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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ethereal + Haste OR Etheral + Fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on you, armor hasn't been implemented yet. It's early access, bro.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haste/Ethereal will give you the highest damage output in most systems.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death + Haste because it sounds fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enemies die in 1 hit anyways

      haste paralyze cheese
      SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH
      GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED

      >resistance buildup means you won't be paralyzing anything more than twice

      frost + poison.
      >b-but my sword does more damage
      i will simply not allow you to attack. cope, Black person.

      >poison ticks remove freeze

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poison doesn't do damage, it's a paralysis effect. read the image, Black person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >makes up unmentoned additional fanfic mechanics like status buildup resistance or ticks removing freezes
        If you are just gonna make up shit you can counter any combo.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haste paralyze cheese
    SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH
    GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost is better for on hit effects.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The noob strategy is clearly blood+spikes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frost + poison.
    >b-but my sword does more damage
    i will simply not allow you to attack. cope, Black person.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has, uhhhh... idk just make your pick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      computer + internet + food + gym, what the frick else could a man possibly need?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A dog or cat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6 bullets needed to commit suicide
      it would be extremely painful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      computer + internet + woman + doctors + the 2 plates once a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Computer + Internet combo makes all the other entertainment options completely obsolete

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      considering im currently living in a situation that costs 3 points (internet) with no reward, this would be a huge improvement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gamer PC + internet mogs the tv, audio system and books so it's an instapick (5 points)
      Medic as insurance (7 points)
      Bag of groceries so I can entertain myself by cooking (8)
      This leaves me with 2 points left which I will use on windows because windowless rooms freak me out.
      Gym is unnecessary since I can just exercise by myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PC - 2
      >Groceries - 1
      >Training room - 1
      >Doctors - 2
      >Internet - 3
      >Pen and Paper - 1
      Easiest ten years of my life. Only hard part is not being able to visit my family during the winter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Windows, groceries, books, gym, doctors, woman :^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why swedish cuisine specifically?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All Swedish meals are surströmming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Groceries - 1
      Consoles - 2
      Computer package - 5
      Doctors - 2

      Easiest choice of my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 years of your lime are more valuable than 10 million after release, that shit will be less than 5mil after inflation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take 10 times the Burger King meal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drugs
      booze
      4 women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Computer, windows, internet, groceries and doctors.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming pc internet and groceries, and there is nothing else I want. Doctors I guess. I would rather not have windows and luxury furniture is probably uncomfortable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would rather not have windows
        why? you think you can make it 10 years without seeing the outside world with your real eyes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm currently living that way just fine except without the promise of being rich at the end of it while living a cushy lifestyle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Windows have only ever paned me. The sun burns and ages you and they are portals to my filth and depravity that I constantly feel watching my back.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up, Carlos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No deal. I have better things to do with the next 10 years of my life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Computer
      Internet
      Groceries
      Gym
      Pen and paper to drawgay
      Drug

      Easy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaming pc, internet, windows, woman, groceries. Swapping the woman for doctors would be smarter but my goal here is to not go insane. Contact with another human once a week would probably be more effective than a doctor if I happen to have some medical problem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if your doctor was a really hot woman?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not obligated to suck my dick and if I don't have any medical emergencies, I won't see her. With the sex woman, I'm guaranteed human contact once a week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my goal here is to not go insane
        the doctor can give you the meds doe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >meds
          No thanks, goldstein

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      windows, groceries, sexo, internet and sports
      this made me realise im a normie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Computer combo 5pts
      >Windows 2pts
      >Sexo 2pts
      >Groceries 1pts

      PC blows console gaming out of the water, also renders TV/books/notepad useless cause it can do all those and then some. Gym, drugs, alcohol, and gun are moronic. The doctors make no sense cause you'll have minimal exposure, it's also implyed you're going to live regardless.

      On the positive end windows give you vitamin D and are the most likely to prevent insanity. The once a week woman isnt just sex but also human contact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Computer, internet, groceries, doctors, frick slave. Easy.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood + Diamond

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game makes you want to live in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gothic Parish
      >Temperate
      >Rolling Hills, Woodlands, Marshland, Waterfalls, Rock Formations
      >Tower Lodge
      >Village Border
      >Yellowed book
      >Endless expanse
      >Archivist or Blacksmith
      >Cloud Tower, Fairy Grove, Siren Overlook, Healing Spring
      >Smug Little Girl
      >Wandering God, Endless Abyss

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost-diamond is too op.

    But death-“explosion” just sounds too fun.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Death + Demon.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poison + ghost
    >two 25% chances
    welcome to stunlock world, nothing else matters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ghost for proc builds instead of haste
      At least two of us know what we're doing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blood+rage
    I'M FRICKING INVINCIBLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the right choice for endgame, but people who pick damage and/or speed will kill things much faster than you do and therefore level quicker.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood and Thunder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHITE
      WHALE
      HOLY
      GRAIL

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't blood the same as fire?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

      Blood label says "heals" not deals. I missed it the first time.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poison + haste for stuns

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    use your fists, pussy

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does frost get to be the objectively best enchantment by far? it's just blatantly overtuned.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire and diamond, if i crit you fricking die.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's gotta be Demon+Rage and entering every fight with 1 HP to max out the damage bonus.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Death's instakill counts as damage?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost + Haste. I like my quick multihit kino

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not picking healing
    your hubris will be your downfall

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hate and death

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blood + diamond or blood + ethereal

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haste paralyze duh

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A sword has a 50% crit chance.
    The player hits an enemy with the sword twice.
    At least one of the two hits is known to be a crit.
    What is the probability that the other hit is also a crit?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find shit like this boring. I don't feel smart for figuring out what "the best" combo is, I just feel like the game is unbalanced and I'm exploiting it. So, cheating.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2nd ring worn
      I pick Ring of Power, Ring of Chaos, and Ring of Specialization

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos + Specialization

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i see huge dmg reduction i feel its a no brainer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fail to see how deadly speed + specialization isn't the clear best choice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Averageness+Specialisation
      >50% evasion
      >100% damage
      >50% damage reduction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two rings of specialization, please.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh anon you're not supposed to do that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FATAL ERROR: Application has crashed! Would you like to submit a crash report?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's only one of each ring, bozo that's why there's a ring that acts as a copy of the other rings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im taking all of the rings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stonewall + Specialization then I overpower and rape the shop keeper. What's she gonna do? Deal damage to me?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ghost is actually better for the "x chance of effect on hit" powers than haste since it's basically like having double attack speed instead of +50%
    so ghost + poison for stunlock cheesing

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like blood-curse is like the cheesiest "you didnt beat the game" kind of build

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood + Poison, good luck killing me when I keep paralyzing and healing.
    Would make for a very annoying enemy in an rpg game

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haste + Blood

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost+Diamond

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play a game that is kinda like this, where you have to min-max to survive the next boss. Issue is whenever you kill the latest boss the character/build you defeated them with becomes the next boss. So the next run you have to defeat your old build AND the boss after that without going too hard so you won't be able to defeat yourself on the next run.
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1711610/Dungeon_100/
    Don't recommend buying but it might be good for a pirate.

    If I learn anything from this game though is that there is always a counter to your idea of the best options. A summon build get nuked by an AoE build but an AoE build get counter by a tanky build. I had yet to beaten the game though, just way too hard for me personally though I like the concept.

    Demon + blood for me, sound sustaining for at least a good bit.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EXPLOTION
    This board is nothing but subhuman third world brownies now and it's fricking tragic.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rage + explosion for the ultimate glass cannon mega chain kills

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Babbies first build
    Fire+Diamond
    >Trash clear
    Thunder+ExploTion
    >Frick magic
    Haste+Drain
    >Brute force
    Blood+Spikes
    >Old reliable
    Fire+Blood
    >No fun allowed
    Frost+Curse

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frost + poison so i can kill them before they get any hits in

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't even played the game though, game theory says haste and fire is the safe bet

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blood and rage you dumbasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enchantment 1 makes enchantment 2 weaker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you literally cannot die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be blood and haste

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Demon, Ethereal, Haste, Curse, or Frost would be better than Rage.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    instant death RNG aside, is there ANY build that can beat frost + curse?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dimond plus Haste seems obvious. 50% crit sounds OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crit is usually double damage, so it is really just fire but less reliable

      I swear I am the only one who even plays games here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1.5x is more common for crits

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Ghost hit trigger the Death effect?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blood + Rage
    What are games that have mechanics or playstyles that buff you when you're low health

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quite a lot. The Red Tearstone Ring in Dark Souls immediately comes to mind, but there are many that have more complex low HP mechanics.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Etereal + Haste
    if armor works like IRL
    >Haste +Frost
    if armor is some gay bullshit mechanic

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    curse frost
    >cucks thorns and drain builds by halving their damage
    >cucks proc builds by halving attack speed
    >cucks raw damage builds by quartering their total damage output
    gg no re

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood and Drain. Sustain, extra damage and utility all in one package.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >extra damage
      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm assuming since we have jack shit extra information on extraneous mechanics, but typically manaburn both destroys mana and deals damage to the owner, either static number or percentage of the burned mana. Not every time, but for majority of games I've played manaburn works just like that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's specifically mana BURN not mana DRAIN
          mana BURN is always damage and mana destruction
          you are correct

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the game mechanics.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood+Spikes for immortal tank build. Heal 25% weapon damage for every single minion that hits you means bosses with adds will be completely incapable of killing you. And in 1v1 the healing output will be roughly the same as Blood+Haste.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire and ethereal or haste and ethereal

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood for sure. But I'm not sure what 2nd effect.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would be the worst pairs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poison + Frost is either totally busted or the most useless pair, feels like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frost+Curse because bosses are immune to debuffs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I choose to go off of Etrian Odyssey rules, so no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explosion, drain. explosion does nothing until you've already killed the enemy, drain does nothing because swinging a sword doesn't cost mana.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diamond + Ethereal. If the first hit doesn't frick your shit up, the second will

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diamond and Ghost, Steve!

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER
    Demon rage

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fire+Drain
    All your MP are beling to I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't demon + drain be better for that? MP pools are generally much smaller than HP pools, so you'd get them to zero faster with chunky frontloaded demon hits.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the statuses additive or multiplicative?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heres your choices gaymer

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haste + ghost
    I'll stunlock using just the base knockback and 3x the normal hitrate.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frost slows 50% of your attack and movement speed when it hits you, so Ghost will make it slow you by the other 50% of your attack and movement speed, preventing you from attacking or moving ever. GG.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick curse
    >enemy still 2shots me
    every time

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so if I take blood and spikes and cut myself what happens?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You deal 100 damage to yourself, since you are your own attacker you then get damaged for an extra 50, which totals in 150 which means you get healed by 75.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frost + Curse reduces enemy damage output by 75%, so relatively speaking it's equivalent to a 4x damage multiplier, by far the most powerful here.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood and Spikes
    >Damage dealt by spikes is bounced back at me as health
    >Normal attacks heal me too
    >The more damage the opponent's sword deals, the more I heal and hurt them

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explosion+thunder for big chain reactions of explosions.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost+Haste and stack proc-on-hit effects on other gear instead.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blood+drain is horrendously broken. In almost all games health counter is way higher than mana so you'll end up just negating the enemy's MP preventing him from using spells or abilities and then you just leech back and absurd amount of life so enemies can't kill you except for install stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now what nerd?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on how paralyze actually works, ghost + paralyze could be broken as hell.

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