Based I've seen on Twitter heaps but not kino. Anyway it doesn't matter it's just a word moron you gonna stop speaking English because normies do as well?
I've also seen the words if, you, were, really, here, for, 11, years, you'd, be, able, to, tell, when, a, word, has, been, claimed, by, and, no, longer, worth, and using on Twitter as well so go have a nice day you fricking hypocrite
I did this just last week. I've got a whole 18 years of year books with the same kids in them from having my whole family go to the same school. I'll pick a different kid every time and see how they turn out as they grow up, it's pretty cool. You also get to compare different kids in the family and try and guess how different they turned out. If it's interesting enough I'll even look them up online to see what they're doing now. It's like a real life version of a story generator.
Once, one of them turned out to have died in a car accident. That was a sad poop.
If that were true you would realize only absolute homosexuals use the word Kino and it's a dogwhistle for "I have shit tatse and you should the thing I am praising."
Considering that broke bums, serial killers, and violent drug dealers get love from women, I've realized that it's not a woman's love isn't something worth valuing.
You value the love from high-value women, just like women value love from high-value men. The fact that even disgusting humans experience love suggests that it is a nearly-universal human behavior and is not a commentary on its value as a commodity.
Considering that even human trash like that get love from women but I don't (despite having my life together otherwise) I've realized that I'm a joke and life is a joke it's basically a Kafka novel none of it can possibly matter
I found the answer can truly be only one of two things. >Life doesn't matter in the slightest. It's all a show for someone else. So be the biggest and bestest jester you can be and make some else's day a little less shit. >Life is such a shit show and you're just unlucky enough to be its star. So put on a smile, do a song and dance, and make your little show one that everyone will remember.
Men like us are destined to play the fool in life, but the fool is the best character for the fact that he understands how much of a farce everything else while all the others are blinded by what''s in front of them.
Considering that even human trash like that get love from women but I don't (despite having my life together otherwise) I've realized that I'm a joke and life is a joke it's basically a Kafka novel none of it can possibly matter
I thought a woman loved me at one point but it turns out she didn't, because she left me for another man. And that was only the first one. There were others who said they loved me, but they all left for various reasons. "It's not working out" or "I want to focus on my life more. I really need to focus on me right now."
I don't think women have the capacity to love as real humans beings do. To them, love is a temporary thing. It's a take-take. They never give. Or maybe I just have bad taste in women.
I did too… then I realized it’s not really love but because I was nice and listened to their neuroticism and trauma dumping without judging them that they said they loved me but it was more of a codependent thing then genuine
I had the opposite experience while playing My Time at Sandrock. One of the characters is your childhood friend, so I gave her the item that acts as the "asking out" option, and she rejected me. Twice. Those are definitely emotions I've felt before.
Im 35 and been in a lot of relationships. I’m married now but I have never had some woman say this. This type of shit only happens in movies or maybe high school. No girl in college or beyond is going to say this gay shit. They’ll have you make the first move so this conversation never even has a chance to come up
Eh, my fourth girlfriend (aged 27 at the time) said something along those lines to me while she was drunk despite being engaged then broke off her engagement a week later to be with me. Three years later she slept with one of my best friends. b***hes be prostitutes I guess.
Normally I would have advised others as such (once a cheater always a cheater etc.) but she didn't actually sleep with me before breaking off her engagement and had been trying to leave him for two years prior to meeting me and he kept threatening both suicide and violence if she left. It wasn't until she met me that she had the confidence to leave him. Or at least, I was naive enough to believe all of that to be the case at the time. I've also since gotten involved with two different women who have, after a few weeks, told me they're actually in a toxic relationship and are looking for an excuse to leave their partners (and I have cut them off immediately). Dating in one's 30s is rough.
>Dating in one's 30s is rough.
i know exactly what you mean, especially if you cant get into online dating. o30 parties and hanging around bars feels like scrapping the bottom of the barrel
While that's really fricking good, they are unstable, buggy, outdated and depreciated. The modding scene isn't even a fraction of Todd's Oblivion at it's lowest. So our only hope is the dev himself.
>mayor tries to kick you out for cucking him from his hidden affair >the whole town riots and overthrows Lewis because you are singlehandely keeping town's economy alive >they make the farmer the new mayor
eat shit lewis
Lewis would never do that, he likes money too much and he is well aware that you're richer than several nations combined considering he handles your products directly.
>you're richer than several nations combined
somebody post that meme fanart with the rich farmer saying "the farmer doesn't remember you, Haley" please
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I never managed to get to Year 3, do other villagers form relationships with each other after you get married?
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Nope. There is a divorce mechanic so I'm guessing Ape wouldn't want to remove those other options once you get married.
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That's a shame, I thought it'd be nice to see the town evolve over time.
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>Clint in the background
Kek, nice touch
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>clint doesnt have the courage to ask emily out if he sees me and emily hanging out together, and becomes eternally sad and has his confidence shattered >only realized this way later in the wiki
bros, i didnt wanna hurt a fellow bro's feelings like that, i know he's a shy dude i didnt wanna hurt him, i was just trying to max friendship with everyone
5 months ago
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You cucked your bro, the only way to repay him is to drug up Emily get her knocked out ass in his shop and double team her the whole weekend long.
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He's a grown ass man. He's got his own business, he's skilled, he just needs to talk to someone with confidence. And to quit obsessing over one woman. He likes the idea of Emily, but all he does is weakly try to appeal to what he thinks she likes. You're unironically doing him a favor.
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hopefully 1.6 introduces a way to fix Clint. dude needs help, not sure if anyone in the town likes him
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exquisite
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What the frick is that green thing that guy is wearing on his head?
Yes, just keep in mind that you'll have to wait for the update if you want finished lewd events as the ones currently available are a work in progress. You may also want to get the other e-girl mods
It's in the same place as always.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
Yes, just keep in mind that you'll have to wait for the update if you want finished lewd events as the ones currently available are a work in progress. You may also want to get the other e-girl mods [...]
I started playing this game recently. Bought it on sale. >slowly making bank with parsnip >finally decide to buy a bunch of beans >plant all of them >keep working on my farm >season is almost over >buy 60+ parsnip seeds >the beans and parsnips are 1 day away from making me a lot of money >tomorrow is the day >wake up >it's summer >lost all my shit on top >completely broke
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I forgot about the season thing man, I got completely cucked
>its usually not a good sign of a persons mental health if they are gooning to stardew valley
anon you are literally posting on schizo center, the fact you are here speaks a lot about your mental health too, lmao.
Indeed. And although jas is relevant to the game, the only replies to the post are also meaningless shitposts of kneeling and whatnot. Jas is welcome in every Stardew thread but try to talk about it
Jas marriage mod. Though its my first time playing and still have alot to see. For example, some b***h flew over my chicken's house and fricked with my chickens and some spaceBlack person left their bastard on my orchard, fricking spaceBlack folk.
The only women in my life that ever confessed to me was ugly and fat in highschool. She fell in love with me because I was nice to her, and her confession was rewarded by me avoiding her and never talking to her again because it made me uncomfortable.
Literally me except im 3 years younger than you, though I think eveyone in my circle of friends agrees that I dodged a massive bullet. She even appeared in my country's version of american idol doing cosplay and trying to sing anime.
At least you had a girl confess to you, no girl has ever been interested in me to have those 'missed opportunity' moments. I'm a 31 year old virgin and never even had my first kiss.
I'm the same age and have literally never even spoken to a girl about something that wasn't strictly about a school assignment (like a group project thing). You at least had a girl acknowledge your existence more than once.
Aside from waiting in front of her house so you can gift her as soon as the day starts, not really. Thanks to the farmer being silent and the event system itself, it's extremely hard to have events where (You) are proactive, meaning NPCs will always be in charge in some way or other.
>stupid poor white trash that can’t cook or clean >frickin’ pam will be your mother in law
Penny is the cringe choice. Might as well marry the mulatto and bleach her dad’s genes out for good.
Elliott is the most fantastical of the bachelors (Ape himself described him as unrealistic), so he's bound to be divisive by default. Most people either think he's pretention (which I think is complete bullshit) or are too autistic about his absolutely Chad-like sidefacing portrait.
because he's a longhair broke-ass artgay who lives in a decrepit shack on the beach, and on top of all that, he's smug and acts like he's high and mighty towards everyone else when he is clearly worse off than even Linus, the self-sufficiency survivalist extraordinaire
women are attracted to wealth, assets, power, and confidence; but confidence don't mean shit if they can see through it and notice that you lack the other 3.
Romance in games sucks because they have actual personalities until you finish the questline and then they become drones that recite a couple lines. It feels like a loveless marriage. Maybe if devs started using AI chat it'd help.
why bother rushing when you're not allowed to lay a finger on the Black person anyway? you'll instantly be fired and ostracized and have your life ruined by the woke leftist media
Are potatoes any good for farming? Like I'm not trying to minmax I just want to know are they better then parsnips. Parsnips seem really bad for money.
from year 2 onwards I only plant strawberries in spring so I don't have to waste time on replanting. Plant it all day 1 too so you only have to harvest the whole thing every few days.
It's satisfying enough I suppose
I'm asking because selling fish is making a lot of money but I don't know if the S tier fishing rod is enough of a upgrade to justify rushing it
>7500 is big money
if you actually do a lot of fishing you can pull in like 4-5 thousand a day after getting the basic rod and bait. You can easily be managing that amount of cash by day seven of spring if you fish.
>all of Xaio Pai's events including the one leading up to her reverse proposal >the proposal itself
I don't care if she isn't as fantastical as the other bachelorettes in RF4. She will always be my favorite.
>deleted all social media >avoid anywhere online where I'd see couples and families and the like >when travelling to work just force my eyes shut until I get to my stop on the train >cut off all porn and stopped wanking >barely make it through each shift >goto gym, eat, play a bit of vidya with the boys, sleep
This is the only way I've made life manageable. I'm having a career change soon (firefighter) and will be moving city, then I'll see if dating and relationships works for me. But for now, this is all that I can do. The only thing I have is that I'm tall but it won't help being an autist who hates everything.
>old enough to remember the original pic >it's always the next year >the next year is going to be mine
i'm done
i was already tired last year
never even held hands
>firefighter
if this is true it's basically a free pass to 80 percent of women. It might be dependent on where you live, but I've seen drunk girls offer themselves up for threesomes to firefighters multiple times. The physical training seems grueling though. Good luck anon, no reason it shouldnt work out.
Its really not that difficult to get love from a woman guys
You all need to be honest with yourselves and just admit you value not engaging with "the system" that nets you love (socialising, looking after yourselves, traditional dating etc.) More than you value affection from a woman
>install Jas marriage mod and a bunch of other shit >At the Summer Luau >hit 4 on my numpad by accident and a text box pops up saying I’m jerking it >put my jizz in the communal soup >everyone loves it
I laughed for 10 minutes straight
How stagnant is the game long term? Do the villagers have their own lives? Do they have jobs and marry other villagers like in other HM games or just stay in perpetuity?
>only played once >only played the first year, married Hayley, did all the floors of the dungeon in the town, got most of the community board items filled, then got bored
Didn't even hate it or anything, I just have a hard time with these kinds of games after the first year of play for some reason. Think I'd mostly want to go back to try and make money faster on a new playthrough.
if i could go back and never meet the one woman who loved me, i'd do it. the good memories are nowhere near worth it. i tried everything to forget about that b***h and i'm still tormented now. you know the worst part is, they move on like you're nothing, they feel nothing, its just a hole for some other guy to replace, like a piece of machinery.
I know that feel
which one
I've had women love me and can confirm It's kino
>kino
Why are newbies so fricking stupid?
I've been here for 11 years. The word kino can apply to anything
if you were really here for 11 years, you'd be able to tell when a word has been claimed by xitter and no longer worth using
Why? 11 years is turbo newhomosexualry.
Based I've seen on Twitter heaps but not kino. Anyway it doesn't matter it's just a word moron you gonna stop speaking English because normies do as well?
I've also seen the words if, you, were, really, here, for, 11, years, you'd, be, able, to, tell, when, a, word, has, been, claimed, by, and, no, longer, worth, and using on Twitter as well so go have a nice day you fricking hypocrite
>letting other gays "claim" your word
Embarrassing.
>caring about twitter
I truly, truly miss Ganker, too bad moot closed the website down back in 2012
I've been here since 2005 and I'd say this is Kino as well, you fricking newhomosexual.
this post is so embarrassing it's almost kino
You browse that site so much that you actually see that word used AND claimed. Embarrassing.
I did this just last week. I've got a whole 18 years of year books with the same kids in them from having my whole family go to the same school. I'll pick a different kid every time and see how they turn out as they grow up, it's pretty cool. You also get to compare different kids in the family and try and guess how different they turned out. If it's interesting enough I'll even look them up online to see what they're doing now. It's like a real life version of a story generator.
Once, one of them turned out to have died in a car accident. That was a sad poop.
>unabashed autistic meltdown over internet slang
K I N O
I____N
N___ I
O N I K
>BEHOLD! KINOBOX!
Consider stop drinking any water because xitter just claimed it. Hopefully you die of thirst you dumb Black person.
I lurk here, not "xitter." Why would I give a single frick about their trends?
If that were true you would realize only absolute homosexuals use the word Kino and it's a dogwhistle for "I have shit tatse and you should the thing I am praising."
Imagine seething this hard lmfao you must have a dogshit life. Seek God
until she decides she doesn't and fricks the neighbor
and? you get over it and find another.
Something you want to talk about? Are you speaking from experience?
Considering that broke bums, serial killers, and violent drug dealers get love from women, I've realized that it's not a woman's love isn't something worth valuing.
You value the love from high-value women, just like women value love from high-value men. The fact that even disgusting humans experience love suggests that it is a nearly-universal human behavior and is not a commentary on its value as a commodity.
For me the only value women have is youth
That guy said nothing about "high-value" women. Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.
Considering that even human trash like that get love from women but I don't (despite having my life together otherwise) I've realized that I'm a joke and life is a joke it's basically a Kafka novel none of it can possibly matter
I know that feel bro ;_;
I found the answer can truly be only one of two things.
>Life doesn't matter in the slightest. It's all a show for someone else. So be the biggest and bestest jester you can be and make some else's day a little less shit.
>Life is such a shit show and you're just unlucky enough to be its star. So put on a smile, do a song and dance, and make your little show one that everyone will remember.
Men like us are destined to play the fool in life, but the fool is the best character for the fact that he understands how much of a farce everything else while all the others are blinded by what''s in front of them.
>I'm as old as Ronnie was when he wrote this
Don't let time slip away anons
who the frick read their yearbook in the shitter?
I thought a woman loved me at one point but it turns out she didn't, because she left me for another man. And that was only the first one. There were others who said they loved me, but they all left for various reasons. "It's not working out" or "I want to focus on my life more. I really need to focus on me right now."
I don't think women have the capacity to love as real humans beings do. To them, love is a temporary thing. It's a take-take. They never give. Or maybe I just have bad taste in women.
Or its YOU, loser
I did too… then I realized it’s not really love but because I was nice and listened to their neuroticism and trauma dumping without judging them that they said they loved me but it was more of a codependent thing then genuine
basado
I had the opposite experience while playing My Time at Sandrock. One of the characters is your childhood friend, so I gave her the item that acts as the "asking out" option, and she rejected me. Twice. Those are definitely emotions I've felt before.
You have to do her quest, anon.
Frick her quests hit hard...
Put it in her bumhole.
I love my cute rock-munching wife!
But I already experience autism IRL
Im 35 and been in a lot of relationships. I’m married now but I have never had some woman say this. This type of shit only happens in movies or maybe high school. No girl in college or beyond is going to say this gay shit. They’ll have you make the first move so this conversation never even has a chance to come up
Women only say this if they’ve been exposed to BBC
Eh, my fourth girlfriend (aged 27 at the time) said something along those lines to me while she was drunk despite being engaged then broke off her engagement a week later to be with me. Three years later she slept with one of my best friends. b***hes be prostitutes I guess.
wasnt it obvious she would pull some dogshit like that?
Normally I would have advised others as such (once a cheater always a cheater etc.) but she didn't actually sleep with me before breaking off her engagement and had been trying to leave him for two years prior to meeting me and he kept threatening both suicide and violence if she left. It wasn't until she met me that she had the confidence to leave him. Or at least, I was naive enough to believe all of that to be the case at the time. I've also since gotten involved with two different women who have, after a few weeks, told me they're actually in a toxic relationship and are looking for an excuse to leave their partners (and I have cut them off immediately). Dating in one's 30s is rough.
>Dating in one's 30s is rough.
i know exactly what you mean, especially if you cant get into online dating. o30 parties and hanging around bars feels like scrapping the bottom of the barrel
>started hating women
based
>he regrets it
cringe
who is he, anons?
George from Umineko
>the girl he loves is a fake
Makes it even funnier.
i played that game for 200 hours with a real life girlfriend and she went insane and ran off to live with her dad and frick random guys
Black guys who know how to handle her
Where's the MILF romances, Ape?
DO IT. JUST FRICKING DO IT. DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS. YOU DID ALL THAT OTHER SHIT, YOU CAN DO THIS TOO.
Mods will fix it
It's been a hot minute since release and mods ain't doing SHIT. IT'S FRICKING TIME.
There is a jodi mod and one for robin and Caroline and then there is olivia.
While that's really fricking good, they are unstable, buggy, outdated and depreciated. The modding scene isn't even a fraction of Todd's Oblivion at it's lowest. So our only hope is the dev himself.
if he really puts in a dateable milf i hope its going to be a motherly type, these bawds make me the hardest
Blame shitters for voting for Emily, Ape was about to give us a Marnie romance.
imagine the major's reaction if you choose her, would he kick you out?.
considering the farmer bankrolls the whole town, no all he can do is silently suffer
>mayor tries to kick you out for cucking him from his hidden affair
>the whole town riots and overthrows Lewis because you are singlehandely keeping town's economy alive
>they make the farmer the new mayor
eat shit lewis
Lewis would never do that, he likes money too much and he is well aware that you're richer than several nations combined considering he handles your products directly.
>you're richer than several nations combined
somebody post that meme fanart with the rich farmer saying "the farmer doesn't remember you, Haley" please
I never managed to get to Year 3, do other villagers form relationships with each other after you get married?
Nope. There is a divorce mechanic so I'm guessing Ape wouldn't want to remove those other options once you get married.
That's a shame, I thought it'd be nice to see the town evolve over time.
>Clint in the background
Kek, nice touch
>clint doesnt have the courage to ask emily out if he sees me and emily hanging out together, and becomes eternally sad and has his confidence shattered
>only realized this way later in the wiki
bros, i didnt wanna hurt a fellow bro's feelings like that, i know he's a shy dude i didnt wanna hurt him, i was just trying to max friendship with everyone
You cucked your bro, the only way to repay him is to drug up Emily get her knocked out ass in his shop and double team her the whole weekend long.
He's a grown ass man. He's got his own business, he's skilled, he just needs to talk to someone with confidence. And to quit obsessing over one woman. He likes the idea of Emily, but all he does is weakly try to appeal to what he thinks she likes. You're unironically doing him a favor.
hopefully 1.6 introduces a way to fix Clint. dude needs help, not sure if anyone in the town likes him
exquisite
What the frick is that green thing that guy is wearing on his head?
the moneyonion
Emily's best girl, though!
the firs time i saw the ayyy lmao dance i was laughing like a maniac 10/10.
Fricking this. They're way hotter than the bawd bachlorettes
netori rote?
I believe there is a mod that reimagines Jodi just being a single mother if I'm not mistaken. And a free love mod too where everyone fricks.
Does this game have kino porn mods? I have more than 200 hours in this game on switch so I'll only buy it again on steam if it has good porn mods.
It has porn mods, yes.
Ape, 1.6 when?
where's the patch
I've never used Ganker functions outside of the catalog/GankerX. How do I find cumulative posts via search terms like that?
Damn why can't robowaifus be real so i can literally gosling irl? I don't need the flying car and all that.
Can't find a working Jas mod anywhere
It's in the same place as always.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
She can't be stopped.
>Drinks her milk with both hands
Little details that make me Uoh.
worth playing farmdew for this mod?
Yes, just keep in mind that you'll have to wait for the update if you want finished lewd events as the ones currently available are a work in progress. You may also want to get the other e-girl mods
Was for me, but you have to like the game too. Most of your time is still spent playing stardew, you can only interact with her so much.
thx anons, think ill try rune factory 4 first
My real wife says this to me. Yes, I mainly play Rune Factory and Stardew Valley
I started playing this game recently. Bought it on sale.
>slowly making bank with parsnip
>finally decide to buy a bunch of beans
>plant all of them
>keep working on my farm
>season is almost over
>buy 60+ parsnip seeds
>the beans and parsnips are 1 day away from making me a lot of money
>tomorrow is the day
>wake up
>it's summer
>lost all my shit on top
>completely broke
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I forgot about the season thing man, I got completely cucked
Gotta plan ahead better anon
Kek beaner btfo
Now you fish, simple as that.
you should learn from Harry Buster
never take risk, that's for losers who have nothing to lose. Also READ.
browse Ganker, so you can learn how to do this in real time.
Is this homie a bot or just an obsessed autist stalking the catalog?
he loves his daughterwife, try to learn something from him
Have anyone played the femdom mod? Is it good?
findom is such a meme "fetisch"
Yeah the finnish would probably get bodied if they tried to dominate anything.
>Tee hee, giving me your money is a fetish
Lord save us.
you guys doing okay? my girlfriend plays this game and you frickers are downloading porn mods for it...
My porn mods have your gf in it
your girlfriend has my semen in her
your point?
just checking in on you anon, its usually not a good sign of a persons mental health if they are gooning to stardew valley
>its usually not a good sign of a persons mental health if they are gooning to stardew valley
anon you are literally posting on schizo center, the fact you are here speaks a lot about your mental health too, lmao.
a relationship system without sex is simply not a valid relationship system
Hook your gf up with the shota mods.
Doesn't she frick some other dude on a tree at night?
no, next question
yes, don't ask questions
no but she fricks vincent to cater to the /ss/ crowd
take it you prostitute
I need a trophy wife
>I need a trophy wi-ACK!
that just means she wants to be taken by force
all of them shit on the player, at least she is upfront about it
that's a male right?
Sorry, it's officially a grill now.
ew
>game has a datable girl named Haley
I won't play the game cause of that anonerino
Black souls it made me feel despair and sadness at how hopeless shit is in that world cause of leaf being a homosexual pulling the strings
Bro, your black bars?
Is it possible to have a real living person feel this way about me. God I could only imagine.
Ok but when you marry those girls that are just NPC that roam pointlessy in your house... like in real life... lol
What does the troony janny have against the jaschad
it's bot spam.
it usually derails threads.
Is the jas poster really a bot?
How could it know this was a SDV thread?
Indeed. And although jas is relevant to the game, the only replies to the post are also meaningless shitposts of kneeling and whatnot. Jas is welcome in every Stardew thread but try to talk about it
That's a good thing though
>>Game lets you experience things society and used goods say you can't because....
>WELL JUST BECAUSE OK?
is that modded vanilla or edited?, i've never bothered to interact wih villagers outside of the girl i was interested in.
Jas marriage mod. Though its my first time playing and still have alot to see. For example, some b***h flew over my chicken's house and fricked with my chickens and some spaceBlack person left their bastard on my orchard, fricking spaceBlack folk.
Ok, found the link and saved in my bookmarks for another time, maybe i will get back into stardew after a long long time.
Based Jasbot. Even if the troonymods hate you, I respect you.
is the dev really an anon
dev is the jas poster
ape is ourguy yes
The only women in my life that ever confessed to me was ugly and fat in highschool. She fell in love with me because I was nice to her, and her confession was rewarded by me avoiding her and never talking to her again because it made me uncomfortable.
I am now a 32 year old virgin.
you did good, protect you precious semen
and now the cosmic powers of wizardry are yours to command.
Literally me except im 3 years younger than you, though I think eveyone in my circle of friends agrees that I dodged a massive bullet. She even appeared in my country's version of american idol doing cosplay and trying to sing anime.
At least you had a girl confess to you, no girl has ever been interested in me to have those 'missed opportunity' moments. I'm a 31 year old virgin and never even had my first kiss.
I'm the same age and have literally never even spoken to a girl about something that wasn't strictly about a school assignment (like a group project thing). You at least had a girl acknowledge your existence more than once.
>jas Pedo got shot
Good, pedos get the rope.
homosexual.
Do what you must, for Jas has already won.
See
thank you
What is going on? Who got shot?
can someone link the mods
thank you
I thought I bookmarked it but apparently not
Does the jaz romance mod have typical groomer behavior? I want to groom a child in a video game.
Aside from waiting in front of her house so you can gift her as soon as the day starts, not really. Thanks to the farmer being silent and the event system itself, it's extremely hard to have events where (You) are proactive, meaning NPCs will always be in charge in some way or other.
You don't groom her, she grooms you. Will become yandere if you reject her. See for yourself.
do you guys recommend the sandrock game
yes
I found Portia dull and "empty" in terms of activities, why should I play this, I can see from the file size they added a bunch, but what?
its got a much more interesting setting than portia, being in a desert type environment
but still, pirate it
I'm surprised at how well accepted it was by Ganker in its threads. Literally the only post-SDV sim game I want to play now.
>stupid poor white trash that can’t cook or clean
>frickin’ pam will be your mother in law
Penny is the cringe choice. Might as well marry the mulatto and bleach her dad’s genes out for good.
>implying the others bachelorettes can
>hasn't played enough to see Pam's redemption arc.
>wants to marry Maru
sasuga brainlet-kun
The famer single handedly fixes her life. You repaired the bus so she has a job again and in the late game you build her an entire house with robin
and you can even make her stop drinking too, you don't even need to be in a relationship with Penny to do all of this, based altruistchad
Maybe my next playthrough I'll try and max out the friendship of everyone. I can't tell you the last time I tried that, been years
>t. future stepdads
>wanting to marry virgin single tradgirl
>stepdad
foolproof logic there anon.
poor white trash that can’t cook or clean
Penny made me pancakes the morning after we got married.
I HATE MY FRICKING LIFE
what would you do if a cute girl asked you this haha
I would ask her who she is and how she got inside my house
you live in a trailer?
no
then why would you say that to penny while standing in her trailer?
women find 80%+ men unattractive
you will never feel loved
Get a dog
I'm going to die without ever knowing what it's like to be loved
which girl has the least painful flower dance rejection
emily right?
see
Maru, she even apologizes to you.
>disgusting an atrocious western art sjw game
i seriously hope nobody actually thinks this garbage looks good
why is she so smug
she was clearly raised with the ´´special princess´´ spoiled girl treatment
She knows that she'll live comfortably as the farmer's trophy wife.
>jaspost got deleted
good riddance to bad rubbish
Why do women hate Elliot?
that is not a woman though
Elliott is the most fantastical of the bachelors (Ape himself described him as unrealistic), so he's bound to be divisive by default. Most people either think he's pretention (which I think is complete bullshit) or are too autistic about his absolutely Chad-like sidefacing portrait.
because he's a longhair broke-ass artgay who lives in a decrepit shack on the beach, and on top of all that, he's smug and acts like he's high and mighty towards everyone else when he is clearly worse off than even Linus, the self-sufficiency survivalist extraordinaire
women are attracted to wealth, assets, power, and confidence; but confidence don't mean shit if they can see through it and notice that you lack the other 3.
Ingame women think he has a nice chin tho.
That's a rat
1.6 when? I want to start again but feels pointless until it comes out
I read and write romance fiction to satiate my desires.
are all updates for this game free? I only saw the soundtrack DLC
Yeah, dev is based as frick and just patches new stuff in 100% free.
Do you think rather than making DLC he should work on a new entry? I mean there's still so much he can do with this game.
He's working on a new game called Haunted Chocolatier while also adding new stuff for SV. A very based man.
Romance in games sucks because they have actual personalities until you finish the questline and then they become drones that recite a couple lines. It feels like a loveless marriage. Maybe if devs started using AI chat it'd help.
What was she doing in that tree with the other guy?!
>experience emotions you never felt before
https://files.catbox.moe/9zjlc7.jpg
>game lets you recover stolen property
is that homosexual slowly walking towards them some kind of cop or security? that guy didn't give two fricks
>that guy didn't give two fricks
you wouldn't either
>HAWWT
Marine
why bother rushing when you're not allowed to lay a finger on the Black person anyway? you'll instantly be fired and ostracized and have your life ruined by the woke leftist media
demetrius younger years
>sheriff's office
DON'T TOUCH THE SWITCH
Those guards are based. I'd take my sweet time too.
>Mr. Farmer is interested in Penny? We can't have that.
Are potatoes any good for farming? Like I'm not trying to minmax I just want to know are they better then parsnips. Parsnips seem really bad for money.
you need pasnips for a bundle, after that cut them out, at least thats what i'm doing
from year 2 onwards I only plant strawberries in spring so I don't have to waste time on replanting. Plant it all day 1 too so you only have to harvest the whole thing every few days.
I need Succubus Jas in my life.
I wonder if the picture related artist knew that Ape teased real carrots for 1.6.
I dont remember this
There isnt a single good girl in this game.
>who is jodi
the 8th heart event broke me
Deleting the post won't stop me from saying "there he is!"
should I rush the fishing rod upgrades?
do you enjoy fishing?
It's satisfying enough I suppose
I'm asking because selling fish is making a lot of money but I don't know if the S tier fishing rod is enough of a upgrade to justify rushing it
You only need level 2 fishing for the fiberglass rod that lets you use bait.
>rush
Isn't the iridium rod like 7500 or some shit, just sell some tea saplings
that's big money in year 1
>7500 is big money
if you actually do a lot of fishing you can pull in like 4-5 thousand a day after getting the basic rod and bait. You can easily be managing that amount of cash by day seven of spring if you fish.
>all of Xaio Pai's events including the one leading up to her reverse proposal
>the proposal itself
I don't care if she isn't as fantastical as the other bachelorettes in RF4. She will always be my favorite.
any questions?
can i have a small pizza and a coffee please?
honestly you can just remove all tiers after Haley
I really don't give a shit
Put the milfs in A tier.
Jodi sure but
>Coalburner
>Cheater
>A tier
Good on you for putting actual Jas at the top instead of the moronic OC from the mod.
Its a bunch of fricking pixels you utter failure
you know i feel like this game would be kino if it had modded Minecraft style technology and automation mods
monkey let me cuck the nig
Haley you fricking prostitute, what does he have that I don't
the looks, the penis, the muscles
?t=14
Alex is a closet gay, it's fine
APE YOU SON OF A b***h GIVE ME THE UPDATE
>deleted all social media
>avoid anywhere online where I'd see couples and families and the like
>when travelling to work just force my eyes shut until I get to my stop on the train
>cut off all porn and stopped wanking
>barely make it through each shift
>goto gym, eat, play a bit of vidya with the boys, sleep
This is the only way I've made life manageable. I'm having a career change soon (firefighter) and will be moving city, then I'll see if dating and relationships works for me. But for now, this is all that I can do. The only thing I have is that I'm tall but it won't help being an autist who hates everything.
we WILL make it this year bro
>old enough to remember the original pic
>it's always the next year
>the next year is going to be mine
i'm done
i was already tired last year
never even held hands
You'll never get anything done if you think that way. How could you possibly succeed if you've already given up in your mind?
We will get what we want.
It is inevitable.
If we try, it will happen.
>firefighter
if this is true it's basically a free pass to 80 percent of women. It might be dependent on where you live, but I've seen drunk girls offer themselves up for threesomes to firefighters multiple times. The physical training seems grueling though. Good luck anon, no reason it shouldnt work out.
Yknow what, it's probably just an normal simple post on your part, but even just that little bit of encouragement really helps. Thanks anon.
>read this
>find it cringe and unrealistic
am I moronic or I just became too much desensitized with life to believe in this shit
Its really not that difficult to get love from a woman guys
You all need to be honest with yourselves and just admit you value not engaging with "the system" that nets you love (socialising, looking after yourselves, traditional dating etc.) More than you value affection from a woman
>install Jas marriage mod and a bunch of other shit
>At the Summer Luau
>hit 4 on my numpad by accident and a text box pops up saying I’m jerking it
>put my jizz in the communal soup
>everyone loves it
I laughed for 10 minutes straight
gave me a chuckle too anon
bros.....
>other HM games
>games
I believe only one do that. No one like it
>just one
There were many.
Maybe you are thinking of Rune Factory, which only RF2 had it.
How stagnant is the game long term? Do the villagers have their own lives? Do they have jobs and marry other villagers like in other HM games or just stay in perpetuity?
Haley best woman.
>only played once
>only played the first year, married Hayley, did all the floors of the dungeon in the town, got most of the community board items filled, then got bored
Didn't even hate it or anything, I just have a hard time with these kinds of games after the first year of play for some reason. Think I'd mostly want to go back to try and make money faster on a new playthrough.
well depending on when you played there's lots of different stuff to do. you could even try a different farm layout
listen to him
and join the beachfarmchads
>tfw no dommy mommy who treats me like a pet and owns my literal soul.
KINO
but also you're a effeminate homosexual
if i could go back and never meet the one woman who loved me, i'd do it. the good memories are nowhere near worth it. i tried everything to forget about that b***h and i'm still tormented now. you know the worst part is, they move on like you're nothing, they feel nothing, its just a hole for some other guy to replace, like a piece of machinery.