I wish we had parking lots like that
But I rather just have a fricking city I can walk around. They're starting to build more apartment complexes with shops on the first 2 floors like grocery stores and small businesses around here. Not ideal, but I rather have most of my essentials within walking distance than drive fricking everywhere.
That's just what the areas near exits of interstates look like so you can fill up and get back on the road bro, this country is massive. You go 2 miles anywhere from there and it's pure backwoods.
>Capitalism sucks but is also the reason why everyone loves the 90's and it's ok for troons and commies to like 90's aesthetic because they only like it "Le Ironically"
I've only been once and the bathrooms there were impeccable. It was covered in stone tiles and masonry, like walking into the Roman senate except it was just a bunch of guys with their dicks out.
So exactly like the Roman senate.
Yeah it was indeed shitty, but my friends insisted. I guess that's a pretty good example of goyslop being so soulless that it circles around to being an interesting experience.
Yeah, that's the big draw. Everyone knows their restrooms will have space and be clean, so everyone stops there for it. Only time I've seen an actual line for either restroom, it was because some dumbass was standing in the entryway hall waiting for his wife or something, and a queue formed behind him of people assuming there was a line. Once you're inside, you kinda feel obligated to buy some food or something, most of which is actually good, so they make a ton of money from that. This completely ignores their gas sales, and they have tons of pumps at every location. Buc-ee's is quintessentially American. Would absolutely recommend a visit for a foreigner.
>In 2023, crossover artwork of the Buc-ee's beaver and Hatsune Miku was trending on Twitter. An Austin, Texas-based artist claimed responsibility for creating "Bucsune Miku". In response, Buc-ee's sent the artist a cease and desist letter regarding the stickers and use of the beaver logo
???
>Ghost town with nice rocky hills
sign me the frick up. Its so fricking crowded where I'm out I want to move to the middle of fricking no where. If I still have a solid income, steady internet, and not in a food desert I am fricking happy.
>and not in a food desert
that's every small town. as well as that train you see there not stopping in the town since the early 1900s. enjoy your one OK restaurant, one chinese place and walmart for shopping at the big box complex 20km down the highway
craig is actually really nice and you are 30 min at best from all the goyslop centers and like 2 hrs at most in either direction from top tier skiing or the desert if that’s your jam
Sonic Adventure 2, basically a 6 hour SOAP shoes and mascot ad but it's so on the nose about being a marketing tool that you can't help but find it somewhat charming.
>industry popping up to support other industry BAD
90% of places like OP exist so long haul truckers and people driving cross country can stop for a break
homie rest stop towns will never become obsolete as long as people have a reason to drive long distance. there are entire economies built on people passing through on the interstate thats basically a self fulfilling loop, as people have money to travel and stop at other similar towns
Maybe, but currently this architecture is everywhere. I don't think traffic patterns are so consistent that they'll survive everywhere forever. If the economy continues like it is less and less people will be able to afford cars at all, making these spreads less and less economical. That's just one possibility.
yeah I'm not sure why OP's example is used when you can go to any mid size city almost anywhere in the country for much better examples. eg; the beautiful downtown of lubbock texas (population 263,930)
because like 90 percent of urbanists and bikegays have never traveled anywhere beyond their 15 square miles of concrete shithole. but they have very strong opinions on how your town should look and operate
This but unironically. >better food >cheaper price >don't have to tip >don't have to drive everywhere >surprisingly quiet despite the condensed area >lack of littering, clean in general
>Be me >Exist >Everyone hates me because I was born where I was born
I used to take the banter well but I've just been more and more worn down over the years
Why did moot have to sell the site to asiatic, why couldn't he have just set me free from this eternal nightmare
I'm just fricking with you. I've been to America a few times, it's a lovely place depending on where you go. I just like making people piss and shit themselves.
Reminder that the original print of the bottom image sold at auction for $40,000.
>entire cities in america are just truck stops
that's a city to you?
You have to understand, eurogays cannot comprehend how big the US is. They see a truck stop and think it's some sprawling urban metropolis.
>Souless shithole
>corporate (BRAND) everywhere
>Excessive overhead wires, excessive signage
>Traffic
Yes, it's an American city
You're trying too hard to save face
>Souless
ESL moment
>traffic
Black person there's like 10 cars on the road wtf are you talking about
what do you think traffic means?
a city is defined as a commercial centre larger than 40,000 population
breezewood, pa, the "city" in the picture, has a pop of 178
and they’re all eatin good
to be fair, an american city is just several of those chained together with shitty 6 lane roads
>City
>that
>a city
euro homies really have it bad huh?
that's not a city, thats a turn off from a highway to get gas and food
they have a point, that's not a city
american "cities" are just giant parking lots with a building thrown in every now and then
I wish we had parking lots like that
But I rather just have a fricking city I can walk around. They're starting to build more apartment complexes with shops on the first 2 floors like grocery stores and small businesses around here. Not ideal, but I rather have most of my essentials within walking distance than drive fricking everywhere.
The parking lots got converted into parking garages decades ago
They paved parking lots to put up a shopping mall.
I don't know why they call it a truck stop. That would be a town where I'm from
That's just what the areas near exits of interstates look like so you can fill up and get back on the road bro, this country is massive. You go 2 miles anywhere from there and it's pure backwoods.
Is 2 miles supposed to be a lot? There are parts of my city that are separated by a mile and a half of farms and forest
It's more like a few blocks with houses, a trailer park, and a Dollar General. I drive across the country a lot and see these places way too often
old game shit graphics unintentionally being pure soul is pretty cool when you see how lame cartoony modern graphics are
>This made boomers shit and pizza their pants.
Yes, it did. That was a level of comfyness you will never know, zoomer.
Take me the frick back, bros ;_;7
>tfw no more all you can eat pizza huts where you can also get demo discs
Why does the modern world blow so much ass?
capitalism
>Capitalism sucks but is also the reason why everyone loves the 90's and it's ok for troons and commies to like 90's aesthetic because they only like it "Le Ironically"
the word you were looking for begins with an "n"
>don't even get demos anymore, only recently because of steamfest
Unironically the internet
>game takes place in the US
>All cheese is Cheddar cheese
>euros will never know what it's like to visit a buc-ee's truckstop
I feel sorry for you guys, I really do.
i'm an australian and i've visited one while i was in texas.
it's better than most regular stores. not even joking.
>IMG_2364
>2364
>Of children
That's image 2364 of Buc-ee's. And that's just for one location.
Oouhhhh T0T
you're not funny
I chuckled.
Frick you
I've only been once and the bathrooms there were impeccable. It was covered in stone tiles and masonry, like walking into the Roman senate except it was just a bunch of guys with their dicks out.
So exactly like the Roman senate.
Did you get one their shitty bbq sandwiches?
Yeah it was indeed shitty, but my friends insisted. I guess that's a pretty good example of goyslop being so soulless that it circles around to being an interesting experience.
Yeah, that's the big draw. Everyone knows their restrooms will have space and be clean, so everyone stops there for it. Only time I've seen an actual line for either restroom, it was because some dumbass was standing in the entryway hall waiting for his wife or something, and a queue formed behind him of people assuming there was a line. Once you're inside, you kinda feel obligated to buy some food or something, most of which is actually good, so they make a ton of money from that. This completely ignores their gas sales, and they have tons of pumps at every location. Buc-ee's is quintessentially American. Would absolutely recommend a visit for a foreigner.
I prefer sheetz or wawa tbh, I fricking hate southerners
>In 2023, crossover artwork of the Buc-ee's beaver and Hatsune Miku was trending on Twitter. An Austin, Texas-based artist claimed responsibility for creating "Bucsune Miku". In response, Buc-ee's sent the artist a cease and desist letter regarding the stickers and use of the beaver logo
???
The bucees near my house always has gas like 10-15 cents cheaper than the rest of my town so I use it for gas a lot
>open 24/7
>lust provoking image
Man what the frick... Do american cities also look like this?
no. american towns are actually more depressing than that image.
well there's no branding anywhere, isnt that what you eurogays wanted?
>implying branding is the problem
It looks normal at least
>Ghost town with nice rocky hills
sign me the frick up. Its so fricking crowded where I'm out I want to move to the middle of fricking no where. If I still have a solid income, steady internet, and not in a food desert I am fricking happy.
>and not in a food desert
that's every small town. as well as that train you see there not stopping in the town since the early 1900s. enjoy your one OK restaurant, one chinese place and walmart for shopping at the big box complex 20km down the highway
I'm in rural Newfoundland it's so cozy here. Miles and miles of forest highways to get anywhere and nature everywhere
craig is actually really nice and you are 30 min at best from all the goyslop centers and like 2 hrs at most in either direction from top tier skiing or the desert if that’s your jam
Go to Wyoming, besides the cold, shit was comfy when I stopped there for a night during a road trip
>steady internet
rural areas got gigabit fibre before cities did
>food desert
its 2023, you can order shit online
also growing your own veg is comfy
Why is Craig 6,185 feet away from the city limits?
its 6185 ft from the elevator, moron
Why is Craig in such a long elevator? Where is he going?
it must be purgatory since there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven
Sonic Adventure 2, basically a 6 hour SOAP shoes and mascot ad but it's so on the nose about being a marketing tool that you can't help but find it somewhat charming.
>industry popping up to support other industry BAD
90% of places like OP exist so long haul truckers and people driving cross country can stop for a break
It's more that people are cashing in on them.
reality vs mainstream media
The Evil Within flows like a checklist of horror cliches, but its shameless embrace of being precisely that circles it back to being incredibly based.
i like american rural esthetics
wish i could live there
>concrete hellscape is OK because there are trees outside of it
yeah atlanta also has a lot of trees for a city that doesn't mean it's a nice place.
Atlanta's bad cause it's full of Black folk, not because of pavement.
it's both, combine Black folk and awful urban design and you have america.
do you homosexuals ever stop thinking of race for 5 minutes jfc
It's Ganker anon. Best you can do is ignore obvious race bait shit between actually funny or interesting posts.
go back to twitter Black person
Black folk are a nuisance tho
Pollution made human
this is pennsylvania you stinky ill informed chud
>a truck stop isn't atlanta
YEAH NO SHIT moron I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT'S CALLED A FRICKING EXAMPLE.
Instead of an example, how about i turn you into a statistic?
one thing i hate about this image is that it's heavily zoomed in from far away to give the illusion that it's more cramped than it is
The second this shit becomes obsolete people are going to look back on it with nostalgia like boomers do with malls.
homie rest stop towns will never become obsolete as long as people have a reason to drive long distance. there are entire economies built on people passing through on the interstate thats basically a self fulfilling loop, as people have money to travel and stop at other similar towns
Maybe, but currently this architecture is everywhere. I don't think traffic patterns are so consistent that they'll survive everywhere forever. If the economy continues like it is less and less people will be able to afford cars at all, making these spreads less and less economical. That's just one possibility.
It looks like shit but isn't it a rest stop? People aren't expected to live there.
Course I know what shit is like below the Mason Dixie line where urban planning is more of a token suggestion rather than a serious philosophy.
yeah I'm not sure why OP's example is used when you can go to any mid size city almost anywhere in the country for much better examples. eg; the beautiful downtown of lubbock texas (population 263,930)
You'd think the people that work there would want to live there
>prominent signage advertising the businesses in a tiny truck stop town in case drivers want to stop there
this is bad why?
because like 90 percent of urbanists and bikegays have never traveled anywhere beyond their 15 square miles of concrete shithole. but they have very strong opinions on how your town should look and operate
because a typical american city is just several of these chained together
consumerism but walkable is good actually.
>horizontal bad
>vertical good
just like my slanted eyes
>vertical slants
good typography and signage is better actually
What if I like both? What if I just really like bright lights and neon signs? What then?
then ur a gayet
Was going to post this, but the Japanese genuinely do do wall to wall advertising in a much more soulful way.
This but unironically.
>better food
>cheaper price
>don't have to tip
>don't have to drive everywhere
>surprisingly quiet despite the condensed area
>lack of littering, clean in general
WTF I THOUGHT EVERY SQUARE FOOT OF THE US WAS A STRIP MALL
no there are also highways connecting the strip malls
>Be me
>Exist
>Everyone hates me because I was born where I was born
I used to take the banter well but I've just been more and more worn down over the years
Why did moot have to sell the site to asiatic, why couldn't he have just set me free from this eternal nightmare
Frick 'em, anon. We're better than all of 'em.
>>Be me
lol
lmao
imagine being this kind of homosexual
>Anon doesn't exist
>>Be me
>Be me
Okay I am become you..... WTF I'M GAY NOW!?
Come on, it's either just banter (face it, you are a quirky kind) or jelly seethe. You burgers have all the prospects.
Don't call me quirky
I'm just fricking with you. I've been to America a few times, it's a lovely place depending on where you go. I just like making people piss and shit themselves.
Now you know what being israeli feels like.
You a Black person or israelite
lol
do americans really live like this?
Here in Norway is at least comfy.
we do indeed have towns in america and not just truck stops. norway looks comfy as hell though
Pit stop towns are cozy.
This. Muh walkable city homosexuals are just jealous they're not allowed to leave their designated zone without Big Brothers permission.