in the webm, one like this
), so I tried it myself and figured it out
unfortunately a lot of parents don't bother raising their kids, and would rather have them as far away as possible at all times, because the idea of "family" became a burden instead of something to be proud of
the zoomer in that webm doesn't know how to use a can opener, most likely because his parents didn't want him around in the kitchen
>he needed to watch someone do it.
Anon, it doesn't take much to figure out "use sharp end to open can", much less needing to watch someone do it.
I'm sure you were born knowing everything, but most people learn from both experience and human interaction
It's not from being "born knowing everything". You literally only need to look at the fricking tool presented to you and apply common fricking sense. Take a bunker/butterfly style can opener. How the frick are you going to open a can using the handle? Or the crank? Common sense dictates that you don't. Those parts are too blunt and dull to do anything to the can, so unless you plan on bludgeoning it open then that means some other part is used.
>zoomers don't have common sense
>zoomers don't have critical thinking
why can't gen x and millennials into parenting or teaching? it's their responsibility to teach kids how to think, and they clearly fricking failed
>why aren't the oldgays spoonfeeding everything
Kids get taught the fundamentals. Beyond that it's up to the kid to want to learn.
>i won't spoonfeed....... my children
you stupid wanker
Parents really, truly don't. When did your dad sit you down to teach you actual valuable life skills like how to file your taxes or read your meter? How many at home cooking classes did your mother run you through?
my mother taught me how to make cookies and spam musubi
Congratulations, instead of dying hungry at least you'll die of either diabetes or high cholesterol.
Based musubi enjoyer.
>Musubi
Shijima is shit, SHIT!
ALL of the reasons are shit, admittedly I just like Hikawa more than Isamu
I dunno, Musubi seems kinda based, having your own to frick around sounds comfy.
I thought this too the first time I played Nocturne but after having years to think on it, I think I would go insane having a whole world to myself. For both no social interaction and drive to do even anything because under Musubi everyone’s a god technically
Just create other people to keep you company. Shijima would be pretty much the same as just killing yourself.
now why in the world would I want other people
I’m almost positive it says somewhere in the game that with Musubi you can’t create life
You can certainly do, Isamu himself says he hopes to "rebirth" in your world, as in you would bother enough to to make an Isamu clone.
He does? If you can actually create life then Musubi is 1000% based. Too bad it’s not really explained with definitive rules and all we get is Isamu’s vague idea of what he wants
>needing instructions to use a can opener
How can anyone look at that and not think "sharp circle thing cuts thin metal thing"
>you need to be taught how to do something to be able to figure it out
shut the frick up Black person just by looking at it
dude a can opener looks like a fricking dr. seuss zimboozler if you've never seen one before
>never had one of those can openers
I am almost tempted to buy one and see if I can actually use but it would be like falling for an ad so no way.
This is all I need.
I can't believe it took me like 10 mins to find a normal can opener pic
Anon, the other one is a normal can opener as well. It's just that you have a lever type while the other one is a butterfly type.
>Not using a can opener that removes the whole lid
ngmi
I can remove the whole can easily with a buttlerfly.
I used a hatchet to open my first can of chili ever.
This doesn't make any sense. I don't know anyone who has owned an electric can opener in years. It's one of those things that came and didn't really make much sense because it takes up counter space and doesn't speed up the process any so people stopped using them.
I wouldn't know how to operate that at first either, mostly because I never had to. Eventually had to start opening my own cans, but I used tool like this which looks a bit more simple than that.
This webm gets posted a lot, but as a millenial i didn't learn how to use a can opener until my late 20s. Cans these days more often than not come with openable seals that require no tools, genuinely surprised the can opener hasn't been phased out by that function being put on all cans.
>Why not take a break and jump out the window?
Don't schools still have computer class? You'd think they would have kids doing basic coding exercises or even typing tests and Excel still instead of looking for "FNF unblocked".
Yes, they do. The picture is an exaggerated story that Gankeraylords post to feel smart.
>haha zoomers are so worthless they don't even know what a file is
>i'm special because i can write "hello world" in mindfrick hahah i'm so smart
Fricking dorks
>>i'm special because i can write "hello world" in mindfrick hahah i'm so smart
I went to school for MIS and this sentence BTFOs me on so many levels. Don't go to school for MIS
coding classes are jerk off classes where they teach you scratch and cool math games
Coolmath-games got me through high school computer classes, don't you talk shit.
that's my point, they don't teach you how computers work, they just let you play games
I did nothing but cool math games too and I didn't learn shit
One of the funniest things that ever happened to me was in my high school programming class.
We were learning scratch and the professor wanted us to make a game. This game was then going to be judged by the students in the special needs class from downs (lol) the hall. The professor was a really cool guy that tried to interact with/entertain those kids whenever he could. Socializing really helps them out a lot in the long run.
I remember making my game about Cthulu, but I can't remember the gameplay itself. Everyone in the class is saying that my game is actually pretty fun and that the kids are going to love it.
Fast forward to later in the day and the kids arrive. Everyone is figuring out where to sit and whose game they want to see first. The kids start to go around and are enjoying every single game that they play. But then they get to me.
I was like "I've got this in the bag. The kids loved every game they played so far." This moronic chick starts playing and she immediately dies. She then proceeds to turn towards me and say "It wasn't very fun. It sucks." She said it with the most confident look on her face that I've ever seen. I cannot describe how a literal moron's can look so confident in what they said. It was mind-boggling. I couldn't understand nor fathom what had just occurred. I somehow failed to entertain some moron that sits in one class all day and plays with their own shit. Pic related is as close to the face they made as I could find.
I had to leave the class because my friends and I were laughing so hard.
Tl;dr I failed to entertain an actual moron.
Well I'm not laughing at your story so I guess you failed to entertain a moron again.
In my experience not anymore, but you are expected to use one on basically every subject that requires writing long shit.
>ITT: Ganker discovers that a majority of the population is considerably low IQ
I bet you feel so special now. Congratulations. You know what computer files are. You also know how to use a can opener.
Aren't you so smart? Aren't you such a special boy?